#squick tag: mpreg

[tennessoui]

If I don't put this out there I'll perish. I need it out of my head -- Tw for mpreg i guess - AU where anakin defeated palpatine but at the cost of his connection to the force - its there but much much weaker now. He still holds sway as Chosen One however, n the feat of killing palpatine is not a small weight to throw around. The senate is in shambles, the Jedi's credibility is not doing much better. They need an out - they need good publicity.

There is a neutral planet that has stayed out of the war by some miracle - wealthy, but not overly so. High resources, but just a respectable amount. Stewjon is ruled by King Qui-Gon Jinn and he is unattached. The opportunity just presents itself. Jedi negotiated the hand of the Chosen One. A trade - the Chosen One for Stewjon's reputation as a steadfast, respectable planet to extend to the Order. Anakin, in all of his exhaustion and jadedness, in all his sadness of losing his connection to the Force, barely made any protest.

And so King Qui-Gon Jinn n Anakin marries.

What no one tells Anakin, is that QG has a beloved mistress. A lady in the lower court - Lady Tahl who he loves and loves him back for years but couldnt marry for her station. Anakin knew he was entering a loveless marriage, but he had hoped they could learn to love each other. If not romantically then as friends. Enough to get by, enough to procure heirs. But his husband is faithful to Lady Tahl and Anakin is the usurper despite wearing QG's ring on his finger.

The court knows why Anakin cant conceive. Its hardly his fault. But hes made an easy target for court ridicule - hes paying for QG's infidelity. QG regrets it, he does. He tries to protect Anakin as best as he can but his best is the bare minimum. Anakin suffers. Already wrung out, hes subdued. Puts in enough attitude to absolove the Order of their guilt when Yoda and Mace checks in. He thinks Plo wants to take him away. He thinks he can feel Luminara's heartbreak in the Force. He ignores them for the Council's sake.

Then the crown prince returns. Crown Prince Obi-Wan, Commander of the City Guards, Protector of the Realm, The Negotiator returns from his interplanetary travels. Obi-Wan has sent his apologies and wedding gifts to his adoptive father and his new husband, all the while praying that GQ would be kind to this Anakin person. Obiwan knows very well how unintentionally hurtful GQ can be, even when hes not wrapped up in Lady Tahl. Obiwan likes Lady Tahl enough - shes kind to him and its a shame that QG and her cannot marry, but still Obiwan prays and hope that his adoptive father would be kind to Anakin.

Well. Looking at the state of the court it was a fanciful thought. Looking at Anakin, though- Obiwan wonders if maybe this is a sign from the gods, from the Force. Because one look at Anakin in Stewjon colours, with the consort diadem on his head, pearls in hair, Obiwan can only think that this is meant to be. This is preordained. Anakin can only be his.

And Anakin, for the first time since he defeated Palpatine, can actually feel the silk touches of the Force at his fingertips. How it whispers in his ears and brush against his sides. But only when he looks at Obiwan. Only when Obiwan touches the back of his hand, when he guides anakin through doors with a hand at the small of his back, when he glides a finger down Anakins arm and slot their hands together. When Obiwan braids his hair and weaves little beads of kyber in between strands, in the mornings after.

When Anakin and QG announces their first pregnancy, the court is shocked. They look at Lady Tahl who looks indifferent, politely clapping with the rest. Theyre puzzled and look at QG whose smile seems genuine enough. Theyre taken aback when they look at the Consort's bright, pleasant smile. At how he glows, utterly radiant, and the name Chosen One makes so much sense now with how the light catches fetchingly in his hair, glinting off little gems weaved in the locks.

So enthralled by the mystery they are that they missed the Crown Prince's cool politeness, smile as empty as his eyes, staring at the his King and Consort on the dais. Eyes only softening when he looks at Anakin, but not too long lest the longing and yearning shows. He wonders, quietly, treacherously, how long it would take to gather supporters. How difficult it would be to back QG into a corner then throw him a lifeline - to be able to marry Tahl and live a quiet life.

Or converse to that, how difficult it would be to back certain figures into a corner. Manipulate and deceive all that QG and Anakins marriage is a mistake. That Lady Tahl was the right choice after all. That she has distant relations in other systems that would be more beneficial to the Stewjonians than an Order without teeth. Perhaps, to keep the agreement still in place my technicality alone, they could always convince the Crown Prince to marry the deposed Consort.

Obiwan schemes and schemes - theres no telling which one he chooses, but it always ends with him and Anakin together, with their children for years and years till death do them part.

[That's it - thanks, I really needed that out of my head. Hope you like.]

ooo I love a political intrigue! Publishing so other people can read :> what a journey! You should definitely write this plot bunny it sounds delectable! I love an au where a relationship is presumed without much of an actual relationship existing—it restrains one character while the other character is left confused (if the presumed relationship isn’t public)

also there’s never enough stories playing with the Jedi order as a planet or system of its own and arranged marriage will always be chefs kiss😍

[ifonlyweknewwhatiwasdoing]

Two Line Lie Tuesday

Two lines, I can do two lines.......

I can also do this many lines so I don't cut off dialogue don't look at me I'm not real.

Through ten pregnancies Obi-Wan hadn’t been worried about anything but with their newest, eleventh set of children, Obi-Wan feared that it was possible that his husband wasn’t attracted to him anymore and just the thought of it terrified him. “I’m sure that it isn’t you,” his mom cut through his thoughts softly, “That man has looked at you like you hung the moon since before you even married him. I doubt that it is anything that is relationship-ending, Obi. Please don’t look so scared. I’m sure it’s probably something a lot more simple."

This is JastObi oneshot that comes after the JastObi fic I wrote to go with it. Lmfao. I am the mess, just in case anyone is wondering.

[goldammerchen]

my pregnant gils are actually gravid and have birds that will turn humanoid-bird hybrids like him (two projects), or is a devil and has fucking pups, that are almost right away send to hell to be raised there (so evil shapeshifter demon stuck with pussy until puppy is out and yeeted). maybe the firstborn will return for mommy and be a fucking weirdo...

[randomingoftherandomness]

Many pitied Shangguan Qian, the poor girl who had to marry a man already in love with another man, no one knows that she wasn't bothered at all by it.

She never liked being touched by men and neither did she dream of pushing a child out of her. But she would have been a liar if she didn't admit to enjoying her bargain with her husband and his lover. She could live in luxury and, AND, watch every night his husband fucking mercilessly his lover. She could watch the bratty and arrogant Yuanzhi beg for more, and sometimes, she could prepare him for Shangjue opening him loose with whatever she wanted.

Little did she care if she had to lie for the rest of her life making everyone believe that the child Yuanzhi would give birth soon is hers.

Does it sound weird? It's okay if it's uncomfortable for you to write, I know I'm a little bit strange.

A/N: Fam, please NEVER apologise for dropping these types of prompts in my inbox. NEVER. I, too, am a bit strange. We can be strange together. The way I damn near screamed when I saw this in my inbox :) This is a delight.

Tags: Contract Marriage, Marriage of Convenience, Boypussy, Intersex Yuanzhi, Mpreg, Established Relationship, Consensual Cheating (if you can call it that), Pregnant Yuanzhi, Cousin Incest, Implied Age Difference, Implied Consensual Underage, Dead Dove: Don't Eat, Gong Shangjue x Gong Yuanzhi, Gong Shangjue & Shangguan Qian

🌶️🍋🌶️🍋🌶️🍋

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Shangguan Qian is rolling her wrist when she hears the front door of the penthouse chime. Pouring herself a glass of her favourite red, she smiles when she feels her husband come right up to her to greet her with a kiss to her cheek.

"Welcome home," She greets, surreptitiously wiping the back of her hand over where his lips were and gracefully taking a seat at the kitchen counter. She likes this counter top; Calacatta marble quarried from the Apuan Mountains in Carrara, Italy that she flew in to pick out herself. It's the same marble type that is used in all the bathrooms in this penthouse.

She spies a smudge near the far edge to her that ruins the gleam of the marble under the kitchen lights.

"How was work?" Shangjue asks. The timbre of his voice draws her attention to where he's fixing himself his own glass of red. He doesn't even like wine.

"Alright," Shangguan Qian responds. Taking a sip from her glass, she idly plays with the Cartier love bracelet her husband had given her as part of her dowry. "I'm going to be away for three weeks next month. One of my clients is having a party on their yacht in Ibiza to celebrate her third divorce and I've been asked to come with."

Shangjue nods, smiling serenely. "Ibiza, eh? It's nice this time of year. Just use my credit card if you need to buy anything for your trip."

"I will." She meets his eyes over the rim of her wine glass. Smiling sweetly, she throws her hair back. "Don't worry."

She's rolling her sore wrist when they both hear a muffled grunt from upstairs. Properly smug now and not bothering to hide it, Shangguan Qian leans back in her seat and says, "You should see what I left in your bedroom."

This earns her a raised eyebrow, but Shangjue does set his glass down to look at his watch.

"Is it..."

"Mmhm," Shangguan Qian hums, licking her lips. "And I've left him the way you like him best."

She has to giggle a little at the way Shangjue absolutely perks up in delight at that. She can understand why; taming a brat can be a world of fun if you're doing it right.

When they announced that they were getting married, it seemed like the world and their mothers pitied her. Who wouldn't be when the groom-to-be was just rumoured to be fucking a man on the side?

Well, it was less a rumour and more of the front page of every tabloid and gossip rag, and the hottest trending topic that every half-bit drama channel would report on, and the man is less a man, and more of a boy that was barely out of school and was the said groom-to-be's cousin ("distant. distant cousin," she thinks she can hear him say in her head, as if to soften the measure of taboo).

Shangguan Qian had been cordially invited to a private luncheon with on Gong Shangjue who offered her a contract and a lot of money for him to put a ring on her finger and his connections in her corner, and most importantly, his name behind her endeavours.

And two weeks later they were married.

She moves in to this penthouse the week after they come back from their 'honeymoon' in Paris which they'd spent apart every moment they didn't need to act up in front of the paparazzi they called on themselves -- him to the love nest he keeps in the 16th arrondissement to keep fucking the boy she'd yet to meet at the time, her to the Grands Appartements at the Hôtel de Crillon. She had a lot of fun shopping and getting eaten out by the receptionist when she clocked off work. It was great.

When Shangguan Qian was finally introduced to Gong Yuanzhi, she can finally understand the lengths Shangjue would go for his little angel. To say the boy was beautiful is an understatement; Yuanzhi has the sort of face that could easily grace billboards in New York's Times Square and the cover of every version of Vogue, but is at the same time, the kind of face you want to run with tears and kisses.

Sure, he's a bit of a brat, but when Shangjue is in the picture, the boy damn well melts. For all that her husband is known for his ruthless nature and his cold stratagems in the boardroom, she'd have to be blind to not see the way Shangjue adores him.

It's love. It's as simple and as complicated as that.

Shangjue invites her to watch them on the first wedding anniversary. Yuanzhi, unusually so when it comes to sharing his gege, had agreed, and Shangguan Qian was reasonably pleased to find that she enjoyed the experience of watching Shangjue fold his little lover in half and fucking him raw, that she didn't hesitate to accept the second invite, then the third, and a fourth, until it just becomes a standing invitation for them to keep their bedroom door unlock.

Not that she takes them up on it all the time, of course. She still prefers her carnal pursuits of the female variety.

But the trust is nice. More so when Yuanzhi discovers she's not half bad with her fingers and Shangjue likes how well she can truss his darling Yuanzhi up.

Just like how she's left him on the black silk sheets on their bed. She is very proud of her work today. Shangguan Qian made sure to tie Yuanzhi up in a way that showcased his pregnant bump.

Because that's the other reason why Shangjue would burn the world just to have a boy a good deal younger than himself and one who was barely done with high school when he'd first slid that contract over to her.

Shangguan Qian rolls her wrist and finishes up the rest of her wine. Taking hers and Shangjue's glasses to the sink, she rinses them out and places them in the dishwasher. Above, she hears the muffled wet and slick sounds of Shangjue slamming into his lover and Yuanzhi soft stuttering cries. Shangguan Qian hears something mumbled before Yuanzhi starts moaning like a two-bit whore loud enough that if she hadn't known that they're the only unit on this floor, she'd be worried about the neighbours.

The fool must be fucking with the door open again.

Shangguan Qian can only hope Shangjue isn't so eager that he'd forgotten that Yuanzhi is 5 months pregnant and showing, because the thing is, Yuanzhi is unique. Unique in the way that when she'd been trusted with this last secret puzzle piece, she had to take a moment to reorient herself.

Yuanzhi, the blessed boy, had blushed crimson when Shangjue told him to lean back and hold himself open for Shangguan Qian to see.

And see she did.

A pretty boypussy that glistened, leaking a stream of white and gaping from the breeding that Shangjue had been doing, and a little cocklet that Shangjue had thumbed back just so that she could see him better.

Her bracelet clinks against her watch and she clicks her tongue. Picking up her second phone, she flicks through her contacts and texts one of her regulars if she'd be free for a quick rendezvous tonight.

Yuanzhi had gone off his birth control the month before that night. The test results had come back positive two months later.

The sounds of Yuanzhi's lewd little whimpers grow louder with each slap of flesh to flesh.

Shangguan Qian spies the smudge on the marble again and wipes it clean with the sleeve of her loose, oversized cashmere sweater. They'd must have been fucking on the countertop when she wasn't home.

No matter.

Shangjue's contract had made it clear that this marriage of theirs will last just 2 years and 3 days, and not a day more. After their show of a divorce, there'll be money set aside for her that will comfortably cushion her for the rest of her life if she so chose. And, as an added bonus, she'll be getting full custody for the baby that's in Yuanzhi's belly. Oh, they'll be the heir to Shangjue's empire, no question about that, but Shangguan Qian will get to play mother until the child is 12, which is when there'll be a planned show for Shangjue to negotiate for shared custody.

To top it all of, Shangjue had her sign an ironclad NDA.

Her phone chimes and it's just one word. She smiles, picking up her bag, walking to the front door at the same time that she hears Yuanzhi's orgasm sing through their home.

It's all deliciously mapped out and Shangguan Qian can't wait for what comes next.

[autistichalsin]

I'm going to go off here just because I'm so frustrated.

So this drama all started when someone- a self-identified anti- posted a rant that I "wrote Halsin rape fantasy fiction." I was annoyed, as anyone would be, but even more because such a fiction didn't exist! But also, it sounded like a great fic, Halsin using a rape fantasy/consensual nonconsent to work through his Underdark traumas. So I said "you know what, I can't let the fake version of me you invented be cooler than the real me, can I?" And then I set to work plotting out Too Many Burdens to Bear, which would take about another month to be ready to post after that.

The group were angry at this, and soon after, they started a callout, cancelled me, harassed me, whatever word you want to use for this nonsense. They couldn't keep their story straight, from the start. Some of them claimed it was the simple fact that the fic was CNC that was wrong. Others, who were okay with CNC themselves but still wanted to have a reason to hate me, said my fic WASN'T CNC, and obviously that was the problem, it would be different "if" it was just CNC. (Then, when they were corrected, they....... never changed their tune.) Another said I was planning to write a fic about "Halsin being raped again" and had said "getting raped would help Halsin heal from his traumas."

It's like they're playing a game of telephone, but instead of changing a single word, the goal is to change the entire sentence.

Others insisted the problem was that I wrote it to "spite" the person who "only said they were uncomfortable with rape" (lol, then don't read it, you fucking dumbass!!!) I got told I was retraumatizing myself and others, that I didn't care about/fetishized rape, etc. They have since gone on to claim I posted the fic untagged, hoping to trigger the anti who started this.

These are the tags on the fic in question, which they would know if they bothered to LOOK at what they were criticizing.

Could this possibly be ANY better tagged? I even had someone who is squicked by PIV sex reach out to thank me because no one EVER warns for that. That's how above and beyond I went in avoiding squicking anyone.

Like, literally everything this group claimed about my actions being problematic falls apart with the most cursory check at the ACTUALITY of what has been posted.

And these people, who claim care SO much about rape, who care SO MUCH about survivors? Yesterday, Mish made a post about Neil (as in, Astarion's actor) getting sexually harassed, and one of these people replied that it was "hypocritical" to say so while supporting me, who writes CNC. When someone replied that this was about a real human, not fiction, they literally said they DIDN'T CARE. They care more about defending the honor of Halsin, a fictional survivor of rape, than they care about the real person who played Astarion, who is a REAL survivor of rape.

When Mish and I said we are both survivors of rape and sexual abuse, respectively, these people said we were "playing the survivor card" (an utterly vile thing to say). I received an anon questioning whether I was really sexually abused.

They also, at the same time as the initial bout of drama over my CNC fic, began calling me a pedophile because of an omegaverse Halsin headcanon I made. For those unaware, omegaverse is an AU with many related tropes. Which ones get used vary by the author, but they always include heats and animalistic behavior, and often include knotting, mpreg, themes of subjugation based on gender, breeding kink, and others. However, while the trope started as a kink one, it has since branched out, and some write fics without smut at all, instead focusing on gender dynamics, kidfic, or other aspects of the universe.

I made a headcanon that Halsin, who in that universe I headcanon as an omega- who, in omegaverse stories, can get pregnant, and have heats- would want children of his own. I headcanoned that after taking care of children at his commune after the ending, that this might trigger a heat for him.

A normal person would look at this and go "aw, Halsin has baby fever! Cute!"

These are not normal people, so they looked at it and went "ewww, this pedo thinks Halsin gets turned on by being around kids!"

They literally said this. While also admitting that they do not read omegaverse stories. Multiple people who do read them tried to explain that it's just how reproduction works in that AU, but this person just stuck their fingers in their ears and yelled "lalala HEATS ARE HORNY IF YOU WRITE HEATS IT'S ONLY TO BE HORNY HORNY HORNY! NOT LISTENING!"

After they accused me of being a pedophile for this, I fired back and said "if you can look at this headcanon and think it has anything to do with attraction to children, you're the pedophile." I should not have called them one back, and I apologize for it, but this person has since gone on to lie and play the victim, saying "I just said their tweet was a bit sus and they called me a pedophile FOR NO REASON." They also said that they "wouldn't have been so quick to call it pedo if [I] wasn't so open about being a proshipper."

If I wasn't so open about saying that fiction is not morality, you wouldn't have been so quick to say that my fiction represented my morality? Hmmm.

If you notice, their posts all have the same formulaic deception and manipulative slant to them: they will say something about the fiction I write/enjoy, or the characters I don't like, etc, with a personal attack against my character. When I respond, they will then claim to have been attacked, violently and without provocation, "just because" they (x), where (x) is the most blatant glossing over of their actions. Them calling me a pedophile became "just saying their tweet was sus." Them harassing me for weeks over a CNC fic that HADN'T EVEN BEEN WRITTEN YET was "just saying we aren't comfortable with rape." So uncomfortable with rape, remember, that they said they DIDN'T CARE about Neil being harassed, because CNC about Halsin was worse.

You would think these two things alone would be enough to utterly destroy this group's credibility; they are either blatant liars, or their perception of reality is so poor that nothing they say is to be trusted. Anyone who prioritizes a fictional character's rape over a real person's is not living in reality. Anyone who thinks baby fever is pedophilia should not be trusted on, well, anything. It would be like trusting a flat-earther to give geography lessons.

But unfortunately, people wanted to listen to them over Mish and I, and sadly, it's easy to see why. The antis positioned themselves so that if you disagreed with their harassment, you were "pro rape". And no one wants a label that toxic associated with them, so they jumped ship on principle. Even though Mish is the nicest person in the entire fandom and has never hurt anyone at all, even though Mish is an IRL advocate for rape survivors and against gender-based violence in her country and has thus done more for rape survivors than these people ever have or will. It doesn't matter to them.

Other equally bizarre accusations have been lobbed at us; I'm "lesbophobic" and "called all lesbians TERFs" (I called the rhetoric from a group of like five people TERF-ish, but since they think they represent all lesbians, they claimed it was against all lesbians- WHICH, by the way, is my identity as well. They are calling me a self-hating lesbian over this.)

This group has a history of starting harassment against people, then cry-bullying that the pushback they get is a form of lesbophoia; for example, a few months ago, they harassed a bi woman off of Twitter who asked them to stop being biphobic by calling it gross to ship Shadowheart, a canonically bisexual woman, with men. They branded this user lesbophobic and harassed her until she permanently deactivated. They posted that it was gross to ship Karlach with Dammon, too, and when a user, who is herself lesbian, headcanons Karlach as a lesbian, and doesn't ship her with Dammon chimed in to say why OTHERS ship it, they attacked her too. They attacked the actor for Rolan for sharing/supporting a fan petition for Rolan to be romanceable. They called Dave, Halsin's actor, a creep for sharing NSFW art of Halsin on his page, and tried to insinuate he was a pedophile (saying they wouldn't be surprised if he had a scandal like "that Genshin actor," who, for those who don't know, was found to have groomed a child online.)

They claimed that I "called everyone who doesn't like Halsin ableist", when what was actually said was that IF we call everyone who doesn't like Minthara lesbophobic because a lot of her fans are lesbians (which is a thing that one of them had just said), THEN using the same logic, we could say that hating Halsin is ableist because a lot of his fans are autistic. (Sidenote: this group of people repeatedly mocked my special interest (making meta essays) after being told it was my special interest, which is pretty gross, to me.)

It genuinely boggles my mind that a group of people can be so toxic to the actors and still given a platform in the fandom. This is entirely new behavior to me- even in the most toxic fandom's I've been in or rubbernecked on, harassing the actors was always considered the line not to cross and would make you persona non grata. It was the one thing everyone could agree on as unacceptable. Yet these people are openly attacking Dave's character and are still not only listened to when they make up allegations against people, but they are well-respected in the fandom. Either people don't think harassing an actor is a big deal anymore, these fans secretly AGREE with the harassment and slander against him, or (most generous explanation) they don't know who they're actually supporting here.

These people gleefully mocked my abuse from my mother. I said that some of Minthara's abusive actions (poisoning a romanced player without her consent) reminded me of similar actions my mom did, and are part of my aversion to the character. I posted this untagged- I even censored Minthara's name so that her fans wouldn't find it. But because they were cyberstalking me so obsessively, they QRTed it and proceeded to bring it up multiple times to snark about "the essential oils". When someone called them out and asked if they really thought it was funny, they answered, without hesitation, yes. They said that I had already "mocked my own abuse" by bringing up how Minthara triggers memories of her, so they therefore had every right to laugh at the bodily harm I faced when my mother would deliberately cause me asthma attacks by forcing me to inhale essential oils. Because I said that a fictional character's similar actions triggered memories of it. That was worthy of mocking to them.

So they support survivors of rape and abuse who have triggers related to fiction, unless that survivor is a survivor of child abuse who is triggered by their favorite character, in which case they deserve to be mocked. I guess they don't believe in supporting survivors who have trigger reactions to fiction after all... what a surprise. Almost like they never cared about anything they claimed to.

They're actually remarkably transparent about not actually caring about ANY issue they claim to champion. They claim to be fighting for rape survivors while harassing not one but two survivors from the fandom into mental breakdowns (the tweet about my mom was so bad it made me have a flashback, and their harassment of Mish did similar to her) and saying they DON'T CARE about Neil's sexual harassment because fiction about Halsin is more important. They claim to oppose lesbophobia while repeatedly attacking lesbians who disagree with them on anything from shipping to whether queer male sexuality is inherently predatory. I could go on.

Somehow, no matter how blatant it is that they don't actually care about anything, and are just using fake moralizing as a vehicle for sadism, people still keep taking them at face value. Again, I get it. They have positioned themselves as fighting against rape and abuse, so by extension, they have positioned it so that anyone who is against them is liable to be accused of supporting rape and abuse. It's a great system for them, really; bullying is a behavior that would otherwise be reviled, but by framing everyone they don't like as a bad person, as an existential threat to marginalized communities (who, conveniently, always have their own marginalized identities ignored until it becomes convenient to bring it up again to harass them for it), they turn their bullying into not only something acceptable, but into a moral act to be commended. A moral obligation, even, because don't pedos deserve to be hunted for sport? (This is the same reason why the alt-right is obsessively pedojacketing the entire LGBT community as they move to censor queer fiction, for the record.)

I don't know what else to say besides that I really, really hope that people are waking up to that group's nonsense, or at least that they will soon, and will realize that fiction is not reality, and that that group of known disingenuous liars and manipulators are being... disingenuous liars and manipulators, yet again.

Unfortunately, it's too late since they've already chased Mish out of the fandom, and I will honestly never forgive that group of people and their enablers for it. But I have hope that maybe the rest of the fandom will come around, especially because, as all of us who have experience with antis know, they are never going to stop. They aren't going to stop targeting people for everything from making a harmless mod that turns Scratch into Astarion to saying it's okay to ship Karlach/Dammon or Shadowheart/men to writing a fic about Halsin using kink to explore his trauma from being enslaved to being an actor for the show who retweets NSFW art of his character to making a headcanon that Astarion wants to dance with Tav to making an omegaverse headcanon... I could go on and on.

Sorry for the novel, and I hope this is the last post I make about this drama, but I am so beyond tired and frustrated. This hurt Mish deeply- the nicest person in the entire fandom- and seeing the raw sadism from her bullies, sadism that is being praised, makes me feel physically ill, honestly.

I won't be using any fandom tags for this post, but I will be tagging this with various proship related things since I feel this is relevant.

[lexirosewrites]

I can't remember if anyone has asked this before... In general (but especially for slick sundays), do you have any limits/squicks/things you'd just really rather not see/read? I have some heavy ddne ideas and I've seen other people put a read more in an ask but I dont know how to, and the last thing I want is to bother my favorite author or upset your followers or anything 😭

(using this ask as a reminder for everyone to submit their slick sunday asks today!)

my personal triggers are far and few between, so i’m not worried about limiting the creativity here. my brain separates reality from fiction exceptionally well.

that being said!!! i really super appreciate when you guys put trigger/content warnings at the start of your submissions to warn others, especially if they mention the following: abuse, violence, murder, dubcon/noncon, incest, bestiality, underage, or other “dead dove do not eat” topics!

i do my best to thoroughly tag all the posts anyway (including mpreg in case that’s an issue for anyone) but i know not everyone reads tags before they read the actual post and we want slick sunday to be for all comfort levels from seasoned dirty pervert to soft fluff magnet💛

[fallenhunnyapple]

This is just a really basic disclaimer because it's something that I've been thinking about a lot lately. Especially because of how prevalent it is in the Adamsapple community.

I have not nor will I ever do Mpreg stuff with my AUs or Works. No giving Lucifer or Adam afab genitalia, and no Feminization of either of them either. In all honesty, all that stuff gives me Major Dysphoria. This is in no way any kind of kinkshaming or moral judgement. Just, that content personally really squicks me out and makes me feel bad, I have the mpreg tag blocked. Its why I gave them a spontaneously spawned Egg in the one AU. A way to still have the domesticity and resulting child while avoiding the things I don't like/can't handle.

I just kinda wanted to get it out there because it basically seems almost Expected by this point and its even been joked about that bottom Adam/Adamsapple fans are all into Mpreg and I just don't want that generalization put on me when it's in fact something that genuinely bothers me.

Thanks for reading 🙏 Now back to your regularly scheduled dash

[straycalamities]

alright i been meaning to do this so:

what is and is not allowed to be done with any of my characters! this includes art, fics, edits, headcanons, whathaveyou

[general content/trigger warning for uncomfortable, possibly-triggering topics because this is mainly the gist of what i dont want to see]

x = never ? = ask for permission

do nots: x - no noncon (if you engage to work through your feelings, never make my characters the perpetrators, it skeeves me out) ? - no genderbends/sexswaps/whatever they're called anymore? idk just don't mess with their gender, pronouns*, or assigned-sex-at-birth as a general thing unless i already have or okayed you directly. triple-especially if they're not cis x - respect their romantic orientations/sexualities! if you don't know a character's then you can ask me, but yeah. ie: don't ship andrew with women, he's homosexual x - [NSFW] absolutely no ageplay kinks or anything like that with my characters. no raceplay. just..nothing like that. x - no pregnancy. no mpreg. no omegaverse. none of it. (i've come a long way from it being straight-up a trigger but still, yea,) i have had some of my characters naturally be pregnant/have babies but i'd rather handle it myself, if you know what i mean x - this is a duh, but nothing hateful/bigoted using my characters. like, for instance, i do joke abt shit and say mainverse!entre is a conservative but don't unironically use him for anything awful like that. joking/memeing around about his terrible political stances is fine though x - i would never write or have my characters telling anyone to "kill yourself" so please don't have them say stuff like that. even if it's a joke. it makes me uncomfortable. (there may be a few exceptions in my giant roster of ocs but as a general rule just avoid it) x - never use my ocs likenesses or art of them as art for your own ocs. that's never okay. my ocs designs are for my own characters only.

*it's okay to have neopronoun headcanons

okay! generally anything i havent said isn't okay IS okay, but just so anyone reading this has a clearer idea

it's okay to use my characters for expressing yourself, venting, or just personal stuff like that. if my characters help you through something, go ahead and express it. i'm happy they help :)

playing around with gender presentation (not gender) is perfectly okay with any of my characters

shipping in general is fine as long as it doesnt go against the don'ts list. i dont care who you ship them with

[NSFW] i'm okay with pretty much any other kinks other than anything that goes into noncon, bigotry, or underage so go wild even if it's not my thing personally i don't care. (ie: the swagtre piss fic? lol im not a watersports guy but chase your bliss)

my characters are all free game for anything horror themed as well. horror as a genre, body horror, psychological horror, whatever. go for it. i have a personal major squick for eye gore but i can handle (and enjoy) pretty much anything else in this realm. go as gorey or not as you like (just tag appropriately for other ppls sakes)

handling self-harm/suicide idealization themes is technically? okay? for my characters? just uh...be respectful i guess. and definitely tag appropriately. this theme is canon for a few of them so i am okay with it just handle it with care is what i'm saying

go ham-buck-wild with mental illness headcanons or projections or anything like that. i dont think i have an oc that doesn't have at least something, so if you see yourself in their symptoms, go for it. only some of them i have personal labels for some of their stuff but otherwise it's whatever. just be respectful, again.

kinning is also okay! kin, synpath anything like that. go ahead! go wild with it. i think it's neat. just be respectful.

and an important note to all of this, other than being respectful to others and the characters themselves, is to respect me. just because it's okay that you do it with my character, doesn't mean i have to agree with it or make it canon or anything like that. it just means i gave you permission to engage like that. so please don't come to me trying to ask or force me to change something about my own characters or get so lost in your headcanons you start to disrespect what i've established myself

and if you ever have any questions about them or any of this, just let me know. i'm always happy to help

also yet again DONT REPOST MY NSFW ART ARGHHHH!!!

[sreppub]

i feel like theres smth in the superbat koolaid because i used to be really squicked out by mpreg and now im getting thru my work day by thinking about pregnant bruce wayne

The power of superbat! I do my best to tag or readmore preg stuff just in case...

Bruce is just such a daddy. We gotta give him more kiddies.

[tennessoui]

dropping in to drop this then go!

[ryuichirou]

Replies

We’re back with more replies! Long ones today…

Anonymous asked:

Can you recommend us any tumblrs to follow?

Unfortunately, I can’t recommend any tumblrs either… we don’t even have a feed here, we just drop posts and leave; I am sorry. 😔 It’s easier to check my tl when it’s only my art there lol Once again, read this as an invitation to share your favourite blogs in the comments.

Anonymous asked:

Hello! I'm the anon from the headcanon ask about TreyRidChe and wanted to thank you for answering! I had to dig because for some reason the tag system wasn't working and I was never sure if it got answered until today! Again though as someone who likes TreyRiddle first and foremost (so the bias was perfectly acceptable) I do agree Che'nya would be more a provoker especially from what I've seen in the manga. (It's really in the way Trey was so much more enthralled by Riddle from certain pages.)

I am happy to hear from you again, Anon! And I am very glad that you found the post despite all the issues with the tags… it’s very difficult to find posts on this site sometimes, especially when there are so many of them, and the notifications don’t work all the time either. 😔 (By the way, here is the post that Anon is talking about!)

Also, I completely agree with you, I still think that their dynamic is basically like this. Like I’ve said in the initial post, Che’nya loves Riddle, but doesn’t mind sharing and ultimately wants his friends to be happy, and he knows how hopelessly in love Trey is with Riddle. The manga panels with these three are so pretty and filled with emotions…

Anonymous asked:

Omg I just saw your other reply about not liking ship kids, I'm so sorry if my previous ask made you uncomfortable or something ;;;

-Idia's womb tattoo anon

Anon! No worries whatsoever, this isn’t related to it and you didn’t make us uncomfortable at all. Like I said, there are certain scenarios in which we enjoy the theme, and if it’s dark and/or kinky, the chances of us being on board are always higher. Moreover, your ask is related to a comic that we posted ourselves, so it’s all good – we started it >:3c

What we don’t like is the 100% wholesome and genuine “our baby is kicking, can you feel it?”, “passing out because he’s just found out he’ll be a father” thing. Nothing against it, it’s just not our thing. I’m also just taking my time with a lot of asks because I want to reply properly, but my brain is small and my limit is a couple of replies per day 😔 This is why I am slow…

Thank you for your concern though! And I’ll reply to you in a moment 👀

Anonymous asked:

Random, but since you imagined you don't like pregnancy tropes, does that also count for MPreg? (which stands for male pregnancy)

tbh, MPreg is not my thing, but suddenly remembered that, that’s a thing. This brings me back to the good old days of hetalia cuz this fandom had a LOT of Mpreg going around, lol.

But in a world of magic and such is not impossible? I mean, Malleus did come from an egg, so like, yeah.

Just like I said in a previous reply: it depends on how it’s used. If it’s just a happy family, and the purpose of mpreg in the story is simply to put characters in the scenario in which they are expecting, it’s absolutely not for us; it could even get triggering at times. Even in terms of kinks, sometimes it works well, but sometimes it turns into a massive squick. I can’t even describe it in a way that would be 100% conclusive; it’s a delicate topic, I guess. If it’s more messed up or if there are darker themes involved, it’s much more likely to work, and with mpreg it has a lot of potential to be messed up by definition.

When it comes to possibility and magic, yeah, twst universe gives a lot of opportunities to make mpreg happen! Be it convenient magic, unique reproductive systems of certain species, or even something that simply exists in-universe. It’s funny that you mentioned Malleus because the idea of him being able to lay eggs certainly pops up in our conversations from time to time… the mechanics of that, the implications, the complicated relationship Malleus would have with it and stuff; there is a lot to talk about. (We actually have a kinky comic where he lays an egg and Lilia crushes it, but completely forgot about it... it’s been a while.)

And Azul too, I think we talked about him making Idia carry his eggs at some point. When it’s animalistic like that, it’s much more fun because it’s less real, more weird and a bit gross <3 which automatically makes it hot because Idia would be freaked out the entire time.

So yeah, it all depends, and honestly goes from -100 to 1000 at times lol, so it shouldn’t stop you from sending asks. If the theme is something that we don’t like or have nothing to say about, we’ll just skip it.

(oh god, good ol’ hetalia days! I guess we missed all the mpreg- or just erased it from our memories lol)

Anonymous asked:

have you ever considered Sebek/Leona?.

(you view Sebek as a top and Leona as a bottom so it doesn’t break your no switching rule right?)

Leona would get a kick out of “stealing” Malleus’s little boytoy form him and setting out to do so.

while Sebek the poor naive gullible croc has no idea how even ended up fucking Leona in the first place let alone that it was happening to get under his liege’s skin…

who knows if it even work to piss Malleus off though.

You know Anon, miraculously we did talk about these two in a couple of posts!

What’s interesting about this ship is that Sebek has no idea where to put Leona in his mental scale of important people: he really doesn’t like him, he hates how Leona treats Malleus, but he is also supposed to respect Leona nonetheless (Lilia and Malleus both remind him of that) + doesn’t like being dismissed by Leona for some reason. So if Leona wants to provoke Sebek into sleeping with him somehow, it’d be easier than one might think: Sebek really is gullible… but if he learns about Leona’s motive behind seducing him, he would get so angry and also disappointed in himself that he might actually attack Leona and get in trouble for that lol

Although the thing is, there is a big problem with Leona’s plan: if Sebek is having an active affair with Malleus (= being his little boytoy), it won’t be easy to seduce him. And if Sebek isn’t having an affair with Malleus, Malleus probably wouldn’t care much. So was the croc dick even worth it, Leona?

[hardly-an-escape]

by the way friends, I know there’s been a lot of conversation happening about tagging over the last couple of days.

I have not always been the best at tagging! I'm pretty thorough about tagging characters/actors/ships, but I haven't generally tagged for things like nsfw or specific subject matter (for example mpreg).

I've been lax with this for three reasons: partly because I have a general nsfw disclaimer in my pinned post, partly because I don't really post or reblog things that include much controversial subject matter or explicit nudity, and partly, to be honest, out of sheer laziness.

but I want my blog to be a safe and fun place for everyone who follows me! plus, I want to do my part to make sure that filters and blacklists actually function the way they're supposed to. so I will be more diligent about tagging from here on out.

and I don't want to put all the onus on my followers to ask for things to be tagged – that doesn't feel fair – but if there is something that you want to make extra sure I tag for (especially something that might not be considered a common squick/trigger) please feel free to shoot me a DM.

I haven't been super active here lately, and I'm trying to continue my semi-hiatus for a while, but I felt like this bore saying :)

[autistichalsin]

About me

Just making an about me to be my new pinned post. This will also serve as a masterpost for some of my things.

Name: Sammy

Age: 30

Pronouns: they/them only (I do let people close to me use he/him- you will know if I consider you that close)

Fandoms: BG3 obviously, some posts sometimes from Better Call Saul, Ted Lasso, Sumikkogurashi, and Pokemon

Generally I find DNIs useless as relying on others to enforce your boundaries never works, but I do not wish for my posts to be interacted with by conservatives/MAGAs, antis (people who think what you like in fiction is what you like in real life, that harassment over fiction is acceptable, etc), kink-negative people, etc. I also do not want minors interacting with me, and will block minors I see for both our protection. I will also likely block anyone who hates Halsin; I won't have anything for you and you won't have anything for me. I block as a form of content curation- don't take it personally if you get blocked.

Disclaimer: I post and reblog only takes that interest me. This is not a blog that will interact with all Halsin takes equally. Some have called that "pushing a certain view of Halsin". I don't care what you call it. I call it engaging in my blog in a way I enjoy. If you don't like it, the block button is at the top of my page.

Disclaimer: I post controversial content, including MPreg, omegaverse, and bottom Halsin. I try to tag MPreg content, but I won't always remember. I suggest adding these terms to your Tumblr blacklist if they squick you.

Permission statement: It is okay for any living, breathing person to use my headcanons, metas, and fics as the inspiration for fics, arts, etc, and you don't need to ask me (though I would appreciate being tagged!). This permission does not apply to AI. I do not consent to ANY of my posts or works being fed to AI.

My content:

AO3 is here

Get to know my Tavs and Durge

I will add the links to some of my Halsin-related series of posts here when I make them.

[lexirosewrites]

Happy Slick Sunday!

💦here’s another poll to get us started💦

**please keep comments and tags kind + respectful as squicks are not meant to have a moral basis, they’re a personal opinion/feeling**

[merlyn-bane]

this is probably going to be somewhat controversial and idk how articulate it's going to be

but if we are going to be decoupling pregnancy from womanhood (which we absolutely should be doing), is it not also time to move past the term 'mpreg' in fandom? isn't treating the idea of men carrying as a separate category/tag sort of counterintuitive to the goal of normalizing that idea?

i understand that anatomically impossible pregnancy is a genuine squick for some people, but i think we need to find a way to be more specific about what we actually mean when we tag such things

i don't know what the best replacement tag would be, but i do think it's time to start having that conversation

[thebisexualwreckoning]

Not me stumbling mpreg fic because it wasn’t tagged and mpreg squicks me out but we will persevere because this one does not have the weird fetishy bits that I dislike about mpreg usually and it isn’t omegaverse which no matter how good the story is I cannot read but anyway yes, I’m crying, let’s go I guess lets fucking go?