#spogebob movie

[cerealjam]

She slayed

[supersunky64]

THE DAY THAT KRABS FRIES... on MS Paint

[doctorsex69]

first look at chris pratts role as SPONGEBOB in the new spogebob movie reveals the first line of dialogue spoken in the movie. the dialogue is as follows:

"my name is spongebob squarepants and i love to make pratty patties"

[horsebeast]

i need to draw characters from things that i like as horses or i’ll dry out like spongebob and patrick near the end of the spogebob movie

[suiciderape]

zeus. daddy said do it again

no shes not being mean fuck yoo! bitchs geto skank nah shes scared geto whooo ew ur faggot bitchs slurp! desaae ew geto! its choi paranoid ew faggot bitchs damn ur maney hollins? ew ur a faggot bitchs watching 90s duck dick ew ur geto hollins hahaha what? 1990s chinese movies chinese horror cut sk nega lake zoo zoo tribe what the fuck bitch ghetto hollins ew manga fairy who is zoo zoo tribe? we dont know them yes we do no we dont fuck u bitchs um whos poo poo tribe? i hate them they killed my grandma literally on mlk and pawpaw fucked them shes not my friend tho and i dont know him he just dezmond! gives me money used toMm sold chile evil? im in the family chanhee loser bitch fuck u spogebob cunt horror razor u took my money away bc i solved grandmas murder? fuck rape fuck u family tahiree we were gonna give u money! manga 4ever tahirih magee another the most maney black fan fiction from mars

[cayteecat]

here is what stephen hillenburg has actually said about spin offs. it is from 2009.

[lyra-of-the-starss]

The Spongebob Musical holds a special place in my heart and is severely underrated so here’s the songs you get to listen to 💖💖💖

Prologue: the one you skip in the soundtrack

Bikini Bottom Day: “LIFE IS GREAT” the song

No Control: “AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA” the song

BFF: the absolute sweetest Spogebob + Patrick duet

When The Going Gets Tough: PLANKTON IS RAPPING OH MY GOD

[Just A] Simple Sponge: “Spongebob debates his self worth” the song

Daddy Knows Best: “Money Money Money vs. my father doesn’t listen to me” the song (Pearl’s vocals are GODLY)

Hero Is My Middle Name: we can stop the world from ending with the power of friendship WOO

Super Sea Star Savior: Patrick gets a cult and IMMEDIATELY takes advantage of his power

Tomorrow Is: WILL WE DIE TOMORROW?? FIND OUT AFTER INTERMISSION

Poor Pirates: “pirates are under-appreciated” the song

Bikini Bottom Boogie: fish puns and 90’s references for the big kids

Chop To The Top: “if we punch the mountain then maybe we can climb faster” the song

[I Guess] I Miss You: another Spongebob + Patrick duet but this time it’s Sad™️

I’m Not a Loser: a 4+ minute Squidward solo full of double negatives and a chorus line (and tap dancing and a kick line etc etc)

Best Day Ever: YOU REMEMBER THOSE EDITS OF BEST DAY EVER BUT ITS PUT TO VISUALS OF DOOMSDAY MOVIES?? YEAH ITS LITERALLY THAT

Finale: Bikini Bottom Day: reprise of the first Bikini Bottom Day but even happier

Spongebob Squarepants Theme: it’s the original theme but soooo much more hype

[vaporwavesimulator]

opinion on spongebob

spogebob is very epic and cool and i would be his friend. loved the spongebpop movie and its the greatest film of all time

[astrologyoffiction]

Iconic characters that represent each zodiac signs from teen movies

Aries:

Santana Lopez from Glee

Sharpay Evans from High school musical

Madison from The Duff

Cosmo from MY fairy oddparents

Taurus:Hanna Marin from Pretty Little liars

Kattnis Everden from The hunger games

Cher from Clueless

Justin from Total drama island

Gemini:

Cady Heron from Mean girls

Hanna Montana from Hanna Montana

Spogebob Square pants from Spongebob Square pants

Katherine Pierce from The vampire diares

Cancer:

Raven from Teen titans

Dionne from Clueless

Claire Standish from The Breakfast club

Tate Langon from Ahs

Leo:

Alison Dilaurentis from Pretty little liars

Damon salvatore from The vampire diares

Elle Woods from Legaly Blonde

Harry Potter from Harry Potter

Virgo:

Gretchen Wieners from Mean girls

Rachel Berry from Glee(With Leo rising)

Jenna Rink from 13 going 30

Hermione Granger from Harry Potter

Libra:

Regina George from Mean Girls

Hazel Grace Lancester from The fault is în our stars

Geoff from Total Drama

Betty Cooper From Riverdale

Scorpio:(Thsi îs my sign)

Heather Chandler from Heathers

The Beast from Beauty and the Beast

Blair Waldorf from Gossip Girl

Jughead Jones from Riverdale

Sagittarius:Gaston from The Beauty and the Beast

Karen Smith from Mean girls

Madison Montgomery from Ahs Coven

Serena Van deer woodsen from Gossip girl

Capricorn

Belle from Beauty and the Beast

Chuck Bass from Gossip girl

Carla Roson from Elite

Lord Voldermort from Harry potter

Aquarius

Pochaontas from Pochaontas

Sabrina Spellman from Caos

Olivia from Easy A

Gwen from Total drama

Pisces:

Augustus from The fault is în our stars

Cherryl Blossom from riverdale

Harvey Kinkle from Caos

Violet harmon from Ahs

[argentiniandisaster]

Because if it’s not Spongebob with you guys, it’s Bee Movie

The Fandometrics, sick of our shit

[jokesitos-art]

About me

Dear new followers:

I want to share with you all about my interests, fandoms, support characters, kins/IDs, etc...

So you would not be surprised...

I like to be called JOKES or SILVER. But i still respond to Ann too.

I enjoy a lot to draw stuff, and it makes me really happy when i get those messages about people enjoying my drawings, honestly makes my day everytime i read that kind of messages.

My special interests are:

The smurfs

Dogs

Neon colors

vaporwave stuff

Sonic The hedgehog

Super Mario Bros

Kuroshitsuji

Pirates of the Caribbean

CatCF

Many movies with Jhonny Depp

TNBC

Many old toons

Spogebob Squarepants

FANDOMS i’m really in:

The smurfs

Kuroshitsuji

Sonic

Mario Bros

KINS/IDS:

Silver The Hedgehog

Luigi

Lego Joker (TLBM)

Vanity Smurf

Grell Sutcliff

Jack Skellington

support Characters:

Papa Smurf

Silver the hedgehog

Spongebob 

I DON’T LIKE:

S U

V o l t r o n

S a n s  

U n d e r t a l e

O s o m a t s u

B N H A

Y O I

etc... (no more alkndfkjdnkfd)

BUT!!! I DON’T START DRAMA  ABOUT “ OOOOHH HOW MUCH I DISLIKE”  OR POST HATE STUFF ABOUT IT. I RESPECT EVERYONES LIKES.

((probably gonna still reposting this with updates))

[amplesalty]

Christmas 2019: Day 10 - Frosty the Snowman (1969) & It’s a SpongeBob Christmas! (2012)

On the tenth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me...

Ten dirty deeds!

Last year I looked at the Rankin/Bass produced Rudolph special, today we look at one of their wider assortment of holiday specials and I think this is exactly the kind of thing I was expecting from Rudolph.

Well, aside from the traditional animation that is, the type where anything that moves is a very slightly different colour to the rest of the thing it’s attached to.

It’s just really, really stupid, both in premise and tone. Obviously it’s a kids movie but it feels insulting how it’s written. You have a bunch of schoolkids run outside at break time to go play in the snow whilst reciting this dialogue:

“Look at the snow!” “It’s cold and snowy!” “I like snow.” “Yes, snow is good.” “YAY SNOW!”

Most of the kids are really dumb as well, suggesting names like Christopher Columbus or Oatmeal for their snowman before they all settle on Frosty. A decision that is met with widespread joy as they all jump around shouting “YAY!”.

Even Frosty himself is a bit...simple. He reminds me a bit of Doug from up with his voice and general dimwittery. Plus he’s smoking a pipe, such a bad example for the kids. Is there a modern version of this where he’s vaping instead, probably something like a Christmas pudding with Baileys cream flavoured liquid?

The entire town seems equally stupid as there’s an Irish copy who is going to write Frosty up for jaywalking until one of the kids asks for him to be excused on account of him only just coming to life and not knowing any better. The cop happily waves him by before realising what just happened like 10 seconds later.

The guy at the railway station is the only one that shows any sign of common sense when Frosty asks for a ticket to the North Pole. That’s quite a journey with multiple connections so it all comes to a whopping $3000.04, including tax. If Frosty only just came to life, surely he’d be eligible for a young persons rail card? Either way, the kids naturally don’t have that kind of money and rather than just taking pity on them and giving them the ticket anyway, he promptly slams down the shutter in their faces.

Frosty isn’t deterred though and hops on a nearby refrigerated box car carrying ice cream. He even invites one of the kids along, for some reason, who figures it’ll be fine so long as she’s home for dinner. Things take a dramatic turn though when she starts freezing to death, prompting Frosty to jump from the train with her and seek refuge in a nearby greenhouse where he gets trapped inside. Good ol’ Saint Nick comes to help but he’s too late, finding little Karen in tears over a puddle of Frosty’s remains. Bloody hell, this escalated quickly.

We’re treated to a sorrowful montage of all the exciting moments in Frosty’s brief life, including a rather terrifying shot of him with the most dead eyes.

But rather than leave us on a somber note like that or the much superior British Snowman animated feature, Santa points out that Frosty was born from Christmas Snow so he’ll be able to come back to life every year. Or even now, as he quickly restores Frosty back to life and he, Frosty and Karen fly off to deliver toys to kids around the world.

Sadly, even Santa is a massive buffoon as he chooses to leave Karen on the roof of her house when he drops her off.

Maybe this is sacrilege to say but this isn’t a good one. It lacks any of the charm that Rudolph had from the cynical streak running through it or its production. Perhaps it’s just the copy I was watching here but it seemed to be missing a whole bunch of sound effects. The animation feels kinda cheap and everyone seems to spend the entire time with these goofy smiles on their faces. Clearly not a patch on the stop motion animation. Sure would be good if we had something like that to balance this...

OK, wasn’t expecting SpongeBob of all things to be the solution here but this episode serves as a giant love letter to the whole Rankin/Bass style and it’s one that meshes with SpongeBob really well. It looks amazing, down to the little details like papercraft looking flames. It’s the characters where things really shine, with SpongeBob himself especially, it really brings out his sponginess. His eternally optimistic personality really goes hand in hand here as well. Mr Krabs though, there’s something not quite right about him. I think it’s his ‘nose’, or whatever you would call that. It just looks wrong somehow, I know this isn’t exactly 3D but I think that’s the only way I can describe it, it just seems like it sticks out more than on the regular show. That probably doesn’t make any sense whatsoever.

It really suits Sandy as well, probably helps being able to show a lot more detail on her fur.

Right from the off this has that darker element down pretty much as this S.D Kluger knock off character hijacks a mail truck and kidnaps the mail carrier because he wants to make sure Santa gets all his mail. I mean, he is a pirate so I don’t know why this is so surprising. He serves as a bookend to segments, with his own little story of trying to get to Santa with his pet parrot.

The real story here though is a Plankton plot to finally get his mits on the Krabby Patty secret formula. That whole moral redemption thing that Scrooge has to go through just takes too long and seems like a lot of hassle. Plankton has the much better idea of having everyone else look like bigger jerks so he is good in comparison, then Santa will have to put him on the nice list!

His plan involves serving a festive fruit cake laced with a secret ingredient; Jerktonium. I think that’s on the periodic table next to adamantium.

Spongebob is strangely immune to this and Plankton figures his plan has already failed but SpogeBob wants to share this delicious cake with the whole of Bikini Bottom. It works on everyone else though, apparently being a jerk means you have a permanent five o’clock shadow and eyebrows like you’re in the Mishima family.

Even the women get unwanted facial hair, like Sandy or Pearl here. What is the deal with Pearl anyway? Like, if Mr Krabs is her dad, is he her step father? How does a crab father a whale?!

Luckily, Plankton has a plan for overcoming SpongeBob’s inherent niceness; MechaBob.

MechaBob burns down the sign pole at the Krusty Krab, hurls someone’s car and even smashes Squidward’s door over his head. Squidward incidentally is unaffected by the cake, I guess he just didn’t have any or is that much of a jerk already that it didn’t do anything. I was wondering if he would be the one that ended up helping because being a jerk was his thing and he was annoyed at everyone stealing his gimmick, or if the cake would cause like a double negative situation that would make him ultra nice. They’ve probably already done that story at some point though over the course of however many hundreds of episodes they have.

This special has Santa show up as well, only he appears to be some form of pig here? A very old one covered in liver spots. He arrives to tell everyone about how naughty they’ve been and that Plankton is the only good one around here so he gets the one thing he asked for, the formula. Santa is voiced by John Goodman so I was definitely getting some flashbacks upon hearing him show up and tell everyone how naughty they are. You thought MechaBob was destructive; he’s got nothing on Robot Santa Claus from Futurama.

But the real SpongeBob saves the day by using the fruitcake dispensing machine to clog up MechaBob and save Santa. Mr Krabs even gets the formula back too so alls well that ends well.

Apart from old Patches here who appears to have had a run in with this specials version of the snow monster. If only you had your own Yukon to save you!