#spongebob kinda ate dc up

[ormymarius]

anyone else find it hilarious mermaid man and barnacle boy are more well known to the general public than aquaman and aqualad’s partnership

[anti-pasto]

for the 200 ask thingy, i actually dare you to do all of them. :D

delgaskarthalexhere we go, anon: 

200: My crush’s name is: I don’t have one right now, I don’t get them often (if I ever had a crush at all)

199: I was born in: 2003

198: I am really: A 2005 emo kid x a 2008 scene kid x a 2014 tumblr fangirl x Kyle himself

 197: My cellphone company is: Apple

194: My ring size is: Honestly? No idea. Propose to me with a sword.

 193: My height is: Somewhere between 5′7″ and 5′8″

192: I am allergic to: Nothing I’m aware of 

191: My 1st car was:  94 Station Wagon, by request

190: My 1st job was: being this funny is a full-time gig

 189: Last book you read: Bone Gap by Laura Ruby

188: My bed is: “made”

187: My pet: I have a cat, I love her very much and I will show her to you if you dm me a cursed image

186: My best friend: We don’t use “best friend” for personal reasons, but they’ve been with me since I was 5 so, my one and only Bro

185: My favorite shampoo is: anything with “silky smooth” or “strawberries” on the bottle. i’m not that picky anymore.

184: Xbox or ps3: xbox or ps4  xbox

183: Piggy banks are: really useful

 182: In my pockets: wallet, keys, phone, earbuds, black pen/pencil, earplugs, mini flashlight

 181: On my calendar:  i’m meeting a friend for smoothies tomorrow

 180: Marriage is: something we shouldn’t push so much onto people. it’s a declaration of love, not an end-all fix-all to your life. i can’t ever see myself getting married but who knows!

 179: Spongebob can: continue to be a relevant meme

178: My mom: i mean. we function. i can’t really complain about my family at large but i am defiantly looking forward to living literally as far away from them as i can. 

 177: The last three songs I bought were? psh, you think i pay for music? (folie a deux, lake effect kid, believers never die volume two) (those are albums but its okay)

176: Last YouTube video watched: I watched Markiplier play Uno

175: How many cousins do you have? 11? 12? I lost count

174: Do you have any siblings? I have a brother

 173: Are your parents divorced? Nope!

172: Are you taller than your mom? Yes, I have been for a while

171: Do you play an instrument? dude HECK yeah! i vibe on piano, guitar, ukulele, clarinet, and im a drum major

170: What did you do yesterday? I went on a drive by myself.

 [ I Believe In ] 

169: Love at first sight: Nope.

168: Luck: Yes, but luck is something that can be engineered

167: Fate: To an extent

 166: Yourself: I’d say overall, yeah. I still have doubts tho

165: Aliens: Mmmmmm yeah

 164: Heaven: Yes

163: Hell: Yes

162: God: Yeup

 161: Horoscopes: without an ounce of truth, they would have died a long time ago

160: Soul mates: the greeks had seven words for love. i think we have multiple soul mates to fit each of those categories. there are definitely people we’re just meant to vibe with

159: Ghosts: i want to say yes but i really dont know

158: Gay Marriage: yes. its 2020. grow up.

157: War: in theory? no. war is kinda messed up. in reality? not everyone is going to be down to nice diplomatic conflict resolution, and not everyone is just gonna leave people *countries* they don’t like alone, so...

156: Orbs: ??? energies are real

155: Magic: vibes are real

 [ This or That ]

 154: Hugs or Kisses: hugs

153: Drunk or High: i am a child of jesus

152: Phone or Online: online

 151: Red heads or Black haired:  irdc but black hair bc i am Emo

150: Blondes or Brunettes: blonde?? ig?? easier to dye

149: Hot or cold: hot weather + cold rooms

148: Summer or winter: summer

147: Autumn or Spring: autum (screw spring)

 146: Chocolate or vanilla: vanilla

145: Night or Day: night

 144: Oranges or Apples: oranges (better to share with homies)

 143: Curly or Straight hair: i dont care but curly

 142: McDonalds or Burger King: mcdonald give iced coffee

141: White Chocolate or Milk Chocolate: dark chocolate

 140: Mac or PC: pc for vidgya gaemes

139: Flip flops or high heals: ...converse. please. i cant walk properly in either of those

 138: Ugly and rich OR sweet and poor: sweet and poor 

 137: Coke or Pepsi: pepsi

136: Hillary or Obama: this is kinda outdated but obama

135: Burried or cremated: cremated i aint watch spn for nothin

134: Singing or Dancing: singing. at least that gets better with practice

133: Coach or Chanel: chanel (thank u mr frank ocean and also the neighborhood)

 132: Kat McPhee or Taylor Hicks: whomst

 131: Small town or Big city: big city and if you say small town you’ve never lived in a small town

 130: Wal-Mart or Target: target

 129: Ben Stiller or Adam Sandler: who tf is this

 128: Manicure or Pedicure: idk dude probably pedicure i don’t like people touching my hands and i use them for too much to get my nails done

127: East Coast or West Coast: hnngggggggg west coast has more to do but east coast has better beaches and 

126: Your Birthday or Christmas: birthday 

125: Chocolate or Flowers: chocolate bc then i can give u some

124: Disney or Six Flags: ive only been to disney so disney (though i AM a HARDCORE rollercoaster stan so it wouldnt take much for me to say six flags)

123: Yankees or Red Sox: what 

 [ Here’s What I Think About ]

 122: War: unfortunately sometimes necessary but not as a first resort i went over this already 

 121: George Bush: is that the shoe guy?

 120: Gay Marriage:  be gay. do crime. kiss wife. or husband. or partner. basically, hell yeah

119: The presidential election: america need 2 b single and focus on herself

 118: Abortion: pro-choice and that choice should be made by the one carrying the baby

117: MySpace: tumblr’s dad

116: Reality TV: don’t talk to about abt this

 115: Parents: disgusting. go to therapy. 

114: Back stabbers: if you’re gonna stab me in the back, pull my lungs through my ribcage bc that’s what my ancestor’s ghosts are gonna do to you (thanks great (x a few times) grandma viking ily thanks for the hair:) )

113: Ebay: good for merch and selling books

 112: Facebook: zuck my dick, data-theif

111: Work: i like doing work? like- i enjoy completing tasks and seeing my hard work pay off? it’s not that bad?

110: My Neighbors: old. boring. want me to babysit for free.

109: Gas Prices: i cant really complain rn they’re kinda low and im a little broke so

108: Designer Clothes: i vibe to them, honestly

 107: College: not for everyone but definitely for me

106: Sports: marching band is a sport marching band is a sport marching band is a sport marching band is a sport marching band is a sport but only technically speaking though you can make fair comparisons to sports such as cheer, and gymnastics where the idea is to put on a show and receive a score in the form of competition. 

 105: My family: disgusting

104: The future: the future doesn’t exist

 [ Last time I ] 

103: Hugged someone: god, don’t ask me this

 102: Last time you ate: uhhh like 9 hours ago? it was dinner and i had pizza

 101: Saw someone I haven’t seen in awhile: three or four weeks ago by best bro came to visit and we vibed

100: Cried in front of someone: i finished twist and shout at school at the end of a very bad week. it was only a few tears but that’s as close as i get to crying

99: Went to a movie theater: whenever the last star wars movie came out

98: Took a vacation: last year i went to dc over summer break to see the Smithsonian, it was a lot of fun. i was supposed to go to altanta and florida this year but that didn’t happen for reasons

 97: Swam in a pool: last week

 96: Changed a diaper: never

 95: Got my nails done: never

 94: Went to a wedding: its been at least 6 years dude

93: Broke a bone: never, somehow

 92: Got a peircing: nope

91: Broke the law: technically, yesterday. 55 is too slow

90: Texted: just now

 [ MISC ] 

89: Who makes you laugh the most: the person in my snap named “junior”

88: Something I will really miss when I leave home is: my cat

87: The last movie I saw: probably into the spiderverse

86: The thing that I’m looking forward to the most: things going back to normal. or somewhat normal. i need school to have a schedule bc i absolutely cannot force myself to function without outside influence

 85: The thing im not looking forward to: ironically, school in the fall. the way we’re going back is going to wreck me more than lockdown already has

 84: People call me: i only ft one of my bros and they know who tf they are if you ask to ft you’re getting fuckin blocked mate i dont do that shit video calls are for WORK and SCHOOL thats IT. but ppl call me by my nickname irl, i go by screech on here. 

83: The most difficult thing to do is: listen to my parent’s political opinions? live in a small town? force myself to be productive without a physical influence and reminder? put up with that one dude?

82: I have gotten a speeding ticket: nope

 81: My zodiac sign is: scoprio/leo/gemini

80: The first person i talked to today was: the potential bassist for our potential band? 

79: First time you had a crush: uhh im still not sure if it was a crush but i wanted them to myself and they wanted (and got) someone better. we were just friends so it doesn’t really matter

 78: The one person who i can’t hide things from: the person on snap named “the great oracle”

77: Last time someone said something you were thinking: yesterday, it was my brother

 76: Right now I am talking to: in order of snap names, “vibin ~[^.^]~”, “russian umbrella”, and “mom” (not really)

75: What are you going to do when you grow up: hopefully, a job that makes me happy

74: I have/will get a job: as soon as i know what’s going on with school. but like as an adult? wherever will hire me and pay my fairly. being a barista would be fun, but at a local place (not in my current town)

73: Tomorrow: ???? time for bad poetry: tomorrow i will see my friend/ admist this lasting chaos/ we will be each other’s solitude/ while sharing fruity drinks/ and when we both come home/ a smile we will bring

72: Today: idk what this means so more poetry: today i will be sleep deprived as always/ i will think of them and weep/ but no tears will fall from my eyes/ for i know there is a reason/ we went our own way

 71: Next Summer: i fr dont know whats goin on so: next summer i will be/ as happy as can be/ because i will be in pain no longer/ the earth is sure to heal/ and i will heal with her/ so i can enjoy/ the heatwave of next summer

70: Next Weekend: next weekend i will spend/ my days wasting away/ maybe ill finish hannibal/ again/ not that serial killers make the dopamine stay/ i will not see my friends/ or talk to my family/ i will seldom eat/ and live off coffee/ this has been my life/ all quarintine/ god someone please help me

 69: I have these pets: i have four cats, three chickens, and a dog

 68: The worst sound in the world: my dad and grandpa talking

 67: The person that makes me cry the most is: Them

 66: People that make you happy: snap name time: the great oracle, junior, vibin ~[^.^]~, russian umbrella, mom, hero, booby-king 48, go to bed, son, pooper trooper, mac&cheese, plain egg biscuit, apple pie

 65: Last time I cried: i dont cry bitch (last week over officals that cant make up they gottdamned mindes)

64: My friends are: my family and i would die for each and all of them

 63: My computer is: an old hp but it play gaemes real good so it okie

 62: My School: is trash but the band pops off

61: My Car: old, fast, clean

60: I lose all respect for people who: are my dad

 59: The movie I cried at was: i cried over big hero six

 58: Your hair color is: blonde

57: TV shows you watch: supernatural, good omens, hannibal, parks and rec

56: Favorite web site: this hellsite or youtube

 55: Your dream vacation: out of the country with beautiful beaches, amazing food, and my best friend

54: The worst pain I was ever in was: the time i split the back of my head open, the time i split my chin open, and the time my then best friend said they didn’t want to talk to me anymore. i’ll let you guess which one hurt the most and which one i think about every fucking day

53: How do you like your steak cooked: medium or medium well. 

52: My room is: clean and a reflection of myself, or so i’ve been told

51: My favorite celebrity is: i do not engage in celebrity worship. ill follow them and reblog gifs/interviews but i dont really have a favorite. the less i know abt them the better.

 50: Where would you like to be: my own apartment in nyc

49: Do you want children: FUCK THEM KIDS BRO

 48: Ever been in love: i dont know if it was love. i dont know if it was a crush. what i do know id that i was attached and they didn’t feel the same, and why would they?

 47: Who’s your best friend: we dont really use best friend bc but “the great oracle” “junior” and “vibin ~[^.^]~”

46: More guy friends or girl friends: its 50/50

45: One thing that makes you feel great is: goin fast, the beach, playin video games

44: One person that you wish you could see right now: them

43: Do you have a 5 year plan: go to college, earn degree

 42: Have you made a list of things to do before you die: commit arson

 41: Have you pre-named your children: FUCK. THEM. KIDS. BRO.

40: Last person I got mad at: they do not understand that they do not know everything about something they’re not even involved in yet

39: I would like to move to: new zealand

38: I wish I was a professional: artist? musican? youtuber? who knows

 [ My Favorites ] 

37: Candy: nerds

36: Vehicle: 1970 mustang gt

 35: President: jfk only bc his assassination is the only good thing abt american history the rest of it is fucked up and shouldn’t have happened. also jfk’s song in assassians the musical goes hard

34: State visited: california

 33: Cellphone provider: verizon? apple? idfk

32: Athlete: what is sport

31: Actor: i don't watch shows or movies

30: Actress: i do not consume media

29: Singer: alex gaskarth or alexander deleon

 28: Band: fall out boy 

 27: Clothing store: hot topic (i will not apologize)

 26: Grocery store: okay harris teeter fucks but lidil’s has aloe vera juice and target at 9 pm energy so idk man 

25: TV show: supernatural...

24: Movie: big hero 6

 23: Website: tumblr or youtube

 22: Animal: snow leopard 

 21: Theme park: busch gardens bc roller coaster go fast

20: Holiday: christmas

19: Sport to watch: snowboarding bc its like skateboarding but on snow

18: Sport to play: anything with havy footwork (marching band is a sport)

17: Magazine: i do not condume media

16: Book: the ranger’s apprentice series as a whole makes up my all-time one favorite book

 15: Day of the week: friday bc its game day baybey

14: Beach: cocoa beach in florida but also i have so much left to experience 

13: Concert attended: i havent been to any notable gigs but i was supposed to go to hella mega

 12: Thing to cook: pancakes

11: Food: pizza or shushi

 10: Restaurant: chiplote

 9: Radio station: i like my local rock station and my local edm/top 40 station

8: Yankee candle scent: anything smoky or vanilla idc

7: Perfume: chanel no. 5 if i even wear it

6: Flower: Hydrangea

5: Color: orange

 4: Talk show host: cecil palmer

 3: Comedian: john maulaney

 2: Dog breed: yes

1: Did you answer all these truthfully? ;)

That was a trip. But it was fun, please do things like this more often. Also, I don’t consume media by choice. I’m not sheltered I just can’t be bothered, and I have enough going on. That being said I will now be sleeping. Thanks again, Anon, I hope you have fun reading this :D

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Who was the last person you took a photo with? Was it self-taken? My mom, and yes Have you ever tried to learn another language? How did it go? I did well in the classes but I didn't continue practicing after they were over so I don't know as much as I did. When was the last time you charged your phone? Like 3 hrs ago So, what are your plans for the near future (a year)? Start my job in a month, save up some money, move out in a year ish What can you hear right now? Tell me even the tiniest things. My tv is on nick at nite but the volume is super low, and my fan is on as per usual Where did you last ride in a car to and why? Home from the grocery store Do you drink alcohol often? Once a week, if that. It really depends now that I'm not in college lol I definitely drink way less Do you have any bills that need to be paid right now? I just paid my credit card for this month, and I have some coming up in the beginning of next month Do you know anyone from the Philippines? Yes What was the last type of soup you ate? French onion Do you use bar soap or gel soap? Gel What’s something you wish you’d never seen or heard? Trump. < haha yessss. I'm sure there are other things too like I don't like gross things like I can't watch surgery shows and stuff like that. What colour do you associate with the flavour mint? Green/blue When was the last time you had brunch? Like 2 weeks ago Does your bedroom door have a lock on it? Do you have to use it? It does but I don't use it, no one ever barges into my room when they shouldn't How many times a year do you travel away from home? Maybe like 2-3 major trips, and by major I mean far ish away for a few days, not like staying at a friends in dc overnight or doing a day trip somewhere Do you like your job? Why or why not? I start in just over a month! How about your boss? What’s your boss like? ^^^ Do you have a credit card? Do you rely on it? I do. It's more for emergency than for splurge shopping though I have to admit I am tempted to just shop til I drop with it lol Are you bitter about anything at the moment? Tell me about it. Not really tbh Who was the last person you saw a movie at the cinema with? Who paid? My dad and his fiancé. I think he paid Do you message friends and family on Facebook regularly? Nah I rarely use fb messenger What is the most played song in your iTunes (or other) library? So it turns out even though I haven't plugged my phone in to my laptop in years it still updates the "top 25 most played" because I checked the other day and stuff I added like a year ago was on the list...and my most played song is still Stockholm syndrome by 1D lolol it's just so good! Have you ever shared a house with a significant other? Nope Do you have a song in your head? Do you remember how it got stuck there? When I started this I had sweet creature stuck in my head but now I have "now that we found love" by heavy d & the boyz stuck in my head...I know I heard it on the 90s xm station today in the car but why all of a sudden it's in my head, idk When was the last time you did laundry? Last weekend Name three countries you would love to visit. England, Spain, Greece. (And Italy always but I figured I'd do 3 places I haven't been before) Do you still have a landline phone in your home? No How are you feeling today? Happy, sad, or anything else? I'm fine. What is your favourite brand of shoes? I love Steve Madden shoes Do you prefer to shuffle an album or listen to it start to finish? When I first listen to an album I'll do so in order, but after that I don't mind shuffling If you smoke, what’s your brand of choice? I don't Have you ever built a snowman? Yes Does it even snow where you live? NoVA is interesting because some years, like last year, it'll snow a fuck ton. But then this year it snowed maybe twice and both times we got barely anything. But it usually snows at least once or twice If you had to volunteer for a week, where would you like to volunteer? An animal shelter Who was the last person you made you upset? What did they do? I don't remember Do you have a crush on anyone? Tell me about them. I don't Have you ever had something signed by someone famous? What and who? I have some hockey signatures on my jersey, and I have posters signed by bands that aren't together anymore, and weren't ever super "famous" to begin with What was the last thing you said aloud? Night How often do you eat your favourite food? Idk what that is I like a lot of foods it changes all the time lol Have you ever fallen asleep on public transport? (including planes) I kinda fell asleep on a plane on the way to Italy...i suck at sleeping on planes though hence why I said kinda What room of the house are you in right now? Mine What was the last tv show you watched? Spongebob Have you been using Apple Music? I have! I love it and I'm so excited they have a 45 minute exclusive behind the scenes of Harry's album that I have yet to watch since I've been temping, but I'm finished and just chillin for the next month until I start my actual job so I can watch it!! Do you pay rent for the place you live? How often? I live at home so no How do you feel at this particular moment? Anything on your mind? I'm pretty tired and honestly thought about just exiting out of this survey but I'm gonna power through Does the place you work have music playing? What sort? N/a List all the colours you’re currently wearing? Gray, pink, green, black What’s your favourite type of donut? Chocolate glazed from Dunkin What do you usually eat for breakfast? Bagel or waffle or nothing lol Do you have any candles in your bedroom? Do you light them often? I do, I had one lit earlier Can you touch your toes without bending your knees? Yes When was the last time you went out for dinner? Last night Have you seen all the Hunger Games films as of current? Yep What was the last thing you said to someone else in person? Night Do you use Windows, Mac, Linux, or something else entirely? Well my laptop is dead so I use my ipad, so mac How many times do you call someone on the phone a week? Idk...5? 4? Have you cooked anything today? What was it? I made a cheese quesadilla for dinner What does your shampoo smell like? Roses What about the body wash or soap you’re using at the moment? Shea butter Have you ever had an exotic or unusual pet? Nah Why did you last go see a doctor? Just a yearly checkup thing Do you know how to play Minesweeper? Eh, I used to just click random shit but then I kind of understood it more and got better but I haven't played in years What was the last thing you bought online? I just bought 7 for 28 underwear from VS, and I got 2 extra free and 20% off a bra because I had coupons! Does your mail get delivered to your house or do you have to collect it? It comes to us Do you cut tags out of clothing so they don’t itch and bother you? If they're super scratchy I will What is your dream job? Do you think that’s attainable for you? It'd be cool to take naps and play with puppies all day but idk what that job would even be lol, dog breeder? But tbh breeders should chill there's far too many dogs in shelters that should be adopted before people go out and pay a shit ton for a certain breed. You can sometimes find rescues of certain breeds and even rescue puppies, there's literally no excuse #adoptdontshop When was the last time you looked at Facebook, Twitter or etc.? Like an hour ago Have you ever been on a train? Where did you go? Several times. I took the train the last month and a half to my temp job. And before that I've taken it around the city for things, and in ny a few times when I was little Can you curl your tongue or do anything else cool with it? I can curl it What was the last job interview you went to? It was a video interview for my job I'm starting soon!