#stampeeders

[ethecookednoodle]

In another life, you could've been mine. But in this one, I'm dancing with a Dead Man.

[sludgeguzzler]

the need to get up and pace around my room while thinking ab hyperfixation is loosing to The Sickness

[theblueflower05]

Mi Ti’ong(In Bloom)

A/N: Usually I try to keep my readers pretty ambiguous so that everyone can envision themselves, but this ones gonna be a little more distinct. If that isnt your jam, please dont read! No use of Y/N. Reader nicknamed Flora. Based on the character from Winx Club! And this art!

Word Count: 6k+

Warnings: Size difference kink.Mature Language. Smut. Overstimulation. Oral sex(female receiving) Neteyams a munch, it’s canon now.

Summary: Neteyam can have anyone and yet he only wants you. A small human who can usually be found among the flowers. Neteyam x Human! Reader

Sugar, honey, iced tea. Bumble bee on the scene.

Yeah I’d give up my bakery to have a piece of your pie, ugh!

-See You Again, Tyler the Creator.

The forest is alive, the beating heart of Eywa felt in each and every leaf among the trees.

Every glowing piece of flora and fauna, every creature whose calls echo through the vastness.

This time of year is special and it's as though it is known. Deeply and primitively by all. The rains had come and gone, nearly a month of bruised skies that had bogged down the village and its daily life.

But as they always do the skies cleared, and the sun made its reappearance. Glittering and glimmering- triple rainbows breaking out in kaleidoscope like figurations. Beaming down with all of it’s warmth and vitality.

The earth is well fed and fertile, the soil rich and blooming with new life.

It’s that new life that brings the talioang(water buffalo like beasts) back. The creatures return in great migrations to the lush pastures of sweet new grasses to have their babies. The fish swim upstream, battling the roaring rivers, to spawn. The fruit hangs heavy and ripe in the trees. All around there is nothing but full bellies and joy.

This period of abundance is the Great Mother’s gift to her children.

It had always been Neteyam’s favorite time of the year.

Everything lush and bursting with life, the excitement a low constant hum amongst the tribe. The Great Hunt is coming and his father had given him the okay to take lead.

In his nineteen years, he had never been appointed with so much responsibility.

Jake tells him it will all be fine, nothing but easy smiles. This will be good. A fantastic way to show the clan that he’s ready to take on the title of Olo’eyktan once his father steps down. Although he manages to keep is calm and cool demeanor in public, he’s so fucking nervous he can barley function.

It’s why he’s here, trudging through the branches.

The village is buzzing with excitement. Everyone wants a moment of his time, their voices overlap as they wish him good luck.

Question his competence as head of the hunt.

Subliminally hint that hunters twice his age have never gotten the chance to do what has been so freely handed to him.

Remind him that their daughters are pretty. Unmated. Makes the best steamed Teylu. Are fertile and willing to give him strong children-

Fuck.

The moment he could, he’d slipped away. Disappeared into the foliage and had booked it deep into the trees, desperate for a moment alone. For a moment of silence and the peace of being away from prying eyes.

He doesn't even really know where he’s going.

Only that he just needs to be away. If only for an hour. He needs to recharge his ever draining social battery, to get his head on straight before tomorrow's hunt.

Neteyam has always performed his best under pressure.

Things that made others balk and cower ignited something in him. A need to fight. To prove himself- it’s not the prospect of high adrenaline and stampeeding hooves that makes him squirm. It’s all of the attention its garnering.

He know’s fully well that being the next Olo’eyktan means that attention comes with the territory. But that doesnt mean the thought of everyones focus on him doesnt make his indigo skin crawl.

He’s leaping aimlessly between vines when he remembers his sisters earlier proposition.

“Come with me and Flora to the watering hole today! The waterfalls are so pretty during this season- We’re going to go swimming!”

It’d been tempting this morning, and now it is even more so. He could use a dip in the cool waters and Kiri was always an ear to vent to when he got overwhelmed. He’d clear head and then leave-

He wouldn't get stuck staring at you.

Again,

No.

He can't pinpoint exactly when this happened.

It was like one night you were just another human at the Outpost. Another familiar alien face he’d grown up around. Just like Spider you’d stuck close with the Sully children. Your cheeks always flushed beneath your exo-mask and your fingernails always dirty and caked with mud from the hours and hours you’d spend tending to any and all plants that came in your line of vision. You were always so soft. Too soft for his liking sometimes. You’d cry at just about anything whether it be one of those old Tawtute movies the scientists played at the lab or the sight of an injured shimmyfly.

And then suddenly gone was that snotty, teary little girl he’d always known. And in her place was…you. A woman grown. Beautiful and bold- and there was strength in your softness now. You’d proved him wrong so many times- made it clear that you weren't another responsibility he’d have to shoulder-

“I can take care of myself, Neteyam” you’d insisted, never letting him carry your heavy baskets or tend to your scraped knees.

It’s maddening, the way that you shrug off any and all of his advances drives him fucking insane.

Neteyam approaches the secluded bank of the watering hole that his family loves best slowly, keeping in the treeline. Just out of sight. Just like he’d expected he finds you and Kiri on the familiar sands. Kiri is lounging in the sun, eyes closed and humming a pleasant tune to herself-oblivious to anything around her. He’d have to chastise her about her complete lack of situational awareness later.

You’re knee deep in the lake- tending to the water lilies that grow close to shore. Your back is to him but he bets your nose is all scrunched up, just like it always is when you’re around anything green and growing. His eyes drink you in greedily. All of your sun kissed skin is on display in the tiny faded pink panties you don for swimming.

He’d never found humans particularly pretty before you. The intense differences in their bodies had never appealed to him-

But Eywa, are you something to look at.

Time had been kind to you, and as you’d grown your body had morphed into something goddess like. You’re a real looker, his father had claimed. Would’ve been a total knockout back on Earth.

You’re all plush curves. Your breasts are pert and sit like rip hanging fruit on your chest, your hips wide and thighs jiggly and thick. And your waist…he’s sure if he put his much larger hands around them, his fingers could touch. He could cage you in his hold.

That thought has him biting his tongue, hard enough to taste metallic. You turn a bit, your laughter chiming over the glittering water like soft wind at some dry joke Kiri made.

Your hair color is light, lighter than any Na’vi’s and falls down around your shoulders in thick waves. He can only make out the side of your face but your full lips are pulled into a coy smile and your light jade eyes sparkle and all hell. Neteyam is so gone on you.

You’re like nothing he’s seen and definitely nothing he’s had.

And since his Iknimaya he’s had his first pick of the women of the clan.

He’s tasted passionate huntresses and flexible dancers alike and none of them satiate his thirst. None of them are able to replicate what he can only imagine you might taste like. It’s almost pathetic how many women he’s had and how many times he’s almost called out your name as he emptied his seed.

Neteyam’s more discreet about his romps than his brother, that’s for sure- but still. It’s a known fact that he’s an unmated male at his prime and that comes with a certain appetite. He can have anyone he wants, any Omatikayan woman would be glad to spend a night with him.

Yet somehow he’s lurking, hiding in the bush. Watching you longingly. Simpering like a pre-teen and pining over the way that the sunlight plays in the strands of your hair.

He shakes himself from his embarrassing reverie.

No one would be able to tell that just moments before he’d been debating on stroking his cock to just the sight of you, lurking in the trees like a creep. No. As he approaches its with his head held high and a sharp smile on his handsome smile.

“Brother!” Kiri grins, sitting up once she clocks him.

“What are you girls up to?” Neteyam greets. Cool as a cucumber.

“Nothing much, just been here since dawn. The waters so high this year!” Kiri picks up a fruit from beside her, peeling at its tender meat “everyone’s been out here today-on the other side, but no one knows how to get to this spot so we’ve had the beach all to ourselves”

You’re coming in from the lapping shore, beaming at him “Look at all the paysul(waterlily) that’ve bloom! I’ve never seen this many- isn't it amazing?”

“They are very beautiful. The rains were hard this year. I’m surprised the flooding wasn't worse” Neteyam tries not to focus on how tiny your chest covering- the bra as you call it- is. He turns his attention to his sister instead.

“Where’s Tuk, I cant believe she’d miss a chance to swim with you guys”

“She’s with mom, stuck on weaving duty since she tore grandma’s favorite tapestry” Kiri snorts because her baby sister had thrown a complete fit when she had been told she couldn't come “What about you? I thought you we’re too busy to hang out with the likes of us”

“I was able to make a little time for my favorite girls” Neteyam jests, amused by your eye roll and Kiri’s scoff “Plus, Lo’ak told me you need some humbling. Seems you forgot who’s the best diver in the family”

“Oh, you’re on, Teylupil(penis face/dick head)”

After stripping down to only his cloth, his cumberband and com left on shore, he slips into the cool refreshing water with a pleased “Ah”. Enjoying the gentle current against his skin-only to be tacked under the surface by Kiri and all of her bony lanky limbs moments later.

The sun soaked afternoon is filled with laughter and splashing. It’s exactly what he needs.

The three of you play in the river like children. Neteyam and Kiri go at it like the always do- careful to be gentle with your smaller form as you join in. It’s easy to forget the looming pressure of the hunt while he’s jumping from the rushing waterfalls and racing his sister, discreetly preening when he wins and you cheer him on with little claps.

Eventually you all tire.

Kiri floats on the water and goes to that place in her head that she so often does. Completely at peace to be surrounded by nature. She claims it’s when she can best hear Eywa.

Neteyam keeps a bit of an eye on her to make sure she doesn't randomly fall asleep again. Hoping she’d have the sense to get back to the beach before that happened.

Water floods his face and goes right up his nose.

His head snaps to you, spluttering and wiping at his eyes, “What the hell?”

You just giggle innocently before disappearing beneath the surface.

Neteyam’s tail flicks with interest.

He decides to let you get your little head start. His heart speeds up with the promise of a hunt before he starts his chase.He might be bigger then you but you're quick and slippery. Your mask giving you the advantage of not having to come up for air like he does.

When he grabs your ankle, so sure he’s got you, you all but kick him in the face to get away.

You little shit.

Fine.

If you want to play dirty, then he’s game.

He allows you to think you have a chance. That you may be winning the little game. You’re heading for the waterfall, planning to hide behind it.

He’s bigger and more trained than you could ever hope to be.

It only takes one well planned move and you’re done.

He yanks a hold of you, secure. He holds you then, your back against his chest and his strong muscle corded arms wrapped around you from behind before propelling the both of you through the pounding waterfall and into the small, closed off cave behind it.

“Neteyam!” You whine, squirming in his hold like a fish and he just laughs because honestly. He can barely feel it. You’re trying to escape with all his might and he’s holding you the way he might hold a child throwing a tantrum.

He leans in close, burying his face in your wet hair, close to your ear “I win, Sylaung(flower)”

He feels you shiver in his arms and it just makes him hold you tighter. He could keep you like this forever, if you’d only let him. Instead he can feel without you even saying so how hesitant you feel about this

“I think I deserve a prize” he pushes on even further and you give him a confused, side ways look. He so graciously allows you to turn in his hold until your chests meet, face to face.

“Like what?” you wonder and you’re too cute. You’re looking up at him, struggling to treading water with your smaller legs- Neteyam lifts you higher, until you’re bracing your hands on his broad shoulders and he’s holding you above the current. Supporting you totally.

“Well what can you give?” His inquiry is almost condescending and you shrug.

“I’m fresh out of gold stars” you tease and he barks out a laugh. Do you think he can't tell? That he can't see the way your cheeks flush and your pulse hammers beneath the delicate skin of your throat?

“What about a kiss” he offers offhandedly and your face scrunches up in a glare automatically.

“You don't want to?...”

“Why do you make fun of me like this, Neteyam” It’s not often he hears your voice this hard, soured by embarrassment and self doubt.

“I’m not making fun of you” he insists with a sigh “I don't know why you always say that. When have I ever given you the impression that I’d do that?”

You won't meet his gaze. Your green eyes flick, anywhere but on him. Zeroing somewhere behind his back. All too interested on the rocky cave wall.

“If it wasn't for this damned mask” Neteyam husks, low and sincere “I’d kiss you right now”

Even still, you don't seem convinced. Won't look at him until he takes your face in his hand, his fingers gentle but insistent. They grip the mask at your jaw, forcing you to look at him. “Why don't you believe me?”

“I’m nothing like the Omatikaya women you’ve been with” you say plainly like it's so obvious. Like it's a problem.

“I know”

“You didn't even like me growing up. You thought I was annoying”

“That isn't true-”

“It is” you insist haughtily “you’d make fun of me for talking to my plants”

He doesn't mean to laugh, really he doesn't. It’s not the time for it and it just pisses you off even more. He doesn't let you out of his arms even when you swat at him. “Listen, I’m sorry. I think it’s very sweet the way you talk to your plants. I want you to talk to me just like that, please”

That earns him a little giggle and he feels very pleased with himself.

You play with his hair often, most times it's mindless. A way to distract yourself. Your small deft fingers twirl along his adorned braids. He craves the scritch of your manicured nails on his scalp.

“How do you want me to kiss you? If I have my mask on” The interest in your hair is only just veiled. Your attempt at being nonchalant fails.

“Hmm” Neteyam feigns thinking, face screwed up “I think I could come up with a few ideas”

A few thousand more like it. You were the star of all of his fantasies. You, twisted and contorted into positions that would surely make you blush. You, with your mouth hanging slack in pleasure. Screaming his name-

But you hadnt agreed to that. You only, just barely, agreed to let him kiss you.

When he leans in its slow. Slow enough to give you time to push him away.

The waterfall roars in the background, white noise, but even it can't drown out the thunderous beating of your frantic heart.

Then his lips are pressed against your throat, gulping in the sweet scent of you. He cant kiss your mouth, but he can kiss the sweet, smooth column of your neck. Your clavicle. Your quivering shoulders. The heavy flesh of your breast. His kisses are open mouthed, his rough textured tongue dragging over your skin, leaving saliva trails in their wake-

You gasp sharpley when drags the skimpy fabric of your bra down so he can get at your pebbled nipple. He’s just about to suckle, when the moment is broken.

“Guys! Where’d you go?!”

It’s Kiri. Obviously awake from her nap like meditation time.

Your eyes go comically wide and Neteyam reluctantly releases you. Not wanting to get caught with an armful of pretty, half naked human. He’s thankful for the cold water and the way that he can hide the hardness tenting his tweng.

He catches you by the wrist before you can dip beneath the falls-

“We’re not done here, Sylaung” the promise leaves his lips fevor laced and full of heat.

You can only gulp and nod dazed, “I still owe you a kiss” your sweet voice reminds, before you’re ducking back under the water.

Leaving him dazed and buzzing for a moment before he gets it together and follows.

· · ─────── ·𖥸· ─────── · ·

Days later he still hasn't gotten his prize.

Although he’s celebrated by his clan, praised for his successful hunt, he feels like something is missing.

The Harvest Season and its celebrations are well underway. Every night there's dancing and singing around the large bonfires we’re fragrant spiced tailong meat roasts. Neteyam is highly decorated; feathers adorn his freshly braided hair and he's donned his most ornate cumberband. He’s hauntingly handsome

Spider and Lo’ak are sat near the main fire, laughing heartily and sharing a leather gourd full of liquor between themselves.

Spider’s obviously drunk and eyeing Kiri hungerly as she dances with Tuk- he’d never do that sober. Not with Neytiri so near. Lo’ak is lounged out, an attractive female in his lap. She giggles madly at whatever filth his little brother whispers in her twitching ear.

Jealousy bubbles acidicly in Neteyam’s belly and again, he wonders where you are. Why you arent here, in his lap. Letting him woo you.

He figures he’ll have to go to you then, if you won't come to him.

First thing to do is find you.

“Hey, Spider!” the human man is the best place to start. Spider’s eyes are glassy under his mask and still. His friend is excited to see him, greets him with a hand shake and a small hug.

“Neteyam, man! Where have you been all night?”

“Around, you know how it is” Neteyam shrugs, sitting sown on the log, accepting the gourd and taking a swig of the thick sticky sap inside. It burns all the way down.

“This partys essentially for him- I’m surprise you we’re able to get away from dad” Lo’ak shit-talks, like he always does. It’s good natured for the most part “I thought he might throw you a parade or something. Call in the clans-”

“Fuck you, man” Neteyam chuckles, shaking his head at Lo’aks theatrics. “Don't be jealous”

“Jealous of dad? Nah” Lo’ak “Now the women you’re getting? That I might be jealous of”

“Hey!” the girl in his lap, a weaver from a modest family, squrims, pinching at his shoulder “You’ve got all the woman you need for the night, sayrip”

She squeals when Lo’ak squeezes her tight around her middle and blows wet raspberry kisses into her neck.

Neteyam just rolls his eyes and shares a little look with Spider. By the next eclipse, Lo’ak wouldve moved on. He has a knack for loving and leaving.

“Why arent you out there, bro? I saw Amitsa giving you the eyes! She’s so hot and she doesnt ever give anyone the time of day” Spider juts his chin and sure enough. The woman is giving Neteyam longing looks from across the fire. She’s a pretty thing and her sultry voice is renowned in the tribe. He’d be lying if he said he wasnt attracted to her “You’re not gonna go try to get at that?”

No. He’s not.

“Uh” Neteyam scratches the back of his neck “I was actually looking for Flora, I havent been able to find her around lately”

Of course, that sets of a exactly what he knows it would.

His brothers are assholes and have teased his merciesly since discovering his obsessive crush. Spider knocks his much smaller shoulder against Neteyam’s and Lo’ak hoots with laughter.

“How someone can be pussy whipped for pussy they haven't even had is beyond me” Lo’ak snorts and Neteyam gives him a warning growl, his lips snarled up.

It’s nothing he hadn’t heard before.

Lo’ak finds it endlessly amusing that Neteyam had his eye on you, the tiny human he’d grown up so lukewarm about. It had always been his siblings; Kiri and Lo’ak and Tuk that were close with you growing up. Neteyam had never shown a speck of interest until your figure had grown curvy and supple-

“Piss off, I wasn’t asking you” Neteyam gives his best big brother stare down. His golden eyes hard and unimpressed before looking to Spider, hairless brows raised “You know where I could find her?”

“Listen man, she said wasn’t interested in hanging out with anyone tonight” the human man starts with a sigh and Neteyam’s growl is low and warning “-but I’m sure you can find her where she always is”

Neteyam wracks his brain for a moment “The Greenhouses?”

“Bingo” Spider nods, an almost sympathetic look in his eye as he watches Neteyam jump to his feet and set off.

Lo’ak sniggers and the girl in his lap scoffs and mutters something about “shameful, being that twisted up about a tawtute” but Spider says nothing.

Instead his plixr hazed eyes focus on the figure dancing close to the firelight. Kiri lets out a twinkling laugh at something Tuk says and yeah. Spider understands Neteyam. He understands being completely obsessed with something you’ve never had.

Instead of taking a note from his much braver brother, he lifts his mask and takes another shot of the acidic syrup.

· · ─────── ·𖥸· ─────── · ·

Neteyam could make the trek through the forest to Hells Gate in his sleep..

He’d spent a good chunk of his childhood retracing these exact steps, headeded for the familiar concrete fortress that made up the last human outpost on Pandora.

Neteyam had always been far too similar to his mother, for countless reasons. But his distaste for everything industrial was one of the main reasons. As he got older he spent less and less time here. Couldnt be found in the cold echoing hallways like Lo’ak and the girls coul

But even he could admit.

There’s something beautiful about the Greenhouses.

With their dome like structure, the big glass buildings are a fortress for the humans. Inside they’re as hot and humid as the Pandoran rainforests- but circulating Earth air so that the fruits and vegetables that are native to Terra Firme can grow, even on this alien planet.

Neteyam makes his way inside, plugging in the codes into the keypad and letting himself in through the pressurized doors that slide closed right behind him. His eyes are peeled, taking in all of the foreign greenery, hoping to catch a flash of tanned skin or light hair in the cracks between trees.

The Greenhouses are huge. There’s orchards of apples and oranges and long deep garden beds full of root vegetables. Enough to feed the Hell’s Gate settlement throughout the year, to trade with the People of the Omaticaya.

No matter, he’s a blooded hunter after all.

He hones in on that training as he tracks your path. Your footprints along the cement floor are light, and really you barely leave any trace of yourself at all. You float along with light steps and Neteyam truly thinks if you had been born one of the People you would’ve made a fine huntswoman-

He finds you in the shade of the orange trees. You’re up on a stool, gathering the plump fruit and humming a pleasant little tune.

You’re ethereal in artificial sunlight.

You’re something out of the books that Norm used to read to them when they were kids. His favorite had been the one about the boy who would never grow up and the island of Neverland. And the tiny golden dust covered pixi that flitted from page to page.

A fairy.

A being not quite real. Too gentle and feminine to exist.

He likes the tawtute clothes you wear. The small top that clings to your breasts like a second skin and the flowy patterned skirt. Of course if it was up to him you’d only ever wear the garments of the People- or even better, Nothing at all.

You reach too high, strained up on your tippy toes and Neteyam feels irrational fear at that. At all of your delicate skin and breakable neck-

He’s beside you in an instant and he doesn't need a ladder to reach the high hanging fruit you’d been struggling for. He grabs the fruit with one hand while the other stabilizes you, his big palm spread out across the small of your back.

You gasp at his warm touch. Your head snapping in his direction and legs going wobbly.

“Neteyam!”

“Flora” He sighs as he urges you down from the ladder, takes the heavy bucket of fruit from your hands “You really do need to be more careful”

You splutter for a moment, still shocked at his sudden arrival “I- ugh! I was fine!” you insist haughtily “It’s not like I don't do this all of the time. You didn't need to come help me, I can manage perfectly fine on my own”

“Need to help you?” Neteyam cocks his head a bit.

“Yeah…I mean. Why else would you be here?” you ask, scratching awkwardly at your arm for a moment “Tonight's the celebration. You really should be back with the clan-”

“As should you” He cuts you off firmly. Not liking the way that you’re trying to separate yourself from the tribe. From him “I have not seen you for days. Do you not want to feast with our people?”

You sigh, looking away from him. Biting at that plump ever pink bottom lip of yours. Always shy, he knows he needs to bring you out of your shell. You’ll find a way to run away from him again if he doesn't.

“I didnt come here to help you” Neteyam admits because he’s selfish and because you’re too beautiful. Even more so, since you’ve been hiding from him. Avoiding his attention.

“Oh really?” you’re not coy by nature but there's something in your eyes. In the way you’re looking up at him “Then what are you here for?”

“My kiss”

Your pupils expand, just the tiniest bit but he can see it. He can see it all. Every inch of your pretty face, unbridled by that cumbersome mask you usually are forced to don. He can see every freckle and blemish- and the way that a blush creeps across the apples of your cheeks.

“A deals a deal” Neteyam insists at the prolonged silence. At your nervous flicking gaze.

“Okay” is your sweet reply and he can only stare at your plump lips. A man with one thing and one thing only on his mind.

You don't protest when he reaches for you. When his big hands go around your waist and tug slowly until he’s enveloping you in his chest. You fit so perfectly, right under his sternum. Stare up at him with wide eyes that flutter closed the closer he inches his face towards yours.

The kiss is wet and electric and Neteyam wants to eat you whole.

Any awkwardness that comes from the size difference is soon overcome by the desire that simmers between you. You let him lead, always so willing to go with whatever flow he may give. Let him nip at your delicate bottom lip until he can almost taste the metallic twang of blood. Let him stick his much bigger tongue into your warm mouth, and then down your constricting throat.

As you make little gasping choking sounds, he imagines it's his huge pulsing cock stealing the air from your lungs instead.

You gasp for breath when he pulls away, as he trails kisses down your soft jaw. He cant stop, wants to taste you everywhere. Every inch of skin. He know it must be overwhelming- if your heaving breaths and mewls are anything to go by, he knows you’re feeling every inch of the mind spinning need that he is.

Still,

No matter how much he gropes at you with rough hands and drags spit soaked kisses over your neck and chest, youre so good for him. Such a good girl. Holding on for any ride he might take you on. Your fingers twined in his silky braids arent there to push him away, but to pull him closed.

When he grasps you by the back of your thighs and hoists- you wrap your legs around his slim waist, your ankles hooking at his lower back.

The helpless noise you make goes straight to his groin.

Neteyam lies you down on hard floor. He’d rather have you in the warmth of his Kelku, or under the stars, but at least here he can get at your maskless face. At your bare lips. Once he’s cradling your head safely and tucked in between your spread thighs he's at you again. Ravenously.

You’re so docile, so eager to let him take whatever he wants.

“Flora” he husks into your hair and you shiver.

“Yeah?”

“Flora” Neteyam brings your little body even closer.”You have no Idea. I have to have you. I need-”

You squeak needily “You can have whatever you need” and gasp when Neteyam kisses your cheek. Your lips. Your jaw. Your neck. Your nerves are on fire and your hips grind against his.

“I need this body. I need to see all of it, you drive me crazy” Neteyam armits as he tugs on your top and you help him pull it up over your head. You dont wear a bra, why would you? Your pretty rosy nipples are all on display for him. Pebbled and begging for attention, He laps slowly with his wide textured tongue at the puffy nub.

He suckles like a newborn until you’re chivalry and making hurt little sounds, until your pretty chest is covered in blooming bruises.

And then he’s dragging his wanting mouth down. Past your heaving ribs and over your soft belly. Neteyam hikes the flowy material of your skirt up high, until he can bend down and poke his head underneath.

“Oh!” you gasp, writhing a bit. Your thighs trying to close on instinct.

You’re so wet for him, the smell of it is thick and heady and he digs his nose into your inner thigh and snuffles. Its mouthwatering.

And it bit mortifying, from your end. Having the large man with his head buried under your skirt as he sniffs at your core-

When he licks a fat stripe over you, wetting up the thin material of your panties you cry out. No ones ever touched you like this and here he is, licking at your clothed pussy. Over and over until the fabric is translucent and sticky with your flowing juices.

“Please” you mewl, gathering the fabric, yanking until you can see him.

Its filthy and erotic. The sight of his hulking blue body between your trembling tanned thighs. So alien. So taboo-

“Please what, sylaung?” Neteyam taunts, his golden eyes meeting yours. They shine with mirth, and lust. So much lust. When he noses at your pink flowery panties you throw your head back, eyes squeezed closed. Unable to take the sight any longer “You want me to take care of you?”

“Yes” you sob because you’re pulsing and you can barley breathe you’re so horny “Please take care of me with your tongue”

Neteyam strips you then, out of your skirt and cute little panties and you’re lying under him. Naked and flushed and wanting.

He shoulders himself exactly back where he wants to be. Where he’s always wanted to be.

“Don't worry, I’ll take care of this sweet pussy for you”

Oh god. Your head is spinning.

You can barely think as he kisses on the jiggling fat of your thighs.

“I’m sorry” you gasp.

Neteyam hums right against your core and you can feel the vibrations throughout your entire body “What for?”

“I’m so messy” you whisper, that pink blush blooming all over your body.

Groaning, Neteyam can't wait any longer. Your flavor bursts along his taste buds. Tangy and earthy and decadently sweet. He’s had his fair share of cunt before, but he’s never tasted a humans and he’s shocked at how saccharine it is. It’s sticky and coats his mouth and throat. His lips and nose and chin as he digs in.

“Neteyam!” You wait.

“Fuck. Oh, Eywa. One Second” Neteyam sits up and adjusts himself where his painfully hard under his tweng and the ache in you deepens. You try to be good, try to be still as he leans in and licks at you again. Kisses your pussy in that same beautiful passionate way he kisses your lips.

He’s good. Too good at this. He’s had too much practice and you never had a chance againts that oversized mouth.

“Holy fuck” the words sound even more vulgar in your honeyed voice “Fucking hell, Nete. Nete. I’m almost there”

Neteyam grin is hidden between the lips of your pussy. He doubles down, letting you hump and soak his face. Then lapping back at inside of you in a repetitive and ceaseless rhythm, One that has you shaking, arching up off the ground. Your plush thighs closing, clamping around his head as you come.

Your orgasm cinches tight and rushes around you, inside of you, out of you with a gush of slick. It’s so deep. So strong, that it takes a moment for you to truly peak and it leaves you in a daze. Out side of your body as you fuck up againts Neteyams mouth like a wild animal.

You’d never come so hard in your life and it takes a while for you to recenter.

Once youre able to focus past the rushing in your ears, the first thing you notice is Neteyam’s face streaked with wet. Your blush blooms across your cheeks as you both breathe unevenly into the quiet.

“Did that feel good?” Nereyam knows it did, but still. He needs to ask. Needs to hear you say it.

You giggle, girlish and airy as your dainty hand releases his hair and cups at his cheek “So so good. I’ve never felt anything like that before”

His grin is all too feline and seeing those white canines gleam so close to the most sensitive part of you is a little alarming.

“There’s so much more to come, yawntutsyip” Neteyam promises, leading back down. His fingers play with the jiggle of your thigh- so different then any of the Omaticaya women he’s had You squirm a bit, clearly overstimulated, but keep your legs spread anyway.

Neteyams long digits prod gently at your pussy lips. You’re oddly pretty here. All red and rosy and inflamed, like that blush he loved so much on your cheeks. He spreads you with two fingers so that he can look at you inside. At your quivering pink folds and your tiny little hole that clenches when he runs his finger along it.

“You’re so small here” he whispers, completely hypnotized by it “So fucking tight. You’ll never be able to take me”

You whimper unhappily “Don’t say that. I want to- please just try”

“Shh,” Neteyam soothes your cries. Your dazed worries. He distracts you with his tongue, as it swirls over your throbbing clit. It feels a bit like sandpaper to your nerves, but you can get enough.

When his finger begins to breach you, you hold your breath.

Its big, but youre so loose from your first orgasm, so desperate to be filled that he sinks in until the hilt.

Its maddening after that and you grind the back of your head into the hard concrete under you- your eyes closed and your mouth hanging open. The sounds you make are feral and raw-

Neteyam fucks you open with one and then two fingers until its easy. Until the sweet stretch doesn't burn- instead its slippery and wet.horribly wet as Neteyam feasts on you as he fucks you with his fingers-

“Too much-Fuck” you weakly try to pull away from the assult of pleasure but he he’s too strong. Pins you down. Makes you take whatever he wants to give you.

When he lifts your hips up even higher to take a curious lick at your puckered asshole you white out.

This orgasm isnt like the first. You sink under the waves of this one. Your muscles cramp with the intensity. You cant come back to yourself, you can’t cling to anything but Neteyam. You cant even scream.

He’s everything, as he soothes you. As he makes you feel things you’ve never felt before.

“H-hurts” you whimper, eyes filling up with tears. Pussy aching.

“Just a little more baby” Neteyam huffs as he licks at you and stuffs the hand that's covered in your cum down his own tweng. It lubricates the fast and furious pumping of his fist along his rock hard cock.

He cant fuck you tonight, thats something the two of you will have to work up to. He’ll teach your tiny body to take him. To crave penetration.

But with his tongue buried in your pulsating pussy and your scent all around him its easy enough to pretend. Easy enough to imagine shoving himself into you slowly. Stretching you’re ruined. Your hole would never be the same. You’d forever gape because of him-

Neteyam comes with a roar and dirties his loincloth up like a teenager.

· · ─────── ·𖥸· ─────── · ·

Later, after he’s cleaned you both up the best he can and gathered you to his chest. After he’s taken a sip from the breathing mask and nuzzled ar your wispy soft baby hairs that are plastered against the side of your sweaty head-

That he has the urge to read that book again. The one with the fairies. As he watches your slumbering face, your nose scrunching and lips pursing, he thinks the onlt thing missing is the gossamer wings,

His own little fairy.

· · ─────── ·𖥸· ─────── · ·

AAAAAAND we’re done.

First and foremost I want to give the wonderful @oakbuggy her accolades. Her Neteyam x Flora art inspired this fic 100%. A couple months ago I actually messaged her begging her to let me right this for her because I just couldn't get over this crackship of dreams. Thank you for being so patient with me. I hope you enjoy that overstimulation, baby!

PLEASE GO CHECK OUT HER ART. It’s sooooo delish.

This was a monster to write because I just had so many different ideas of what I wanted to do with the two of them and couldn't pinpoint where exactly I wanted the plot to go. Even now its a bit messy but still. I’m a fucking sucker for Neteyam x Flora and I would be more then happy to write more of them if thats something everyone would be into.

Please give me some feedback. What did we think about this writing style? Do we like the Y/N route more?

Until next time sweet honey bees!

[flightyquinn]

What's the funniest story off the top of your head from one of your ttrpg sessions?

One of the games I played a few years back, it started with us all captured by bandits, and being taken to be sold as slaves. We managed to make the traditional daring escape, but realized that the bandits who had already left had all of our gear. So we went after them, and came up with a plan to disguise my character and the bard to sneak in, with a couple of the other players' characters splitting off.

While we were bluffing our way past the guards to get into the camp, our Archer (bow-specialized Fighter) decides to snipe the lookout on the watchtower. Clean one-shot kill, but the body lands right by the guys we're talking to. So the Bard and I whip the horses into running them over, and bluff to play it off that they spooked. Proceed to go careening through as much bandit camp as we can while sticking to the "oh no, the horses are out of control!" angle until we Nat 1 a bluff (we agreed that our characters were probably laughing and high-fiving at that point).

In the process, we managed to kill sever bandits, start a fire, and destroy the hitch for the bandits' horses, who are now actually spooked and stampeeding through the camp. And in the middle of all of this, our Mage, who wears a mask at all times, has snuck in from the other side, and comes in under the effects of Enlarge, bellowing,

"I AM THE KOBOLD GOD!"

(He was not a kobold.)

[draculaflow3]

i think literally the angriest ive ever been are at my dad for abandoning me financially to get at my mom and when i think about trigun stampeede

[silvermahogany]

Hnnghhn i love. Vash the stampeeded

[danielashdotcom]

was once stampeeded by two Buffalo who chased me for 20 full minutes

[faustoramoslugo]

THE STAMPEEDERS - SWEET CITY WOMAN8 - FAUSTO RAMOS

[ethecookednoodle]

Tiktok of my vashwood drawing :)

[neonbitemarks]

"He never had a problem with... whatever you are, crashing his parties before," Catia pointed out, seeing no reason to pretend she hadn't figured out he wasn't human when he seemed so hellbent on messing with people. "Guessing you don't really get out to California much, huh?"

His comment about eating was odd, to say the least, only confusing Catia even more, though the least confusing part was that it seemed to have something to do with his desire to bust the party up.

"Wait a sec, how can you guarantee nobody will get hurt if your plan is to scare them? What if whatever you do causes enough panic that everyone tries stampeeding toward the exit and some people get knocked down and trampled or something? If you're freaking everyone out, unless you can control how they react to that fear, you can't promise nobody will be harmed."

"I'm okay with that." She wouldn't be the first or the last to make that assessment. Didn't exactly sound like it wasn't a compliment so he'd take it however he saw fit.

"Your brother needs better security." Or wards, but he wouldn't dare suggest that. It was never fun to try to travel into one when he wasn't aware they were in place or couldn't feel them just yet. Like slamming into a brick wall at full speed. Painful. "Alright, so not the crowd to panic over cops. That saves me time and energy. I'll stick to the horror stuff then."

He glanced over at Catia and shrugged. "Everybody has to eat. I don't care if this party gets busted up. I'm here for the sampling tray." Gesturing to the crowd, Darcy figured she didn't get it but he wasn't quick to explain either. "What if they all thought they were poisoned? Or if one of their friends was decapitated suddenly? No one actually gets harmed," he supplied quickly, looking at her again. "It's not real - just like the cops, those were never real either."

[igxitixn]

Can confirm Angel's are condescending dickheads , like no wonder humans are frightened by you your voices are loud as shit. We get it , you're gods favorite or whatever

[lgwifey]

METANOIA

Noel Gallagher x fem!reader

platonic!liam gallagher x fem!reader

Summary : Y/n grew up with the Gallaghers and after a while, finds certain feelings won't go away. After a few years of one-sided emotions, y/n decides there's only one solition to her problem.

Warnings :

y/s/n = your sister's name (if you don't have one just make one up, or make one up anyways, either works ;) )

MASTERLIST

1988

A scream rippled through the the semi-detached end terrace house.

It would be a worrying thing if it wasn't the Gallagher's house. And if it wasn't 8:00.

"Shut up !"

"Y/n, is your mam not expecting you home ?"

The two sixteen year olds, Liam and his friend, y/n, had stampeeded their way down the staircase still in their scruffed up red uniforms. Liam had darted straight at Paul, scrapping him for the remote control whilst Peggy questioned the youngest of the group.

"Nah Peggy, she's at me aunty's. Didn't Li tell you ? He said I could stay over."

Peggy turned to look at her youngest who had avenged his title as most annoying Gallagher brother in the fight over the remote and had turned the tele over to bbc four.

"Funny, you didn't mention that Liam ."

"Did I not ? Must've slipped me mind mam."

" 'course you can stay round y/n"

The sixteen year olds gave a smile and a dramatically hard high five before y/n launched herself ontop of Liam, making him move from the armchair, the know to be comfiest chair in the room, and over to the setee. Peggy shook her head comidically at the pair who she was hoping would get together one day.

As they stared at the box playing Top of the Pops, small aspirational comments where made back and forth between the two.

"That's gonna be me someday."

Liam would gesture to the singers occationally.

"I can be your security guard, fight off all your fans like."

Peggy would always smile at y/n's involvement in the band Liam sung in. For not having a tough bone in her body, she sure knew how to keep herself with the rowdy lot.

The moment was slightly ruined by Paul's teasing of the two.

"Or you can be one of Liam's groupies."

Liam obvious started trying to strike up a fight with his older brother in defence whilst y/n shone a highlighting shade of pink, her ears and cheeks burning up like wood thrown on top of a blazing fire.

1990

A slam echoed through the semi-detatched house, a storm of footsteps following it.

Downstairs was wild west empty, y/n could almost imagine the tumble weeds drifting. She gave another huff before rushing up the stairs, straight into the bedroom shared by Liam and Noel. Speaking of who,

"Oh My God ! Noel !"

Y/n found herself rushing back out of the room with a look of horror plastered on her face, the door closed quickly and her screams became internal.

Never in her ten years of friendship with Liam had the eighteen year old walked in on him with one of his weekly hook ups, quite an acheivement in her eyes seeing how he had no mind to ever lock the door. Anyways, in her ten years of appearing at random times at the Gallagher's home she would have never expected Noel to be the person she ever walked in on.

Red flushed her cheeks and her y/e/c irises became noticable as her eyes widened once again.

Y/n had found herself developing a crush on the middle Gallagher boy. It never made sence to her why she did. He was basically a slightly more talented Liam, not that she'd ever tell either of them that. She didn't like Liam, at least not in that way, so why on earth did her brain form a crush on Noel ? Still, he was five years older than her, definatly not going to happen. He was twenty three and she was eighteen, weird.

By the time her mind had stopped wondering, a smudged makeup blonde had made her way past y/n, scowl plastered on her face as she stomped down the stairs of the family home. The teenager's body swivelled to the bedroom door where an agrivated Noel stood with his arms crossed.

"Liam's not 'ere."

Her eyes rolled, body relaxing and overcoming it's initial shock and remenisant states.

"Clearly (!)"

"What did y' want then ?"

He left the bedroom doorframe free for y/n to move onto Liam's bed whilst he slouched on his, the conversation carring on.

It wasn't strange for them to talk much or anything, she probably talked to Noel just as much as she did Liam but normally it wasn't after she'd made awkward eye contact whilst he pounded into one of the boroughs self-proclaimed slags.

"Right urm, well that's kinda the thing."

She completely forgotten what she needed Liam for. The hussel of recent events where more prominant on her mind to be fair.

" 'Ight well why are you still here then, he obviously ain't."

She gave him a glare as the 5'7 man pushed her out of the house after dragging her down the stairs.

"Aw thanks loads Noel, you're so much help lad !"

He slammed the door shut causing the younger girl to flip him the v's and walk backwards out of the front garden, curses being muttered under her breath.

She strolled along the cracked tarmac pavement, a couple of small, broken peices of the grey floor being kicked by her scuffed trainers. As she got further down the path, a group of teenage lads walled up to her with grins plastered on their faces, trackies and jeans swishing as they moved and as the wind pushed against them.

"Alright y/n."

The one at the front of the group pulled the smaller girl into a quick hug, the girl rolling her eyes at him as she pulled out of the hug, looking up slightly to the taller boy.

"Yeah. Y' seen Liams ?"

"Nah sorry lad."

She gave a soft smile, her friend rubbing the back of his neck awkwardly as he backed up to where the rest of the group where loitering.

"Aw, thanks anyways Sam."

Y/n started walking of, her posture improoving itself from how she was slouched whilst talking.

"I'll call your house if I hear off of him though."

She gave a thumbs up, walking backwards before she spun around to face the direction she was going.

When she got home, her younger sister was in the kitchen with a scowl on her face as she leant forwards against the counter top, reading a magazine which was rested halfway open.

The fake blonde turned around as she heard the door close, giving a snide look to the year older girl.

"Why d'yer go out in public if you're gonna wear that."

The seventeen year old looked up and down at the baggy blue jeans, stripey red and white camisole and the blue denim jacket which her sister wore, not even taking notice of the scruffy trainers.

"I'll 'ave you know, these are me best jeans y' hussy."

The younger girl gave a glare at the name before slamming the laminated pages of the magazine shut and leaving the room in a huff, her pale blue mini skirt riding up as she walked.

Y/n lounged lazily on the couch for a while. She thought about things that had happened that afternoon, and tryed to bleach certain scenes out of her memory.

She mainly thought about how she dressed, that maybe her sister was right. If she dressed a little more girly, a little more like everyone else, would Noel pay more attention to her ?

Okay. That was the plan then.

"Oi, y/s/n !"

The blonde spun around from her small vanity desk as thumps echoed from the staircase and her bedroom door flung open.

"Could you be any louder !?"

"Whatever. Look, I need your help being girly."

The teenager's y/e/c eyes became wide as the words exited her sister's mouth.

She blinked a few times before pintching herself with her white painted nails.

When she was sure it wasn't a dream, she jumped off of her small chair, running over to the girl who was the same height as her.

"Agh ! Okay, we'll start with your clothes, you can borrow some of my tops but my bottoms won't fit you."

"I've got some skirts I think."

"Okay. If we look at those and then we can find something to go with them."

As the girls went to leave to go to the bedroom across the hallway, the phone started ringing in their mum's room and downstairs.

Y/s/n rushed into the floral bedroom, running to pick the phone up first but y/n just about beat her, raising the silver phone up to her ear to hear the strong mancuinan accent of her bestfriend echoing through the machine.

"Alrigh' Birdy. Heard off r'kid you got a pretty nasty shock before."

"Shu'rup y' twat. I were lookin' f' you, where've you been ?"

"Down at Sifters, but we're hangin' at mine tonight. Be here in an hour and bring those mini gins y' mam buys yeah."

"Yeah whatever. See yer. "

"Bye."

The landline rung absent before y/n placed the phone down, turning to her sister in panic.

"We've got an hour."

"Bitch ! Right, you go have a shower and i'll find you an outfit."

The girls split ways before another shout echoed through the house.

"Use my strawberry stuff !"

Soon enough, the once boys-hand-me-downs wearing eighteen year old was walking down the street with a tescos carrier bag filled with different gin flavours and a couple of bottles of tonic water.

She wore a aline, black and white gingham dress, which sat at her mid-thigh, along with a pair of black tights and a white baby tee. She wore her black denim jacket over it and a pair of scuffed white reeboks which y/s/n had attempted to scrub clean with bleaching wipes.

They where planning to be more dramatic with the new look, but seeing how they now, thanks to Liam, had a very short time span to work with, they decided to keep it different but similar.

Still, y/n can't recall wearing a dress after year seven when she was a bridesmaid. Even in highschool, her short, red plaid skirt always got immediatly replaced by trackies as soon as the bell rang.

Before giving two, loud knocks on the front door, she spritzed one of her sister's strawberry scented perfumed onto her wrists and neck like she had been instruced to do, pocketing the small spray onto her jacket afterwards. Normally she would just walk in and shout that she had arrived but, after recent events, she didn't want to chance anything anymore. Soon enough, Liam appeared at the other side of the cheap door with a grimace of his face, messing with sometging in his right hand whilst the other opened the door. At first he didn't notice her, occupited with figuring out how to open the small puzzle box in his hands.

"Urm. Liams ?"

He brunette looked up with an empty emotioned look on his face, soon squinting in confusion at what sounded like his bestfriend but looked like...

Well what looked like a varient of y/s/n.

"Can I come in ?"

Stumbling over his words, Liam have a nod. He stood to the side slightly as she squashed past him.

As y/n walked regularly into the livingroom with the rattleing tescos bag in hand, he closed the front door and watched her with his eyebrows pulled together.

He guessed it was shock but was busy trying to desyfer who he'd just let into him house.

[kazzykatt]

TCC Chrises but they're stampeeding because Martin made the mistake of shaking the treat bag.

if he doesn't give them the snacks he will become a snack

[worrysomegus]

yeah I could imagine someone like elon musk constructing the stupid idiot glass dome in real life

extremely loud incorrect buzzer none of my chickens understand the concept of glass, also triceratopsseses and shit aren't birds. and they were probably really dumb, at least at the things we consider weigh intelligence or whatever. That article even says you probably wouldn't be able to train a veloceraptor (especially if you don't know how fucking clicker training works chris pratt) but even if you could hypothetically train a triceratops or pick the sweetest loveliest gentlest ones it's still a massively dumb idea to let them interact with the public with no trained professionals around. Even in the movie we see the idiot children suddenly accelerate right next to the big dumb animal that could kill you by stepping on it (which causes a stampeede I think, at least that's what it looks like) things could have easily gone wrong there just one of those guys donking your ball could give you very bad whiplash I'd expect.

I didn't know about the signs that's pretty cool, but with how popular the park is there are bound to be guests ignoring them. Like yellowstone park probably has a bunch of signs and warnings about how to interact with wildlife and that doesn't seem to be going too well for them. It's a different scenario but these kinds of people are absolutely the kind of people who would go on the gyrosphere rides, and this is a family fun park/business so they're going to be held a lot more responsible for the deaths lol

and don't forget that people are having sex in those balls eeeeeeewwww

I am going insane at how bad this park is in jurassic world like there's a ride where the attendees can control their own orb thing through a large amount of actual dinosaurs. and it doesn't have like a taking over the steering thing to bring them all back in in case of, I don't know, a dinosaur escaping?

I can not concieve of a single scenario where letting untrained guests get this close to wild animals with zero veto power could possibly go wrong - the people that created this ride, apparently

they even IN THE MOVIE ride through a goddamn stampede or something, and we see that just the indominous rexes jaws can get through the glass, a triceratops could definitely get through if it tried hard enough, like maybe, perhaps, hypothetically, in some wild scenario, a rich tourist doesn't understand that maybe getting close to a large herbivores young offspring is a bad idea.

and seriously why is there no button that just.. recalls all of the balls

how does this ride even work how do they get through the line when they just tell guests okay bye go roam this grassy wonderland filled with large things that can kill you yet you have no concern for, people have definitely had sex in those things and people have definitely been gone for hours.

also the mosasaurus cage, hm maybe a second draft might be in order. maybe?

okay. cool. sure. fine whatever, it's not like it does this multiple times daily surely there will be no issue here

she is also shown breaching the barrier and getting onto the walkway in the fucking movie

like the mosasaur is IN THIS BODY OF WATER HERE and that is a busy walkway that people are encouraged to sit and eat under, also sidenote that woman you see falling has like 5 minutes of screentime and half of it is an extremely gruesome death, like by far the worst in the movie. this movie has very normal opinions about women.

okay so this one looks different to the other dinky barrier, somehow even more dinky, but still on a presumably busy walkway since this is on the end of a street where their very obvious sponsor pandora had set up shop (and a bunch of dino merch)

and like yeah, shocker, massive powerful sea creature can leap out of the water and break the dinky fence, it could have done this at any time at all it is probably more powerful than the indominous rex which we SEE breaking much stronger barriers than the dinky glass one. also sidenote this screenshot is VERY funny

I could go on for years about how shit this movie is every other moment there is a massive plothole, very sorry about this post I am going insane.

[lemoncandybats33]

Just a doodle of an under developed ship I love lol. I imagine Mitch singing to Buttercup on a date. He’s either singing Sweet City Woman by the Stampeeders: www.youtube.com/watch?v=opgsnS… Or It Must be Love by Alan Jackson: youtube.com/watch?v=lLahdT6wn40 Maybe a bit out of character for Mitch, but these are the songs I listen to when think about them so whatever ---

[ethecookednoodle]

Do I cry bc of Trigun Stampede bc everything is happening? Do I cry bc of Buddy Daddies even though nothing happened this ep?

That is my mood for the day.