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Hannah: I want to open up a bar and call it Mommy Daycare

Me: where'd you get that

Hannah: I came up with it

Me: no you didn't, you're not that funny

Hannah: bitch, I funny

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Me: *evolves Pokemon, volume up all the way*

Hannah: God Sarah! Make me fuckin shit while I'm driving!

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Do her parents live in Thailand?

My sister watching The Bachelorette

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I'm sitting across from the hot dad! Oh shit, his daughter is right next to me

Hannah

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Hannah: I don't know what shoes to wear!

Me: why does it matter... Just wear your sneakers

Hannah: they have to match my outfit! No one wears keds to a bar, would you wear converse to a bar?

Me: yes

Hannah: yeah you would, weird ass

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Why my face upside down

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Hannah: I daydream too much while I drive

Me: you don't tell your passengers that...

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Hannah: look at all these magikarps

Me: catch em all

Hannah: why

Me: you gotta

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Little boy at the pool: how old are you?

Little girl at the pool: eleven, how old are you?

Little boy: the same

Hannah: he's going to masturbate for the first time tonight

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That time tumblr glitched and my sisters picture was on a car interior themed tumblr and I showed her and she said "what the fuck" really softly

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Me: what's the movie where the code word is like asparagus between two people and something bad happens and it sounds so normal to the bad guy when she says she wants asparagus for dinner or whatever but is actually a big deal like they're saying they need help, I'm going to try and google it to find out

Hannah: Sarah, you can't just google the word asparagus

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Me: I want to know if bugs fall in love. If when we kill them, their girlfriend is at home wondering why they never come back

Hannah: I'm sure, like an ant has a wife and ten kids with dirt couches, that's not even realistic, Sarah