#spiritvaleanonymous

[tinsleyevelyn-adams-blog]

How you holdin' up?

[axel-levine-blog]

You ever think of your second-in-command in a sexual manner?

“Juno is absolutely stunnin’, don’t get me wrong, but no. I don’t... ‘cept for that one dream once but it was just once.”

[moirabanshee]

How do you think this lemure should be tackled?

If it were not so old I could find its bones and soothe its soul.  But the bones are gone, long gone...I think the only way now is to pull it out of the host and trap it - of course it’s host needs to be killed for that.

[opheliaremington-blog]

How's your new Assistant Manager?

“Syn is lovely, she really knows how to take control and manage the place when I cannot. Having someone I can trust with the shop there while I’m away takes a weight off my shoulders for sure.” 

[parkerkovac-blog]

You and Angelboy, huh?

“Me and an Angel? You must be mistaken.” 

he was anything but a saint that night, trust me

[lexingtonashworth-blog]

You know you deserve better than that Savoie kid, right?

“You know, I never lost sleep over the opinions of sheep” 

yes, she does know

[caedisking-blog]

Welcome to the Salty Spitoon, how tough are ya?

“I had a bowl of nails this mornin’... Without any milk.”

[laureldavenport-blog]

Are you enjoying Gen's bundle of joy?

“Yes!! And I’m sure Maddie’s uncles and aunt are thrilled that I’m going to finally stop pestering them for grandchildren because now I have one.”

[cyruskovac-blog]

Have you ever witnessed something that fundamentally changed you? Why did it have such an impact?

“Yeah. I guess you can say I have. I watched a coven of vampires ambush my pack and murder my family, save for Parker and I who managed to escape. I’d say that was cause enough for a pretty fucking big change. I’ll let you figure out why it might have done so yourself.”

[narcissamikaelson-blog]

Boys or girls?

“Oh honey, I’ll take both Men and Women- both are very fun.”

[axel-levine-blog]

So no to Lydiya or Mathis babysitting, do you think they are THAT bad?

“Mathis has a skeleton hand that sucks the life out of all it touches and Lydiya created the Lost Boy revolt of 2017... The words child friendly and responsible do not come to mind here.”

[moirabanshee]

Have you met many other banshee in recent years?

No...I only exist due to exceptional circumstances so I’m unlikely to meet any others.

[rae-webster-blog]

Boys or girls?

“Uh, both. And that fact used to get me in a lot of trouble, not the fun kind either.”

[cassandraainsley-blog]

So, when will you and Liam be shacking back up? Seems like he'd be okay with it happening any day now.

“...Wow. Okay, well. I haven’t still fully processed the fact that he’s back in my life. I’ve only just come to accept the fact he’s now my work partner, let’s just build it back up from there, alright? If Liam really feels that way, I’m sure he understands that I just need some more time, which is why he hasn’t mentioned it.”

[gemmaxlucas-blog]

Scenario: you need a babysitter last minute, there are like three people available Mathis, Lydiya, and a chimpanzee. Who are you choosing?

“Chimp. Hands down.”

[copelandjxmeswinston-blog]

Woah WOAH have there been more smooches after that party with McGumpypants?