#spiderduckbit :(

[spiderducks]

My three girlfriends.

And yes, they smoke weed.

[comfymoth]

i don’t have time for coloring today but there’s no art in the spiderduckbit tag and as apparent ceo i have to fix that

[rockstar-pinkbug]

I want more fusions of different skins now! XD

This is amazing!

[1-hanyi]

At this point I've had this fic idea in my head for months and I still don't have time to write it (uni is beating my ass, help) so fuck it, I'm writing this shit down here instead of studying for an important exam tomorrow.

So. A spiderduckbit (don't judge me don't jugde me don't judg-) AU where Quackity does not notice Leonarda at the wedding and ends up exploding the place :) realizing instantly that Leo and Richas were there :))) and escaping without anyone knowing what he did (unless roier happened to take a glimpse of him, hmm...) to beg cucurucho to bring back leo and richas instead of his child. He swears he'd do anything, that didn't meant for that to happen, that although he "hates" that couple's happiness he would have never killed their family like that. And then he gets disfruta la isla'd.

He disappears for weeks and everyone (they all figured it out it was him) thinks "good ridance". The brazilians and the Brown de Luque family is in shambles, but Cellbit and Roier... oh boy. Cellbit pours himself into the elections arc almost obsessively, proposing countless ways to protect the eggs, swears up and down that Quackity will not see peace if he comes back. Roier, who at this time was still a bit reluctant to interact with any eggs, gets depressed but tries to hide it, says "things happen" just like when Bobby died. Deep inside, he begins thinking that this is his own fault, hiw own karma, because he was so happy to destroy Quackity back at Casualonas but that destruction lead to his sister and future step-son being killed.

And then ElQuakity appears.

[pm-00]

remember when we used to have qroier...

[humanaaa]

Cara a minha fic em questão de shipp era só pra ser as Bagina e os Guapoduo só mas…… e se eu colocar o Quackity… e invés de guapoduo ser spiderduckbit os três juntinhos… o Quackity só sofre ele já morreu na minha história queria dar alguma felicidade pra ele…

[thesmpisonfire]

"We cleubes' (Cellbit's) wives"

Lore is the true captain of spiderduckbit actually. She's sailing and she's making it canon bc she's the goddess of love. Quackity is Cellbit's wife now

[anachronistic-falsehood]

spiderduckbit fusion

[starryybugs]

man bc of moths spiderduckbit agenda now I'm wondering if quackatini would join the spiderbitty polycule & now quackitys just seething

I doubt it would happen bc they're mean to mimic, but it's still a funny thought if they were to become sentient & make their own choices

I think spiderduckbitty happening in the background is just quackity's luck. he's so fucking mad about it too. like damn even his literal tiny clone gets more boyfriends than he does L

[pixiecaps]

Opinions on spiderduckbit?

No

why don't you ship it?

i dont see them as a throuple like qroier is too much of a possessive person to ever share i’ll say it. qq is too much of like a pathetic third wheel to me to even consider the ship im sorry

what would have made you like it?

i dont think anything outside of if it was actually canon

despite not shipping it, do you have anything positive to say about it?

i like their trio dynamic also the ccs as a trio irl. theyre all just rlly stupid and funny together

ask game

[leolingo]

11,17,19 pls :)

11. what work took you the longest to write?

omfg it was probably poem of the end which took me like a month AND ISNT EVEN PROPERLY FINISHED THERES A CHAPTER MISSING . but yeah that bc everything else i have published i wrote like over the span of a week at most in random bursts of energy or when i was so hyperfixated i didnt sleep for days (this is how fluorescent orange tulips was born!

^edit: this was true at the time i wrote it but now ive published “dream sweet of me” and it’s probably that, actually

17. your favorite character to write this year?

QCELLBIT to no ones surprise . also elquackity

19. what’s one pairing you want to explore next year?

spiderduckbit :D + not necessarily in a romantic way but bloodhounds and foolhalo

[spiderducks]

aaauuaaughhhh……………………………… sniffles

guys i’m fighting demons tonight

[comfymoth]

i think qroier qcellbit and qquackity should all stop experiencing the horrors and just start kissing each other. this is my very serious and thoughtful analysis

[comfymoth]

just had the thought of spiderduckbit where neither cellbit or quackity know roier is melissa and they're both confused on why this woman keeps flirting with them.

roier goes to his dressing room and screams into his hands because he's got the dumbest boyfriends in the fucking universe

quackity very seriously takes roier aside like “hey, i think we need to talk about your cousin,” and roier thinks, god, okay, finally, he’s figured it out— only for quackity to very guiltily start explaining, “she keeps hitting on me, and i just want to be honest, i think it’s because we almost hooked up at las casualonas once? but that was while you and i weren’t talking, it was forever ago it means nothing now i promise and—“

roier’s. eye. twitches.

he can’t keep doing this, he cannot keep fucking doing this

[comfymoth]

spiderduckbit au where everything is fine and they have their three kids who keep trying to bite each other

quackity slowly gets absorbed into their relationship and one day he just has to awkwardly sit tilin down and explain, ‘heyyy, so, you know how i said you had two other possible dads? well- okay, you’re still gonna have two of them, but the situation’s changed just a little—‘

tilin’s over the moon, of course. roier was already kind of her dad, so this is great for her! and quackity was already kind of richarlyson’s dad, so really, this makes no difference to him at all. bobby, however. bobby is Much Less Thrilled. he thinks roier should get help, fix his tastes, because quackity is Not gonna be his fucking step-dad.

[comfymoth]

Person: Can I talk to you're dad?

Tilin: you're gonna have to be more specific than that

PLEASE, he has to unroll a fucking list. like okay, so there’s dad/mom quackity, there’s missing dad one, missing dad two, there’s (best) dad roier, newest dad cellbit—

and then there’s fucking richas, the final boss of dad collectors with like eight of them. even tilin must stand in awe of his prowess