#specifically to spite/punish herbert or something

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One of the most baffling things about especially older tanz fanfics on fanfiktion.de is that so many of them pretend like count von krolock isnt like, the most bisexual man on the planet. Like, theres this one I read where sarah and krolock were going through kind of a rough patch in their relationship and he talks to herbert about it and hes like "well, if it doesnt work out, you can always switch to the other side of the pond" and I think the count has a kinda disgusted reaction, not in a homophobic way or anything, more in a "i dont like imagining myself doing that" way, but like. cmon, dont tell me you think canon count von krolock wouldnt fuck alfred if he wasnt already dating his son