#ssspid-erman

[ssspid-erman]

OOC : i drew skibidi toilet Damien, sorry in advanced

[irl-batsignal]

I found some kryptonite, it tastes delicious! Why do you keep saying to not eat it??

( @ssspid-erman )

IT WILL GIVE YOU CANCER IT WILL MAKE YOU BALD IT WILL MAKE YOU TERMINALLY ILL. DON'T EAT THE FUCKING KRYPTONITE.

[officialbruciewayne]

A plate of mozzarella sticks lowers in front of you, it appears to be suspended by a thick webbing, a note on it reads "hello bruce, I've been appointed to helping you and your heist involving cheese sticks.. Expect more of these!"

Wayne gala

( @ssspid-erman )

"Excellent," Bruce smiles, taking the plate and subtly severing the thick webbing with a batarang.

[sentient-kryptonite]

Takes a little nibble of you

( @ssspid-erman )

*Bite you back.*

I'll eat you if you eat me.

[kk-cats]

I heard you didn't know what twenty one pilots was, LISTEN TO GUNS FOR HANDS NEOOWWWWW ❤ /nf

( @ssspid-erman )

Is that a band????? Probably

And

No.

[ssspid-erman]

HI!!!! WELCOME WELCOME!!!

Hi there! I'm spiderman, I keep running into crime around here, honestly it makes me nervous for the hero's that are supposed to be protecting this place

[ssspid-erman]

You'll get used to the smell. Probably.

- @songsofbat

The smell is not that far off from Queens, I can't say the living conditions could be any better either

[ssspid-erman]

Where is my freak...

[ssspid-erman]

Where's the other cheese sticks

Safely secured with the target..

Wayne gala

[ssspid-erman]

!RP INTRO POST!

I am totally the best and only spiderman!

I'm a 17 year old vigilante who dropped here randomly... I don't know where this is, but it smells really bad, someone said it was called Gotham? Such a weird name!

OOC under cut

I'm new to roleplaying! I have dyslexia so please be patient with me...

I might not be all too active, but Im here to have fun and be silly!!!!!!!!!!!!

[ssspid-erman]

Hiii o// welcome

( @babsggordon )

Hello, I hope your not a bad guy!!! I keep hearing about a gala, do you know what is going on?! 😭

[ssspid-erman]

That's my buddy why's he in a can he got caned you caned my boy

[ssspid-erman]

Would you consider therapy

Why would I need that? I'm super okay and not on the brink of a mental breakdown!

[ssspid-erman]

I like how you weren't even bothered by Sierra touching your lips

-luke

Sierra is my freakly I've decided!

[ssspid-erman]

I've been here for a while taking mozzarella sticks and gifting them to the man of the gala, and thankfully have not been stopped from crawling on the ceiling yet!

Wayne gala

[ssspid-erman]

PUNS. YES? YES? YES? YES?

Puns? Sure! I love a good joke, and I could use a laugh right now