#splatfire

[lunaria-the-storyteller]

Incorrect quotes for the Supercharger idiots in Skylanders Starlight

Astroblast: So uh, for this party and everything, do you, uh...

Splat, sighing: You don't know how to dress for this, do you?

Astroblast, panicked: WHAT IS CLOTHES???

Splat: I think you're still suffering the effects of your party last night.

Spitfire: All I drank was Redbull!

Splat: How many?

Spitfire: Eighteen.

Spitfire: Splat said its my turn with the brain cell.

Astroblast: Square up.

Spitfire: I’m really glad “fight me” has replaced “sue me” in the common vernacular because I don’t have money, but I do have fists and I am always angry.

Astroblast: Please confirm to your knowledge that you are not a fully robotic being, were born an organic creature, and do in fact possess what many cultures would call a soul.

Spitfire: What? “To my knowledge”? Do a lot of people not know if they’re robots?

Astroblast: Thank you for your confirmation.

Splat: You got a date yet Spitfire?

Spitfire: No...

Splat: Well you do now! Get your ass up and hold my hand!

Splat: Are you alright?

Spitfire: Short answer or long answer?

Splat: Short?

Spitfire: No.

Splat: Long?

Spitfire: Nooooooo.

Splat: Operation no more distractions is a go!

*not even 10 seconds later*

Splat: Oh, look! A butterfly!

Spitfire: Friendship is like peeing on yourself. Everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling it brings.

Spitfire: So, what’s Splat's type?

Astroblast: blue eyes, confident, oblivious, good sense of humor, turtle lover.

Spitfire: Sounds kind of like me. Too bad we’re just friends.

Astroblast: Did I mention oblivious?

Spitfire: Yeah, why?

Astroblast: Okay, just making sure.

Feel free to send any asks about this au!

[theouterhavenprod]

Gloabal Testfire is Back for Splatoon 2!

Gloabal Testfire is Back for Splatoon 2!

What a way to start the week. Nintendo announced that the Squid research facility will be bringing the global test fire demo back for Splatoon 2 for one weekend only. Over at their main page, the demo will take place on the weekend, from March 24 -26th. As like the last test fire for the original Splatoon, these sessions will be in 1 hour time slot in specific times.  The times are as followed:

[lunaria-the-storyteller]

Ight, since some people wanted to hear about my Skylanders au, it’s called Skylanders Starlight. Basically it’s me giving more story to each game (except Imaginators because… it’s bad. lol) and a little self-indulgence in terms of ships.

So far I’ve mostly done stuff for Superchargers. The main characters for Superchargers are Spitfire, Splat, and Astroblast, for other games the number of main characters changes.

Spitfire

He/him

19

Bi

Design changes: wears a scorched long scarf and flames are purple at the tips

-Autistic with ADHD

-Confident but is scared of his possible evil destiny

-Daddy issues, he didn’t even know his dad growing up

-I think you can fill in the blanks

-Idiot

Splat

She/they

18

Pan

Design changes: wears thin-rimmed glasses and has a section of her hair braided. One eye is green and the other purple.

-Autistic

-Upbeat and energetic but can be nervous sometimes

-Her family was an important one in the faun village she grew up in

-Joins Spitfire in idiocy, I love them

Astroblast

He/they

17

Bi-ace

Design changes: wears a brown bandana around his neck

-Autistic

-super friendly and chill, goofy

-was the one who first discovered rift engines