#spn s1ep4

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Ah, yes. Four eps in and John beats the ever loving shit out of a god. There’s the John we know. The way Carlos looked at him was golden

Finally watching the Winchesters. Gonna be liveposting I’m sure

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SUPERNATURAL S1EP4 “PHANTOM TRAVELER”

“hawaiian music plays” aww how nice! the brothers are on vacation in the tropics ― oh. it’s an airport. okay, then they’re going on vacation! no? just this random upset dude getting possessed by black sand? alright. cool. also i wonder if the dude who went “what are the odds of dying in a plane ride” was in cahoots with the black sand

ghrwioghwr this plane attendant lady’s reaction to his eyes going black is the best ― just like, “. . . . . k.”

black sand you have horrible taste in puns.

aaaaand the plane is going down down down. wheeeeeee! i don’t think anyone is enjoying this ride.

“you can’t bring it home like that” you know, assuming you have a home to bring it back to in the first place. also, sam, take a goddAMN NAP.

“i'm . . . taking some time off.” does ― does sam ever actually go back to college and finish his degree? does he ever even show any interest in doing so after the whole jess subplot is tied up?

“i don’t have that kind of clearance” “no prob, man, i’ll just have impersonate members of the government!”

i’ve seen a few clips of later seasons so compared to those, like. dean and sam are dressed so fucking unprofessionally bejeesus.

“what are you, nuts?” this coming from the dude who thought he saw a man with blackened eyes rip off the emergency exit door one-handed. i mean, he actually did see it, but still. the pot and the kettle are a tad too close in shade for him to be throwing any rocks. i’m mixing up my metaphors here, i think

eyy! they’re dressed professionally now! aw, dean, it’s okay, your disguises will get more sophisticated later :) i mean you won’t like those any better either but you don’t need to know that

woog dassa wreckeded plane innit

hey! don’t bash on the home made emf emitter! dean was smart enough to make it himself, i think that’s really ― GHRUIWGRW HE USES SAM TO WIPE THE STUFF OF HIS HAND

woop! time to power-waddle ― er, sorry ― run out of there!

ahh i feel sorry for this man. especially considering he ALSO gets possessed by the black sand!

i ― *sigh* goddamn remember when demonic possession was an entirely new thing in this show? and the battle between heaven and hell and all their separate minions wasn’t a central conflict?

sir you CAN’T USE THE SAME BAD PUN TWICE

ahhh, that age-old habit of wishing and/or knowing your parent/s must have the answers to everything . . . too bad john ain’t there to let them know if he does or not

hhhh i hate this next bit :| lalalalalalalalalalalalala i’m not listening

whggrhwiog dean sweetie you’re doing great just close your eyes and hold on tight (although, honestly? i don’t really blame him for his dislike of the takeoff; i always hated that part the most)

“someone in emotional distress” so, like . . . . dean?

ghruwighuwr sam, sam, quit motherhenning

“don’t mind me . . . . . just putting my beats near your heads . . . . nothing out of the ordinary here . . . .”

i know saying the name of god in latin makes demons flinch, but it just basically looked like he got the heebie-jeebies asfanfkwrnglirwhgl

does. does no one else hear this? also why does he say “i know what happened to your girlfriend” only to then follow it up with “she must have died screaming” as if to imply he doesn’t actually know what happened to her?

very convenient that sam managed to find the right page while the plane’s going down.

i like amanda! i am adopting her in my fics.

“we’ll see you around jerry” and then he’s never mentioned again . . . . i’m gonna adopt him into my fics, too.

egads! we’ve got out first clue about papa winchester’s whereabouts! . . . uh, kinda. cue the rock music!

[buckskey]

u hear ONE story about ur faves about to die in a plane and now all plane episodes are ruined forever

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Mod turtleeeeeee We open on a lovely beach scene that... apparently is a backdrop in an airport. Funzies. What's the beastie of the week this time 'round? This man looks two seconds away from a massive coronary...what's that smoky shit, somebody didn't change the air filters. OH BOY IS IT THE FIRST DEMON???? This mod is excited :) Dude actin' weird as hell on the plane-- wait dude no that's the- oh okay byeeeeee. Plane go down the hoooole. What an opening. Sleepy Dean cute okay. Even tho he does sleep with a huge knife under his pillow. Sammy needs to rest, but I do understand the nightmares he's been having. Poor thing. Oooh spooky airplane recording. And a loudass monster noise jesus fucking hell. Haha, hell. :) And we're forging IDs again. For homeland security. That can't possibly go wrong. This is shaping up to be a Final Destination-style romp without literal Death being on their tails. Dean, don't badger a patient in a mental hospital. Not cool my guy. At least Sam is being nice about it but y'all...have some tact. Dean: 'Ma'am was your husband secretly a body builder capable of opening a door with two tons of pressure on it?'

Wife: 'He had acid reflux :)" HAHA dorks in monkey suits. Also, very fucking good music. 10/10. God when they said wreckage they weren't kidding, there's barely anything left of the plane. Dean made a lil EMF meter out of a walkman and Sam isn't amused, don't diss him he made it all by himself. :( Uh ohhhhh actual homeland security showed up, better book it boys! Ahh, return of the black smoke! Sammy called it, demon time. I trust his judgment. Does this demon have an affinity for that one incredibly shitty pun orrrrr. He really needs to up his pun game. Eeee the music! Let's go to Nazareth to find sign of a demon! Dean was right, that's very ironic. Speed limits? Who neeeeeds em, we got places to be and beasties to catch! Amanda pls the plane is a Bad idea. Listen to the himbo. Dean's afraid of planes :( This is probably his least favorite hunt. He's all pouty about it ahhhh. Sam hold his hand for fuck's sake. Brotherly Bickering!!! This time over latin, very fun. I love that he mumbled the Cristo the first time and it sounded like crisco. Enunciate dear. Sammy explains exorcisms, educational! FOUND THE DEMON, maybe the crappy Walkman EMF reader isn't so dumb after all huh? Yeah okay I wouldn't trust a pair of panicked looking scruffy white boys either, fair enough. Ooo, dramatic exorcism. Love that for them. Too bad they're uhhh not doing so hot. Oop there goes the demon and right into the fucking vent. Boys. Close the vents next time yeah? Dean is screaming like a horror movie scream queen, kinda dig him being scared for once. Gives him a little humanity. It does look like he just pooped his pants though. You're a good man, Jerry. Stay alive buddy. The fact that John has fucked off to god knows where and left Dean in charge of their whole hunting operation doesn't sit well with me! Inattentive father of the year award goes to you, sir!