#spoiler: todoroki was thinking about this stupid fucking question the whole day after kirishima wall smacked him

[bnhahaha]

can you pleease somehow continue the group text message thing you did. i laughed so hard i cried it's so good.

part one

04:30 am

shouto: 😂

               shouto changed ayyyyjirou’s name to kinkyshima

              shouto changed mido’s name to midoriya

              shouto added Tokoyami Fumikage to the chat

             shouto changed Tokoyami Fumikage’s name to Shia Lebouf

6:15 am

kinkyshima: todoroki why were you awake at 4 in the morning

kinkyshima: also why

Shia Lebouf: I want to die

7:50 am

kami-sama: honestly though

kami-sama: who wouldn’t after reading the chat

floating: i agree

tsuyu: I probably would have done it if todoroki didn’t

9:00 am

midoriya: …ok lol

katsuking: what the fuck was your name change even for

9:48 am

katsuking: deku get your fucking ass over here

kinkyshima: woah there

kami-sama: can’t you be more polite

kami-sama: remember the three most important phrases

kami-sama: please

kinkyshima: thank you

kinkyshima: and

katsuking: step off bitch

kinkyshima: …

kami-sama: bakugo no

kami-sama: you gotta be more

kami-sama: …did you guys hear that

jirou: what the fuck was that

tsuyu: it sounded like an animal

The Rock: It’s a donkey

floating: …

floating: bakugo

floating: when you said ‘get your fucking ass over here’

floating: did you mean it literally

momo: oh dear lord 

jirou: this can’t be fucking real 

kinkyshima: I’M FUCKING WHEEZING HOW DID YOU GET A DONKEY 

kinkyshima: MIDORIYA PLEASE HWO DIDI YOU

midoriya: it’s a long story

katsuking: shut your bitch ass it isn’t

katsuking: you were just too fucking nice to refuse a donkey as a gift for stopping a robbery and now look at this it’s eating the fucking carpet

jirou: A GIFT

kami-sama: EATIGN THE FUCKIN CARPET

tsuyu: aww you called midoriya nice

kinkyshima: aww

floating: aww

kami-sama: aww

momo: aww

jirou: aww

katsuking: shut your fucking mouths

10:15 am

midoriya: guys help it’s trying to eat aizawa-sensei

katsuking: on my fucking way i need my grades back

kami-sama: it’s too early for me to be wheezing like this

katsuking: bitch it’s ten

kami-sama: …

kami-sama: anyways it’s too early for me to be wheezing like this

katsuking: do you want to die

Shia Lebouf: yes

2:40 pm

kinkyshima: okay guys i need help 

katsuking: don’t you always

jirou: BAKUGO SERVING OUT THOSE ROASTS

kinkyshima: gUYS

kinkyshima: like real help

floating: what happened

kinkshima: okay so i was walking along the corridor right

kinkyshima: and i see todoroki 

kinkyshima: and just as I’m about to say hi

kinkyshima: i trip

kinkyshima: and todoroki’s leaning against the wall 

kinkyshima: so I’m falling towards him and I’m trying not to collide into him so i stick my arm out

kinkyshima: and you know what fucking happens

katsuking: what happened?! please 

katsuking: i need to know!!!

kinkyshima: … O.O

kami-sama: holy shit guys are you seeing this

kami-sama: he said please

jirou: who are you and what did you do with bakugo

midoriya: just fucking hurry up and finish the stupid-ass story already shithead

iidart: M I D O R I Y A

floating: G A S  P

tsuyu: midoriya are you ok? do you have a fever? do you need some medicine?

midoriya: the fuck? just hurry up and finish the story

katsuking: ??? what is it

kami-sama: ok now I’m genuinely concerned 

momo: …did you two switch phones

midoriya: …

katsuking: ohmygod we did kacchan im so sorry i saw the All Might phone case and i thought it was mine i’m heading over to give it back now okay wait a moment

midoriya: if i see a single fucking scratch on it you’re buying me a new one

katsuking: bUT IT’S A LIMITED EDITION HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO

midoriya: better pray there’s no fucking scratches then deku

floating: wait wait wait 

floating: bakugo has an all might phone case

floating: and it’s limited edition

jirou: nICE CATCH

tsuyu: i would expect this from midoriya but bakugo…

kami-sama: i’m not going to let you forget this bakugo

kinkyshima: so bakugo are you a closeted all might fan or what

jirou: pfft he’s been exposed

floating: E X P O S  E D

katsuking: fuCKING CONTINUE THE STORY ALREADY SHITTY HAIR

katsuking: also All Might is the number one hero and don’t you fuckers ever forget it

kinkyshima: i’m

katsuking: continue. the. story.

kinkyshima: i can hear explosions 

kinkyshima: okokOK i’ll continue just please don’t break anything else

kinkyshima: so where was I

kinkyshima: oh yeah so i stuck my arm out just as i was falling right

kinkyshima: and i fucking did a kabe-don

kinkyshima: like a fucking wall smack 

kinkyshima: with me, arm out and bracing myself

kinkyshima: and todoroki leaning against the wall

kinkyshima: it was like a goddamn shoujo manga

kami-sama: i’M WHEEZING YOU WALL SMACKED TODOROKI

jirou: toDOROKI YOU FUKINW

tsuyu: …how close were you 

tsuyu: did you gaze into his eyes

tsuyu: i bet you leaned in

midoriya: tSUYU

kinkyshima: …

midoriya: kiRISHIMA

kami-sama: living up to the username i see

kinkyshima: look fUCKING LOOK IT WASN’T ON PURPOSE i wAS TRYING TO GET MY BALANCE TODOROKI IF YOU’RE READING THIS I’M SO SORRY IT WAS AN ACCIDENT

tsuyu: sure

floating: sure

midoriya: sure

katsuking: fucking sure

tailman: sure

you can’t see me: sure

sugarman: sure

momo: sure

kami-sama: sure

jirou: sure

iidart: sure

kami-sama: eVEN IIDA HELP I’M CHOKING

midoriya: but wait you said you needed our help right? not much point if todoroki is in the chat though

kinkyshima: PLEASE 

kinkyshima: i don’t mind if even todoroki answers me but after the wall slam his faced seemed kinda dark 

kinkyshima: like intense and shit and even though he told me there was no problem he had this look on his face the whole day and i’m wondering whether i should plan my funeral

kami-sama: leave me all your money thanks

kinkyshima: plEASE HELP

momo: I could ask him..?

kinkyshima: YAOYOROZU YOU’RE AN ANGEL BLESS YOU

3:15 pm

momo: ok i asked but he seemed like he had forgotten about it

momo: he just kinda went like “oh, tell kirishima not to worry about it” 

kinkyshima: T H A N K  G O D

momo: but that intense look is still on his face

kinkyshima: nO WHY

kami-sama: maybe he’s plotting your murder

midoriya: press f to pay respects

midoriya: f

katsuking: f

katsuking: uck you deku

iidart: b A K U GO

iidart: f

jirou: i’m so sorry for laughing midoriya but holy shit

jirou: f

momo: f

tsuyu: f

kinkyshima: guys please 

02:31 am

shouto: why are softballs called ‘soft’ balls even though they’re hard?