#spoilers;;

[tempestforged]

CAPITANO: ALL ROADS LEAD HOME

(5.1 SPOILERS BELOW)

-> THE PILGRIMAGE has been a long time coming, one often avoided by those unfortunate enough to step across it's long and winding path. To others, it was a forsaken road, one that led only to death and destruction of all things, but to the long forgotten COMMANDER it was merely another long journey to a HOME he'd watched swallowed by the tides of a sea that held neither malice nor empathy for its inhabitants. NEVER in his life forsaken life has he seen such an apathetic entity like the ABYSS.

IT does not feel, nor does it bleed, it merely exists in an endless state of perpetual, swirling, chaos that never ceases. It was royal HUBRIS that had invited it into the KINGDOM that he's adamantly avoided for the past 500 years, the memories of that tragic day are ones he's carefully hidden like a dirty secret. The mask has helped to seal his identity away, the midnight black veil hiding the corrosion that seeped beneath his remaining flesh, so efficient is it that even the BOUGH KEEPER and THE JESTER have failed to see beyond his lies.

He's had confidants on the journey, friends made under a variety of names that allowed him to cement a mockery of himself onto the world in the place of the MAN who died that day. Still, he's under no illusion that the past is something he can keep running from, not when so many BRAVE souls live on inside of him, some believe them betrayers, monsters who unleashed the end of all things unto the world, and yet, they still took up arms, crossed forests, deserts and seas in an attempt to stem the tide of evil that had once been unleashed on his home by MADDENED scholars.

PERHAPS IT WAS THAT QUEST, that had led HER to look upon him with something akin to pity, to ensure his life would never fade until GOLD was brought low by the blade that had been gifted to him by the chill of death. Illusionary means have allowed him to hide the decay on his skin, a gift from an old friend in return for a promise to protect all that was beautiful of the world.

YET STILL, he has to shake the thoughts from his mind as the creaking of stone awakens his from the waking dream, casting an icy gaze along the seals that hold the GATE firmly shut. To the CICIN MAGES this is the task of the most importance, the traps that keep shut the doors to that dark hell so that none may unleash the monstrosities that have remained hidden there for centuries. To the naked eye, the gates remain unguarded, watched only by the looming stone sentinels that make no attempt to bar the foolish from wandering where none should attempt to travel.

YET THEY COULD NOT BE ANY MORE INCORRECT, for he who stands as the last of the Schwanenritter has remained ever vigilant, scores upon scores of loyal men and women ready to take arms against those who would dare to unleash the Cataclysm upon the world once more. His existence is doomed to end one day, but that single inviolate ideal will forever survive beyond him, for every man and woman who stood beside him is more than prepared to carry that banner to the ends of the earth in a show of true loyalty to their Knight Marshall.

[pikatik]

Wanted to draw that scene from The Book of Bill :D

[mumblesplash]

Explain yourself.

[poptartcatz40]

THE CHILDREN YEARN FOR THE MINES

[beanstalk-nicholas]

that horse drawing meme but its falin

[aquilaofarkham]

every autistic person watching this episode of dungeon meshi:

[razzafrazzle]

Just Checking In! (aka Something About Red Triangles)

[queenoftheantz]

Here are my Dungeon meshi stickers! I basically thought "hey. lots of people will have cute food themed stickers. And that good and well, but I want that serious stuff too!" So I decided to make a series for the main gang based on sense of self instead!

[as-i-watch]

Between the lesbian that cant beat the monsterfucker allegations and the autistic man with the special interest, she really underestimated her crowd

[know-ill-keep-moving]

viktor vs cait innit

[sabertoothwalrus]

everything is fine now except it's not cause I still feel guilty about it

[swedebeast]

[leox-un]

valley of ashes

[prokopetz]

I think "they don't even have X" is one of those memes that's actually funnier in its original context than in anything that's been done with it subsequently. Like, in its original context, this is a joke about a man who has lived his entire adult life alone in a swamp cold-reading the atmosphere of a corporate workplace and deciding that appealing to the receptionist's sense of working-class solidarity is going to get him in the door, and it fucking works.

[eliwithab]

OH BOY WHAT A FUN GAME ABOUT DENTAL HYGIENE I SURE HOPE NOTHING GOES HORRIFICALLY WRONG OVER THE COURSE OF THIS STORY!