#stalkerfiction

[piperslovebot]

*Insert Flashback sequence to why Nate can’t keep secrets*

Nate: I know I messed up those other times but I swear I can keep this one.

Betsy (sighs): I don’t know. This has to be top secret. Like no one can know.

*Kelso is right behind them*

Kelso: Know what?

Jay and Betsy (startled): Ahh!

*They turn around*

Betsy (nervous): Hey dad, how’s it going?

Jay (also nervous): Y-You seem to be having a pretty good hair day dad.

*Kelso did not look amused*

Betsy (sighs): Okay, we have been keeping something from you. The truth is that—

Jay (lies): Me and Betsy have been writing Han and Leia fanfiction.

Everyone: What?

Jay (whispers to Betsy): Go with it.

Betsy (nods): Yeah…it’s so gory and there a lot of…sex involved.

*Jay gives her a weird look and looks back at his dad*

Jay (lies): Y-Yeah totally. And we know how much Uncle Eric loves Luke and Leia so we didn’t want to say anything.

Betsy (nods): Yeah, and…we’ve been selling each for fifteen dollars a piece.

*Jay turns to Betsy*

Jay (whisper yells): WHAT???

*Jay looks back at Kelso and smiles*

Jay (nods): Yeah…and so far we have a million dollars.

*Betsy gives him a weird look*

Red: There are dumbasses that pay to read stalkerfiction?

Kitty: Fanfiction.

Red: It’s the same thing Kitty.

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