#srsly being sapphic and coming from a broken home has haunted me since starting this show | Explore Tumblr Posts and Blogs

jxpper · 1 year

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y’know what I hate?? as I watch Star Trek: TNG, I literally feel the slimy soul of Freud watching me from hell.

he’s laughing at me, from beyond the god damn grave, pointing a rotted finger at me and screaming “HAR HAR HAR, YOU PROVE ME CORRECT IN MY THEORIES! YOU WANT TO BANG BEVERLY CRUSHER, BUT YOU ALSO WANT HER TO BE YOUR MOTHER. HAR HAR HAR! LOOK AT YOUR MOMMY ISSUES! YOU PROVE MY THEORIES USEFUL!”

#Taylor swift voice: he’s laughing up at us from hell #srsly being sapphic and coming from a broken home has haunted me since starting this show #some days I’m like awww mommy and then some days I’m like YEAHHHH MOTHERRRRR #and I need psychological help!!!!#because this is TORTURE!#can I want both but in different scenarios #????#like???? is that allowed?#like I don’t wanna bang her AS my mom #but #and stay with me here #I want to bang her #BUT I ALSO WANT HER TO BE MY MOM SEPERATELY #SEND HELPPPP #Beverly crusher #just adding her name as a tag for good measure #also I’m imagining Freuds voice in this post as a pirate

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