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[spinsterlocity-writes]

Oh. My. God. You’re so awesome! Thank you so much! I’m so glad you enjoyed this little mini series! I hereby declare swooniness to be a word! I look forward to your awesome and hilarious tags if you read my other stuff.

High-Jinx, Part IV

Characters - Leonard McCoy x Female Reader

Summary - You have your first date with Leonard and things get heated.

Word Count - 2,551

Warnings - Smut (if you’re under 18 kindly move along), cussing, drinking

Disclaimer- I don’t own Leonard McCoy or Star Trek, I just write for fun.

Divider by @firefly-graphics

A/N: We’ve come to end of this mini series. Thanks so much for reading it, it was a lot of fun to write.

Part I Part II Part III

“‘Lo,” you mumbled, flopping over in bed.

“Hello, Lieutenant,” Leonard answered, vaguely amused.

“Leonard, hi!” You sat up and leaned against the headboard. Your voice sounded shrill to you and your heart was pounding. You felt like you were yelling. Were you yelling?

“I’m doing as you asked. I remember everything we said last night and I would still very much like to take you out on a date.”

“Oh,” you breathed, smiling like an idiot.

“Well, don’t leave me in suspense, Lieutenant.” You could tell he was smiling, the smug cute-ass bastard.

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Hi just curious if your doing a tagging list for high jinx I believe it's called your bones x reader fic it is amazing and I loved every word of it!

Awww, you’re so sweet! The fourth and final part of High-Jinx was posted a few days ago so there’s no tag list for it. I’m so glad you enjoyed it!

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Hi darling ♡ I really enjoyed reading your star trek writings, especially the series with McCoy!

Do you take commissions? I'm absolutely and hopelessly in love with scotty and there is definitely not enough stuff to read with him! :(

Hi! I’m so glad you enjoyed my Star Trek stories! High-Jinx was a lot of fun to write and I’m really proud of it so it makes me happy that you liked it! I don’t take commissions but I’m always open to story ideas. Feel free to message me with any Scotty plots you’d like to see and maybe I’ll write one. Thanks for reading!

[imamotherfuckingstar-lord]

Flame On

Deadpool x Reader 

Requested by @the-great-irene with the prompts: “Aren’t you tired of being the villian?” & “Be careful with those boxes. They’re heavy.” Thank you! This helped me get out of my Deadpool rut!

The room was in shambles as you rummaged through the belongings of your roommate’s room. It had only been a week but you couldn't stand the thought of her things going stale in the closed off room. Anger boiled your veins and tears ran from your eyes as you picked up the blue sweater you had bought her last Christmas. It was all your fault.

Your head jerked from the cotton sweater when a sound from the living room startled you. Rushing out of the room with your hand extended out, a beautifully warm ball of fire hovered over your open palm.

“Whoa, don't roast me. I taste awful,” Wade was on the ground and your eyes flickered to the window he had crawled through.

Sighing, the flame slowly died from your hand and you stared down at the merc.

“I have a door,” your voice was filled with false annoyance. Wade stood up and brushed off his knees, he reached around to his ass and pulled out a wedgie from his suit. The sight made you chuckle and he snapped his head toward you.

“She lives,” he joked pulling his mask up from his face, resting it on his forehead.

You turned and walked back into Jean’s room. “What do you need Wade.”

He followed right behind you and walked over to the bed.

“Just wondering if you were still going to do that thing you talked about doing,” he asked causally slumping down onto the edge of the bed.

“Get off her bed,” you whispered. You threw the blue sweater into the keep pile and looked up at Wade, who quickly jumped up from the bed. “Do me a favor, take those boxes in front of the bookcase to the living room.Jean’s sister is coming for her things.”

Wade gave you a salute before strolling over to the boxes. “Be careful with those boxes. They’re heavy,” you advised with a grim frown.

“The ones in my head or those?” Wade pointed at his head then the cardboard boxes on the floor. You rolled your eyes and ignored his question.

“Holy mother of shit!”

“I told you they were heavy,” you replied with a sigh. “Need help?”

“No..no..I don’t need my back or anything,” Wade retorted with huff and held the box to his chest.  You let a small smile show itself and pushed Wade out the door. “Just put it by the door.”

Wade trudged over to the door and placed the box down, reaching up to his mask and ripping it off his forehead. “So, about your suicide mission.”

You plopped onto the couch and reclined your head back. “Peter already gave me a lecture, definitely don’t need one from you.”

Wade’s body fell down next to yours, he swung his head to face you and brought a finger to your nose giving it a little poke. “Oh, no. I think it’s a great fool proof revenge plan.”

“Well,” you flickered a wrist upward and little flames appeared in the air, dancing around as you swirled your fingers. “Peter was not happy about it.”

“Spideypool is a wet blanket, did he give you the “Aren’t you tired of being the villain?” spiel?”

You laughed and nodded, “Sure did.”

Wade rolled his eyes and moved closer to you, his knees touched yours relaxing your entire body up. “Peter’s a hero, we aren’t.”

You looked over to Wade, his eyes were staring right at you, with a smirk on his face. You  reached down for his hand, the feel of the material from his suit cooled your burning skin. “There’s no real difference between a hero and villain. We’re all people who think we’re doing the right thing. And I’m going to do the right thing for Jean.”

“So you’re gonna kill those sorry assholes! I’ve been itching for a fight,” Wade’s face lit up and he clapped his hands together. “My little killing machine is back!”

You tried to hold back a grin when he pulled you onto his lap, but Wade was the only good thing you had now. Jean had been killed  because of you. Those assholes wanted to make you weak, but they should have realized they were only fueling the fire, quite literally too. Snuggling into his chest, your head dipped back and a genuine smile pulled from your lips. “You do the slicing and I’ll be all,“Flame On!”

The merc with a mouth nodded furiously, “Hell yeah, that’s what I’m talking about!”

“We’ll get those bastards for Jean,” you sighed contently, feeling relieved to know he had your back.

Wade’s hand flew to your chin and he pulled you toward his face, you stared into his eyes for a moment before locking lips with the handsome devil. His lips kissed you softly, but his hand moved right to your breasts and you couldn't help but chuckle against his mouth. Teasing the merc, your hand hovered near his face and he yelled when the warmth of you flame became too hot.

“No! No! Not the suit, you know how long it took to fix the last hole you burnt into it!”

“You were totally into it,” you mused pulling the flame away from his face and letting it evaporate in the air. He just groaned in response and drew you down onto his chest, the two of you sat quietly until Wade could bare it no longer. 

“Can you believe they used the same actor to play both Human Torch and Captain America?”

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Imagine confronting Jim about his flirting

Gif submitted by the lovely @supernaturallymarvellous  

tags under the cut. 

It had weeks, no months of endless flirtation between the extremely charming Captain and yourself. But it was at a current stand still, because neither of you really knew if the other was truly interested. Or the flirting was just platonic fun. But for you, it was far from platonic. Jim was adventurously fun, extremely kind and well, the man was looker.

So feeling fed up with the entire situation and with a little liquid courage from Chekov, you waltzed into the turbolift and headed to the Bridge. Once the lift doors opened, you looked over to the Captain who was sitting in the command chair.

“Permission to come aboard, Captain.”

Jim looked over his shoulders and smiled when he saw you standing there, he granted the permission and asked what he could do for you. Oh, the things you wished you could tell him.

You walked over to his side and he smiled up at you. “Everything okay, Commander?”

Taking a deep breath and let's face it, a leap of bravery, you spoke. “No, franky everything's not okay.”

Jim shifted in his seat, his eyes blinked in panic. “What’s going on? Are you hurt? Is everything okay down with Scotty?”

He attempted to rise from his seat, but you held out hand to stop him. “I’m not hurt and everything is fine with Scotty. It’s just, well.”

“Tell me,” he smiled softly at you.

“Well, Jim. It’s just we’ve been doing this back and forth flirting for months now. And I really do enjoy spending time with you, I think you’re a great person.” You paused for a brief moment to a get sense of his disposition. The man was just smiling contently, nodding his head to your words. You gazed around the room and lowered your voice before speaking again. “And I understand you’re the Captain and you might not want to mix business with pleasure. So if that’s the case, then for the love of god stop flirting with me.”

You gripped at your red uniform dress and waited for a response from your Captain. Jim chuckled and stood up from his seat, “Are you done?”

“Yes,” you replied with fake annoyance.

“Well,” he stepped toward you, filling in the space that separated you from him. “I was just telling Bones this morning that it was about time I asked you out on a date. He had graciously offered to give me a few culinary tips for the meal I was planning to cook.”

“Cook?”

“You do like chicken? There are a few benefits when it comes to being Captain. I had a mini kitchen set up in my quarters. Sometimes a home cooked meal is needed.”

“Meal?”

Jim laughed and smiled toward the ground before looking up at you. “So, what do you say? Dinner tonight?”

Your heart beated fast and your hands were a little sweaty, but his blue eyes beamed at you and that was all you needed. “God, yes.”

Jim smirked and reached for your hand, giving it a light squeeze. “Tonight, then.”

“Tonight.”

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[spinsterlocity-writes]

Oh my goodness, I’m so glad you enjoyed this! It was a lot of fun to write them being just normal people goofing around and grousing at Steve’s enthusiasm haha. And once again your tags are giving me life!

Team Building

Characters - Avengers x Reader

Summary - The team meets for an early breakfast and they are not happy.

Word Count - 554

Warnings - Swearing

A/N: Thanks to @widdershinny for the excellent prompt of The Avengers having a big breakfast!

“Mornin’ everyone!” Steve greeted his fellow Avengers as he strolled into the kitchen, way too chipper for the ungodly hour. The team replied with a grumble here, a half-hearted wave there, and he could have sworn a raised middle finger.

“Rogers, what the hell is so important you insisted on breakfast at stupid o’ clock?” Nat asked as she spread cream cheese on a bagel.

Steve grabbed a plate and looked over the impressive spread on the kitchen island.

“It’s 7:00am, Nat.” He loaded his plate with eggs, bacon, and mini muffins.

“It’s god damn Saturday!” Bucky groused.

“So, I’ve been up since 5:00.” Steve smirked.

“That’s because you’re a lunatic,” Bucky retorted. You winked at him and shot him a finger gun. He nodded in return.

“Okay, okay. We’re doing team building today!” Steve said like an over excited child practically bouncing in his seat.

More grumbles, groans, and you gotta be kidding me’s echoed around the kitchen. Sam threw a grape at Steve’s head and exclaimed “Come on, man!”

“It’s gonna be fun!” Steve defended himself.

“Yeah, in the ways colonoscopies are fun.” Tony snorted.

“I’m going to beat you to death with your own shoe, Steven!” You threatened.

“C’mon, Y/N. It’s gonna be great. We’re gonna play games, solve puzzles, and get to know each other better,” Steve replied with a goofy grin and a light poke in your side.

You side eyed him and speared some hash browns with your fork. “We know each other plenty,” You sassed, and stuffed some hash browns into your mouth.

Clint swiped a piece of bacon from Natasha’s plate while making his way to the coffee pot for yet another refill. “Couldn’t we have done this at a normal hour, like, I don’t know lunch time?!” She swatted his hand away with a playful glare.

“To be fair, you usually have lunch at 4:00 when left to your own devices.” You laughed. Clint stuck his tongue out at you in response.

“Excuse me for wanting us to have breakfast as a family for once!” Steve whined.

“Did this bitch just try and guilt trip us like someone’s mom?!” You cackled.

Sam nodded, “Yep, he just went total mom friend on us. Again.”

“Alright, alright,” Tony said, stretching, “Let’s get this over with. Drinks are on me afterwards.”

“Okay, everyone. Outside! The first game is leading your partner around an obstacle course blindfolded.” Steve announced with a grin.

“I hope you have the med bay on standby. I have a feeling this is going to be a disaster.” You said as you made your way out of the kitchen.”

“Why do I feel like that was aimed at me?” Clint asked over his shoulder.

You smiled. “Because it was. Nice pun, by the way. Aimed. Get it? Because you use a bow and arrow.”

Clint waited for you to catch up with him, put you in a headlock and have you a noogie. “You’re such a dork!” He laughed.

As Steve trailed behind he smiled, thankful for his rag-tag group of friends. He was pulled from his sentimental reverie when a plastic pink ball smacked him in the middle of his forehead.

“Head’s up!" Bucky yelled.

“God dammit, Buck!” Steve yelled and took off in a sprint after his best friend.

[imamotherfuckingstar-lord]

Imagine both Jim & Spock being interested in you

“Commander Y/L/N is quite the woman,” Jim mused to his First Commander, Spock.

Spock nodded softly, “I do concur.”

“She’s beautiful too, right?” Jim smirked at his friend, expecting that the Vulcan would ignore his comment.

“I-I did notice her attractiveness,” Spock spoke out, not meeting Jim’s gaze.

“Spock,” the Captain stared at his friend in disbelief.

“Yes, Jim.”

“I think I have competition,” he laughed steady, until realization hit both men.They immediately looked over at each other, shock in both their eyes.

“It’s highly illogical that Commander Y/L/N would have you as her suitor,” Spock said in his usual monotone voice.

Jim scoffed playfully, “You just haven’t witness my charm in full action.”

“I suppose we shall see,” Spock replied.

“I suppose,” Jim smirked to himself just as the turbolift door opened up.

“Captain, Commander Spock,” you smiled brightly at both men. You immediately felt some sort of tension between the two handsome men as you walked into the lift. They both straightened up as you stood in front of them facing the door.

“Is Bones being nice to you up in MedBay?” Jim asked with a smile.

You looked over your shoulder and nodded, “A perfect gentlemen.”

“Good, good,” the Captain smiled at you kindly.

“Commander Y/L/N, have you given any thought to joining our expedition down to Fluna MI1? Your expertise in plant life would surely come in handy,” Spock softer then Jim was use to hearing and he grinned to himself. That sly Vulcan.

“I’m not sure if Dr. McCoy could spare me,” you turned to face both men, holding your PADD to your chest. “But I suppose if both of you will be going down to Fluna MI1, I could be convinced otherwise.”

The turbolift door opened once more.

“Well, I’ll see you two handsome devils around,” you exited the lift with a huge grin on your face.

The two men watched the door closed, neither speaking a word as the lift made it’s way to the Bridge. Once they arrived, Jim looked over to Spock.

“We’ll let Y/N decide,” he asserted to his First Commander.

Spock looked at Jim, “That seems reasonable.”

“Let the best man win,” Jim chuckled, motioning for Spock to exit the lift first.

“I plan to Captain,” the Vulcan said quietly as he walked over to his post. Jim shook his head in laughter as he settled into his command chair.

“This is going to be fun,” Jim grinned to himself and asked Sulu to change course to Fluna MI1.

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[spinsterlocity-writes]

Thank you so much! Assuming the only reason the reader is needed is to keep Bucky and Sam in line is a safe bet. Maybe the reader says run so they don’t end up on the news “AVENGERS MAKE A SCENE AT A LOCAL MARKET! STORY AT ELEVEN!” It’s easier for FRIDAY to show the footage than to have the reader explain. They’re probably tired from all of Bucky and Sam’s jackassery. I love the reaction gifs you chose, especially the Gibbs head slap! I’m so glad you enjoyed the story and your comments always make me smile!

Three Idiots and a Grocery Store

Characters - Sam Wilson, Bucky Barnes, Reader

Summary - You have to go grocery shopping with Sam and Bucky and things get ridiculous. 

Word Count - 744

Warnings - Swearing, Adults acting like imbeciles 

A/N - Another excellent prompt by @widdershinny​

Y/N: Your Name

Y/N/N: Your Nickname

Y/L/N: Your Last Name

You were enjoying a rare free day in the Avengers compound by lounging on a couch in the common room, stuffing your face with your favorite snacks, and binge watching your current TV obsession. It was perfect. And then it was ruined. 

“Yo, Y/N! You, me and Barnes are on grocery store duty,” Sam said as he stood in front of the TV. “We leave in 15 minutes.”

You shooed him away from the TV. “You know, you make a better door than a window. Besides, it’s my first free day in ages! You’re looking at my plans for it.”

Sam plopped down on the couch next to you and gave you a sympathetic look. “Sorry, Y/N/N. The site we order from is down and we need food STAT.”

You threw your head back dramatically. “Fine!” You groaned. As you were getting up, Bucky came into the room. 

“Personally, I like going to the grocery store,” he said. 

Sam looked at him incredulously. “You would, ya weirdo.”

“What?! The produce that gets delivered is meh in my book,” Bucky answered. 

“Your face is a meh book,” Sam mumbled under his breath. 

“Whatever, you know I’m right.” Bucky shrugged. “Plus, I don’t like strangers handling my plums.” 

“There’s a joke in there somewhere and I’m going to leave you guys to find it.” You laughed. “I’ll change and we can go.”

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[spinsterlocity-writes]

Oh my gosh, thank you so much! You’re so sweet!

I’m so glad you’re are enjoying my characterization so far! Part III comes out this weekend so keep an eye out for it! Also, your tags are everything ��

High-Jinx, Part II

Characters - Characters -Jim Kirk, Hikaru Sulu, Female Reader, Eventual Leonard McCoy x Female Reader

Summary - Jim, Sulu, and you take your newly germinated plant and shenanigans ensue.

Word Count - 1,174

Warnings - Recreational drug use, cussing, jackassery

Disclaimer- I do not own Star Trek, Jim Kirk, Hikaru Sulu, or Leonard McCoy. I just write for fun.

Divider by @firefly-graphics

Part I

The following day passed without much incident. Most of the crew was focused on shore leave. Jim and Hikaru gave you goofy and conspiratorial looks when they saw you. You’d just smile and roll your eyes at your two best friends. What had you gotten yourself into?

Hikaru and Jim arrived at your door at 21:00 sharp.

“Hello, boys,” you said in a husky voice and exaggerated pout.

Hikaru shook his head and laughed.

“Let’s get fucked up,” Jim pushed his way passed Sulu into your quarters.

“Make yourselves at home,” you said following them into your living room.

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I’m so glad you’re enjoying it! Your comments make me ridiculously happy!

High-Jinx, Part III

Characters - Leonard McCoy x Female Reader

Summary - You spend a day of shore leave with Leonard McCoy and he surprises you with a confession.

Word Count - 1,850

Warnings - Recreational drug use and mild cursing

Disclaimer- I do not own Leonard McCoy or Star Trek. I just write for fun.

Divider by @firefly-graphics

Part I Part II

You were spaced out, standing in line to check into your hotel for some much needed relaxation when a voice jolted you out of your reverie.

“How are you feeling this morning, Lieutenant?” Leonard McCoy asked over your shoulder.

You jumped at the sound of his voice and turned around. “God, you scared me,” you laughed. “I’m just fine Dr. McCoy. How are you?”

“I thought you might be a little fuzzy headed after last night,” he smiled.

“Nope!” you shook your head. “Oh, I have those findings I mentioned last night and the analysis of the urine and blood samples I took last night and this morning.” You handed him a plastic document envelope as he gaped at you.

“You analyzed blood and urine last night!?” he whispered.

You waved him off, “Of course not!” You turned to take a quick look at the line in front of you. “I took samples last night and this morning and plugged the data into a program before I left the ship. Let me tell you, Jim was not happy to see me this morning.”

“No, I don’t guess he would’ve been,” Leonard chuckled. “How were you in any shape to do that?” he shook his head.

“I know how to manage my high, McCoy,” you stage whispered with a grin.

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You’re so sweet! I’m so glad you enjoyed them!

Masterlist-Updated 8-14-21

Marvel

Morning Ritual Steve x Platonic! Gender Neutral Reader

Nonsense Bandits Avengers x Gender Neutral Reader

Star Trek

High-Jinx Jim Kirk x Platonic!Female Reader, Hikaru Sulu x Platonic!Female Reader, Eventual Leonard McCoy x Female Reader

Part I

Part II

Part III

Part IV

Hide and Seek Scotty x Female Reader

White Collar

The Swing of Things Neal Caffrey x Female Reader

Worlds Collide Neal Caffrey x Female Reader

November 2019 Drabbles

Team Building Avengers x Reader

Three idiots and a Grocery Store Sam Wilson x Bucky Barnes x Reader

Homesick Leonard McCoy x Gender Neutral Reader

Boozy Movie Marathon Natasha Romanov x Wanda Maximoff x Gender Neutral Reader (feat. Bucky Barnes and Sam Wilson)

[spinsterlocity-writes]

OH. MY. GOD. Your comments made my day!! I’m so glad you enjoyed it! In my mind The Avengers are a group of lovable idiots when they have downtime. Steve is totally the mom friend of the group and the others make fun of him for it. I’m glad you liked the reader character’s smart ass remarks, they are definitely a little shit. Thanks so much for reading and the sweet comments!

Team Building

Characters - Avengers x Reader

Summary - The team meets for an early breakfast and they are not happy.

Word Count - 554

Warnings - Swearing

A/N: Thanks to @widdershinny for the excellent prompt of The Avengers having a big breakfast!

“Mornin’ everyone!” Steve greeted his fellow Avengers as he strolled into the kitchen, way too chipper for the ungodly hour. The team replied with a grumble here, a half-hearted wave there, and he could have sworn a raised middle finger.

“Rogers, what the hell is so important you insisted on breakfast at stupid o’ clock?” Nat asked as she spread cream cheese on a bagel.

Steve grabbed a plate and looked over the impressive spread on the kitchen island.

“It’s 7:00am, Nat.” He loaded his plate with eggs, bacon, and mini muffins.

“It’s god damn Saturday!” Bucky groused.

“So, I’ve been up since 5:00.” Steve smirked.

“That’s because you’re a lunatic,” Bucky retorted. You winked at him and shot him a finger gun. He nodded in return.

“Okay, okay. We’re doing team building today!” Steve said like an over excited child practically bouncing in his seat.

More grumbles, groans, and you gotta be kidding me’s echoed around the kitchen. Sam threw a grape at Steve’s head and exclaimed “Come on, man!”

“It’s gonna be fun!” Steve defended himself.

“Yeah, in the ways colonoscopies are fun.” Tony snorted.

“I’m going to beat you to death with your own shoe, Steven!” You threatened.

“C’mon, Y/N. It’s gonna be great. We’re gonna play games, solve puzzles, and get to know each other better,” Steve replied with a goofy grin and a light poke in your side.

You side eyed him and speared some hash browns with your fork. “We know each other plenty,” You sassed, and stuffed some hash browns into your mouth.

Clint swiped a piece of bacon from Natasha’s plate while making his way to the coffee pot for yet another refill. “Couldn’t we have done this at a normal hour, like, I don’t know lunch time?!” She swatted his hand away with a playful glare.

“To be fair, you usually have lunch at 4:00 when left to your own devices.” You laughed. Clint stuck his tongue out at you in response.

“Excuse me for wanting us to have breakfast as a family for once!” Steve whined.

“Did this bitch just try and guilt trip us like someone’s mom?!” You cackled.

Sam nodded, “Yep, he just went total mom friend on us. Again.”

“Alright, alright,” Tony said, stretching, “Let’s get this over with. Drinks are on me afterwards.”

“Okay, everyone. Outside! The first game is leading your partner around an obstacle course blindfolded.” Steve announced with a grin.

“I hope you have the med bay on standby. I have a feeling this is going to be a disaster.” You said as you made your way out of the kitchen.”

“Why do I feel like that was aimed at me?” Clint asked over his shoulder.

You smiled. “Because it was. Nice pun, by the way. Aimed. Get it? Because you use a bow and arrow.”

Clint waited for you to catch up with him, put you in a headlock and have you a noogie. “You’re such a dork!” He laughed.

As Steve trailed behind he smiled, thankful for his rag-tag group of friends. He was pulled from his sentimental reverie when a plastic pink ball smacked him in the middle of his forehead.

“Head’s up!“ Bucky yelled.

“God dammit, Buck!” Steve yelled and took off in a sprint after his best friend.

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High-Jinx, Part IV

Characters - Leonard McCoy x Female Reader

Summary - You have your first date with Leonard and things get heated.

Word Count - 2,551

Warnings - Smut (if you’re under 18 kindly move along), cussing, drinking

Disclaimer- I don’t own Leonard McCoy or Star Trek, I just write for fun.

Divider by @firefly-graphics

A/N: We’ve come to end of this mini series. Thanks so much for reading it, it was a lot of fun to write.

Part I Part II Part III

“‘Lo,” you mumbled, flopping over in bed.

“Hello, Lieutenant,” Leonard answered, vaguely amused.

“Leonard, hi!” You sat up and leaned against the headboard. Your voice sounded shrill to you and your heart was pounding. You felt like you were yelling. Were you yelling?

“I’m doing as you asked. I remember everything we said last night and I would still very much like to take you out on a date.”

“Oh,” you breathed, smiling like an idiot.

“Well, don’t leave me in suspense, Lieutenant.” You could tell he was smiling, the smug cute-ass bastard.

“You haven’t asked me a question yet, Dr. McCoy,” you grinned to yourself.

“I swear, woman,” he scoffed. “Lieutenant Y/L/N, would you do the honor of joining me for dinner tonight?”

“I’d love to.”

“Great, how does 19:00 sound?”

“It sounds perfect,” you beamed.

“Great, I’ll pick you up then.”

“I look forward to it,” you smiled and picked an imaginary piece of lint off of the duvet.

“Bye, Y/N,” Leonard whispered.

“Bye,” you whispered back.

You ended the call, slumped back on the bed and wiggled around in excitement.

You spent the afternoon getting scrubbed, pampered, and beautified in the hotel’s spa. You patted yourself on the back for having the good sense to treat yourself to a spa package when you learned where this shore leave was going to be. After your time at the spa you bought a nice lunch and spent the rest of the day in your room listening to relaxing music and trying to calm the butterflies in your stomach.

Leonard arrived quite predictably at 19:00 on the dot. You hoped he didn’t hear your breath hitch when you opened the door and saw him standing there in a nicely cut suit, no tie, and dress shirt with the top buttons undone.

“Wow, you look beautiful,” he said with a smile.

You looked down shyly and fiddled with the clasp on your bag.

“Thank you, so do you. I mean...you look very handsome,” you cursed your nervousness as you jolted inside and felt your body heat up.

You locked your door and you and Leonard made your way to the elevator. Your tummy fluttered when he placed his hand on the small of your back.

“So, are we headed to the hotel restaurant?” you asked as the elevator doors opened.

“No, a little restaurant two blocks away. Are you okay to walk there?” he asked, looking down at your feet.

“That’s sweet of you to ask but I can manage a couple of blocks,” you chuckled.

“I don’t want you to be uncomfortable,” he nodded.

“You really are a gentleman, Leonard McCoy,” you bumped him with your shoulder.

He scoffed and rubbed the back of his neck.

You enjoyed the slightly warm yet breezy evening on the short walk to the restaurant. Your hands occasionally brushed each other and you’d laugh nervously. You hooked your arm through Leonard’s in a moment of bravery to spare yourselves more awkwardness. Just as he mentioned, the restaurant was exactly two blocks from the hotel and was an adorable bistro.

This was shaping up to be one of the best dates you’d ever been on. After you got over your initial butterflies the conversation flowed seamlessly. You and Leonard traded stories about your childhoods, time in Starfleet, and shenanigans of Jim’s that you got dragged into. The menu even had some of your favorite dishes. You also learned that Leonard was devastatingly handsome in candlelight.

After dessert and coffee you left the restaurant, this time hand in hand. You walked a little slower, trying to prolong the evening. At a stop light, a block away from the hotel, Leonard spun you into him and looked at you.

“Can I kiss you?” he asked, breathless and full of want. You nodded.

“Need to hear you, darlin’,” he caressed your cheek.

“Yes, please,” you replied softly.

Leonard’s hand moved to the back of your neck as he kissed you deep and slow. Time seemed to stop and life around you faded to a gentle hum when his tongue gently dipped into your mouth. Sound flooded back sharply as he pulled away. You looked at him with wonder and he smiled. He took your hand in his and led you across the street as the signal to walk blinked. It took a moment for reality to sink in and for your legs to work properly.

“Would you like to come up to my room for a drink?” Leonard asked as you entered the hotel.

“I’d love to,” you smiled and gave his hand a little squeeze.

Inside the elevator you leaned a little into Leonard’s side and he wrapped an arm around you.

“Thank you for this, Leonard. It was lovely.”

“The night’s not over yet but you’re welcome.” His arm ever so slightly tightened around you.

When you got to Leonard’s room he told you to make yourself comfortable. You kicked off your shoes, plopped down on the sofa, and curled your feet up near your bottom as Leonard took off his suit jacket and draped it over the back of a chair.

“Let’s see, we have water, wine, whiskey, and juice. What’s your poison?” he asked, rolling his shirt sleeves to his elbows.

“Whiskey on the rocks, please,” you replied with a smile.

“Woman after my own heart,” he smiled.

Leonard handed you your drink, picked up the remote to the entertainment center and chose a music station. Soft instrumental music filled the air. It was pleasant but not enough to be distracting.

“This alright?”

“It’s perfect.” You took a sip of your drink and tilted your head in appreciation of the smooth taste.

He sat down, turned to you and said, “You know, I’d been wanting to ask you out for a while now.”

“Really?! Why didn’t you?”

“I thought I might be too dull or cranky for you,” he shrugged and took a sip of his drink.

“In what universe are you dull, Leonard? It’s impossible to be friends with the people we’re friends with and be dull,” you shifted a little closer to him. “As for cranky, I’d be cranky too if I had to patch Jim up as often as you do.”

“Well, I guess you got me there,” he chuckled.

You continued to sip your drinks and talk. At some point your legs ended up in his lap and he stroked one absentmindedly as he talked. Suddenly, it was quiet and you looked at each other, small smiles on your faces.

“Can I kiss you again?” he asked softly.

“Yes, please,” you sighed.

Leonard held your face in his hands and looked at you for a moment. His thumbs caressed your cheeks. He kissed you softly and you placed your hands on his wrists. He deepened the kiss, his tongue caressing yours and you moaned softly. He laid you back against the arm of the couch and kissed your neck. You gasped and bucked your hips up when his lips brushed your pulse point.

He chuckled and whispered, “I wonder what other spots drive you crazy.” He nibbled your ear and you whimpered. He dipped his tongue into your ear and you squealed and rolled your hips into his.

“That’s two,” he growled as his hands traced your curves.

“Are you going to count all of them?” you panted.

He pulled back and stared down at you.

“Honey, I plan to not only count but memorize all the things that drive you crazy.”

“Oh god,” you whimpered.

He switched to the other side of your neck and sucked on your pulse point. Your hips rolled again, “Leonard, please,” you whined.

“Tell me what you need, darlin’,” he whispered.

“Please touch me,” you sighed and rubbed your lower half against his, feeling him harden underneath you.

“Oh honey, you’re soaked,” Leonard groaned as one of his fingers parted your slit and caressed your folds.

You whined and squirmed under his touch. He circled your clit and you arched your back.

“Mmm, I think that’s three.”

You bucked your hips up as his finger slid over your sex, the tightness in your lower abdomen close to snapping.

“Please, Leonard, please let me come!”

He circled your clit faster and you moaned.

“Come on honey, let go for me,”

Leonard added a little more pressure and you keened, clenching around nothing.

“There you go,” he whispered with a smile.

You flung your arm over your eyes as you caught your breath.

“You alright, darlin’? Because I’m nowhere near done with you.”

You moved your arm from your eyes, “Well then, I think we better take this somewhere more comfortable.”

He stood up, offered you his hand and smirked, “Good idea.”

Leonard had you undressed and on his bed in what felt like record time. He kissed the hollow of your throat, you sighed and ran your fingers through his hair. He kissed down your chest and took your nipple into his mouth and sucked. You moaned his name as he rolled your other nipple between his fingers.

“Four,” he chuckled as he kissed down your stomach.

You laughed and rolled your eyes.

“Need to taste you, sweetheart,” he kissed your inner thigh.

“Please,” you panted.

He parted you with his thumbs.

“Will you look at that, so pretty,” he placed a soft kiss on your clit. He placed his hands under your ass and held you in place as his tongue explored your pussy.

“You taste so fucking good,” he murmured and began fucking you with his tongue.

You felt tension in your belly and you sobbed his name. One of your hands gripped the sheets, the other reached down and grabbed his hair as you came against his mouth.

Leonard kissed his way back up your body as you came back to your senses. He caressed your cheek and gave you a soft kiss. You started to move down the bed to return the favor.

“No, no. Another time, I need to be inside you. Do you have a condom?”

“We don’t need one. I’m on birth control and I’m clean, unless you’d rather use one.

“No, I’m clean,” he kissed your cheek. “Are you sure you want to do this?”

“Yes. Leonard, please fuck me. “

He took his cock in his hand and positioned himself at your entrance. You sighed as he pushed inside of you.

“You feel so good,” he gasped as he let you adjust to him.

“Please move, Leonard!” You whined and rolled your hips.

“God, darlin’, you’re so tight around me. Feels so good,” he growled.

Leonard kissed you deeply and began to thrust into you slowly. You wrapped your arms around him and met his thrusts.

“Faster, please,” you whispered.

He picked up the pace and moaned into your neck. “You feel so fucking good. You like this, honey?”

“Yes, Leonard, please! You feel so good!”

He switched up his angle and rolled his hips, hitting your sweet spot. You cried out as you braced a hand against the headboard.

“Is that it, honey? Is that the spot?” he smirked.

“Yes, god! Don’t stop,” you whined.

He rolled his hips harder and kissed your neck. Your eyes rolled back in your head and your toes began to curl.

“Come for me sweetheart. Need you to come for me honey,” he grunted.

You wailed, your vision whiting out as you came undone.

“There you go. That’s it, darlin,” Leonard cooed.

As you floated back to earth, you heard him whimper. He placed his hands on either side of your head and quickened his thrusts.

“Oh god, I’m gonna come,” he moaned.

“Come for me, Leonard. Let go,” you whispered and kissed his neck.

He went rigid and howled into your neck as he filled you up. He slumped half on you and half on the bed. You stroked his back and his hair as he caught his breath. He rolled over on his side and smiled at you.

“Hi,” he sighed.

“Hi yourself,” you laughed and kissed him. You cuddled for a couple of minutes and then took turns cleaning up in the bathroom. You were asleep almost as soon as he wrapped his arms around you.

You woke up alone, slightly sore, and stretched your aching body. You rolled out of bed and went to the bathroom to freshen up. You grabbed a plush hotel robe hanging on the door that wasn’t there the night before. You smiled when you saw it was in your size. You figured Leonard must have called the front desk for it while you slept. You found him on the couch reading in the living room. You flopped down and rested your head on his shoulder. He chuckled and kissed your head.

“You sleep okay?” he asked as he wrapped his arm around you. You nodded.

“Someone’s not a morning person,” he joked.

“Not until I’ve had caffeine,” you mumbled.

“Breakfast should be here any minute, don’t you worry.”

“Thank you,” you leaned up and pecked his lips.

Leonard put his hand around the back of your neck as you tried to pull away and kissed you deeply. He pulled back and brushed his nose against yours.

“Good morning,” he whispered.

“Morning,” you smiled.

He was about to kiss you again when there was a knock at the door. He sighed and lightly pecked your lips, “That’ll be breakfast.”

He pulled away, got up from the couch and answered the door. Jim pushed past him, animatedly asking if Leonard had seen you because he and Sulu were going to do something later that you were going to love. Leonard tried to stop him from moving further into the room.

“Bones, stop pushing me, what’s wrong with...OH HO HO!” Jim laughed as he saw you sitting on the couch. “Well, I guess you’ve seen quite a bit of her. Hello, Y/N,” he waggled his eyebrows.

You rolled your eyes and gave him a lazy wave.

Leonard sighed and pinched the bridge of his nose, “Jim, get the hell out of here!”

“Well, now I know why you didn’t call me back last night, you sly dog! Y/N I want all the details later,” Jim winked.

You shook your head and laughed, “Jim, get out of here before Leonard kills you.”

“Alright, I’m goin’, I’m goin’,” he chuckled. As he opened the door to leave, a waiter stood poised to knock on the door.

“Ooh room service! You’re going all out, Bones,” Jim teased as he left.

“Goodbye, Jim,” you yelled.

“Sorry about that, if you could put everything on the table that’d be great,” Leonard said to the waiter.

After everything was situated and the waiter left, you sat down and started eating.

“You know everyone in Starfleet staying in this hotel is going to know about us by dinner time,” you laughed.

“I don’t give a damn who knows if you go out with me again,” Leonard took your hand in his.

You pretended to think about it, “I think I can do that,” you smiled.

“Oh, you’re trouble,” he laughed and kissed your hand.

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High-Jinx, Part II

Characters - Characters -Jim Kirk, Hikaru Sulu, Female Reader, Eventual Leonard McCoy x Female Reader

Summary - Jim, Sulu, and you take your newly germinated plant and shenanigans ensue.

Word Count - 1,174

Warnings - Recreational drug use, cussing, jackassery

Disclaimer- I do not own Star Trek, Jim Kirk, Hikaru Sulu, or Leonard McCoy. I just write for fun.

Divider by @firefly-graphics

Part I

The following day passed without much incident. Most of the crew was focused on shore leave. Jim and Hikaru gave you goofy and conspiratorial looks when they saw you. You’d just smile and roll your eyes at your two best friends. What had you gotten yourself into?

Hikaru and Jim arrived at your door at 21:00 sharp.

“Hello, boys,” you said in a husky voice and exaggerated pout.

Hikaru shook his head and laughed.

“Let’s get fucked up,” Jim pushed his way passed Sulu into your quarters.

“Make yourselves at home,” you said following them into your living room.

You plopped down on your sofa, opened a small envelope, and pulled out 2 leaves. Jim and Hikaru were practically vibrating with excitement. You chuckled and tore one of the leaves in half.

“Okay, you excitable kittens,” you handed them half a leaf each. “Eat this and relax.”

“Hang on, why do you get a whole leaf?” Hikaru asked as he lounged back on your sofa.

“Because I know how to manage my high, Sulu. And we don’t know how much is too much for you two yet. Just hang out and if nothing happens, I’ll give you a little more.”

“Y/N, what if I’m allergic to this stuff?” Jim asked, suddenly nervous.

“Relax, I looked over the list of things you’re allergic to and you’re in the clear.” You patted his knee, “We’ll go to the medbay if anything happens.” Hikaru scratched the back of his neck and Jim drummed his fingers on his thighs

“Why does this feel like a clinical trial but less fun?” you sighed, grabbed your PADD and turned on some music. “You guys want a soda or something?” you asked while walking to the replicator.

“Lemonade, please,” Hikaru said, his head bopping to the music.

“Cola, for me thanks,” Jim smiled.

“Did you guys hear Scotty cussing up a storm earlier? What was that about?” you handed them their drinks.

“Oh, yeah! He found two Ensigns trying to get it on in a Jeffries tube,” Jim cackled.

“I guess shore leave started early for some people,” Sulu snorted.

All three of you broke into a fit of giggles. You sat around, talked, and listened to music for a while. Somehow, you started telling each other the worst jokes you knew.

“A man walks into a bar. Ouch.” Jim said, suddenly cracking up.

“I think it’s starting to kick in!” you wiped tears from your eyes. “Because that wasn’t that funny but I can’t stop laughing at it.”

“I feel tingly. Is that supposed to happen?” Hikaru asked and took a sip of his soda.

“It can.” you shifted on the sofa, getting more comfortable. “I get sort of a tingly sensation that starts in my feet and spreads through my whole body and becomes this nice fuzzy feeling.” You tucked your feet under you.

“That sounds nice,” Jim said dreamily.

“You okay there, Kirk?” you asked.

“Mhmm,” he replied and rested his head on your shoulder.

You smiled and played with his hair as he happily sighed.

Hikaru leaned against the other arm of the sofa and tucked his feet under himself.

You looked over and giggled, “Sulu, we look like bookends!”

“We do!” Hikaru laughed. “I’m hungry,” he suddenly announced.

“Ooh, let’s replicate some food!” Jim said excitedly as he poked your thigh.

“Okay!” you replied as you pushed his hand away from you.

All three of you were soon full of your favorite snack food and arguing about the best possible deck for sliding around on socked feet.

“I’m telling you, it’s near engineering!” Hikaru argued.

“Sulu, I love you but you’re wrong. It’s definitely near the med bay. Those floors are so clean you can eat off of them. Perfect for sliding,” you disagreed.

“I think Y/N’s right. Plus it would annoy the shit out of Bones and I can never pass up the opportunity to annoy him,” Jim laughed.

“Then it’s settled, near the med bay it is!” you smiled.

Leonard McCoy was finishing up paperwork when he heard raucous laughter outside the med bay. The laughter of Jim, Hikaru, and yourself to be precise.

“Dammit, what are those three up to now?” he sighed.

When he exited the med bay he saw Hikaru in front of Jim and they were both on their hands and knees giggling.

“Hurry up, Y/N. We gotta play Kick the Can after this!” Hikaru laughed.

“Alright, I’m goin’, I’m goin’! This one’s for the gold!” you yelled and jumped over Jim.

“What in the Sam Hill are you idiots doing?!” Leonard yelled. He startled you and you lost your balance after you jumped over Hikaru and landed with an oof on the floor in front of him.

“Uh oh, we just got busted by Space Dad,” Hikaru giggled, setting off a fit of cackles from you and Jim.

Leonard helped you up off the floor and took your face in his hands.

“Your pupils are dilated, are you okay? he asked, ignoring Jim and Hikaru’s laughter.

You pushed his hands away from your face and said, “Get your hands off me, McCoy, unless you’re going to touch me someplace interesting,” you winked.

Leonard sputtered and looked at Jim and Hikaru. “All of your pupils are dilated. What’s going on?”

“I figured out a way to germinate a plant that’s essentially edible cannabis leaves,” you shrugged.

“It’s kind of minty,” Jim giggled.

“You gave it to Jim?! He’s allergic to everything!” Leonard yelled.

“Calm down, Leonard! I know what I’m doing! I’ve been testing it for months and I’ve been monitoring Jim for possible allergic reactions. I am a scientist, you know,” you replied with a huff.

“You three are going to be the death of me,” Leonard ran a hand from his forehead to his chin.

“Listen, I’ve written my findings in a report and researched intergalactic law and Starfleet rules about this. I’ve covered my ass, I’m not going to jeopardize my dream job over this, McCoy. You can read my findings anytime you want,” you said. “Now, relax,” you smiled.

“Relax, she says, after I find her playing Leapfrog with the ship’s captain and senior helmsman. Where’d you find out about this ancient kid’s game anyway?” Leonard scoffed.

“I looked up historical kid’s games once. Leapfrog and Kick the Can sounded like fun,” you grinned. Leonard shook his head.

“I’m starrrrving! Let’s go replicate a pizza. NO! Tacos! NO! pizza AND tacos!” Jim said.

“I’m going to get these two some food. Wanna join us?” you asked.

“No, thank you. I’m going to bed, I think I’ve seen enough of your shenanigans for tonight. I’ll find you during leave to read those findings. We’re all staying at the same hotel, right?”

“Yep. Have a good night, Leonard,” you lightly touched his arm.

Leonard watched you, Jim, and Hikaru gather your shoes and socks and run barefoot around the corner to the elevator.

He shook his head and smiled, “She’s trouble. I’m in trouble.”