#speen.mp4

[zoethehead]

Perpetua's transformation was literally just...

[newtafterdark]

I've been playing a bit with the symmetry tool in CSP for some stream overlay parts... 😈

[ascel-vibes]

hwat.

[tenthgrove]

Hi! I see that requests are open again, can i request La Squadra finding out that their new teammate used to pole dance? Like pole dancers are fucking strong, they can carry themselves up the pole and spin like it's no big deal.

Speen.mp4

La Squadra x Reader (GN), Platonic/Romantic (Interpretable), SFW

Formaggio- For a start, your body is fucking amazing. He's saying that as a friend of Risotto. It's plain to see that your past activities involved using a bit of strength, and it's left you with beautiful sculpted shoulders and arms. His overall opinion of your old sport is that it's hella cool, and certainly makes you stand out from the crowd. He gives you a lot of respect for it- he's seen a few pole dancers in his time and it hardly looks easy.

Illuso- Although his jokes about you can be a bit tactless, you're hardly an outlier there. Illuso loves his teammates really, so as much as he playfully belittles you, he doesn't actually have the faintest problem with your old sport. Like Formaggio, he actually thinks it's kind of cool, and would love to see a video of you if you have one to spare. Your strength has certainly saved his ass once or twice on missions, so he can't complain.

Prosciutto- Though he doesn't judge you for it, being a person of his background Prosciutto is unfortunately a bit misinformed about the art of pole dancing, and will consequently become quite stuffy when your talent is brought up. He doesn't deny it's served you well through the strength you now possess, but every time a group conversation in the living room leads to you demonstrating a move, he always gets flustered. It's honestly a little bit funny.

Pesci- Pesci's instinct is to immediately assume that every one of his teammates are better than him in every possible way, so Pesci's going to look up to you know matter what he's heard before meeting you. He's a bit sheltered and doesn't know that much about pole dancing, but he's hardly going to judge once you tell him about it. If you used to pole dance, and you're now his friend, that means pole dancing can't be a bad thing to do. After all, you're clearly a wonderful person.

Melone- From the moment he hears about your past talent he is begging you to teach him. There's a plumbing pipe down in the basement. Oh, that's not strong enough? Shame. He also frequently asks to be picked up so he can see your strength for himself. It's not hard, he really doesn't weigh much. If you have any old videos of you dancing, he'd love to see them. He's really in awe of your incredible mastery over your body.

Ghiaccio- He kind of checks out when his teammates speak (it's a defence mechanism) so he's one of the last to find out you used to pile dance. In fact, when you grabbed onto a street lamp while being chased down a street by your target's bodyguards and fucking spin-kicked the three of them in the face, he didn't have the faintest idea how you learned to do that until you mentioned it after. Well, if it leads you to do something that impressive, you certainly get Ghiaccio's seal of approval.

Risotto- He's well aware of your physical fitness, it was one of the things that endeared him so much to your application. Some of your teammates rely way too much on their stands. As for how you got that strength, Risotto really doesn't care. After all, there are far, far worse things that some of his other subordinates have done before entering the squad. That said, he does have a few mild curiosities, and can admire the aesthetics of the sport. He may ask you about it occasionally.

Sorbet and Gelato- Their first instinct when any newcomer walks in is to adopt them, so you can imagine their surprise when they bore witness to the same lamppost incident as Ghiaccio did. Look at their little apprentice, kicking ass like an action hero! Gelato actually cheers when it happens. Unlike Ghiaccio, they did know you pole-danced before this, but they didn't expect you to be capable of that. Sorbet asks if you might consider taking the sport up again, to see what else you might be capable of.

[non-normal-nate]

Girlies and non girlies of the jury,

[inc0gnit0-m0de]

[watermelon-eater]

ixion after getting exiled from olympus

[tadpoledancer]

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