#spirale splatcast

[spiralesplatcast]

"Good evening to all our wonderful Anarchy Splatcast fans. Frye and I- Shiver, naturally- are coming to you live from the final evening of the swankiest party going down in all of Spirale: the Autumn Equinox Ball!"

"Yup! Y'all aren't gonna wanna miss this. We got all sorts of food and dance out here, all to celebrate the changing seasons!"

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"Guests have ample room to mingle, whether on the grounds outside the Chateau, in the gardens, or the Grand Ballroom, complete with a live opera performance for the duration of the night! Not quite as catchy as Deep Cut's music, but she does set a nice tone."

"Eh, I woulda liked something with more spunk, but I guess it's supposed to fit the mood and all. Anyways, did I mention the FOOD? Just lookit how big the snack table over there is! You think it'd take too long to count all the sweets?"

"Only if it takes past midnight, which is when this party ends! There's no admission fee at all, and attendees are encouraged to dress to their comfort and style. Come on down to Chateau d'Cendre in the City of Glass, and make sure you've got a mask on! Our hosts seem fond of the element of mystique- a fondness I can appreciate."

"You can't beat a good mask for putting on a show! Now, I dunno about the rest of y'all, but I can hear those fruit tarts singing to me all the way over here. Listen to 'em!"

"Just don't stuff yourself so much that you can't spare a dance later. Well, that's a wrap for this broadcast. We hope to see all of you out here, whether recognizable or no. Catch ya later!"

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Rumor has it that a new radio station and TV show has been seen starting to broadcast onto the city's airwaves as of late, and as if to match, a brand new recording studio has popped up nearby the beach in the Golden Ward as well. The building itself is fairly small, but the otherwise admittedly plain-looking place is absolutely covered in a chaotic mess of blue, yellow and grey stickers and symbols strewn about with seemingly little rhyme or reason, giving it quite a bit of colorful flair. Large posters proclaiming that they are hiring can currently be seen strung across and hung on almost every available surface, with a few stray papers even scattered on the ground right in front of the doorway. Orange paper lanterns are hung by the short path up the walk, inviting people to come inside and check the place out! Not while they're actively live of course, but any other time is generally free game.

Overall, there's no mistaking it: the famed Anarchy Splatcast is here from Splatsville to hijack the airwaves once more, this time for everyone in Spirale to enjoy!

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"Listen up! It's going down..."

"Nah, nope, never mind. It feels WAY too weird to be doing Shiver's lines for her, I'm just gonna ad-lib this."

Somewhere offscreen, an audible sigh could be heard from a member of the crew, but the lively show host paid it no mind as she continued, pumping a fist into the air with vigorous enthusiasm.

"Okay, SO! You're probably wondering where the heck I am right now, right? Good, 'cause I'm about to tell you! Welcome to the studio for the ANARCHY SPLATCAST! All of the chaos of Splatsville, now here in the Golden Ward for your convenience!"

"Our show covers all of the latest and GREATEST in both breaking news and the hottest music, so you're DEFINITELY gonna want to tune in. You can listen to us on the radio, or see us on TV, and you can probably watch on your phone or something like that too! Um... what else... oh, right! WE'RE HIRING! I'm kinda hosting this thing solo right now, but I promise, you DON'T want to miss out. Even if I guess 'us' really just means me and the camera crew for now. Well, that's about all I had, so..."

"Catch ya later!"