#stan alisa for clear skin!

[romajuliettesupremacy]

feeling like alisa (both our birthdays are coming up and i got bangs and i’ve listened to a bunch of phoebe bridgers)

[wantaichi]

haikyuu + skincare hcs

ever think abt how they treat their skin? probably not. but like. do they wash their face like a normal person? have a 32 step skincare routine maybe??

msg me for any character who’s not here and i’ll drop their routine for u

masterlist.

karasuno

sugawara. lives up to his title as mr. refreshing. cleanses, tones, and moisturizes. !chefs kiss! keeps a jar of aloe vera face gel in his fridge, his mom had a spare. carries around a 100-sheet pack of oil film, more out of habit than of need. good skincare just makes him feel in control of his life, ok

ennoshita. fuckin’ spotless. part of the 0.0001% who don’t sweat easily. doesn’t have a complete regimen but never skips out on cleansing and toning before bed. actually reads the product ingredients and googles the benefits before buying. neutrogena type of guy. 

asahi. facial scrubs are his holy grail. like. dead skin? stubborn hair follicles? haha not on his watch ヾ( ･`⌓´･)ﾉﾞ trims his goatee every 3-4 week bc a well-groomed beard goes hand in hand with proper skincare. a sucker for aromatic products. lavender? shea butter? SOLD.

daichi. “healthy lifestyle is key to healthy skin“ typa dude. rly just thinks natural is the way to go. drinks 8 glasses of water, eats his veggies, exercises regularly, gets 8 hours of sleep. sounds like smth off wikihow if u ask me. probably is.

tsukishima. cetaphil hoe. brand loyalty embodied. on it for 5++ years, and never once considered switching. BUT. his routine ends at step 1. cleanse. and that’s it. the fuck he need a 32 step skincare routine for? long as he gets a day’s worth of grime and dirt off his face, he gucci

yamaguchi. sensitive skin’s got him constantly changing/exploring different products. rode on tsukki’s cetaphil agenda for the first few years of puberty (rly just out of curiousity) but dropped out when his skin got used to it. thinks pimple patches are a blessing to mankind.

tanaka. fuck. chaotic greasy. asks for oil film from suga just to stick it on his forehead, lets it stay there. uses whatever’s in the bathroom to wash off, aka majority of saeko’s products. got yelled at once to “get his greasy ass over here” and got slabbed with aztec healing clay mask. converted to clay mask hoe after 20 minutes. “mm this shit’s dope!”

nishinoya. fuck. chaotic greasy part ii. but make it baby face. only does skincare when chillin at the tanakas. homie got him to try the clay mask bc chick’s dig that. “bro, u mean the mask or boys who do the mask?” “both bro” “awshit bro gimme that” thinks splashing some water twice a week is enough

kageyama. ? this yalls mans? oblivious to the whole concept of skincare, only acknowledges general hygiene. uses whatever’s on the soap holder to wash his face. probably dove. doesnt really have much skin problems to begin with, only breaks out once a year. living proof that god has favorites.

hinata. only started taking skincare seriously that time a huge ass zit grew on his chin. yachi offered him her unfinished bottle of cosrx (she’s a hoarder and u kno it), and has since been giving him all her leftover bottles. basically gets to use good quality products for free smh

nekoma

kuroo. not very big on the idea of skincare per se, but supports any brand on that cruelty-free and vegan agenda. reads the product ingredients like a children’s book. “mm phenoxyethanol and retinyl palmitate.. i’ll take it.” always leaves the saleslady stunned.

kenma. too lazy to adopt a routine. but regularly uses his mom’s facial wash. you know. those mom brands. has a stash of facemasks from lev’s trip to korea —> only form of skincare he actually appreciates bc he can simultaneously play his games and be all bout dat self care 

lev. abuses his perks of having a sister. casually uses all alisa’s imported, high end stuff. la prairie. estee lauder. la mer. and she doesn’t mind bc her “levochka deserves all the finest things”. boujee ass russians

yaku. baby face. when god made it rain collagen, he was freestylin in a pool full of it while we was all sleepin. doesn’t exert much effort, just cleanses and tones bc it’s part of proper hygiene. girls envy him. parents in their 40s wanna be him. 

seijoh

oikawa. SKINCARE HOE KING. fuckin high maintenance. goes to the derma for his monthly laser facial treatment. on broke days, he settles for a diamond peel. skin so smooth it puts the entire female population to shame. spends his savings on those clinique eye creams. probably modeled for the face shop once

iwaizumi. homie reeks of male cleanser. might either dove men or nivea men. there’s no in between. oikawa internally screams everytime he witnesses his bff wash his face. two words. aggressive. rubbing. bordering on hostile he might actually skin his face off

mattsun and makki. fuck. drugstore cleansers. the ones that come in sachets. agreed to take turns in buying bundles for sharing. sometimes sneaks a pinch from oikawa’s clinique products when he’s not looking. haha dumb hoe. may have an addiction to charcoal nose pore strips just so they can compare blackheads

fukurodani

bokuto. buys whatever’s on sale idfk. genuinely wants to get on kuroo’s go green agenda but too lazy to look around the store. normally just uses the bubbles from his soap or shampoo. his belief: if it cleans his hands and his ass, then it can fuckin clean his face too

akaashi. healthy lifestyle + decent regimen = pretty skin. cleanses and tones. tried his mom’s aloe vera face gel once and got hooked. shit’s relaxing as hell. owns a bunch of facemasks, sometimes uses but keeps forgetting to take them off before falling asleep. uwu af

dateko

futakuchi. doesn’t have a routine cause “who tf needs that” and “obviously not me.” or so he says. secretly the biggest spender on skincare in all of dateko. owns a bunch of anti wrinkle products and probably one of those jade rollers. but no one needs to know that. just wants everyone to think he’s naturally pretty

aone. told by futakuchi that “knitting your brows too much causes premature wrinkles, but not like i’m an expert on that hhhahaha dont get me wrong.” can’t rly do anything bout it. he was born with that face. also buys whatever’s on sale

shiratorizawa

ushijima. surprisingly blemish free? but not entirely smooth? just spotless? basically a rock? never went past step 1: cleanse. never realized he’s been skipping out the 31 next steps. cetaphil hoe.

tendou. dry. crusty. compensates by sweating a lot through practice. might be effective if he’d stop leaving the foam on longer than recommended, thus leaving his skin dryer than his love life. yeah, i went there.

shirabu. flawless at first glance. until you lift those uneven ass bangs. tbh its nothing serious except “are we gonna ignore the fact that his whiteheads follow the shape of his bangs” as pointed out by tendou. uses whatever cleanser his mom buys for him

semi. decent skin care routine. a big boy who’s fairly knowledgeable on other brands outside cetaphil and dove/garnier/nivea men. takes him less than 5 minutes to pick a product bc he’s tried them all, knows what works, knows his skin type in and out. stan semi for clear skin.

see inarizaki + sakusa here

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Haikyuu Dms - angst AU

Read this masterpiece on AO3 at https://ift.tt/2Ye5Y5L

by lilweeb

Mainly Chat fic based on @haikyuudms AU on Instagram make sure you follow them to read the whole AU in its intended form!!

(Ships tagged in relationships are endgame and other ships are just normal tags)

Give everyone in Haikyuu a twitter account and Minecraft add a whole lotta of angst and feelings and you get this fic.

I'm bad at summaries but this fic is an adventure I can promise that.

Words: 1513, Chapters: 3/?, Language: English

Fandoms: Haikyuu!!

Rating: Mature

Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings, No Archive Warnings Apply

Categories: F/F, F/M, M/M

Characters: Sawamura Daichi, Sugawara Koushi, Azumane Asahi, Shimizu Kiyoko, Nishinoya Yuu, Tanaka Ryuunosuke, Kageyama Tobio, Hinata Shouyou, Tsukishima Kei, Yamaguchi Tadashi, Yachi Hitoka, Kuroo Tetsurou, Kozume Kenma, Haiba Lev, Yaku Morisuke, Yamamoto Taketora, Oikawa Tooru, Iwaizumi Hajime, Yahaba Shigeru, Kyoutani Kentarou, Matsukawa Issei, Hanamaki Takahiro, Bokuto Koutarou, Ushijima Wakatoshi, Koganegawa Kanji, Akaashi Keiji, Tendou Satori, Semi Eita, Goshiki Tsutomu, Shirabu Kenjirou, Terushima Yuuji, Miya Atsumu, Hoshiumi Kourai, Sakusa Kiyoomi, Miya Osamu, Suzumeda Kaori, Shirofuku Yukie, Suna Rintarou, Kuroo Tetsurou's Mother, Kuroo Tetsurou's Father, Kuroo Tetsurou's Sister, Akaashi Keiji's Father, Konoha Akinori, Komori Motoya, Kita Shinsuke, Daishou Suguru, Yamaka Mika, Haiba Alisa, Amanai Kanoka

Relationships: Iwaizumi Hajime/Oikawa Tooru, Kuroo Tetsurou/Sugawara Koushi, Tendou Satori/Ushijima Wakatoshi, Ushijima Wakatoshi/Oikawa Tooru (onesided), Akaashi Keiji/Bokuto Koutarou, Miya Atsumu/Sakusa Kiyoomi, Miya Osamu/Suna Rintarou, Hinata Shouyou/Kageyama Tobio, Terushima Yuuji/Yamaguchi Tadashi, Kyoutani Kentarou/Yahaba Shigeru, Haiba Lev/Yaku Morisuke, Azumane Asahi/Nishinoya Yuu, Semi Eita/Shirabu Kenjirou, koganegawa Kanji/Hoshiumi, Hanamaki Takahiro/Matsukawa Issei

Additional Tags: Kageyama Tobio / Osamu Miya, daisuga - Freeform, AtsuHina, kurotsukki - Freeform, Tsukiyama - Freeform, mika and daishou, kita and dasihou, kita and ushijima, Twitter AU, text fic, Angst, Lots of Angst, ushijima is never happy, poor tendou, mental health, Implied/Referenced Suicide, Depression, Drinking, Drugs, One Night Stands, you will hate daichi by the end, Prison, Angst with a Happy Ending, for most people anyway, akaashis dad is a dick, parents kinda suck, stan kuroos dad, everyone plays minecraft, established kyouhaba, stan kyouhaba for clear skin, Kuroo is Rich, Fake/Pretend Relationship

read it on AO3 at https://ift.tt/2Ye5Y5L

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Haikyuu Dms - angst AU

read it on the AO3 at https://ift.tt/2Ye5Y5L

by lilweeb

Mainly Chat fic based on @haikyuudms AU on Instagram make sure you follow them to read the whole AU in its intended form!!

(Ships tagged in relationships are endgame and other ships are just normal tags)

Give everyone in Haikyuu a twitter account and Minecraft add a whole lotta of angst and feelings and you get this fic.

I'm bad at summaries but this fic is an adventure I can promise that.

Words: 2250, Chapters: 5/?, Language: English

Fandoms: Haikyuu!!

Rating: Mature

Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings, No Archive Warnings Apply

Categories: F/F, F/M, M/M

Characters: Sawamura Daichi, Sugawara Koushi, Azumane Asahi, Shimizu Kiyoko, Nishinoya Yuu, Tanaka Ryuunosuke, Kageyama Tobio, Hinata Shouyou, Tsukishima Kei, Yamaguchi Tadashi, Yachi Hitoka, Kuroo Tetsurou, Kozume Kenma, Haiba Lev, Yaku Morisuke, Yamamoto Taketora, Oikawa Tooru, Iwaizumi Hajime, Yahaba Shigeru, Kyoutani Kentarou, Matsukawa Issei, Hanamaki Takahiro, Bokuto Koutarou, Ushijima Wakatoshi, Koganegawa Kanji, Akaashi Keiji, Tendou Satori, Semi Eita, Goshiki Tsutomu, Shirabu Kenjirou, Terushima Yuuji, Miya Atsumu, Hoshiumi Kourai, Sakusa Kiyoomi, Miya Osamu, Suzumeda Kaori, Shirofuku Yukie, Suna Rintarou, Kuroo Tetsurou's Mother, Kuroo Tetsurou's Father, Kuroo Tetsurou's Sister, Akaashi Keiji's Father, Konoha Akinori, Komori Motoya, Kita Shinsuke, Daishou Suguru, Yamaka Mika, Haiba Alisa, Amanai Kanoka

Relationships: Iwaizumi Hajime/Oikawa Tooru, Kuroo Tetsurou/Sugawara Koushi, Tendou Satori/Ushijima Wakatoshi, Ushijima Wakatoshi/Oikawa Tooru (onesided), Akaashi Keiji/Bokuto Koutarou, Miya Atsumu/Sakusa Kiyoomi, Miya Osamu/Suna Rintarou, Hinata Shouyou/Kageyama Tobio, Terushima Yuuji/Yamaguchi Tadashi, Kyoutani Kentarou/Yahaba Shigeru, Haiba Lev/Yaku Morisuke, Azumane Asahi/Nishinoya Yuu, Semi Eita/Shirabu Kenjirou, koganegawa Kanji/Hoshiumi, Hanamaki Takahiro/Matsukawa Issei

Additional Tags: Kageyama Tobio / Osamu Miya, daisuga - Freeform, AtsuHina, kurotsukki - Freeform, Tsukiyama - Freeform, mika and daishou, kita and dasihou, kita and ushijima, Twitter AU, text fic, Angst, Lots of Angst, ushijima is never happy, poor tendou, mental health, Implied/Referenced Suicide, Depression, Drinking, Drugs, One Night Stands, you will hate daichi by the end, Prison, Angst with a Happy Ending, for most people anyway, akaashis dad is a dick, parents kinda suck, stan kuroos dad, everyone plays minecraft, established kyouhaba, stan kyouhaba for clear skin, Kuroo is Rich, Fake/Pretend Relationship

read it on the AO3 at https://ift.tt/2Ye5Y5L

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Haikyuu Dms - angst AU

read it on the AO3 at https://ift.tt/2Ye5Y5L

by lilweeb

Mainly Chat fic based on @haikyuudms AU on Instagram make sure you follow them to read the whole AU in its intended form!!

(Ships tagged in relationships are endgame and other ships are just normal tags)

Give everyone in Haikyuu a twitter account and Minecraft add a whole lotta of angst and feelings and you get this fic.

I'm bad at summaries but this fic is an adventure I can promise that.

Words: 2250, Chapters: 5/?, Language: English

Fandoms: Haikyuu!!

Rating: Mature

Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings, No Archive Warnings Apply

Categories: F/F, F/M, M/M

Characters: Sawamura Daichi, Sugawara Koushi, Azumane Asahi, Shimizu Kiyoko, Nishinoya Yuu, Tanaka Ryuunosuke, Kageyama Tobio, Hinata Shouyou, Tsukishima Kei, Yamaguchi Tadashi, Yachi Hitoka, Kuroo Tetsurou, Kozume Kenma, Haiba Lev, Yaku Morisuke, Yamamoto Taketora, Oikawa Tooru, Iwaizumi Hajime, Yahaba Shigeru, Kyoutani Kentarou, Matsukawa Issei, Hanamaki Takahiro, Bokuto Koutarou, Ushijima Wakatoshi, Koganegawa Kanji, Akaashi Keiji, Tendou Satori, Semi Eita, Goshiki Tsutomu, Shirabu Kenjirou, Terushima Yuuji, Miya Atsumu, Hoshiumi Kourai, Sakusa Kiyoomi, Miya Osamu, Suzumeda Kaori, Shirofuku Yukie, Suna Rintarou, Kuroo Tetsurou's Mother, Kuroo Tetsurou's Father, Kuroo Tetsurou's Sister, Akaashi Keiji's Father, Konoha Akinori, Komori Motoya, Kita Shinsuke, Daishou Suguru, Yamaka Mika, Haiba Alisa, Amanai Kanoka

Relationships: Iwaizumi Hajime/Oikawa Tooru, Kuroo Tetsurou/Sugawara Koushi, Tendou Satori/Ushijima Wakatoshi, Ushijima Wakatoshi/Oikawa Tooru (onesided), Akaashi Keiji/Bokuto Koutarou, Miya Atsumu/Sakusa Kiyoomi, Miya Osamu/Suna Rintarou, Hinata Shouyou/Kageyama Tobio, Terushima Yuuji/Yamaguchi Tadashi, Kyoutani Kentarou/Yahaba Shigeru, Haiba Lev/Yaku Morisuke, Azumane Asahi/Nishinoya Yuu, Semi Eita/Shirabu Kenjirou, koganegawa Kanji/Hoshiumi, Hanamaki Takahiro/Matsukawa Issei

Additional Tags: Kageyama Tobio / Osamu Miya, daisuga - Freeform, AtsuHina, kurotsukki - Freeform, Tsukiyama - Freeform, mika and daishou, kita and dasihou, kita and ushijima, Twitter AU, text fic, Angst, Lots of Angst, ushijima is never happy, poor tendou, mental health, Implied/Referenced Suicide, Depression, Drinking, Drugs, One Night Stands, you will hate daichi by the end, Prison, Angst with a Happy Ending, for most people anyway, akaashis dad is a dick, parents kinda suck, stan kuroos dad, everyone plays minecraft, established kyouhaba, stan kyouhaba for clear skin, Kuroo is Rich, Fake/Pretend Relationship

read it on the AO3 at https://ift.tt/2Ye5Y5L

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by lilweeb

Mainly Chat fic based on @haikyuudms AU on Instagram make sure you follow them to read the whole AU in its intended form!!

(Ships tagged in relationships are endgame and other ships are just normal tags)

Give everyone in Haikyuu a twitter account and Minecraft add a whole lotta of angst and feelings and you get this fic.

I'm bad at summaries but this fic is an adventure I can promise that.

Words: 2250, Chapters: 5/?, Language: English

Fandoms: Haikyuu!!

Rating: Mature

Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings, No Archive Warnings Apply

Categories: F/F, F/M, M/M

Characters: Sawamura Daichi, Sugawara Koushi, Azumane Asahi, Shimizu Kiyoko, Nishinoya Yuu, Tanaka Ryuunosuke, Kageyama Tobio, Hinata Shouyou, Tsukishima Kei, Yamaguchi Tadashi, Yachi Hitoka, Kuroo Tetsurou, Kozume Kenma, Haiba Lev, Yaku Morisuke, Yamamoto Taketora, Oikawa Tooru, Iwaizumi Hajime, Yahaba Shigeru, Kyoutani Kentarou, Matsukawa Issei, Hanamaki Takahiro, Bokuto Koutarou, Ushijima Wakatoshi, Koganegawa Kanji, Akaashi Keiji, Tendou Satori, Semi Eita, Goshiki Tsutomu, Shirabu Kenjirou, Terushima Yuuji, Miya Atsumu, Hoshiumi Kourai, Sakusa Kiyoomi, Miya Osamu, Suzumeda Kaori, Shirofuku Yukie, Suna Rintarou, Kuroo Tetsurou's Mother, Kuroo Tetsurou's Father, Kuroo Tetsurou's Sister, Akaashi Keiji's Father, Konoha Akinori, Komori Motoya, Kita Shinsuke, Daishou Suguru, Yamaka Mika, Haiba Alisa, Amanai Kanoka

Relationships: Iwaizumi Hajime/Oikawa Tooru, Kuroo Tetsurou/Sugawara Koushi, Tendou Satori/Ushijima Wakatoshi, Ushijima Wakatoshi/Oikawa Tooru (onesided), Akaashi Keiji/Bokuto Koutarou, Miya Atsumu/Sakusa Kiyoomi, Miya Osamu/Suna Rintarou, Hinata Shouyou/Kageyama Tobio, Terushima Yuuji/Yamaguchi Tadashi, Kyoutani Kentarou/Yahaba Shigeru, Haiba Lev/Yaku Morisuke, Azumane Asahi/Nishinoya Yuu, Semi Eita/Shirabu Kenjirou, koganegawa Kanji/Hoshiumi, Hanamaki Takahiro/Matsukawa Issei

Additional Tags: Kageyama Tobio / Osamu Miya, daisuga - Freeform, AtsuHina, kurotsukki - Freeform, Tsukiyama - Freeform, mika and daishou, kita and dasihou, kita and ushijima, Twitter AU, text fic, Angst, Lots of Angst, ushijima is never happy, poor tendou, mental health, Implied/Referenced Suicide, Depression, Drinking, Drugs, One Night Stands, you will hate daichi by the end, Prison, Angst with a Happy Ending, for most people anyway, akaashis dad is a dick, parents kinda suck, stan kuroos dad, everyone plays minecraft, established kyouhaba, stan kyouhaba for clear skin, Kuroo is Rich, Fake/Pretend Relationship

[ao3feed-levyaku]

Haikyuu Dms - angst AU

read it on the AO3 at https://ift.tt/2Ye5Y5L

by lilweeb

Mainly Chat fic based on @haikyuudms AU on Instagram make sure you follow them to read the whole AU in its intended form!!

(Ships tagged in relationships are endgame and other ships are just normal tags)

Give everyone in Haikyuu a twitter account and Minecraft add a whole lotta of angst and feelings and you get this fic.

I'm bad at summaries but this fic is an adventure I can promise that.

Words: 1071, Chapters: 2/?, Language: English

Fandoms: Haikyuu!!

Rating: Mature

Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings, No Archive Warnings Apply

Categories: F/F, F/M, M/M

Characters: Sawamura Daichi, Sugawara Koushi, Azumane Asahi, Shimizu Kiyoko, Nishinoya Yuu, Tanaka Ryuunosuke, Kageyama Tobio, Hinata Shouyou, Tsukishima Kei, Yamaguchi Tadashi, Yachi Hitoka, Kuroo Tetsurou, Kozume Kenma, Haiba Lev, Yaku Morisuke, Yamamoto Taketora, Oikawa Tooru, Iwaizumi Hajime, Yahaba Shigeru, Kyoutani Kentarou, Matsukawa Issei, Hanamaki Takahiro, Bokuto Koutarou, Ushijima Wakatoshi, Koganegawa Kanji, Akaashi Keiji, Tendou Satori, Semi Eita, Goshiki Tsutomu, Shirabu Kenjirou, Terushima Yuuji, Miya Atsumu, Hoshiumi Kourai, Sakusa Kiyoomi, Miya Osamu, Suzumeda Kaori, Shirofuku Yukie, Suna Rintarou, Kuroo Tetsurou's Mother, Kuroo Tetsurou's Father, Kuroo Tetsurou's Sister, Akaashi Keiji's Father, Konoha Akinori, Komori Motoya, Kita Shinsuke, Daishou Suguru, Yamaka Mika, Haiba Alisa, Amanai Kanoka

Relationships: Iwaizumi Hajime/Oikawa Tooru, Kuroo Tetsurou/Sugawara Koushi, Tendou Satori/Ushijima Wakatoshi, Ushijima Wakatoshi/Oikawa Tooru (onesided), Akaashi Keiji/Bokuto Koutarou, Miya Atsumu/Sakusa Kiyoomi, Miya Osamu/Suna Rintarou, Hinata Shouyou/Kageyama Tobio, Terushima Yuuji/Yamaguchi Tadashi, Kyoutani Kentarou/Yahaba Shigeru, Haiba Lev/Yaku Morisuke, Azumane Asahi/Nishinoya Yuu, Semi Eita/Shirabu Kenjirou, koganegawa Kanji/Hoshiumi, Hanamaki Takahiro/Matsukawa Issei

Additional Tags: Kageyama Tobio / Osamu Miya, daisuga - Freeform, AtsuHina, kurotsukki - Freeform, Tsukiyama - Freeform, mika and daishou, kita and dasihou, kita and ushijima, Twitter AU, text fic, Angst, Lots of Angst, ushijima is never happy, poor tendou, mental health, Implied/Referenced Suicide, Depression, Drinking, Drugs, One Night Stands, you will hate daichi by the end, Prison, Angst with a Happy Ending, for most people anyway, akaashis dad is a dick, parents kinda suck, stan kuroos dad, everyone plays minecraft, established kyouhaba, stan kyouhaba for clear skin, Kuroo is Rich, Fake/Pretend Relationship

read it on the AO3 at https://ift.tt/2Ye5Y5L