#spinecorset watches murderous sea

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watch my show boy.

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genuinely xg as a lacunae in the narrative of sh. makes me fucking insane. he’s not there. he’s so not there that it’s obvious that he should be there and the wound of his absence is aching and bloodied. the narrative is not about him but in its avoidance of him it is centred around him. wx loves him and misses him so damn much he can’t even say his name and that silence paints the picture of the man who isn’t there. do you fucking understand me. hello.

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back to our court-mandated child endangerment show, and would you look at that! they’re endangering the child! sick and twisted. truly unconscionable. despicable. what next? wanton murder? HOMOSEXUALISM? we MUST not let this progress!

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cool motive, still caused incalculable suffering though.

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wx is clearly gay if i was in his place i would have seduced sn over to my side.

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ah yes the obligatory horrible little bugs.

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i’m sorry your secret society has been kicked out. yeah because it’s “so sucks”.

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oh my god this intro is even better than i thought it would be it’s like. electro-operatic music over this almost crime procedural intro it’s so SO good.

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it must drive him insane to be basically the most qualified person in jiumen aside from maybe xh and wx (at least by the time sh takes place) and have [mercymorn voice] INFANTS telling him to shut up and sit down but it is also obscenely hysterical. pov you’re over a century old but some upstart thirtysomething with too much ambition and too little sense is arguing with you about things they have never actually experienced.

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ooo body horror, finally.

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he’s so terrible i want to wash him with a power hose and then stick him in a human sized dryer.

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i am obsessed with this sort of logic genuinely it’s so stupid. oh you want to leave the place where someone just got murdered? you must be the one who murdered them! like god shut up you sound like the people who think asking for a lawyer means you committed the crime instead of, like, a normal logical reaction to the situation at hand.

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camels :)

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it’s like the sex scenes where you have to watch them to get plot relevant information but WORSE because i can’t stop hacking with laughter and tears in my eyes.

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he’s trying to do Super Covert Secret Organisation Things or whatever and doesn’t even realise it comes off as flirting. autistic KING.

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the hilarious thing about this show is that they have to figure out a way to toss in all these ad placements but the way they do it unintentionally has made every single ad placement scene so far INCREDIBLY homoerotic and it makes me laugh so hard.