#spookypost generator

[spooky-lord]

"Pokémon sv is very fun and it obviously has a lot of love put into it especially from a character design perspective" and "Pokémon sv is messy and buggy in a way a big company like Nintendo should do better than, but the dev crunch cycle means it doesn't get to live up to its potential" aren't actually contradictory ideas

[spooky-gore]

i do the dishes

i pick up the large knife

i stare at it

i commit its shapes and planes to memory

i think of all the things i could do to myself with this

i think of all the ways i could hurt myself

i don't do any of them

i put the knife in the block where it belongs

i don't feel any better

i don't feel any worse

[spooky-lord]

me when i get to hell

god i hate how normalized diet culture and shit like bmi and calories are. bmi is based on eugenics. calories are a measurement of how much energy something gives u and not at all of how much weight or fat ull gain. diets have been proven to be harmful and ultimately unhelpful in actually losing weight. fatness has been largely proven to not be inherently unhealthy and doesnt inherently cause health issues.

if anyone has more good links to add on then please do and if anyone knows more on this stuff than me then dont hesitate to correct me!

[spooky-lord]

i know going "x is just protocol's [archives character]" is super reductive but gwen really is stupid in the same way jon is

[spooky-gore]

the feminine urge to go lay in the snow until you freeze to death

[dj-offthechain]

pinned post??

I promise I'm very friendly and I only bite when provoked.

important info!

-> You can call me Damian <3 He/Him only please. I will not reveal my exact age but I am over the age of 18

-> I'm still in the process of figuring my sexuality out but I currently identify as gay and on the aro/ace spectrum

-> Do not ask me for my main blog I will not give it out

-> don't bring discourse to my blog I will explode you with my mind. let people exist.

-> send me an ask if you wanna know me better :) I'm always up for questions

-> I do not tag for drug mentions (I only smoke pot) or nsfw due to this being my personal 18+ sideblog

Tags!

-> #spookyposting is my under the influence tag

-> #djonthechain is for when I'm being serious

-> #hawkposting is specifically for my bf

-> #faggotryandotherissues is my general gayposting tag

[spooky-lord]

augustine: i’m mr. gaius’s right-hand arm. man. i’m mr. gaius's… everything. i’m his confidant. his best friend… his silly rabbit

harrow: his what?

augustine: his silly rabbit

harrow: is that what he calls you?

augustine: no

[spooky-gore]

me: i really wanna home hysterectomize myself. i should find guro art for that

tumblr: idk man somehow they don't have that art

[spooky-gore]

im not normal for being upset and im not normal for wanting to fling myself down the stairs or shove an icepick into my brain

[spooky-lord]

i have got to know what protocol only people think celias deal is

[spooky-gore]

thinking about the exact spot someone could behead me or slit my throat rn. no reason

[spooky-lord]

he got round ears and the nose shape doesn't match the girls... he ain't even an elf

hermey the elf was transgender

[spooky-lord]

rewatching mha and it sure is normal that there's a hero whose whole schtick is native cultural appropriation. stain should've killed you bro

[spooky-gore]

I keep telling myself maybe I'll get up the nerve to kill myself but lbr if i was going to i would've done it by now

[spooky-lord]

im biting your fucking ankles that's what's up

[video by dhtoomey. caption: Breaking news, short kings)