#sry this must make 0 sense i havent slept bc i was gifted a coffee bean grinder and i have been deliriously high on caffeine all week | Explore Tumblr posts and blogs

postheist · 1 month ago

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this is still one of the funniest tommy faces whsgfkfjd in my mind i like to imagine one of tommy's first thoughts at "this is my first date with a dude!" is "oh so cute guy and i are NOT boning down tonight" bc even though he's so into buck he's a gentleman he wouldn't make him do anything he didn't feel he was ready for!! and if its only his first date then getting physical is probably off the table, which he obviously understands, but he'd also be lying if he said he was not looking forward to exploring each others bodies lmfao bc idk abt you but to me that is the face of a man getting ready for the blue balling of his life

#it's doubly funny when i put painkiller eddie into the equation #man is high on the good stuff trying to convince tommt that today at the court was weird but buck is a really good guy!! i promise!!#and in an effort to make tommy believe it he regales him with stories of buck 1.0 with the dick for brains but heart of gold #tommy scratching the surface of understanding their friendship and realizing buck was probably feeling left out hence loft visit #and then the incredibly charged heart to heart that leads to the kiss and the date #and tommy's like jesus. i think ive used up all my luck for the next 10 years #hot date w a guy who enjoys sex and is the human equivalent of a field of sunflowers #then BAM “this is my first date with a dude” LIKE LMFAOOOO #tommy bracing himself for the blue balls bc he Really Really Likes this guy and wants to take it at his pace #completely unaware that he's about to make buck a cock fiend for the ages LMFAOOOOUUEHEGHDDK #sry this must make 0 sense i havent slept bc i was gifted a coffee bean grinder and i have been deliriously high on caffeine all week #idk how i got here i jus think its hilarious #panposting #bucktommy

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