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Brian..?

Brian is my uncle's name!

Okay so story time! My uncle owns a giant labradoodle. And when I say giant I mean like 70 pounds or something I don't know but it goes up past my waist on all fours so it's pretty darn big okay.

I own a tiny little cockapoo. She's 12 pounds. So pretty darn little.

The first time Brian's dog met mine, they were in my backyard. And my dog decided to show his that she was the top dog at this house. So my tiny dog started chasing his giant one. And then that dog runs up to my uncle, who was watching from a chair on our porch (ashamed that his monster god was being terrorized by our tiny one) and then JUMPS INTO HIS LAP.

This giant labradoodle jumps into my uncle's lap and cowers as my dog barks at her from the ground. And he just face palms.

It was pretty funny.

THE END

Thank you for asking :D

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squinty i expect plenty of bubble tea when you're back i mean just look at this eri is giving you plenty of fanfic material

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It's that time again!

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Someone shot way ahead

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