#stamping your feet and yelling isnt doing you any favours ravioli

[asktheritochampion]

@askthenewritoelder ...Wait no, you're suposed to take my side - aren't you my self proclaimed 'biggest fan'?!

He's not...Link's not better than me just because he revived in this modern world slightly sooner than I. That's not fair! I'm a phenomenal role model for Tulin! I play a part in his life! It's hardly my fault that Link woke up first and decided to show me up to my own people!

What do you mean he's like family to you?! I live here! I'm one of your own people! You're not allowed to prefer him over me! The entirety of Hyrule prefers that blond brat to me just because he's 'selfless' and 'polite' and 'humble' like some fake storybook hero nonsense. The Rito are supposed to favour ME. If even you don't prefer me then...no-one does.

I have plenty of compassion and humility! I gave my life to save people that didn't even like me! And I can be humble if I want to but why lie to people about the fact I AM the best at what I do?! I worked hard and I SHOULD be celebrated for that! What's the point of pretending you're not so great just so that lazy people feel better about themselves?!

And stop talking about my 'struggles'! I don't have struggles! Warriors don't struggle! If you want to call me weak then say it clearly to my face and ill show you 'struggles'!

If Link is so amazing and perfect and practically the second son you've always wanted then maybe you should let him nest I your roost instead! I'll go and find somewhere elsewhere where I am actually appreciated! You know what, while we're at it, why not rename Revali's Landing to Links Landing, and build a statue in his honour in the middle of the Village so that everyone can COO OVER HOW MUCH BETTER THAN ME HE IS!!!

There seems to have been a mistake. Your right Revali, you aren't Tulin's brother, or a brother figure to him. Link is. This might come as a surprise to you, but Link has played a very active role in Tulin's life. Don't take my word for it, just ask Teba.

@askthenewritoelder Tell this fool that I am a far more afluential and important part of your sons life than Link is! That pretty little dunce of a knight only showed up in your life not that long ago whereas I have been present in stories guiding his future since he was in the egg! It's hardly like Link can help the boy better understand the art of the wind! I have gallantly taken him under my wing since my fateful return!

Actually, @tulin-sageofwind, you tell them! Tell this know-it-all that am far superior than Link and I'll get you that 'fortnight battle pass' thing you keep begging your mother for, and I'll teach you to do a 'sick' blindfolded headshot with your bow that will get you any girl you want. How's that for a brother-esq example?