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Patrons: Oh, your menorah hat, how many candles are on it?
Me: 9
Patrons: Oh, so you do know what it actually is!Â
Me: Of course I know. After all, I am
#ooc#outofbreath;;#[ out of breath ;; ]#this actually happened#i also just super wanted to use this picture#thanks to#spidaeyaunt#[ to be deleted ;; ]
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spidaeyaunt replied to your post âu guys remember when ppl were regularly discoursing abt how...â
imagine hating elementary over a show that had a racist actor and a shriveled up prune? yikes
m*ffat vc: yeah sherl.ock is the smartest and most special boy who is never wrong ever and heâs cold and callous and mean for no reason lmao! [takes sip of his Hating Women juice] both actors look like something youâd find under a bus and for some reason, people find them attractive and compelling so weâre gonna make fun of the fans on screen :) did i mention the villain is scary bc heâs a gay stereotype?
the elementary writers, who have been nailing it since before the first shot in a way thats modern AND faithful to the source material and fun to watch: [ Canât Fucking Relate ]
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spidaeyaunt replied to your post: Peter tends to be a lot more animated when heâs in...
âheâs a new yorkerâ finally someone is calling us out for the clowns we are
Hjönk.
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may vc: can you please tell superman, NOT BRUCE WAYNE, YUCK, that i love him? thanks.
        âCLARK KENT, DAILY Planet. Do you have any comments about how I can tell the same man one thing and not tell him that same thing?âÂ
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âaunt may!â you start, almost embracing her in a hug that is entirely too much. it only lasts a moment before you remember to let go and you clear your throat, cheeks burning a dark shade of red as eyes drop. âi mean... may. hello may.â perhaps youâd heard too many stories from peter and had formed some kind of bond with her already in your mind. âsorry. uh- kara.â hand extends, âpeterâs told me all about you. itâs nice to finally put a face to the name.â
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scarjo please shut up challenge
#*   out of character  .   ⩠  iâm very bi bi bye  .#how deep..... are you digging this hole for yourself.#i don't have work until 10 so hello.....#i'm gonna get some.... writing done tbh.#spidaeyaunt
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( @spidaeyauntâ ) « nurse becky is on the job !
        âMISSUS PARKER, PLEASE sit down, already.â She had been trying to guide the woman into a seat for the last ten minutes, but something kept coming up, and May Parker was a force of nature. âPlease. Youâve got a big cut and it needs to be cleaned. â For the love of god.â She cursed when yet another person walked in and cut Spidermanâs.... who was she to him? His mom? Best friend? Neighbor? Becky wasnât sure, but she had been in the building when sheâd been swung in and he had told everyone under no uncertain conditions that if she wasnât watched after like she was the Pope himself, there would be arachnid hell to pay.Â
âIf you donât sit down, Iâm going to tie you down,â she finally said. âNow scooch! I want to clean you up.âÂ
#spidaeyaunt#ii. ( verse ) â i have become myself#ii. ( arc ) â o brave new world that has such people in it !#lmk if you want anything changed!!!#May not sitting down FELT right but I can change anything/everything!
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Is your character more concerned with defending their honor, or protecting their status?
Character Development Questions: Hard Mode | accepting
(37. Is your character more concerned with defending their honor, or protecting their status?)
of the two, definitely honorâthough more internally than how heâs perceived by outsiders. he certainly cares about his honor in the eyes of observers and how heâs seen, and tries to defend himself when possible, but thereâs also times where heâll definitely lean into peopleâs assumptions (and fears) about him for benefit in the moment (i.e. just going with everyone thinking he was the one who decapitated anatoly ranskahov when it was clear that gave him leverage.)
his honor in the sense of his own principles matters very deeply to himâin large part because he does genuinely believe in them, but also because he needs them to feel like thereâs any part of him thatâs still good. he knows that frank is right that thereâs no going back once he crosses his moral lineâhe knows that if he compromises once, if thereâs ever circumstances bad enough that he has to break his moral code, he could easily do it again, and again and again and againâand if he goes down that path then someday heâs going to wake up as everything he hates, and worse, by the time he gets there he might not even care.
compared to that, his status doesnât mean very much to him at all. he likes what he has, but heâs quick to abandon all of it if he thinks itâs what he has to do to do whatâs right.
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positivity for @spidaeyaunt : I'd like to send spidaeyaunt a positivity note! ââ I have been lucky to have come across a blog from Besa years ago, and even luckier when we started talking and writing. In those years, she has spread positivity, awareness and the importance of self care on her blogs, and this website truly needs a blog / blogs like hers. I smile whenever she interacts with me, as she is such a force of joy and light and positivity. Wherever she takes her brilliant blogs, I will surely follow. â€ïžđ
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@spidaeyauntâ liked for a starter
   âthe rules of lunch date still stands. no outside calls unless itâs an emergency. phone is to be left on the table.â she placed her own phone near the salt and pepper shaker. âno work talk unless itâs a funny story that involves laughter. no work, no stress. just us and these plates of pasta and breadsticks we are going to devour.âÂ
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spidaeyaunt liked your post âimportant differences for juliaâs mainverse: she didnât drop out of...â
the queen of canon divergence liked my post i feel so validated T.T
#spidaeyaunt#âź OOC âout of identities âŻ#aka ilu and ur amaze at rewriting may in a way that makes sense and is good so thank u
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im going to bed but baby !!!!!!!!!!! a princess !!!!!!
#*   visage      Ⱡ     justina machado  .   ⩠  a good heart is not a mistake but a promise of things to come  .#*   out of character  .   ⩠  iâm very bi bi bye  .#have a good night ! dont forget to eat and take ur meds !#spidaeyaunt
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â you hit your head, stay down. â Â
whump starters. | accepting
Thereâs hands on his arms, pushing him down as he struggles through vertigo and the familiar ache of bruisedâeverything to find his way uprightâstrong hands, familiar hands, grounding even as he quickly realizes his equilibrium is completely shot, given the way everything everything lurches around him without any sign heâs actually falling sideways from several stories up like his inner ear seems to think. He canât make out a heartbeat through the fierce ringing in his ears, but thatâs undoubtedly May Parkerâs voice, her hands, her perfume, never quite too overwhelming, even now when everything is loud and close and too muchâsomehow she always gets it right.
Matt lets himself fall backward onto theâbed? Sofa? Thereâs something soft beneath him and thatâs good enoughâand gropes at his face to find his mask gone, his hair around his left temple plastered to his forehead with blood. Did she find him like this, or take his mask off while he was unconscious? He must have been unconscious, because he definitely wasnât here the last he remembersâbut he definitely wasnât hitting his head the last he remembers, either. Even gearing up for the night is a blur, a vague memory of following the sound of Turk Barrettâs busted muffler and the very illegal Hammer hardware rattling in his trunk across the riverâand then nothing. Everything after slips through his fingers like sand.
Either way, Mayâsïżœïżœïżœsheâs probably going to have questions, the usual questions, that it always takes far too much time to answer. Time he probably doesnât have, depending on how exactly he ended up bleeding on her bed-sofa-whatever.
âI canâtâI canât stay here. Youâreâyour familyââ Claire, Claire hadnât had children in her apartment, this is different. Peter and Stella canât get caught up in whatever shit heâs brought down on himself. If Turkâs buyer, or anyone else, knows where he isâhe has to get out, and fast, probable concussion and whatever else be damned. ââIâm putting you in danger.â
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spidaeyaunt  replied to your post  âSB: Ben Parker! Parker: Who???â
may vc: the love of my life you heathen
âAgain, who are you talking about?â
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get yourself beautiful tumblr folk like @spidaeyaunt who make this place a whole lot better and brighter. i love. so much. FRICK
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âItâs often we donât appreciate what we have until itâs gone.â
game night prompts  \ @spidaeyaunt -  accepting, mutuals only
         thereâs a light hum of agreement from her, thoughts already racing a million different directions as she thinks of all the things she has either lost or was forced to let go. nostalgia is not a sentiment ivy indulges very often, if at all, but thereâs no denying how noticeable it is when something that should be there, close by, simply  â isnât.
â we canât hold onto everything, I suppose. â
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