#spleencrusher

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I gain 155 pounds every time I sit down. #ilovemydog#sweetestboy#giantlapdog#spleencrusher#bestboy#❤️#goodestboy https://www.instagram.com/banxxm/p/CYS6yPFtzg9/?utm_medium=tumblr

[admirable-mairon]

Say hello to my most recent DnD character, the elderly orc grandma rogue - Marigold von Spleencrusher

[banxx]

Whenever he knows we’re gonna go anywhere without him (and he ALWAYS knows) he plops his 138 lbs of love on me in hopes that I can’t leave. 😂❤️#spleencrusher#ilovemydog#handsome#love https://www.instagram.com/p/BxiHEeQBCYr/?igshid=wwpudh2aitqe

[banxx]

I love this face SO much! #spleencrusher#ilovemydog#bullmastiff#boxer#greatdane#sweetboy#gooddog#handsome#sokissable https://www.instagram.com/p/Brnun16hyNW/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=l5fun03e4v2y

[banxx]

Took this the other day. This is how my dog attempts to prevent me from leaving. He just plops his 120 lbs right on top of me! #ihadbeeninasittingpositiin#spleencrusher#ilovemydog#lol#love

[banxx]

Happiness is a warm dog. #canineblanket#ilovemydog#120lblapdog#spleencrusher#mystupidface#gpoy

[banxx]

This giant headed spleen crusher only cares about me when he needs a place to lay down! #ilovemydog#spleencrusher#humandogbed#gpoy

[banxx]

Once, I was a dog bed for this guy. Now, I'm just a pillow. #hugebeast#greatdane#bullmastiff#ilovemydog#spleencrusher#humandogbed