#sqh: ...sqq would've gotten that joke
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disgracefulthings · 2 months ago
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Mobei-Jun: So you reincarnated in this world with all your past memories. Hmm...
Shang Qinghua: What is it my king?
Mobei-Jun: How much older are you than me?
Shang Qinghua: Around 30 years
Mobei-Jun, pouting: I see. Qinghua must have had many past lovers
Shang Qinghua: Nah, I died a virgin
Mobei-Jun: ?????? How did people resist not fucking you?
Shang Qinghua: You know, if you existed in my past life then I wouldn't have needed therapy
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