#squick tag: mpreg

[tennessoui]

If I don't put this out there I'll perish. I need it out of my head -- Tw for mpreg i guess - AU where anakin defeated palpatine but at the cost of his connection to the force - its there but much much weaker now. He still holds sway as Chosen One however, n the feat of killing palpatine is not a small weight to throw around. The senate is in shambles, the Jedi's credibility is not doing much better. They need an out - they need good publicity.

There is a neutral planet that has stayed out of the war by some miracle - wealthy, but not overly so. High resources, but just a respectable amount. Stewjon is ruled by King Qui-Gon Jinn and he is unattached. The opportunity just presents itself. Jedi negotiated the hand of the Chosen One. A trade - the Chosen One for Stewjon's reputation as a steadfast, respectable planet to extend to the Order. Anakin, in all of his exhaustion and jadedness, in all his sadness of losing his connection to the Force, barely made any protest.

And so King Qui-Gon Jinn n Anakin marries.

What no one tells Anakin, is that QG has a beloved mistress. A lady in the lower court - Lady Tahl who he loves and loves him back for years but couldnt marry for her station. Anakin knew he was entering a loveless marriage, but he had hoped they could learn to love each other. If not romantically then as friends. Enough to get by, enough to procure heirs. But his husband is faithful to Lady Tahl and Anakin is the usurper despite wearing QG's ring on his finger.

The court knows why Anakin cant conceive. Its hardly his fault. But hes made an easy target for court ridicule - hes paying for QG's infidelity. QG regrets it, he does. He tries to protect Anakin as best as he can but his best is the bare minimum. Anakin suffers. Already wrung out, hes subdued. Puts in enough attitude to absolove the Order of their guilt when Yoda and Mace checks in. He thinks Plo wants to take him away. He thinks he can feel Luminara's heartbreak in the Force. He ignores them for the Council's sake.

Then the crown prince returns. Crown Prince Obi-Wan, Commander of the City Guards, Protector of the Realm, The Negotiator returns from his interplanetary travels. Obi-Wan has sent his apologies and wedding gifts to his adoptive father and his new husband, all the while praying that GQ would be kind to this Anakin person. Obiwan knows very well how unintentionally hurtful GQ can be, even when hes not wrapped up in Lady Tahl. Obiwan likes Lady Tahl enough - shes kind to him and its a shame that QG and her cannot marry, but still Obiwan prays and hope that his adoptive father would be kind to Anakin.

Well. Looking at the state of the court it was a fanciful thought. Looking at Anakin, though- Obiwan wonders if maybe this is a sign from the gods, from the Force. Because one look at Anakin in Stewjon colours, with the consort diadem on his head, pearls in hair, Obiwan can only think that this is meant to be. This is preordained. Anakin can only be his.

And Anakin, for the first time since he defeated Palpatine, can actually feel the silk touches of the Force at his fingertips. How it whispers in his ears and brush against his sides. But only when he looks at Obiwan. Only when Obiwan touches the back of his hand, when he guides anakin through doors with a hand at the small of his back, when he glides a finger down Anakins arm and slot their hands together. When Obiwan braids his hair and weaves little beads of kyber in between strands, in the mornings after.

When Anakin and QG announces their first pregnancy, the court is shocked. They look at Lady Tahl who looks indifferent, politely clapping with the rest. Theyre puzzled and look at QG whose smile seems genuine enough. Theyre taken aback when they look at the Consort's bright, pleasant smile. At how he glows, utterly radiant, and the name Chosen One makes so much sense now with how the light catches fetchingly in his hair, glinting off little gems weaved in the locks.

So enthralled by the mystery they are that they missed the Crown Prince's cool politeness, smile as empty as his eyes, staring at the his King and Consort on the dais. Eyes only softening when he looks at Anakin, but not too long lest the longing and yearning shows. He wonders, quietly, treacherously, how long it would take to gather supporters. How difficult it would be to back QG into a corner then throw him a lifeline - to be able to marry Tahl and live a quiet life.

Or converse to that, how difficult it would be to back certain figures into a corner. Manipulate and deceive all that QG and Anakins marriage is a mistake. That Lady Tahl was the right choice after all. That she has distant relations in other systems that would be more beneficial to the Stewjonians than an Order without teeth. Perhaps, to keep the agreement still in place my technicality alone, they could always convince the Crown Prince to marry the deposed Consort.

Obiwan schemes and schemes - theres no telling which one he chooses, but it always ends with him and Anakin together, with their children for years and years till death do them part.

[That's it - thanks, I really needed that out of my head. Hope you like.]

ooo I love a political intrigue! Publishing so other people can read :> what a journey! You should definitely write this plot bunny it sounds delectable! I love an au where a relationship is presumed without much of an actual relationship existing—it restrains one character while the other character is left confused (if the presumed relationship isn’t public)

also there’s never enough stories playing with the Jedi order as a planet or system of its own and arranged marriage will always be chefs kiss😍

[ifonlyweknewwhatiwasdoing]

Two Line Lie Tuesday

Two lines, I can do two lines.......

I can also do this many lines so I don't cut off dialogue don't look at me I'm not real.

Through ten pregnancies Obi-Wan hadn’t been worried about anything but with their newest, eleventh set of children, Obi-Wan feared that it was possible that his husband wasn’t attracted to him anymore and just the thought of it terrified him. “I’m sure that it isn’t you,” his mom cut through his thoughts softly, “That man has looked at you like you hung the moon since before you even married him. I doubt that it is anything that is relationship-ending, Obi. Please don’t look so scared. I’m sure it’s probably something a lot more simple."

This is JastObi oneshot that comes after the JastObi fic I wrote to go with it. Lmfao. I am the mess, just in case anyone is wondering.

[goldammerchen]

my pregnant gils are actually gravid and have birds that will turn humanoid-bird hybrids like him (two projects), or is a devil and has fucking pups, that are almost right away send to hell to be raised there (so evil shapeshifter demon stuck with pussy until puppy is out and yeeted). maybe the firstborn will return for mommy and be a fucking weirdo...

[randomingoftherandomness]

Many pitied Shangguan Qian, the poor girl who had to marry a man already in love with another man, no one knows that she wasn't bothered at all by it.

She never liked being touched by men and neither did she dream of pushing a child out of her. But she would have been a liar if she didn't admit to enjoying her bargain with her husband and his lover. She could live in luxury and, AND, watch every night his husband fucking mercilessly his lover. She could watch the bratty and arrogant Yuanzhi beg for more, and sometimes, she could prepare him for Shangjue opening him loose with whatever she wanted.

Little did she care if she had to lie for the rest of her life making everyone believe that the child Yuanzhi would give birth soon is hers.

Does it sound weird? It's okay if it's uncomfortable for you to write, I know I'm a little bit strange.

A/N: Fam, please NEVER apologise for dropping these types of prompts in my inbox. NEVER. I, too, am a bit strange. We can be strange together. The way I damn near screamed when I saw this in my inbox :) This is a delight.

Tags: Contract Marriage, Marriage of Convenience, Boypussy, Intersex Yuanzhi, Mpreg, Established Relationship, Consensual Cheating (if you can call it that), Pregnant Yuanzhi, Cousin Incest, Implied Age Difference, Implied Consensual Underage, Dead Dove: Don't Eat, Gong Shangjue x Gong Yuanzhi, Gong Shangjue & Shangguan Qian

🌶️🍋🌶️🍋🌶️🍋

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Shangguan Qian is rolling her wrist when she hears the front door of the penthouse chime. Pouring herself a glass of her favourite red, she smiles when she feels her husband come right up to her to greet her with a kiss to her cheek.

"Welcome home," She greets, surreptitiously wiping the back of her hand over where his lips were and gracefully taking a seat at the kitchen counter. She likes this counter top; Calacatta marble quarried from the Apuan Mountains in Carrara, Italy that she flew in to pick out herself. It's the same marble type that is used in all the bathrooms in this penthouse.

She spies a smudge near the far edge to her that ruins the gleam of the marble under the kitchen lights.

"How was work?" Shangjue asks. The timbre of his voice draws her attention to where he's fixing himself his own glass of red. He doesn't even like wine.

"Alright," Shangguan Qian responds. Taking a sip from her glass, she idly plays with the Cartier love bracelet her husband had given her as part of her dowry. "I'm going to be away for three weeks next month. One of my clients is having a party on their yacht in Ibiza to celebrate her third divorce and I've been asked to come with."

Shangjue nods, smiling serenely. "Ibiza, eh? It's nice this time of year. Just use my credit card if you need to buy anything for your trip."

"I will." She meets his eyes over the rim of her wine glass. Smiling sweetly, she throws her hair back. "Don't worry."

She's rolling her sore wrist when they both hear a muffled grunt from upstairs. Properly smug now and not bothering to hide it, Shangguan Qian leans back in her seat and says, "You should see what I left in your bedroom."

This earns her a raised eyebrow, but Shangjue does set his glass down to look at his watch.

"Is it..."

"Mmhm," Shangguan Qian hums, licking her lips. "And I've left him the way you like him best."

She has to giggle a little at the way Shangjue absolutely perks up in delight at that. She can understand why; taming a brat can be a world of fun if you're doing it right.

When they announced that they were getting married, it seemed like the world and their mothers pitied her. Who wouldn't be when the groom-to-be was just rumoured to be fucking a man on the side?

Well, it was less a rumour and more of the front page of every tabloid and gossip rag, and the hottest trending topic that every half-bit drama channel would report on, and the man is less a man, and more of a boy that was barely out of school and was the said groom-to-be's cousin ("distant. distant cousin," she thinks she can hear him say in her head, as if to soften the measure of taboo).

Shangguan Qian had been cordially invited to a private luncheon with on Gong Shangjue who offered her a contract and a lot of money for him to put a ring on her finger and his connections in her corner, and most importantly, his name behind her endeavours.

And two weeks later they were married.

She moves in to this penthouse the week after they come back from their 'honeymoon' in Paris which they'd spent apart every moment they didn't need to act up in front of the paparazzi they called on themselves -- him to the love nest he keeps in the 16th arrondissement to keep fucking the boy she'd yet to meet at the time, her to the Grands Appartements at the Hôtel de Crillon. She had a lot of fun shopping and getting eaten out by the receptionist when she clocked off work. It was great.

When Shangguan Qian was finally introduced to Gong Yuanzhi, she can finally understand the lengths Shangjue would go for his little angel. To say the boy was beautiful is an understatement; Yuanzhi has the sort of face that could easily grace billboards in New York's Times Square and the cover of every version of Vogue, but is at the same time, the kind of face you want to run with tears and kisses.

Sure, he's a bit of a brat, but when Shangjue is in the picture, the boy damn well melts. For all that her husband is known for his ruthless nature and his cold stratagems in the boardroom, she'd have to be blind to not see the way Shangjue adores him.

It's love. It's as simple and as complicated as that.

Shangjue invites her to watch them on the first wedding anniversary. Yuanzhi, unusually so when it comes to sharing his gege, had agreed, and Shangguan Qian was reasonably pleased to find that she enjoyed the experience of watching Shangjue fold his little lover in half and fucking him raw, that she didn't hesitate to accept the second invite, then the third, and a fourth, until it just becomes a standing invitation for them to keep their bedroom door unlock.

Not that she takes them up on it all the time, of course. She still prefers her carnal pursuits of the female variety.

But the trust is nice. More so when Yuanzhi discovers she's not half bad with her fingers and Shangjue likes how well she can truss his darling Yuanzhi up.

Just like how she's left him on the black silk sheets on their bed. She is very proud of her work today. Shangguan Qian made sure to tie Yuanzhi up in a way that showcased his pregnant bump.

Because that's the other reason why Shangjue would burn the world just to have a boy a good deal younger than himself and one who was barely done with high school when he'd first slid that contract over to her.

Shangguan Qian rolls her wrist and finishes up the rest of her wine. Taking hers and Shangjue's glasses to the sink, she rinses them out and places them in the dishwasher. Above, she hears the muffled wet and slick sounds of Shangjue slamming into his lover and Yuanzhi soft stuttering cries. Shangguan Qian hears something mumbled before Yuanzhi starts moaning like a two-bit whore loud enough that if she hadn't known that they're the only unit on this floor, she'd be worried about the neighbours.

The fool must be fucking with the door open again.

Shangguan Qian can only hope Shangjue isn't so eager that he'd forgotten that Yuanzhi is 5 months pregnant and showing, because the thing is, Yuanzhi is unique. Unique in the way that when she'd been trusted with this last secret puzzle piece, she had to take a moment to reorient herself.

Yuanzhi, the blessed boy, had blushed crimson when Shangjue told him to lean back and hold himself open for Shangguan Qian to see.

And see she did.

A pretty boypussy that glistened, leaking a stream of white and gaping from the breeding that Shangjue had been doing, and a little cocklet that Shangjue had thumbed back just so that she could see him better.

Her bracelet clinks against her watch and she clicks her tongue. Picking up her second phone, she flicks through her contacts and texts one of her regulars if she'd be free for a quick rendezvous tonight.

Yuanzhi had gone off his birth control the month before that night. The test results had come back positive two months later.

The sounds of Yuanzhi's lewd little whimpers grow louder with each slap of flesh to flesh.

Shangguan Qian spies the smudge on the marble again and wipes it clean with the sleeve of her loose, oversized cashmere sweater. They'd must have been fucking on the countertop when she wasn't home.

No matter.

Shangjue's contract had made it clear that this marriage of theirs will last just 2 years and 3 days, and not a day more. After their show of a divorce, there'll be money set aside for her that will comfortably cushion her for the rest of her life if she so chose. And, as an added bonus, she'll be getting full custody for the baby that's in Yuanzhi's belly. Oh, they'll be the heir to Shangjue's empire, no question about that, but Shangguan Qian will get to play mother until the child is 12, which is when there'll be a planned show for Shangjue to negotiate for shared custody.

To top it all of, Shangjue had her sign an ironclad NDA.

Her phone chimes and it's just one word. She smiles, picking up her bag, walking to the front door at the same time that she hears Yuanzhi's orgasm sing through their home.

It's all deliciously mapped out and Shangguan Qian can't wait for what comes next.

[autistichalsin]

About me

Just making an about me to be my new pinned post. This will also serve as a masterpost for some of my things.

Name: Sammy

Age: 30

Pronouns: they/them only (I do let people close to me use he/him- you will know if I consider you that close)

Fandoms: BG3 obviously, some posts sometimes from Better Call Saul, Ted Lasso, Sumikkogurashi, and Pokemon

Generally I find DNIs useless as relying on others to enforce your boundaries never works, but I do not wish for my posts to be interacted with by conservatives/MAGAs, antis (people who think what you like in fiction is what you like in real life, that harassment over fiction is acceptable, etc), kink-negative people, etc. I also do not want minors interacting with me, and will block minors I see for both our protection. I will also likely block anyone who hates Halsin; I won't have anything for you and you won't have anything for me. I block as a form of content curation- don't take it personally if you get blocked.

Disclaimer: I post and reblog only takes that interest me. This is not a blog that will interact with all Halsin takes equally. Some have called that "pushing a certain view of Halsin". I don't care what you call it. I call it engaging in my blog in a way I enjoy. If you don't like it, the block button is at the top of my page.

Disclaimer: I post controversial content, including MPreg, omegaverse, and bottom Halsin. I try to tag MPreg content, but I won't always remember. I suggest adding these terms to your Tumblr blacklist if they squick you.

Permission statement: It is okay for any living, breathing person to use my headcanons, metas, and fics as the inspiration for fics, arts, etc, and you don't need to ask me (though I would appreciate being tagged!). This permission does not apply to AI. I do not consent to ANY of my posts or works being fed to AI.

My content:

AO3 is here

Get to know my Tavs and Durge

I will add the links to some of my Halsin-related series of posts here when I make them.

[fallenhunnyapple]

This is just a really basic disclaimer because it's something that I've been thinking about a lot lately. Especially because of how prevalent it is in the Adamsapple community.

I have not nor will I ever do Mpreg stuff with my AUs or Works. No giving Lucifer or Adam afab genitalia, and no Feminization of either of them either. In all honesty, all that stuff gives me Major Dysphoria. This is in no way any kind of kinkshaming or moral judgement. Just, that content personally really squicks me out and makes me feel bad, I have the mpreg tag blocked. Its why I gave them a spontaneously spawned Egg in the one AU. A way to still have the domesticity and resulting child while avoiding the things I don't like/can't handle.

I just kinda wanted to get it out there because it basically seems almost Expected by this point and its even been joked about that bottom Adam/Adamsapple fans are all into Mpreg and I just don't want that generalization put on me when it's in fact something that genuinely bothers me.

Thanks for reading 🙏 Now back to your regularly scheduled dash

[straycalamities]

alright i been meaning to do this so:

what is and is not allowed to be done with any of my characters! this includes art, fics, edits, headcanons, whathaveyou

[general content/trigger warning for uncomfortable, possibly-triggering topics because this is mainly the gist of what i dont want to see]

x = never ? = ask for permission

do nots: x - no noncon (if you engage to work through your feelings, never make my characters the perpetrators, it skeeves me out) ? - no genderbends/sexswaps/whatever they're called anymore? idk just don't mess with their gender, pronouns*, or assigned-sex-at-birth as a general thing unless i already have or okayed you directly. triple-especially if they're not cis x - respect their romantic orientations/sexualities! if you don't know a character's then you can ask me, but yeah. ie: don't ship andrew with women, he's homosexual x - [NSFW] absolutely no ageplay kinks or anything like that with my characters. no raceplay. just..nothing like that. x - no pregnancy. no mpreg. no omegaverse. none of it. (i've come a long way from it being straight-up a trigger but still, yea,) i have had some of my characters naturally be pregnant/have babies but i'd rather handle it myself, if you know what i mean x - this is a duh, but nothing hateful/bigoted using my characters. like, for instance, i do joke abt shit and say mainverse!entre is a conservative but don't unironically use him for anything awful like that. joking/memeing around about his terrible political stances is fine though x - i would never write or have my characters telling anyone to "kill yourself" so please don't have them say stuff like that. even if it's a joke. it makes me uncomfortable. (there may be a few exceptions in my giant roster of ocs but as a general rule just avoid it) x - never use my ocs likenesses or art of them as art for your own ocs. that's never okay. my ocs designs are for my own characters only.

*it's okay to have neopronoun headcanons

okay! generally anything i havent said isn't okay IS okay, but just so anyone reading this has a clearer idea

it's okay to use my characters for expressing yourself, venting, or just personal stuff like that. if my characters help you through something, go ahead and express it. i'm happy they help :)

playing around with gender presentation (not gender) is perfectly okay with any of my characters

shipping in general is fine as long as it doesnt go against the don'ts list. i dont care who you ship them with

[NSFW] i'm okay with pretty much any other kinks other than anything that goes into noncon, bigotry, or underage so go wild even if it's not my thing personally i don't care. (ie: the swagtre piss fic? lol im not a watersports guy but chase your bliss)

my characters are all free game for anything horror themed as well. horror as a genre, body horror, psychological horror, whatever. go for it. i have a personal major squick for eye gore but i can handle (and enjoy) pretty much anything else in this realm. go as gorey or not as you like (just tag appropriately for other ppls sakes)

handling self-harm/suicide idealization themes is technically? okay? for my characters? just uh...be respectful i guess. and definitely tag appropriately. this theme is canon for a few of them so i am okay with it just handle it with care is what i'm saying

go ham-buck-wild with mental illness headcanons or projections or anything like that. i dont think i have an oc that doesn't have at least something, so if you see yourself in their symptoms, go for it. only some of them i have personal labels for some of their stuff but otherwise it's whatever. just be respectful, again.

kinning is also okay! kin, synpath anything like that. go ahead! go wild with it. i think it's neat. just be respectful.

and an important note to all of this, other than being respectful to others and the characters themselves, is to respect me. just because it's okay that you do it with my character, doesn't mean i have to agree with it or make it canon or anything like that. it just means i gave you permission to engage like that. so please don't come to me trying to ask or force me to change something about my own characters or get so lost in your headcanons you start to disrespect what i've established myself

and if you ever have any questions about them or any of this, just let me know. i'm always happy to help

also yet again DONT REPOST MY NSFW ART ARGHHHH!!!

[ryuichirou]

Replies

We’re back with more replies! Long ones today…

Anonymous asked:

Can you recommend us any tumblrs to follow?

Unfortunately, I can’t recommend any tumblrs either… we don’t even have a feed here, we just drop posts and leave; I am sorry. 😔 It’s easier to check my tl when it’s only my art there lol Once again, read this as an invitation to share your favourite blogs in the comments.

Anonymous asked:

Hello! I'm the anon from the headcanon ask about TreyRidChe and wanted to thank you for answering! I had to dig because for some reason the tag system wasn't working and I was never sure if it got answered until today! Again though as someone who likes TreyRiddle first and foremost (so the bias was perfectly acceptable) I do agree Che'nya would be more a provoker especially from what I've seen in the manga. (It's really in the way Trey was so much more enthralled by Riddle from certain pages.)

I am happy to hear from you again, Anon! And I am very glad that you found the post despite all the issues with the tags… it’s very difficult to find posts on this site sometimes, especially when there are so many of them, and the notifications don’t work all the time either. 😔 (By the way, here is the post that Anon is talking about!)

Also, I completely agree with you, I still think that their dynamic is basically like this. Like I’ve said in the initial post, Che’nya loves Riddle, but doesn’t mind sharing and ultimately wants his friends to be happy, and he knows how hopelessly in love Trey is with Riddle. The manga panels with these three are so pretty and filled with emotions…

Anonymous asked:

Omg I just saw your other reply about not liking ship kids, I'm so sorry if my previous ask made you uncomfortable or something ;;;

-Idia's womb tattoo anon

Anon! No worries whatsoever, this isn’t related to it and you didn’t make us uncomfortable at all. Like I said, there are certain scenarios in which we enjoy the theme, and if it’s dark and/or kinky, the chances of us being on board are always higher. Moreover, your ask is related to a comic that we posted ourselves, so it’s all good – we started it >:3c

What we don’t like is the 100% wholesome and genuine “our baby is kicking, can you feel it?”, “passing out because he’s just found out he’ll be a father” thing. Nothing against it, it’s just not our thing. I’m also just taking my time with a lot of asks because I want to reply properly, but my brain is small and my limit is a couple of replies per day 😔 This is why I am slow…

Thank you for your concern though! And I’ll reply to you in a moment 👀

Anonymous asked:

Random, but since you imagined you don't like pregnancy tropes, does that also count for MPreg? (which stands for male pregnancy)

tbh, MPreg is not my thing, but suddenly remembered that, that’s a thing. This brings me back to the good old days of hetalia cuz this fandom had a LOT of Mpreg going around, lol.

But in a world of magic and such is not impossible? I mean, Malleus did come from an egg, so like, yeah.

Just like I said in a previous reply: it depends on how it’s used. If it’s just a happy family, and the purpose of mpreg in the story is simply to put characters in the scenario in which they are expecting, it’s absolutely not for us; it could even get triggering at times. Even in terms of kinks, sometimes it works well, but sometimes it turns into a massive squick. I can’t even describe it in a way that would be 100% conclusive; it’s a delicate topic, I guess. If it’s more messed up or if there are darker themes involved, it’s much more likely to work, and with mpreg it has a lot of potential to be messed up by definition.

When it comes to possibility and magic, yeah, twst universe gives a lot of opportunities to make mpreg happen! Be it convenient magic, unique reproductive systems of certain species, or even something that simply exists in-universe. It’s funny that you mentioned Malleus because the idea of him being able to lay eggs certainly pops up in our conversations from time to time… the mechanics of that, the implications, the complicated relationship Malleus would have with it and stuff; there is a lot to talk about. (We actually have a kinky comic where he lays an egg and Lilia crushes it, but completely forgot about it... it’s been a while.)

And Azul too, I think we talked about him making Idia carry his eggs at some point. When it’s animalistic like that, it’s much more fun because it’s less real, more weird and a bit gross <3 which automatically makes it hot because Idia would be freaked out the entire time.

So yeah, it all depends, and honestly goes from -100 to 1000 at times lol, so it shouldn’t stop you from sending asks. If the theme is something that we don’t like or have nothing to say about, we’ll just skip it.

(oh god, good ol’ hetalia days! I guess we missed all the mpreg- or just erased it from our memories lol)

Anonymous asked:

have you ever considered Sebek/Leona?.

(you view Sebek as a top and Leona as a bottom so it doesn’t break your no switching rule right?)

Leona would get a kick out of “stealing” Malleus’s little boytoy form him and setting out to do so.

while Sebek the poor naive gullible croc has no idea how even ended up fucking Leona in the first place let alone that it was happening to get under his liege’s skin…

who knows if it even work to piss Malleus off though.

You know Anon, miraculously we did talk about these two in a couple of posts!

What’s interesting about this ship is that Sebek has no idea where to put Leona in his mental scale of important people: he really doesn’t like him, he hates how Leona treats Malleus, but he is also supposed to respect Leona nonetheless (Lilia and Malleus both remind him of that) + doesn’t like being dismissed by Leona for some reason. So if Leona wants to provoke Sebek into sleeping with him somehow, it’d be easier than one might think: Sebek really is gullible… but if he learns about Leona’s motive behind seducing him, he would get so angry and also disappointed in himself that he might actually attack Leona and get in trouble for that lol

Although the thing is, there is a big problem with Leona’s plan: if Sebek is having an active affair with Malleus (= being his little boytoy), it won’t be easy to seduce him. And if Sebek isn’t having an affair with Malleus, Malleus probably wouldn’t care much. So was the croc dick even worth it, Leona?

[tennessoui]

kit ...... spare road trip au crumbs please ?

may I interest you in some head canons for roadtrip au? 🧐

after they return and they’re all in love and gross and forever mates about everything, both of them overcorrect to the point where they’re demonstrating unhinged behavior at totally new levels.

The roadtrip was just so much exposure of vulnerable obi-wan that neither of them actually really want him to leave the apartment again until the baby arrives, save for his appointments and all the times it’s necessary to leave the house. Their instincts hate this though. Anakin especially is inconsolable. Anakin also finds a job that allows him to work fully remote so he can be around Obi-Wan more than he already was.

They’re not going to physically bite/mate until after the baby comes because they’re both worried about obi-wan’s body trying to appease the new alpha by getting rid of the baby (similar theme was in “what’s mine is yours is ours”)

obi-wan tries to wake up early one morning and make them pancakes as a surprise (and to satisfy a craving) and while he‘a making a mess of the kitchen, anakin comes tearing out of the bedroom looking for him because he wasn’t there when he woke up!!!! He was worried!!!

(Obi-Wan eats the pancakes while Anakin glowers at him across the table and refuses to touch his plate because it’s HIS job to make food to satisfy obi-wan’s cravings and also the heart attack he had when he woke to No Obi-Wan really put him off his appetite 😡)

[merlyn-bane]

this is probably going to be somewhat controversial and idk how articulate it's going to be

but if we are going to be decoupling pregnancy from womanhood (which we absolutely should be doing), is it not also time to move past the term 'mpreg' in fandom? isn't treating the idea of men carrying as a separate category/tag sort of counterintuitive to the goal of normalizing that idea?

i understand that anatomically impossible pregnancy is a genuine squick for some people, but i think we need to find a way to be more specific about what we actually mean when we tag such things

i don't know what the best replacement tag would be, but i do think it's time to start having that conversation

[thebisexualwreckoning]

Not me stumbling mpreg fic because it wasn’t tagged and mpreg squicks me out but we will persevere because this one does not have the weird fetishy bits that I dislike about mpreg usually and it isn’t omegaverse which no matter how good the story is I cannot read but anyway yes, I’m crying, let’s go I guess lets fucking go?

[fmaoldficarchive]

Ratings & Warnings

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When viewing fics on this blog, you might notice something strange - some fics have two different ratings listed, one in regular print and one in bold italics. And those with a single rating may have a word like 'accurate' or brief descriptions written alongside them. So what gives?

This blog uses a 'secondary rating' system. It roughly follows ao3's format, which is most familiar to readers today, modified to be a bit more detailed. It's made to help navigate old fanfics across many fansites which may or may not comply with a modern reader's understanding of ratings and content warnings.

The original, author-given ratings and warnings are given first in plain text, to the right of which I add, in bold italics, either an agreement that the fic meets it's modern-equivelant rating, or an annotation explaining what I believe the modern expectation would be and to an extant why (avoiding spoilers where I can). In addition, I add warnings and tags where necessary which people can block as needed

Ratings

What's acceptable by order of: swearing, horniness, violence, deaths, gore, torture and sexual violence topics General Audiences - Up to: mild swearing, romance without or with very little horniness, mild violence/fight scenes, offscreen deaths, no reference to gore, torture or sexual violence (everything that doesn't check any additional boxes below goes here) Teen - Up to: swearing, horniness without excessive details, violence, onscreen deaths, minimal gore, reference of topics such as torture and sexual violence without graphic details or visuals (for example - an 03 fic in which Rose's assault is mentioned but not explicitly described or flashed back to would get a teen rating) Mature - Up to: swearing, non-detailed smut and excessive horniness, graphic violence, onscreen deaths, gore and mild body horror, topics such as torture and sexual violence with limited graphic details (basically if Dante herself was a rating) Explicit - Up to and beyond: swearing, graphic or detailed smut, graphic violence, onscreen deaths, graphic gore and/or body horror, topics such as torture and sexual violence may be explicitly shown (where you can find both your royai pwp 150,000+ word count post canon kink meme megafic and your lizard envy mpreg BDSM mindbreak flowershop au at the same watering hole)

Warnings

I have added additional warnings to the original four offered by ao3 to aid you in dodging your squicks:

(aka a list of tags to block if you don't like something. Filter liberally and rejoice)

Graphic Depictions of Violence - self explanitory, graphically depicted violence. #graphic violence Incest - Save yourself the trouble of blocking every varient of Ed/Al, Ed/Hohenheim, Trisha/Al, etc. Just block #cw incest Major Character Death - the one tag I'm mostly leaving alone, what constitutes a 'Major Character' is nebulous and largely up to individuals to decide. #major character death is for fic whose authors specifically tag it, when or where else it's used will be based on my discretion or by request.

Medical tags:

| Emetophobia - so you don't have to miss out on all the other good sickfics just because vomiting squicks you: #cw nausea and vomiting

| (graphic) Infections - Fics containing graphic descriptions of infected wounds (along with descriptions of things like necrosis and pus) will be tagged #cw infected wounds

| Miscarriage and/or Abortion - Largely in relation to fics about Izumi, tags are #cw abortion, #cw miscarriage or #cw miscarriage and/or abortion to block fics containing either. Note: Due to personal squick on my part you will likely not see many fics containing graphic depictions of either of these things. Fics containing passing mentions, or which are short enough to skim are fine, but prolonged scenes I really just can't handle. If someone requests a specific fic alledgedly containing either to be archived on here, I plead Buyer Beware - I'll tag, I'll post, but I might not personally check to see if they're right, or if any other warnings apply.

| Pregnancy and/or Childbirth - #cw pregnancy and #cw childbirth respectively

Rape/Noncon tags:

|#cw noncon refers to 'onscreen' depictions of sexual assault.

|#cw implied noncon covers the discussion or reference to noncon, without it's direct or explicit depiction, which may still be triggering to some people but not others. (Like the ratings example: There is a difference between 03 Rose discussing what has happened to her and it being shown 'onscreen')

|#cw medical noncon is for graphic depictions of forced medical and or alchemical procedures and/or experimentation (such as the chimeras' creation).

Self Harm - #self harm encompasses all intentional harm to oneself, fics containing suicide or attempted suicide will always be tagged with this in addition to #cw suicide or #cw suicide attempt depending on the outcome.

Smut - Only interested in the violent side of the mature/explicit sections? Block this tag. #smut

Underage - Instead of needing to block every ship tag associated with this, block this one instead #cw underage. This tag currently applies to underage age gap ships of all ratings (e. g. Royed in a relationship in a gen fic will still be tagged underage if Ed isn't an adult for it) and sexual fics in which both characters in the ship are underage (e. g. a Ling/Lan Fan smutfic will get the warning, but a fic with them just kissing will not). Although you'll still need to block individual ships if you don't like them aged up either.

Vore - #cw vore Note: This is another thing I can't personally bring myself to read, will be done on request similar to graphic miscarriage.

Fics posted prior to Jan 1st 2025 will be updated to match this soon and this notice removed.

You can suggest additional tags or edits in the comments or reblogs and I'll add them. No, that one thing that bothers you is not stupid, you and your squicks are valid and you don't have to justify them to me or anyone else. Anyone who tells you otherwise isn't actually your friend. :D

[autistichalsin]

Could you tag the pregnant Halsin stuff with mpreg please? It’s more of a squick situation for me but I’m also slightly tokophobic so it stresses me out a bit sometimes. (I have no moral issue and really like your headcanons it’s just that it triggers my anxiety sometimes.) thank you!

Like I've said before, I am definitely trying to remember, but I do inevitably forget sometimes because i'm human. I would suggest adding variations of the word "pregnant" to your Tumblr blacklist just to be safe, because while I will definitely try, I can't guarantee I will remember. I will try to use the tag "preg stuff" though.

[mommaghost]

holy shit, a main blog

hi, it's ghost again. nonbinary, they/them, 25+ maternity, whump, and bumps

My Accounts are as follows:

My sideblog/original MG blog is mommaghosted

I do have an 18+ snapchat. Proof of age required.

Rules

➡️ Minors (anyone under the age of 18) should not follow nor interact with my content. I block on sight.

➡️ I'd prefer only 21 years old and up here.

➡️ Follow-Unfollow-Block as needed. I well and truly give not a single fuck.

➡️ Any kind of TERF, RadFem, Gender Critical, Fascist, etc, etc: there is not a goddamned thing for you here except broken teeth.

➡️ Not here for tradwife or fakey-tumblr-dominate bullshit. Mutual respect and consent or bust.

➡️ Not seeking a dom or sub. Considering allowing wishlists or tips on the blog for funsies.

Preferences

Fandoms: FFXV, FFXIV, K//H if I feel spicy and brave

Kinks, Tropes:

Mpreg, including TMpreg

Omegaverse

Labour partners/fluff

Lactation

Omorashi

Home/Water births

Breech

Twins

Impregnation

Realistic Symptoms (that a lot of people neglect to mention)

Comfortable birth partner

Panicky birth partner

Polyamoury

Found Family

Pregnancy fears, woes, complications.

Hurt/Comfort

Whump:

Bondage

Edgeplay (CNC)

Fear then comfort

Illnesses (Fever, body pain, generally feeling Gross)

Limits

Squicks

Quads+

Vore (general)

Cum facials

Hard Limits

Hard Vore

Hyper-preg

Hyper anything

Deathly harm to infant/new parent

Parasites (worms, wormlike)

Feeder/feedee, feederism in general

Rapid growth/preg

Boundaries

Do not harass me in my DMs

No, I won't roleplay with you

My one true love is the block button

Don't be weird.

BumpBunny's Belly Kink TierMaker

Tags

ghost posting

ghost responses

Will be adding more

[willowtreewhump]

Eagerly Awaited, Extremely Belated: Whump Intro! :)

Saw a bunch of Whump Intro posts cross my dash this week, so I figured maybe I should make one too! Goodness knows this blog’s been around for long enough without one, so might as well! :)

I’m 99.9% a lurker, and I’m not so good at being the first one to reach out- but I love talking to people who reach out to me, so feel free to message me anytime! :)

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Name: Tairana, Willow, or Flat. I'll answer to all 3!

Age: nearly 30 already, oof!

Mostly, I like to make whumpy art, and playing around with OCs- so if you want to yell about your OC whumpees, I want to hear about them! :)

I do like to write about my OCs as well, but I rarely ever polish it lol. So if I can ever get around to cleaning them up a bit, you may get to see it! I also LOVE crossovers and having my OCs meet others, so let’s play together in the sandbox with our characters! :)

I like a LOT of different tropes, and will read a wide variety of stuff. That said…

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Tropes I Like Best!

Found family, Recovery Whump, Slow Recovery, Escape AND Failed Escape, Caretaker/Whumpee, Manipulation, Self-Sacrifice, Hurt/Comfort, Semi-Immortality, Hiding Injuries, Intimate/Creepy Whumper, Choking/Strangulation, Collars & Restraints, Non-human/Shifter Whump, Supernatural Whump, Captivity/Imprisonment, Cults, Mafia/Mobsters, Exhaustion/Collapse, Wing Whump, Dub/Noncon, and way more lol.

(I don't know if I'll ever POST Dub/Noncon, but I do enjoy reading it- so if you write it, that doesn't bother me! If I do post any, you can rest assured it will be meticulously tagged!)

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Only in Certain Moods:

Lady Whump (not opposed to it and I have a few Lady Whumpees, I just tend to write men more), Character Death, No Whumpers (natural disasters, accidents, etc), Lab Whump (experimental type rather than medical), Pregnancy Whump (fpreg or mpreg, though I like mpreg best because it seems more distressing to me lol) (IRL pregnancy is A Big Squick, but as a whump trope it's somehow fine lol)

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Squicks & Dislikes:

Fingore, Eye trauma, most forms of excessive/fatal Gore, Emeto/Vomit, Cannibalism, Amputations (some leeway for this one).

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These aren’t exhaustive lists by any means, so if you’ve written something you want to share and the tropes you write DON’T show up here, that’s only because this would become one hell of a long post if I typed out EVERY trope I liked. :) So please, by all means, throw whatever you’ve got at me- I’d love to check it out!

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Now this kind of defeats the purpose lol, but I won’t be tagging anyone this time…. Mostly because I’m SUCH a lurker I wouldn’t even know who TO tag, and I don't wanna bug the friends I've already made! So if you see this, nice to officially meet you, let’s talk whump! :)

-WillowTreeWhump

[mavspeed]

I won’t lie I haven’t exactly been doing too many deep dives into the tag, but these are Recent-ish Bangers, in my humble (but 100% correct) opinion:

- You are my life, my pride, my joy by Neoptolemos on ao3 - Icemav are raising young Bradley, who wishes on a star for a younger sibling. Not A/B/O, is an mpreg but it’s really, really sweet. That being said if pregnancy is a squick, I would tread elsewhere

- you got the peaches, I got the cream by Saturn on ao3 - Mav, Goose, and Carole own a bakery, Ice owns the heart of a true simp and a pilot’s license. Super cute one-shot

- today, again, and tomorrow by Lacerta - fellas, is it gay to get stuck in a multi-day time loop with ur rival? Asking for everyone’s favourite disaster aviators. Admittedly, I am the target audience on this one, given that I go bonkers for any time travel trope known to man, but I recommend this one for everyone bc it SLAPS slaps AND GOOSE LIVES (eventually)

- ICE - In Case of Emergencies by thenofutureshoe on ao3 - to be fair I don’t know if this one counts as recent perse, since it has been going since November, but I love it so much that I don’t even care. Is it obvious that the top gun fandom has turned me into an exes to lovers stannie?? Is it??? (Ice and Mav are exes. Mav ends up in the hospital. Ice is still Mav’s emergency contact. Hoo BOY.)

- Watch his Six by Shearmouth on ao3 - I know it’s not technically icemav but it’s pre icemav. the universe itself (the authors notes) told me. Safe to say, I am never getting over this fic!! Mav gets Beat TF Up following Hop 31, and with Goose out of commission, Ice and Slider step up to the plate!! This fic has everything: the whump!! The pining!! The Goose living!! The Ice introspection!! The protective Slider!! That’s what it’s all about, baby!!

- additional rewards earned by mavissed on ao3 - IF YOU READ NOTHING ELSE ON THIS LIST, READ THIS ONE. Ice is a waiter at TGI Fridays. Mav is a reporter testing just how far their unlimited appetizers thing goes. Somehow, this forms the beginning of what I can only imagine will be a beautiful relationship, and what I do know is hands down the best crack the top gun fandom has to offer. I nearly peed myself while reading this and I have no regrets.

- the Back Full Of Scars Series by CaptainTucker and Wingwyrm on ao3 - Set in an au where corporal punishment is the norm in the military circa the 1980s, and Mav has an unfortunate habit of being designated as the go-to whipping boy. It hurts so bad AND so good. The Cain in this is probably my second most-hated in the entire fandom, the whump is delicious, and the protective everybody??? Oh yeah, that’s what it’s all about.

- Flowers For Sale By Owner by aelibia on ao3 - Mav gets hanahaki disease. Mav intentionally exacerbates the symptoms of the said hanahaki disease to sell his lung flowers for money. Goose and Ice both think Mav is an idiot. They are Right (it’s so funny. It’s so damn funny).

- By Night, My Love, Tie Your Heart to Mine by SOBERHYUCK on ao3 - And they were bunkmates! (Oh my god, they were bunkmates)

- Summer Rain by TunaSupremacy on ao3 - au where Ice and Mav didn’t go to top gun together, but did do the Layton rescue. Years down the line, they have to get into a fake relationship for Military Reasons. It’s only three chapters in, but the au is super intriguing and I’m very excited to see where they go with it :)

Honourable mentions go to the as lions update by qin-ling. Is it recent? No. Does it slap? Yes. Am I telling everyone I know about it? Also yes.

Pls enjoy my offerings lmao. I am in a foreign country where I know nobody, and have way too much time on my hands :D

OOOHHH thank you so much!! yeah I’m familiar with some of these I actually love watch your six and as lions omg although I haven’t been keeping up with the most recent updates ☹️☹️ but I’ll def check the rest out!