#spied on x2 LMAO

[starheirxero]

THE LORE HAS BEEN DELIVERED, AND I AM GOING INSANE OVER HERE-

Dark Sun is so damn interesting as a character, dude literally murdered his other half and pretty much stole his brain-

I need to dissect him under a microscope- I NEED TO GET INTO HIS BRAIN-

AND ECLIPSE IS ECLIPSING Again!!! LOOK AT HIM GO, HE IS SO PATHETIC, GOODNESS GRACIOUS-

Buddy really went "HAH, easy", and immediately starts falling to the floor, screaming in pain👀 He can't even get up, and still tries to act superior!

I am so curious about this whole conversation!!! Dark Sun seems to be building a star, maybe?? Maybe something to catch star power???

And what does he want from Eclipse?👀 He did ask for his eyes- I'm guessing, that whatever he installed might let him see what Eclipse is seeing!

They also really just ended it off with screams, huh-

-Stardust

RIGHTTTTT!!!!! HE IS SO FASCINATING FOR REALZIESSSS i am so intrigued by his WHOLE situation. why is he LIKE THAT /POS

AND ECLIPSEEEE YEA OMG THE COCKY ENTRANCE INTERRUPTED BY EVIL SUN'S SECURITY SYSTEMS WAS SO FUCJINF FUNNY 2 ME. AND LIKE U SAID HE STILL TRIED TO ACT TOUGH AFTERWARDS LIKE,, SIR YOU LITERALLY AND METAPHORICALLY DO NOT HAVE THE HIGH GROUND HERE LMAO 😭

OUHHH OMG I would be so wildly fascinated if he's doing something w/ star power bc honestly that feels like it only spells trouble LOL. AND WHEN HE ASKED FOR ECLIPSE'S EYES YEA,, That defs makes it sound like its gunna be some kinda spyware which makes me wonder what about our dimension would catch evil Sun's attention enough to warrant this???

AND THE END W/ THE SCREAM GHOD YEA. literally perfect. terribly exciting episode i can't wait to see where it goes from here 🙏

[leverage-ot3]

notable moments from The Reunion Job

leverage 3.02

Madavhi: All my work, erased, and I was only days away from cracking Manticore.

Nate: What's "Manticore"?

Madavhi: It's an electronic surveillance system. The Iranian government uses it to track protesters over cell phones, social networks, even e-mail.

Hardison: Yeah, hacker underground's flipping out about it. They use GPS to pinpoint a dissident, and then they swoop in and make the arrest.

Madavhi: The Internet made this protest possible, but now it's just a –

Nate: A liability? The government uses the people's weapon against them

- - - - -

Nate: "Cyrus"? It's "Mr. Madavhi." You can't get that attached.

Hardison: Fine. "Mr. Madavhi." He could go make a fortune working for Google or Microsoft. No, instead he risks his life fighting the bad guys. This is so our game.

Eliot (at the table behind them): He wasn't hit by the Vezarat. (comes around to sit with Hardison and Nate)

Nate: What, are you lurking?

Eliot: Yeah. I'm a lurker. It's my thing

- - - - -

eliot’s smile and raised eyebrows (x2) at hardison tho

+ he’s also wearing a red flannel with his leather jacket

- - - - -

Hardison: What's the Vezarat?

Eliot: That's the Iranian secret police. And trust me, if they wanted Cyrus, he wouldn't be sitting here talking to us.

Nate: But the Vezarat is still our logical target. So we should check our sources and see if there's a safe house in the area.

Hardison: So we're on this?

Nate: Yeah, well, we were always on this. I just wanted you to explain to me why. (gets up and heads for the Poker Room)

Hardison: You know how I feel about Mind games, Nate. Negatively. What are you looking at, lurker?

ELIOTS SMILE

- - - - -

Sophie: Eliot. Eliot, get rid of it. Ugh!

Eliot: (chuckling) I think he likes you.

Sophie (stands): You're gonna pay for this

eliot: mocks her

sophie: imma get back at you SO HARD and you’re never gonna see it coming

- - - - -

“That’s gonna cost ya” “I gotta dock ya”- hardison and eliot like a million times in this episode

- - - - -

Parker: At the East corner. (pushes vent out and enters the room) For a den of evil spies, this place smells delicious. Hardison, confiscate some pastries. (sits down at computer) Okay, no sign of Cyrus' hardware.

we love seeing parker in vents in her element + CONFISCATE PASTRIES FOR HER

- - - - -

Nate: Any of you ever trimmed a bonsai?

Eliot: Well, you know, I did. I was in Osaka, and I met this Japanese policewoman at a geisha bar....

- - - - -

Parker (to Sophie): Why is Eliot pouring your tea? Hmm? Did you brainwash him again?

Sophie: Mm, neurolinguistic programming. It's amazing what you can do with the power of suggestion. "Sugar." "Squeezed." a few strategic pats on the arm.

(Sophie pats Eliot on the arm and he pours her more tea, then realizes what Sophie has done)

Eliot: Damn it!

Sophie: You owe me for that roach business!

Eliot: Sophie, not again. (walks away)

okay but SHES DONE THIS TO HIM BEFORE LMFAO + a bonus parker and hardison laughing

also parker was eating a plate of pastries so that means thE BOYS GOT SOME FOR HER I LOVE IT

- - - - -

parker and hardison go into the office and be like 👀👀👀 wow he’s lonely

- - - - -

Eliot: Nobody else thinks it's weird that you can just buy anybody's yearbook online?

Hardison: You know, it's real cute, man, how you still believe in privacy

- - - - -

Nate: Here we go. Uh, Mrs. Zavransky, math teacher. Now, I bet if we turn to the cheerleaders... (turns page) Yes. Oh, Mandy. Mandy Babson.

Parker: What does the "DD" Mean?

Eliot: Yeah, right...

Nate: Seriously?

Hardison: Yeah, right. Two scoops of ice cream, just perfect.

she’s baby leave her alone

also bless hardison for not wanting to tarnish her

- - - - -

Parker: Aw, I feel bad for the nerd.

Eliot: Don't feel bad for this guy. Getting bullied in high school Is still no excuse for propping up dictators. He got bulled his whole high-school career. He's not criminal.

Sophie: Um...

Parker: Yeah, he is.

Sophie: Don't think about that.

Eliot: Not a bad criminal.

Hardison: Hey, what makes you think I got bullied in high school?

Eliot: Well, "A," You got a green hornet doll.

Hardison: Well, first of all, it's a limited-edition action figure. Second, it is green lantern. Educate yourself.

Eliot: Wow.

Hardison: Now pay attention. Get it right.

eliot “not a bad criminal” spencer knows that hardison is a good person with solid morals

also, eliot to some extent knows about hardison’s action figues which means that he has either seen them or hardison has told him specifically that he had them. this means that they have had, even if eliot seemed annoyed, some sort of conversations/hardison-talking-at-him-conversations and eliot LISTENED to a certain extend that he was able to recall this

- - - - -

Nate: Guys, wait, wait. Listen, listen. We got a locker combination, we have a teacher's name, and we have a crush. So, Duberman, he has made his old high school his Roman room.

Parker: Of course.

Nate: "Of course"? What's a Roman room? You have no idea, right? You know—

Parker: Nn.

Nate: You don't have any idea? It's a, it's a memory technique. Each of his passwords corresponds to an object in a space that he's intimately familiar with. In his case, the hallway of his old high school where he kept his locker. Now, if I were to make this bar my Roman room, everything I need to remember is right here. For instance, This, uh... My bank password would be "Balmoor." And my e- mail password would be Fitzy, here.

- - - - -

Parker: Hey. Nate just gave us his passwords.

Hardison: No, but I got all his passwords. You want to see his Netflix queue? He's got, like, every season of "Rockford files" every season of "Sex and the city," That show "Psych”.

chaotic children

- - - - -

Parker: You want to break into the high school? I could do that blindfolded. Yeah let's do it blindfolded.

HER HER HAVE FUN

- - - - -

Hardison: What do you know? Class of '85 has a reunion coming up in 8 months.

Nate: Hmm.

they all smile conspiratorially and eliot’s smile in specific gave me serotonin

- - - - -

(Parker sets up a video camera and walks past a board of photos)

Parker: So many awkward people in so many ugly outfits.

[Interior Van]

Hardison: Yeah, you're lucky you never went to high school. Nothing but heartbreak and homework.

[High School Gym]

Parker: Didn't you go to your prom?

[Interior Van]

Hardison: Uh...I was kind of busy.

[Flashback]

(a teenaged Hardison is sitting at a computer making a transfer from the Bank of Iceland)

Hardison: Looks like the Bank of Iceland's paying off Nana's medical bills. That's dope!

[Interior Van]

Hardison: Good times

- - - - -

Hardison: Besides, I'm sure you already had your high- school fun. Big man on campus. What, quarterback?

[Flashback]

Kid: Come on, Eliot. This is so lame. Quarterbacks do not take Home Ec.

Eliot: I got my reasons.

Kid: Phew! Let's get out of here.

Girl: Eliot, like this. (leans over Eliot, showing her cleavage) Knives are like people. It's all about the context.

[Exterior Dubertech]

Eliot: I had many interests

- - - - -

hardison getting too into the high school drama lmao

- - - - -

Hardison: Not exactly. (looking at information on monitors) She's a hired gun.

[Hallway]

Sophie: An assassin? Nikki’s an assassin?

[Interior Van]

Hardison: Yeah, I guess we weren't the only ones with the bright idea to pose as alumni. This chick's connected to wet work jobs All up and down the East coast. Russian mob, Italian mob. There's a New Zealand mob?

her name is miranda miles *squints at the file on hardison’s computer* bruh no way she’s only 25 ??? they even give her height and weight but I guess that’s how all wanted files go

also in one of the commentaries didn’t they say that she was married to that other assassin ???

- - - - -

(a piece of door falls in and the Vezarat leader looks in)

Vezarat Leader: The health inspector?

Eliot: I'm gonna have to dock you again

LMFAO

also he’s wearing a grey flannel under his jacket

- - - - -

(Eliot knees the leader in the face, then pulls him up and punches him in the head. He turns to duck a blow from the other man and hits him in the head with one of Duberman’s chess trophies)

Eliot: Checkmate.

(Eliot throws the trophy down on the man. Behind him the leader stands up and cracks his neck)

Eliot: Or not.

he did the lil flip thing with the trophy

- - - - -

(Sophie hits Nikki in the head with the extinguisher and takes off her shoes)

Sophie: I always hated cheerleaders.

(Nikki swings several times and Sophie blocks each blow with the extinguisher, hurting Nikki’s wrist)

Sophie: It's mean girls like you that always ruined high school for the rest of us!

Nikki: What the hell are you talking about?

(Nikki kicks but Sophie moves to one side. Nikki tries to punch but Sophie blocks with the extinguisher. Sophie dodges a kick and hits Nikki in the head, then pushes her down and runs away. Nikki grabs her gun and fires after Sophie, missing her)

Nikki: Damn it

- - - - -

Nikki: Now, why would I do that?

(Parker walks forward and tasers Nikki in the neck)

Nikki: Ohh!

Nate: That's why.

(Nikki falls to the ground, convulsing. Parker grabs her legs and starts to pull her away)

Parker: Catering, what a business

we love to see parker tasering people

- - - - -

on today’s edition of things that aren’t weapons that eliot uses as weapons, our guy literally used one of the goons’ bodies to hit another goon and send them both down

what a king

- - - - -

Mandy: Your votes are in for the king and queen of the reunion! And the lucky winner is, Grace Peltz and Drake McIntyre!

Schmitty: Mac attack! Yeah!

(the crowd escorts Nate and Sophie forward)

Nate: Uh, very funny, Hardison.

Hardison: Oh, you think I did this? Naw, man, I don't rig elections. I mean, I could, but...

Sophie: Parker, Was this you?

Parker: (hanging upside down) I didn't even know they had kings and queens in high school

- - - - -

Hardison (looks up): May I have this dance, miss?

(Parker lowers herself on her line and they begin dancing)

Parker: So this is what high school was like, huh?

Hardison: Ah...Pretty much.

Eliot: Hello?

[Exterior Dubertech]

(Eliot walks out of the building as Sloane gets to his feet)

Eliot: Everybody having a good time at the dance? Anybody wonder if Eliot made it out?

(Eliot punches Sloan, who falls back into the bushes)

Eliot: Does anybody wonder if Eliot's alive? Hello?!

[High School Gym]

(the two couples continue to dance as the music plays)

🥰 parker’s feet not touching the floor 🥰

also aww poor eliot someone care about him pls

[jstefane]

30.04. Capricorns and Jagermeister. Accenture sucks. Reunion of the sisters and bullying. Sabbat after herbal. Who is the trickster? Black doubles. Cheap, pathetic soap opera. Need for speed. This is what I have dreamed of. The police station is across the street. Rotting scales. Chasing from and anxiety. The road is driving away. Aquarium of a quiet fear and The Green Mile. Badtrip man! Where are the cigarettes?! Buzz killerz. Who is joking and is he joking? Fucking shippers. Morning fractals. Riga on Wednesday. NBA. It is not that kind of happy ending. (LSD Circles)

6.06. Endless IKEA (M. BD x2). Artificial life. The explosion of the oxytocin. Elder soda = abrosia. The Kerouack’s road. War is terrifying. Tarkovsky’s fields. Someone in the wood. Waiting for the storm xD Not ruining ideals. The Chocolate Factory. The final goal is managed by natural instincts. Quick end (of my stomach). Role and position of a man. Zero position. The true Riga. Lana Del Ray, about the freedom. (LSD Rainbow Mandala)

24.06. The Prague Trip. Picnic while searching for worms. See u in the comics papers! A model from fashion magazine covers and botany. Observers. A session at the optometrist or different worlds in different glasses! Endless water restocking. Faces n personalities. Loop-loop¿ We love people! Nya kawaii des! By the side of God. Devil's jazz and the beginning of the journey. Super spies. Personal hygiene and racism. Ugh! Demon or preacher? Going into the park of Eden. Riot in a hell's wannabe store lmao. Bridge of God. Divine child and devilish caretaker. Going down to the backyard. Blinded by faith. Endless climb in search of a toilet. Sisyphus fell, the angel woke up. The floating city of Miyazaki. The pub is closed for us. Rose garden. Evening promenade. Into the clutches of the black dungeon. Home sweet purgatory. NO. Father bleed. Startreks. (LSD Circles)

13.07. Parnu with Ar. I will die but prevent him from having a badtrip! The art is colourful. Hand to hand with Hemingway. North folklores girl. Evangelion. School’s poetry. Ansel – our home from now on. People are kind. Weekend is gone. Sunken ships. The bridges across the seas and rains. New festival or woodworking enterprise. Pier, is scary. Russian tourists. Memorials and monuments. Swinging birds. SPA n pools! Are we locked up? In cramped conditions and mud. Snakes and statues. Lul pizza. Minu teine mina. An unexpected revelation. Badекшз from boredom and wine. Family? Caroline is her own nightmare. Don't let the dawn catch us here. (LSD Anonymous)

26.07. KOMETA. The heat broke me. Hippie wind. Vl. is kind. We seduced Vl. The waiting has killed itself. Unexpected strange acquaintances with a heroin addiction. Not attracted to anything. Perhaps this was unnecessary. Pachamamas beauty. I'm sorry. (Shy Guy Y)

25.07. Dirty sprite and gummy bears. Head hurts. We are just like kids. I love him tbh. (LIN)

[skamfrance]

Serieously Watchlist interview with Axel Auriant and Maxence Danet Fauvel (I added some commentary because I’m BORED)

Maxence: Serieously. Axel: Elite model, guys! Serieously.

“Axel Auriant and Maxence Danet Fauvel’s watchlist”

“Favorite show at the moment?” Maxence: I’m rewatching all of Breaking Bad at the moment. So I’ll say that one, but I already watched it all a long time ago. Axel: And mine is Sex Education! (same Axel) Maxence: Ah, I haven’t started yet! Axel: It’s great, at the end he dies, dude. Maxence: Oh, shut up!

“Favorite comedy TV show?” Maxence: The Office (or as we say in France, Ze Office) Axel: Oh, yeah, The Office. Maxence: Dude... (not everything Axel says is to make fun of you, Maxence...) Axel: No, no, but really! Maxence: Really? Axel: No, but the crazy thing is when we started shooting Skam, I spoke with David about the “iconic” TV shows, and I told him, “yeah, but Lucas, when he’s with the girl squad or the boy squad and he doesn’t speak very much, what is gonna allow people to understand the state of mind he’s in?”. He told me “watch The Office, because the looks in the camera are incredible.” Maxence: (looks at the camera like he’s in Ze Office) Yeah, yeah. I mean that’s the funniest bit. Axel: And I loved it. Maxence: It’s awesome.

“Your first TV crush?” Maxence: Effie, from Skins. Yeah. Yeah, clearly. Axel: I think it was Noddy. Maxence: The worst part is that he’s serious (x2) Axel: The worst part is that it’s true. Yeah. No, but I watched a lot of Noddy when I was little (Axel and I are the same person). Sorry. As you said in...in...”Sweet”? Maxence: Skins (lmao) Axel: What’s the name of the show? No, Emma...Emma Mackey, in Sex Education! Maxence: Well done. Axel: The cobra. (what?)

“A TV show you’d like to be in?” Axel: I’d say Skam France...season 5 (smooth af).  Maxence: Yeah. Me too. Recently, Peaky Blinders (my friends will kill me if I watch it for Maxence and not for them). Yeah. It would be fucking awesome. Axel: Uh...Sex Education (he’s only seen one show and I RESPECT THAT). I’m sorry, I suck!

“Your guilty pleasure TV show?” Maxence: How I met your mother. Axel: Ha! Friends (not Sex Education?). Maxence: What I mean with How I Met is that I watched all nine seasons entirely about eight or nine times. And It’s a show that I can watch when I’m sad, when I’m happy, the day after a party...often, actually (alright Maxence we get it...you LOVE partying, jesus!). Axel: Noddy, Noddy, and Totally Spies, at the moment (exhibit C, Axel is me). I rediscovered that. Maxence: Really? Axel (to interviewer): I see in your eyes that you’re thinking “he’s not serious?”. But I am.

“The show you miss the most?” Maxence: I would say The Wire (ok, quit making me feel guilty about all the shows I should watch, but haven’t). Axel: And I’d say Friends...Is it over? (yeah, Axel, you can go back to Noddy reruns)