#squishy little horrible man❤

[dokidokitsuna]

The Dream Kingdom’s Royal Advisors hold ultimate authority over the creation and enforcement of all the laws of the land. Each is descended from a long line of nobles dating back to the early years of the kingdom, who came to power after casting out the Nightmare Wizard.

Minister of Cultural Heritage, Lord Escargon: The ever-sleeping king’s primary mouthpiece, who speaks in his name and promotes adherence to the Dream Kingdom’s customs and traditions. Controls the public’s knowledge and perception of Dream Magic, taking pains to keep it as vague as possible, and prosecuting anyone who threatens the status quo in that regard.

Minister of Technology, Lady Susanna: Oversees public works projects and the kingdom’s schools and universities. Controls the secret development and application of Dream Magic, including Dream Haze and Dreamwrought entities. Also responsible for ‘re-education’ of any eligible convicted criminals, usually nobility who cannot be executed.

Minister of Finance, Sir Ebrum: Manages the kingdom’s wealth, signing off on taxation decrees, sumptuary laws, and allotments to the other ministries. Outside of that, he does not have much involvement in the running of the kingdom, and spends most of his time pulling strings and securing career opportunities for his friends and family…particularly his young son and daughter.

[yourlocalbigtittyedbitch]

My baby

Hc's of our lovely boys reacting to a y/n with a kid of their own. Also Y/n is male in this. (I'll make a version with female characters if people like this-)

(c/n)=child's name

(n/n)=nickname

Warnings: Quaritch almost getting a heart attack❤ a little angst if you look hard enough, small wounds. An angry daddy whos about to(or gonna) whoop someone's ass cheeks

synopsis: your a parent of a small human child to be around 5 years of age. You are a human with an avatar body, you could handle yourself on this hostile planet by yourself, but with a small child who you had demanded to come with. (Had to pull a lot of strings.) Would be a lot harder, but so far, things seem to be going well.

pairings: Tsu’tey, Tonowari, and Quaritch.

{ Tonowari }

This big man is so sweet!!

He'd definitely be the type to protect this squishy little thing. (And you, obviously 🙄)

Would be the type to just pick them up and just "let's go ride on my ilu," or trying to feed the little one things he had caught and cooked.

Seeing the little one asleep in your arms would just hit him harder than a fucking bolder, Who Said They Could Be This Cute?!

Definitely would ask you if he could hold them,

And maybe catch him in the act of doing the little kids hair, while they play with a toy or somethin-

When you leave to gather food, or have to go do chores, or something, he'll babysit (c/n), even tell the child storys, and adventures he has had over the years.

Imagine that your walking back to the place you called home, just to find out that Tonowari fell asleep with the child in his arms. Definitely pulled at your heart strings when you saw them,

How did you meet? Well, it all started when..

The small child ran around collecting shells and shiny rocks, or well.. anything that seemed to peak their interest, they where wearing one of your old shirts you wore when you where human, and you still are. Just in a.. different body, you where collecting fruits. You both where on a small island, it was small, but not super small. There was a small forest and that's where you where, shirtless because it was hot as balls, and picking fruits. And stuffing them into a bag you where holding, venturing deeper into the forest as the little shit you called your kid was

Ran around and continued to be a little menace.

They fell face first into the sand sliding. Cutting their hand on a sharp rock. Sitting up, they wiped off the excess sand on their mask before looking at their hand, seeing the blood gush out. They started to sob and cry loudly "Daddy! Daddy!!" They screamed. Sniffling as they continued to yell for their father but (y/n) was too far to hear his child's cry.

But something else did hear them..

A sound of splashing water and a squeal then clicking caught the child's attention, an ilu had rised out of the water, but it wasn't alone. It had a rider, they remembered what their father said..

"Remember, if someone you don't know, talks to you, or walks up to you.. what do you do?" You had knelt down on one of your knees, moving of of their hair behind their ear. "Stay away, and find you!" You smile softly,

Snapping back to reality as the large male approached the child. "ngaru lu fpom srak?" 'Are you well?'  The man spoke, his voice sounded harsh. But he didn't mean harm. The child didn't know what the actual fuck he just said. But instead of finding out, they stood up, turned around before attempting to run. Which failed horribly as the child fell on their face again. Scraping their already hurt hand into the sand. Causing them to yelp in pain, the Na'vi winced back a little. Feeling horrible for the child, walking closer and kneling down, the child sat up staring at their blood soaked hand. Gently he cupped the child's hand to look at the wound better,

The child's sobbing has calmed down a bit, the large na'vi stood, cradling them in his arm. Gently cooing at them, the child instinctively nuzzled their face into his shoulder,

Just as you walked out of the forest you started to call out for your kid "(C/n)!! I have some fruit i think you'd like. Where are you?" You called out, your child perked up, called out to you "Daddy! Daddy!.. I made a freind!" You heard your child so you headed over to them, thinking they befriended some freindly animal of sorts, "is that so..-" as you came into view, a soft smile grazing your lips, but once you saw.. some tall ass fucker, who you didn't know, and was holding YOUR baby.. your smile dropped and your ears where pinned back, as your tail flicked in anger, your eyes narrowed as you looked like you where gonna murder this man, meanwhile when he first saw you, it was like Eywa had grazed him with their presence. But as you glared at him, he flinched. "Let them go." Venom lacing your voice as you spoke thats when you noticed the blood.. your pupils became thin lines, as you began to bear your teeth you didn't know what the fuck happened, but if he hurt your child, you'll have his head on a stick.

"They fell" his voice was rough. But gentle, he knelt down and placed (c/n) on their feet, they ran up to you. But you didn't take your eyes off him "Daddy I fell" they spoke. You looked down at them, your expression softening. Kneling down on one knee as you offered your hand out to them "show me." Placing their injured hand ontop of yours "you have some sand in it, but don't worry. I'm not mad, ill clean it up okay?" You looked them in the eyes before standing "go to the tent, ill be right behind you" you smiled again. The man was still watching you something about your smile made him feel things, "I'm sorry, I get really protective over my child," you approached the stranger "My name is (Y/n), (Y/n) (L/n)" you offered your arm out, and he grabbed it, "Tonowari"

{ Quaritch }

       

Man's confused on how there's a fucking human kid in front of him, (that isn't spider)

When they tried to run, he just scooped them up into his arm.

I know this man wouldn't necessarily care for kids, but I know for a fact he'd try to be responsible.

Almost got killed by you when you see him holding your kid, and if you could you'd probably beat his old ass.

When the two of you get to know each other better, he'd probably be a good parent

If spider was in the picture, he'd probably curse Quaritches ass out, and you'd probably would have taken a liking to spider, and probably joining in on bullying the old man

You definitely had bitch slapped him when he thought he was doing a good thing with your kid, almost giving you a heart attack when he went to fly with your kid. On a ikran, a vicious fatherless bird is what you'd like it call it.

He'd probably be vary patient with your kid, even when they pull on his ears in tail.

If his squad members tried to do something with your kid, like something funny but stupid? He'd chew out their asses for it. (And you'd whoop someone's ass and it was probably lyle)

Vary likely to catch him asleep in bed with your kid cuddled up against his chest. You had to admit it, it was adorable.

You saw him struggle to do your kids hair, and that was funny to watch.

How did you meet? Well, it all started when..

You where setting up camp, you finished making a shelter, and made a basic fireplace. You had gathered some fruit and some fish to cook, you had told (c/n) to stay around the camp, they have been quiet for a while now, you sighed softly "what the hell are you up to now (c/n)?" You stood up and brushed the dirt off your hands from wiping them on your pants, walking in the north, since that's the direction you heard (c/n) run off too. After walking for a while. Till you heard a familiar sob, your ears pinned back, "I want my Daddy!" They choked out a sob, "let go! Let go!" They whined loudly. Trying to push themselves away and hitting the strangers chest. Hiding behind a tree, grabbing your pistol. Taking it out of the holster, pulling it out and angling yourself to the side with your arm stretched out. You moved your finger onto the trigger,

You pulled it back, a loud bang rang out, you missed his face by a centimeter. "Put them down, or the next one goes into your skull." Mans saw his life flash before his eyes, again.. and who the fuck dared to attempt to kill him?? (Again-) he turned hes head to look at you, you had slowly approached him and holy fuck you where attractive. But he did as he said, lowering himself down onto his knees and sat (c/n) down, they ran over to you and hugged your leg. Crying softly, your tail wrapped lazily around (c/n)'s back, in a protective manner "if I see you touch them again. I'll kill you." The lighting and shadows had hit your face just right to make your death glare more frightening, lowering your weapon, you placed it back in its Sheth. "Lets go back (n/n)," your voice was soft, and sounded sweeter than birds singing in the early morning.. a part of him made him think of you in a special way, he snapped out of his thoughts as some of the recom soldiers came over, finding him.

{ Tsu'tey }      

At first he'd probably have a stare off with (C/n). Confused on what the fuck he's looking at,

Realizing that its a human child?.. A part of him panics, where are the parents??! And why is there a human child here??

But once you two know each other better, hes definitely gonna be over protective.

Mans holds your kid so much to the point when he puts them down, it looks like he's afraid they'll disappear. Or something like that,

He would be patient with (c/n), but instead of snapping or glaring. He asks them to not pull his ears or tail, trying not to sound or look angry for once.

He would also attempt to teach the child to speak more than a few words in the Na'vi language,

Probably try to make a tiny bow for them, or a knife. Wanting to teach him how to hunt, But you definitely said no to the knife,

Remind this man not to anger you. When your moody. Or something happend to your kid. BECAUSE GOD DAMN YOUR SCARY-

Someone had insulted your kid, and the person in question got fucking decked in the face, and had a broken nose. And he just stood there, impressed by your strength.

He'd probably wear one of those things to carry babys, but ends up carrying your kid around proudly. And if anyone said shit. He'd shoot his glare at them,

Probably would learn to make some neck pieces for your little one, and also would definitely have them wear beads in their hair similar to his.

Definitely would take them on rides, or even on his ikran if you allowed him,

Your child had fallen asleep in his arms, and so, he did work around the clan while holding a sleeping child, and if someone was being loud. He'd glare at them, shutting them up

It was so cute when you found them sleeping together, one of his hands on their head, while they where all cuddled up against his chest while a blanket was draped over the small child

How did you meet? Well, it all started when..

You had set up a basic tent, and a simple fire to cook some of the meat, and to keep you and (c/n) warm for this cold night. Yet again your kid had wondered off, but for once they didn't wonder to far. You could hear their occasional giggling and running around. A twig snapping or crunching of leaves wherever they ran or walked, "(c/n)! I'm going to grab water, you better stay put." You warned them as you stood up, the meat you where cooking was gonna take a while, so in the meantime you could get some fresh water "okay Daddy!!" (C/n) yelled out, before giggling at something, you walked away. Hoping they'd listen to you, they're a good kid. But.. Definitely not the brightest in the box, trotting downhill as you drew closer to the river, hearing the rushing water, walking over. Your tail swayed softly, taking in the view of the area.. the way the water glistened, the stones shining in the water, or how moss grew on some of the dampened rocks. You hummed softly as you pulled out a canteen from the bag that hung over your shoulder, opening the top. You walked closer before kneling down and dunking the canteen into the water, bubbles rised out of it as the water moved into it. Once full, you lifted it up and screwed the lid back on. Then placing it back into the bag before standing up, and heading back to the place where you left your demon spawn. As much as you did love them. (C/n) was a hot mess sometimes,

After what took a minute or two to get back, your child wasn't in sight. Huffing softly, you began to look around "(C/n)? Where are you? You're gonna be in trouble if you didn't listen to me!" You yelled out. Hoping to get a response, your ears twitched in annoyance. The tip of your tail swatted in an annoyed manner, "(C/n)! I'm not playing these games!.." you yelled out. Just as you where gonna look for them, they come stumbling into the clearing "I'm right here Daddy!" They yelled out as they ran over to you, hugging your leg. "Your a mess, you know that?" You said in a soft tone kneling down on one knee, you moved a hair up to their head and pulled them closer to give them a kiss on the head. Standing up they let go of your leg, you walked over to the fire, and turned the meat on the sticks. You knew someone was watching you.. you felt eyes burning holes into the back of your head, huffing softly. Turning your head to see someone dart into the darkness, "hm.."

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