#srs Darling post close up of her dad pasted out drunk on the couch and how long he still slept there
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fair-night-starry-tears · 8 months ago
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This but it’s Crowley doubting Dreadful died so he is at the funeral for a moment with his spouses and family dressed in gold (this is for Crowley. Everyone went for black.) while drinking a margarita while Dival in silver, and Levan (triplet route) wore white.
And Dreadful didn’t set Dire up for the video. It was for her kids. Bitch roasted Dire but Dire roasts back drunk the entire week because the evil witch who took his and his brothers doors is gone
All Crowley spouses: I don’t think you should attend.
Dire, very drunk: …… I just wanna say the real bitch is gone and- whoever is playing the bongos!-
He also passed out while saying that so he slept through a whole week and still feels hanged over. He’s okay. Darling posts updates to the group chat how her father is. How long he will be off work. And how many margaritas can it fuck up a dark fae. The answer will shock the mortals.
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