#splatooshy nation

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OC ASK GAME

doing an ask game for our best girl, harriet lockwood. you can find the numbered questions here

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affiliated regions of splatooshy nation.

brought to you by splatooshies, the chief tooshie splatterer of the nation.

- @splatooshy the capital of splatooshy nation, naturally.

- @damnnn-salvatore canon divergent blog.

- @stef-salvatore canon divergent blog.

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so true. and he’d be pestering damon to come in with the ‘da na naaaaaa, da na naaaaaa, da na naaaaaa, na-na’

Damon and Enzo after watching a movie:

Enzo: I quite liked that film. We should go out and try these stunts for ourselves.

Damon: We do this stuff all the time. This is like… our average Thursday afternoon. But with more explosions.

Enzo: Yeah, but we don’t have a helicopter. Or that lovely theme music.

Damon: We are Not getting a helicopter. Or a theme song.

Enzo: Not with that attitude, we aren’t. I suppose I could settle for a small plane instead… but the music is non-negotiable. *Exits the room, humming away*

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A few days later:

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One of the Kids (Jeremy??): *Watching Action Movie”

Enzo: *Appears on the couch* This is a great tune. What’s it called?

Jeremy (through mouthfuls of cereal or something): Uhh… Where’d you come from?

Enzo: Oh, Here and There, you know how it is. What’s the name of the tune again? Not quite as good as Mission Impossible, but still rather catchy.

Jeremy: …The Pink Panther Theme?

Enzo: The pink panther… Pink Panther? Like the cat? Interesting…

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Several hours later:

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Damon: I Swear To God, if you don’t Shut Up Right Now…

Enzo: *doots*

Damon: *starts chasing Enzo around the house*

Enzo: *fast-paced dooting*

@splatooshy I feel like Lorenzo St. John would hum his own background music. Someone introduces him to the Mission Impossible Theme and it’s game over. Or the Pink Panther.

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Everything okay over there?

i cant sleeesswpppppppp my dog is hogging half my mattress (she’s not even USING all that space just setting up camp in the middle of it) and my cat has made my doona his kingdom. and my blankets are tangled up in that and i can’t pull them all over me 😫 and i need to wash my sheets on a shorter schedule because i did not anticipate the need to wash my sheets once a week instead of two (is this tmi?) because the animals just shed and roll everywhere. and so my spare fitted sheet isn’t dry yet (love being environmentally conscious in the rainy season. why do we have a dryer if we don’t use it?????) and my spare doona cover is pink and i just really don’t feel in a pink mood as of late. and i’m wondering if shein home textiles are actually decent enough for me to justify getting a nice cheap new set that MATCHES and doesn’t make me want to tear my skin off (fuck linen blends.)

and i miss my sisterrrr she’s overseas for another month and she’s my bestest friend ever and i’ve snooped through her room twice now (i’m thorough) but she’s such a bore there is NOTHING incriminating. but fuck if she doesn’t have great jewellery and loungewear. for all she spends on that stuff i’d really hope so.

i am a cheapskate through and through. went shopping during eofy sales and got $150 worth of clothes for $30. that’s not even my best work. i am literally the bargain hunter of all time. got a cute skirt and have my eye on a jumper to go with it (but it’s $60 so i think i’ll wait for a sale), some nice pinstripe pants (cotton on you go girl) and a tshirt because i need designated pyjamas.

i need new trackies but i hate the cinched ankle kind & straight leg ones are more expensive but i think it’ll be worth it (they’re $90. i haven’t bought new lounge/sleep pants since 2021, where i got fluffy cow pants for $15 while out of state for a regatta [good luck pants frfr] so maybe it’s time to splurge)

whatever that’s not relevant.

uni term ended a week early (one teacher is in cancer treatment [he’s fine dw], the other cancelled class just cause) so that’s a bonus for my writing time. watch me lie and take another few months on the next chapter of my wip (writings real hard when the fandom is no longer your hyperfixation) and maybe get my final draft of my screenplay in (i hate formatting. fuck formatting).

anyways been on the poetry grind lately. winter is just such good inspiration.

and i’m about to get my Ps (i have been putting it off for a year now, woopdeedoo) and i’m gonna road trip the hell out of the mountains this winter. maybe alone because my sisters away and my friends are busy graduating or w/e.

here’s a pic of nigellus from earlier today (yesterday)

i love rambling, we should do this more often.