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cryptidmads · 5 years ago
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alright, so I’ve been thinking about overwatch’s potential lineup of content for may, particularly when anniversary might start bc that’s what’s on everyone’s mind atm. and after talking to some discord pals and thinking to myself for a bit, i’ve settled on two possibilities (that i personally would like to see).
before i list them off, i just wanna make note that we’re most likely going to get an event of some kind next thursday at 3pm (atlantic time), which is the usual update time. the current comp season (season 21) is scheduled to end in 6 days (which is really 6 days and some odd hours but they never specify how many hours that is), and so it makes sense that we would get something right after that season ends and the new one begins imo, especially considering that 3pm atlantic time is the time they release patches to the live servers, including the start of events like anniversary.
(fair warning that this is a bit of a long post and i’m on mobile so i can’t put in a read more, sorry!)
the first possibility i have in mind is the one that makes a bit more sense logically and follows dates from previous years. anniversary has always started on the tuesday closest to may 24th, which is ovw’s actual birthday. so, if we’re set to get something next thursday, we could potentially get a mini two week challenge event (possibly with a short story being released the day before?).
it would make sense in terms of traditional anniversary start dates, but the only gripe i have with it is that if it ran for two weeks starting on the 7th of may, then it would end on the 21st of may, which would surely be the anniversary starting date if it’s not the 19th. so in order to make sure it starts at the right time, the challenge would have to end a couple days before the 21st, making it not completely two weeks, which is something mini challenge events don’t normally do.
there’s also the possibility of the challenge beginning on tuesday the 5th, ending on tuesday the 19th, and anniversary beginning on thursday the 21st, but that conflicts with the strong evidence of an event coming next thursday.
the other possibility i have laid out might sound a bit far fetched at first, but i feel like it has more facts to support it, rather than the previous idea which was mostly guesswork with shaky conclusions tbh. what if anniversary actually began on may 7th?
i know you’re probably thinking I’ve lost my mind, but as arthur conan doyle once said, “When you remove the impossible, whatever remains, no matter how improbable, must be the truth.” and think about it:
- if it started on the 7th and went for three weeks, it would end on the 28th, meaning that the 24th would be in the event period timeframe and it would leave the whole month of june open for content (and probably a short story). there would be no ending of something else to interfere with the start of anniversary if this theory is true
- the 7th is a thursday, and the last two seasonal events we got (year of the rat and archives) started on thursdays
- (almost) none of the Important Content Dates for this year have been consistent with the ones from previous years, and although anniversary is an event that’s fixed around one day, it’s safe to say we have a bit more leniency when it comes to our guesses this year if you ask me
- jeff said in an interview with pcgamesn from a little over a month ago that the team was working on some stuff for summer games. if they were working on stuff for summer games back then, wouldn’t that imply that they had at least a good chunk of anniversary stuff done all the way back in late march, just waiting for the event to roll around so they can release it?
- what other guesses do we have? sure, there’s the 12th and 14th, but that also butts heads with the evidence of something arriving on the 7th. this is one of the only layouts i can think of where the dates both make sense (even if it takes some thinking at first) and keep the surprise factor that pretty much every other important date has had so far this year.
i think the only piece of this theory i’m missing is the one i can’t get myself, and that is a background update. in case you don’t know, seasonal events like anniversary always have a background update that needs to be installed a couple days before the event goes up so it can load the new menu screen and stuff (i think). iirc, these updates only happen on pc, so if any pc folks happen to get a background update in the days leading up to the 7th, feel free to tip me off bc i genuinely wanna see if i’m right on this or not haha
alright, i’m done rambling and it’s 2:30 in the morning so if u wanna add anything or say something just drop an ask and i’ll probably answer it when i wake up gnight
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lady-plantagenet · 4 years ago
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I see you are inspired by my rambling huhu. 2, 19 and 25 for the history meme!
In response to: Tumblr History Ask Meme: https://lady-plantagenet.tumblr.com/post/643743359209472000/ive-seen-plenty-of-tumblr-ask-challenges-but
Umm... YES I HAVE. Thank you for that friend 💕.
2- What is your country most famous for in history?
Oh this is really really easy... Vlad the Impaler; or as we call him - Vlad the Dragon. I would also like to take this as an opportunity to say that I feel a bit uncomfortable with the West’s obsession with Dracula and, by extension, his sadism. The real figure was just so much more compelling and interesting and this caricaturisation of him is inappropriate. No beef with Bram Stoker of course, just more irritated by what grew out as a result of that novel (which I have yet to read). He was fair, penalised laziness and theft, was a byword for greatness, piety and bravery in all of Europe and had it not been for him my country would have long become an Ottoman colony. He is the single-most most revered figure in Romania to the point where he is some sort of King Arthur for us. While I am happy that he has found world renown and in the west we are primarily associated with him, I would rather it be with the real man and not Dracula. 
19 - What’s your favourite historical book?
Well, I’ve rambled about The Last of the Barons by Lord Edward Lytton-Bulwer enough to give everyone on here hives, so I’ll just give you the links to my other posts haha. One of these days when I am less stressed I will write an essay/book-review about it as a whole, though I am not worthy :(. I will give you my favourite historical non-fiction book and that is The Waning of the Middle Ages by Johan Huizinga. Mercy! When I found out they assign it as reading in some universities it restored my faith in humanity and the coming generations of medievalists. So far, I haven’t disagreed with Huizinga once, he really *gets it*, by it I mean the culture and beliefs of the 15th century (focusing almost solely on Burgundy and a little bit on France). I think it should be compulsory reading for all 15th century historical novelists even if you are setting your story in England. It is the finest example of thematic history around but also with an acute awareness of the practicalities and mechanics underpinning this system and hierarchy. It is written in a very idealistic wistful tone but doesn’t woobify the Middle Ages and idealises it past how its inhabitants would have seen it e.g. it admits that by the 15th century some parts of the pomp and such e.g. court rituals were performed with this sense of irony and even lampooned by some of its participants because they have really become overwrought and out-of-place not because the renaissance brought luxury, and end to barbarism or whatever. My Tumblr is full of quotes from his book and I am ashamed to say that I have ran into a very similar situation here as I had once with the aforementioned novel - I have not finished reading it because I am committed to only reading it when I can truly absorb what it is saying. It needs to be savoured as it is really not long. 
25 - Who is the most overrated historical figure, in your opinion?
I do not want to copy you but I was itching to say that it is Richard III. I have recently encountered some users who are a fan of him and take a very healthy approach and I greatly admire them for that and I am not knocking on their interest by saying this - I swear. Personally, The Wars of the Roses, I find to be an interesting period generally so by extension yeah I think Richard is worth a study. My only issue is... he does not appear that remarkable? If anyone wants to debate me on this go ahead, I confess I haven’t dedicated a lot of time on reading about his life 1469 - 1483 where he was an able administrator (but then again that’s not the reason why most people are interested in him anyway). Hell, people in the 15th century weren’t fawning over him like they did with Edward IV, George Duke of Clarence or Richard Neville Earl of Warwick, not only did he ultimately fail (like the latter two) but he didn’t even have that diva appeal or humanness that makes you wonder what was going on in his mind. His motivations, to be honest, seem very easily discernible. For some time I wondered whether his deposition (and likely murder) of his nephews was down to some great concern for the common weal or utilitarianism - I have seen many thesis on him being some sort ofÂ ïżœïżœpeople’s champion’. I was intrigued. BUT I really feel like “the people” did not see it like that. Edward, Clarence and Warwick all experienced much higher popularity during their lifetimes so really how remarkable was he in this respect (again, tell me if you have a counter-argument, hell send an ask). Besides, in his 1483 coup, he chose to ally with Buckingham. Yes Buckingham - the very symbol of the high-handed feudal baron that Edward IV was trying to weaken to promote greater stability and suffered greatly in this enterprise. So my question is, did Richard III have any strong beliefs of his own that underpinned the 1483 coup? The execution of William Hastings was very baffling for me to understand for that it provides a further contradiction to my point about Richard wanting to promote an Edward-style stability in the realm. Hastings and the Woodvilles were both essential for that and something good really could have come out of them working together for Edward V. Also, no one hit me with the ‘his life was in danger’. He had the military power to easily crush all the Woodvilles if they all banded together against him (whether that was even their intention in the first place is another story). 
Also, the historiographical debate which is what really makes him is getting very trite lately. That is not to say I am not eager to see what others have to say - I have great faith in some of the people I’ve met on this site, BUT, as a whole, what is being written in blogs, books and articles so far is hardly riveting. You could tide me over if you hit me with facts that he was unusually precocious or incredibly hard-working (both I get a sense of) but I really could not care less that he stayed loyal to his brother. Like most people did, that’s how Clarence and Warwick lost... as Hicks pointed out, he was a third son [sic fourth] there really was not other prospect for him and his advancement than sticking with Edward. Also what is with people’s obsession with loyalty on here? I get a medieval person’s concern with being loyal but this is the 21st century. So yeah he’s overrated in the sense that he is really not that special. Not in a saintly too-good-for-the-world sort of way nor in a tittilating oh-wow-he-is-sooo-evil-nice~~. He was a great man in many ways and deserves interest invested into him. Let me make this clear ~ I don’t think he’s basic or whatever. But given the proportion that this is to nowadays he is severely overrated. I’m talking millions of pounds, an ECHR trial, nearly one hundred novels, a stately funeral and all this distorts popular history’s approach to the period as a whole in a way that really annoys me - often with Clarence being made to look far more incompetent, insignificant and lame as a consequence (which admittedly is more of a me problem but then again this is an opinion meme).
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pebblerage · 5 years ago
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Whatever Happened to Joanne Russell?
Oh boy, rambling about a character only a select few knows about are we?
So as you probably know, comic book heroes often have a handful of love interests. Batman who have characters like Catwoman, Talia al-Ghoul, Barbara Gordon and justice itself, right? 
Well Jack Ryder/Creeper is an odd case....
If I were to describe Jack Ryder’s (and by extension Creeper’s) love life, I would bluntly say that it freaking sucks. This isn’t too surprising if you look into it, as neither one of them have such a positive reputation with their peers and their questionable behavior may be a turn off. Creeper’s terrible flirting skills doesn't help either, no matter how hard he tries.
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So has he ever had a significant other? 
I guess, but they are all pretty much exes. There have been four women in Jack’s life I guess you could call “love interests”. Let’s go through them!
1# Vera Sweet
I’m just gonna say it now. 
Jack and Vera have a very weird relationship.
If you look up profiles of her then there’s a decent chance it will label her as a love interest, like her wikipedia page for example. This is also mentioned on her Comic Vine page but it does also point out the weirdness of it all, as the “love” part did not really become official until the Creeper 2006 mini-series (like almost 40 years after her debut in 1968). There she is established as Jack’s ex-girlfriend.
So what was she prior to that?
Back in Beware the Creeper Vera was more like an obstacle, someone that Jack found annoying and tried to avoid most of the time. Not much of an love interest really, but it is possible that she would've been like Gwen Stacy - starting off disliking Jack but ends up liking him later. Unfortunately, as Beware only lasted six issues, this development never came to pass.
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Then there’s also this panel from issue #6
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I’m pretty sure that this was added to say “yeah Vera was supposed to be the love interest, but we didn't get that far”.
One amusing thing I noticed about her in this series is hat she is a bit of an attention seeker, doing things for publicity and the like. This is a trait Jack kind of absorbed in some later stories, for better or for worse. 
Anyway, what about after this series? Well she had a small cameo in Brave and the Bold #178 at Jack’s current work place, and the two seemed to be on better terms with each other. Until the end I guess when Jack steals the anchorman job (to expose the bad guy) she wanted. I say “I guess” because we don’t really see her confront Jack about it, only her angry reaction.
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Vera has also apparently dropped the whether-girl job she had back in Beware and is a reporter here. Why I don’t know. She also feels a bit...mature(?) when it came to her personality. I can’t explain it but she felt less like a spoiled brat here then in Beware. I’m guessing it is because of her more appropriate reactions and behavior to things.
Next is the Creeper 90â€Čs series and oh boy. This is the series that reveals some very questionable things about their relationship. Like that Vera has apparently stabbed Jack at one point.
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When did that happen?! 
Why did that happen?!
Don’t expect Jack to tell because he has no reaction to it. No fill in for the reader, no comment, no nothing! It is like he has no problem with it. Did Creeper’s healing factor cause him to see stab wounds as small potatoes or what? Like a “eh, I’ve been through worse” kind of attitude? On top of that he also mentions later that Vera put him in a body cast for six weeks for calling her “Swetowski”, which is apparently her real last name. How great.
Later after Jack had his shower, he walks out without tying his bathrobe, leaving him completely exposed. Now remember that they weren’t explicitly stated to have been in a relationship in the past until the 2006 reboot, unless you want to see Jack’s “I used to let you borrow my toothbrush” line as proof or something. So Jack is basically walking out naked in front of a previous co-worker, without a care in the world.
Even better. Not only is Jack apparently fine with Vera seeing him nude, it’s not even Vera he meets outside, it’s his shape shifting nemesis Proteus who has taken her form. Even when Jack gets suspicious he still doesn't tie his freaking bathrobe.
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I’m not sure what this says about him, but Vera later travels to Paris, leaving her out of the series until issue #10 when she comes home and comments on Jack cleaning the apartment and being polite as him “finally snapping”. Also that kiss on the cheek is the most romantic moment these two have shared so far. How this meeting would have gone if Jack wasn’t under the influence of the “wonder drug” he was taking at the time i have no idea.
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So we finally get to the 2006 mini-series, that comic that finally established them as exes, and what caused the break-up?
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Cheating! On both fronts even!
Granted they seem to be on a bit better terms here as Vera lightly smacking his cheek is the most violent thing she does to him, something i doubt pre-Infinite crisis Vera “I will put you in a cast” Swetowski would have done if she caught Jack cheating on her.
We also get some scenes with Vera as she admits that she still likes him so its not like she hates the guy or anything. She even gets jealous when she finds red hair in Jack’s apartment, thinking he has a new girlfriend.
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The funny thing is that the red hair from that “red headed tramp” she talks about actually belongs to Creeper, or his red boa to be precise.
Unfortunately the same dedication isn’t replicated on Jack’s part, but to be fair he was kind of caught up in a pretty intense situation. Like getting along with Creeper, because it’s “we” now, something Creeper often repeats in this series.
Well as this relationship triangle is looking weirder and weirder its probably best to close this part as Vera sadly hasn't appeared as of late. Most likely because Jack Ryder/Creeper isn't a very prominent character in the DCU, and when either one appears they are usually a supporting character, giving Creeper related characters even less of a chance to show up.
2# Vicki Vale
Maybe Vera worrying about a redhead wasn’t too far off, as in the event Bruce Wayne: The Road Home we learn that Jack and Vicki Vale apparently have been together at some point. When did that relationship take place? Who knows! But they seem to be on pretty decent terms, as Vicki even calls Jack when she has a problem. Jack also calls her “Red”, because that’s the only nickname a redhead is allowed to have in the DCU I guess.
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I’m not sure who Jack is referring to here though, but it’s probably Vicki as they’re supposed to talk about journalistic ethnics here and Jack talks like she doesn't care about the people she writes about. Also her reaction may also indicate that Jack’s remark was directed towards her. If that was supposed to indicate that she cheated on him or something i have no clue because unfortunately, the Outsiders issue of this arc is the only time these two interact in a comic so we are still a bit in the dark about them. I’m kind of surprised that they haven’t interacted more often as they are Gotham’s most prominent reporters after all.
3# “Furious” Fran Daye
To be honest, I was a bit conflicted about including Fran here as she was basically just a Vera replacement during the World’s Finest comics Steve Ditko made during the 1970s, Fran’s debut year being in 1978 with World’s Finest #249, but if Comic Vine feels the need to call her a love interest I guess that leaves me with no choice.
Like Fran’s Comic Vine page says, her and Jack’s relationship is pretty much just a role-reversal of Jack and Vera’s relationship, especially the one they had back in Beware the Creeper. Instead of Vera annoying Jack, it’s Jack annoying Fran, mostly by being a troll. 
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Unless I missed something, I picked up little to no romantic tension between them. Unless you go with the “the boy shows that he likes the girl by being a dick to her” or the “main guy hooks up with the main girl”  logic they don’t appear to love each other at all. They’re more like rivals and it sure is intense as Jack often drags Fran into his antics when he tries to catch the villain of the week, something Fran often complains about. Also, thanks to Ditko’s art style she often looks like she wants Ryder dead or something.
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As Fran sticks to these World’s Finest stories we haven't heard from her since, actually making me believe that Fran kind of got absorbed into Vera Sweet’s character as the two where kind of similar. This could also explain Vera’s personality shift from spoiled brat to lady with buttons you don’t want to push.
#4 Joanne Russell
Well here it is! The main course of this thing. That one that this is named after. So who is Joanne Russell? 
Well we can start by going through her introduction in Adventure Comics #445 from 1976. 
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It’s a pretty simple story about Jack trying to solve some kind of murder story occurring in “Humboldt Institute”, with Ms. Russell being one of the victims there. We learn that she works as a physical therapist and that she is paralyzed waist down after a very strange car accident. We also learn some other stuff, but let’s save that for now.
Jack jumps the gun after a interview and declares it to be a murder case to boost ratings. This upsets Ryder’s boss who tells him to find evidence for his claim or the hospital will sue him. It especially doesn’t help when his boss later tells him find evidence that can pin-point the Creeper as the culprit - because everyone hates Creeper, you see.
Since he is the main character it turns out he was right, and that a strange robot, with the very threatening name “Manfred”, is actually wandering around killing people, and Joanne seems to be a special target. 
As the story progresses, it turns out one of Joanne’s colleges named Vernon Maddox is the creator of Manfred, and has telekinetic powers which is how he controls the robot.  
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Why does he want Joanne dead? Well he doesn’t really, but his subconscious has other plans and commands the robot to kill Joanne while he’s sleeping.
After that the story goes pretty straight forward and it’s just Jack trying to keep Joanne safe from Manfred. But then we come to the ending.
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Joanne learns that she too has telekinetic powers, and with that, she regains the ability to walk and that is how Manfred gets defeated. She and Creeper walk into the sunset or whatever, the end. During the course of the last part Joanne managed to figure out Jack’s secret identity, but she promises to keep it a secret.
But what is that?
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You can interpret this in a few ways i’m sure, but to me it sounds like DC wanted people to write if they wanted Creeper to have a love interest or not. If we say that was the intention, then oh boy, the idea of Creeper having an significant other must have sparked some kind of uproar or something, because Joanne’s very next appearance in World’s Finest Comics #252 (1978) begins like this.
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The sucky part is that Jack gets over it really quickly, just swears revenge by finding her killer (which turns out to be her assistant), and that’s pretty much it! Never mentioned again! 
But for real though, what the hell really happened here? I doubt I can solve this mystery, but I can offer you some speculations I have about this (because I have no life) and let you come to a conclusion yourself.
So I did take a look at the letters that came in subsequent issues of Adventure Comics to see if someone expressed some kind of dislike for Joanne. I don’t think I saw any, but I did notice some people not being too keen on the story itself for various reasons. Not to say it got no praise in these letters or anything, I’d say it was about 50/50, but still.
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This message outright states that the story didn’t do so well..
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Maybe that’s why Joanne got the axe? Because she was associated with a story that got a mixed reception? I dunno, that sounds kind of stupid to me, but the comic book industry chooses to do some dumb stuff a lot sometimes so what do I know.
Anyway, what about another suggestion? So the Adventure Comics three-parter was written by Martin Pasko, while the World’s Finest Comic stories were written by Creeper’s creator Steve Ditko. Maybe he didn’t want Creeper to have a love interest so that’s why he killed her off? 
According to this letter, Ditko is pretty speedy when it comes to writing. Maybe that resulted in him not realizing that Jack and Joanne where supposed to be a bit closer then how he portrayed it as? Because he didn’t do a full background check on Joanne, he thought she just was some random character who just happened to know about Creeper’s true identity so he thought “Oh I can write a murder story about this!” or something? And because he was the creator of Creeper, DC just let him kill her?
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So we have five possibilities.
DC getting a bunch of angry letters from people who hated the idea of Creeper having a significant is still on the table. If they got them, I doubt DC would’ve actually added such messages to the comic’s letterers page.
The mixed reception of her introductory story got her axed.
Mr. Dikto didn’t like her/the idea of Creeper having a love interest he didn’t create, so he killed her to end a possible relationship.
Ditko didn’t get the memo so he thought Joanne was some throwaway character he could use in a murder mystery story. 
DC just kind of lost interest in it and dropped the relationship.
Whatever the reason was, it certainly effected The Creeper later as he never has had a present-day love interest ever again after this. Seriously, all the previous ladies are all his exes - none are in a relationship with Jack in present-day but Joanne (sort of). It’s like DC established some kind of “no-love-interest for-Creeper-clause”. All Jack is allowed to have are exes and that’s it! Also, because all of these stories mainly takes place before Creeper became his own persona (which is why I used both Creeper and Jack’s names a bit interchangeably here), you can actually make the argument that Creeper has no love life at all. All of the exes, plus Joanne, only really interact with Jack and when Joanne was with Creeper, it was still technically Jack because Creeper didn’t officially split from Jack until the 2006 series. And even then, Creeper didn’t talk or interact with Vera in that one, Jack did. The closest we got of Creeper having a love interest was when he went after Harley Quinn in BTAS, but that sure didn’t carry over to the comics where the two haven’t even officially met each other. 
There is Serene, but I doubt  people are going to counts her as a “love interest” for special reasons. Does Maxima count as a Superman love interest? She is probably the closest equivalent I can think of, but I’m not very good at the Superman mythos. 
Anyway, I thought Joanne had the potential to be pretty interesting supporting character if given some time to develop, and could’ve been a fun love interest to Jack. Even if her being his girlfriend maybe didn’t sound so hot for some people, couldn’t she at least have been his friend or something? I think Jack and Creeper could use some because they barely have any. The fact she is rarely ever mentioned makes me kind of sad because I did kind of want to see more of her, but it’s highly unlikely DC remembers her when Creeper himself doesn’t get the spotlight very often.  
I have probably spent too much time on this.
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rockhoochie · 7 years ago
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All In
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THIS WORK IS FOR PERSONS 18 YEARS AND OLDER.
Pairing: Sam x Reader x Dean (No Wincest) 
WC: ~8,000
Warnings: NSFW, Explicit sexual content, explicit language, dom/sub undertones, dom!Sam, sub!Reader, name-calling, unprotected sex (wrap it up, peeps!) dirty filthy smut, and a teensy bit of fluff.
Summary: Y/N has been riding with the Winchesters for months, falling for both Sam and Dean. Among the twinkling lights of Las Vegas, she uncovers a secret they’ve been keeping from her - one that may change all of their lives in a way she could never imagine.
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Author’s Notes: Whew, this escalated quickly! Written for the wonderful @squirrel-moose-winchester ‘s 1K Make it Dirty Gif Challenge. My gif is embedded in the text. This is the first threesome I’ve ever written, so...well, I hope I did okay! I love your comments and reblogs, so if you enjoyed this please let me know! Special thanks to my beta - my husband. And as always, thank YOU so much for reading! 
**My work is not to be copied, altered, or shared to other sites without my express written permission**
We’d finally rolled into Vegas in the late afternoon. After three weeks on the Rugaru hunt from hell, all three of us were beyond ready for a break. Thanks to Sam and his newly acquired platinum card, he splurged on a beautiful two-room suite. Compared to our usual accommodations it felt foreign, almost too luxurious and self-indulgent. But hell, if we didn’t deserve it.  
Sam and Dean settled into the room with two queen beds, letting me have the king room to myself - along with it’s attached, private bathroom that included a whirlpool tub. The only quid-pro-quo was that I let Dean use it at least once.
After stuffing ourselves at the hotel buffet we each went our separate ways. Sam had tried to talk me into going hiking with him at some nature preserve, while Dean rambled something about Baby needing a new set of rims and wanting someone to blow on his dice. Insisting that neither activity interested me, I told them I was just going to hang out by the hotel pool.
I lied.
I really needed to get away from the two of them for a while, and I needed to be alone.
After shutting the door to my room, I flopped down on the soft, pillow-top mattress with a moan that would rival any porn star’s.
Sam and Dean Winchester crashed into my life nearly a year ago, after rescuing my careless ass from the throes of a witch’s curse. I had been taken miles from my current hideout and my ever faithful but piece of crap car, with nothing but the clothes on my back and about two bucks in my pocket. They took me to the bunker, set me up with some gear and a couple of new credit cards, and let me recover from the powerful spell that had nearly killed me. The night before I’d planned to be on my way, a solid lead on a werewolf pack they’d been tracking came in, and I’d offered to lend them an extra pair of hands.
It turned out that the three of us made an impeccable team, taking out the pack in record time with minimal damage to ourselves. Soon after, case after case seemed to find us, as though the universe didn’t want to allow me to part ways with them. And amidst all the dirt, blood, and fire we left in our wake, a loving friendship grew fast and strong between us.
I felt more at home with them that I ever had anywhere. Unlike the other hunters I'd known, they never underestimated me, knowing I could hold my own but never failing to hold me up when I needed them to. They had faith in my strengths and reinforced my weaknesses, all the while being ever the gentlemen. Weeks flew by, quickly building into months; months that earned me a comfortable place in the Impala’s back seat, my own room at the bunker and an insistent invitation to join them in Vegas.
All served up by two of the most gorgeous hunters ever to salt and burn their way across this earth.
Living and hunting with Sam and Dean had become delectable torture. The two of them unknowingly branded the most indecent, lecherous fantasies into my brain, reigniting a sex drive had been shelved once I’d started hunting. The more time we spent together - on the road, sharing close quarters, in small towns and seedy bars, or engrossed in late night research sessions - the more my imagination went wild. There were mornings - too many mornings - that I struggled to look them in the eye after what I’d done with one or both of them in my dreams.
And it was getting harder and harder to push the thoughts away. Every day I spent with them filled me with more desire than I’d ever felt in my life.
There was Sam, with his hazel eyes that switched their dominant shade to match whatever color flannel he wore, with his sweet smile and gentle laugh, those sharp cheekbones, long fingers, and hard, chiseled body
the several times I’d seen him working out shirtless had me sprinting to my room and my hand sliding straight into my pants.
There was Dean, with his sense of humor, those crinkles that formed on the corners of his forest green eyes any time he grinned with his uncannily perfect lips, freckles that adorably dusted his nose, his bowed legs and firm, broad chest
everything he did, from the way he devoured a bacon cheeseburger to the way his muscles strained when he worked on Baby, left me wet and aching.
God, what I wanted them to do to me...things I never imagined that I would want or find pleasure in. To let my guard down, to be at their mercy and obey any sinful command they issued...a single night of that, and I would die a happy woman. Maybe it was because they made me feel safe. Protected, yet respected. I trusted them with my life - I would trust them implicitly with my body.
But I knew it could never happen, with either of them. On the off chance something ever did transpire with one of them, I knew I’d still be wistfully attracted to the other. I’d long ago given up on trying to decide which man I wanted more, so I let myself get lost envisioning the three of us twisted together. Since nothing would ever come of it, what was the harm in a little X-rated daydreaming? I knew we loved one another, but I had fallen in love with them, and I was sure neither Sam or Dean saw me in the same light. Playful flirting aside, we were just three hunters who couldn’t possibly maintain normal relationships. But that was this life. Saving people, hunting things...it was a lonely business when it came to finding love.
So, I resigned myself into letting out my pent-up frustrations on subpar one-night stands whenever I had the rare chance, which always left me less than satisfied.  More often, I settled for burning through batteries and putting myself in danger of developing a nasty case of trigger finger.
Our last hunt had almost killed me. Smack in the middle of Northwest Nowhere, there had only been one motel with one available room. At least there had been two beds, and at least we were comfortable enough to take turns sharing. But the nights either of them was next to me - Dean’s leathery, oaky scent taunting me, his warmth just out of my reach... the way Sam would sleep curled on his side, creating a space that seemed made for me to be nestled in... I had nearly gone insane. One shot of whiskey away from opening my mouth and making a huge mistake.
Which is why I desperately needed to go out tonight. After weeks on the road with the world’s finest embodiments of walking sex, I needed to get laid.
No, I needed to get fucked. Hard.
Hopefully somewhere in the swarm of Las Vegas inhabitants and tourists I could find a decent guy to sate me for a while. Someone tall and built, someone kind and funny and smart. A girl can dream, right?
Before parting ways, the three of us had planned to meet back up in the room, grab a late dinner at a restaurant with actual linen tablecloths, then head out to a club. Neither Sam or Dean had seemed too keen on the club idea, but instantly changed their tune after I suggested just going out on my own. I knew it was involuntary, protective instinct on their part - and honestly, it kind of turned me on - but hopefully after a few drinks, they’d each find themselves a distraction and leave me to my own devices.
Rolling off the bed, I called the front desk and had them send up a bottle of merlot. There had been a time, years ago, when all I would drink was wine. I could barely remember the last time I had it, since whiskey in all its forms is a vital part of a hunter’s toolkit. Fresh out of Bactine for the gash that Wraith gave you? Pour some Johnny Walker on it. Need to anesthetize yourself to dig a bullet out of your flesh? Nothing does it quite like six shots of Jack Daniels. Need to calm yourself after seeing a Winchester walk out of the shower, wearing nothing but a towel? Jim Beam to the rescue.
‘Hunter’s Helper’ indeed.
A knock on the door signaled my alcohol delivery. The room service attendant, a pretty Indonesian woman about my age and height, greeted me with my bottle, two glasses, and a smile. I let her in to open the wine and pour it into the delicate glasses, filling them halfway while we exchanged pleasantries. Once she left, I unceremoniously dumped one into the other, grabbed the bottle, and sipped on my nearly overflowing glass as I made my way into the bathroom.
Placing my drink on the vanity, I sat on the side of the tub and turned on the faucet, adjusting the temperature and letting the water flow over my fingers for a moment. Then I stripped out of my road-worn clothes, tossing them in a pile in the corner. Glass in hand, I stood and sipped, naked, waiting for the bath to fill. The wine was already sending a pleasant flush through me as I watched the steam rise. Jesus, how long had it been since I had a bath and not a shower? Maybe Dean could figure out how to put a tub in the shower room at the bunker...
That one little thought shot straight to my core, and now all I could picture was him, his brother and I in a slick, bubbly bath together...hot and wet, Sam’s lips trailing along my neck, his hand cupping and teasing one breast while Dean's mouth attended to the other, his fingers on a slow but steady course to reach between my legs

Fuck.
I gulped down the rest of my merlot, poured myself a refill, and shut the faucet off. Setting the jet timer to 20 minutes, I slid into the tub, placing my glass on the ledge with a heavy sigh. Apparently even getting away from them was useless. For a brief moment, I considered letting the pulsing water beat against something other than my stiff muscles.
Instead, I decided to stave it off, in hopes of actual human contact. If I did manage to find a decent guy tonight, I almost pitied him - I was so worked up and tense, craving the weight of a body on me so badly that it would probably be over in ten minutes.
I let myself relax, forcing the thoughts of being wedged between two slippery Winchesters out by mentally reciting random incantations and spells for practice as I finished my wine.
The timer seemed to click off much too quickly, bringing the swirling bathwater to a stop. But between the heat and the wine, I was flushed red hot and a little lightheaded. I pulled myself out of the tub slowly, wrapping one of the plush towels around me and headed back to my bed. I turned the air conditioning up higher, letting the frigid breeze dry up the sweat that rolled down my cheeks.
Drowsiness dug its claws into me, drawing out a heavy yawn as I dug through my bag. I’d get dressed up later - for now, my ‘hoping-to-get-some-tonight’ underwear was all I needed. It was my one set of anything remotely resembling lingerie I had - after all, no need to be sexy while dripping in Ghoul goo or decapitating vampires. It was simple, a lacy, white cotton bra with thin black straps that sported a little black bow between the cups, and matching cheeky panties with a twin ribbon at the top. Unpretentious and not at all racy, but as I put them on I found myself feeling a little sexy for a change, unable to help myself from wondering if Sam and Dean would approve.
God, I needed sleep.
Eyeing the soft, complimentary bathrobe hanging in my closet, I wrapped it around me, then flung myself back on the bed. The clock on the nightstand read 5:02pm. I had a few hours before they’d get back and slipping into unconsciousness seemed like the best way to shut my brain off. Wrapping my arms around a spare pillow, I burrowed my face in it, breathing in the faint scent of lavender. This hotel was spoiling me. Within minutes, I was fast asleep.
I woke to the murmur of Sam’s and Dean’s voices outside my bedroom door. A little groggy from the wine and nap, I peered at the clock. Shit, it was after eight already. Why didn’t they wake me up? Maybe they tried and I was so out they didn’t want to bother me? After a full body stretch, I swung my legs over the bed and shuffled to the door. I could hear that they were in the middle of what seemed to be a lively conversation, and when I heard my name, I slowed my stride. Curiosity got the best of me, so I leaned close to the door and eavesdropped.
“...going out to a club with her, I don’t know.”
“What’s the big deal? Look, we can't hold her back from living her own life.”
“I don’t think I can stomach watching all these Vegas douchebags hit on her. The dicks she picks up - none of ‘em are good enough for her.”
Holy shit, they don’t think I’m here.
“She has to watch you hit on girls all the time, Dean. Bartenders...waitresses...Gas n’ Sip clerks...morticians...librari-”
“Not lately she hasn’t! I can hardly even look at other women anymore. And none of the guys she gets gives her what she wants. I hear ‘em leaving her room after two hours...or less.”
“How do you know what she wants? Has she actually told you her sexual fantasies?”
“Not exactly...kinda borrowed her laptop one night, after she went to bed. She forgot to close a couple of tabs and
”
“And?”
Oh god, no... please not

“Chick gettin' spanked, tied up a little bit...callin’ the guy ‘Sir’, begging him to get her off with a -”
“Okay, okay, got it. Look, just because she likes watching it doesn't necessarily mean she likes to actually do that stuff.”
Too bad that Rugaru didn’t get me, because I am going to die from embarrassment anyway.
“Right. That's why you watch the same shit, because you only like to see it, not do it. Maybe she watches it because she wants to try it.”
“What else was she watching?”
“Two guys...one girl...”
“Really? Huh...”
Shit. Shit, shit shit. I’m going to have to move out. I can never look at these two again.
“I mean, a woman like Y/N... she needs to be treated right.”
“All right. What would you have to offer her that any other guy wouldn't?”
“How about the best night of her goddamn life?”
What?
“Wow, you’ve got a pretty high opinion of yourself.”
“Well, ever see a girl leave my room after an hour? Or yours for that matter? Doubt that she can act out her fantasies with random townies. Better to try that stuff out with someone you trust.”
“And I suppose you think you’d be the perfect guy for her.”
“Either one of us would be. Ah come on, Sammy, you love her as much as I do, I know you still think about it. Y/N’s a fuckin’ knockout.”
“Of course I love her, but we work with her. Hey, we’ve talked about this, it’s better for all of us to just to let it go. So no, I haven’t even thought about -”
“You’re so full of shit.”
“‘Excuse me?”
“You still moan her name in your sleep!”
“Well at least I’m doing it unconsciously!”
“What’s that supposed to mean?”
“I’m sorry, has she been showering with you lately, or is your hand’s name ‘Y/N’? You’d better keep it down or we might lose her.”
Oh my god. Am I really hearing this? Sam and Dean think about me this way? Want me? Love me?
“What can I say? She's smokin’ hot, sassy, smart as hell and a damn good hunter. All I know is I’m not sure what I wouldn't give for just one night with her. And I know you’re still thinking the same thing. “
“You don't know what I'm thinking”.
“Come on, man. You're thinking about wrapping that tie you're wearing around her wrists and smacking her beautiful, perfect ass while I'm busy licking every inch of her body.”
“Dude!”
“Jesus, sleeping next to her in that shitty motel...I almost said something, Sammy. You know, maybe we should just lay it all out, let her know how we feel.”
This is a joke. They know I’m here and they’re playing an evil practical joke on me and I’m going to kick both their asses six ways from Sunday...
“Dean, this...this is so not normal.”
“Name one damn thing about our life that is!  We don’t get normal - never will. Plus, we’ve shared before...that chick in Dayton, that stripper in St. Louis -”
I’m dreaming. I’m still in that bed, drunk from half a bottle of wine and I’m dreaming.
“Yeah, but that was just...sex. This is Y/N.”
“Exactly. She needs us, and dammit Sam... we need her, and you know it. I say we go all in.”
“I don’t know...do you really think she’d be okay with it? I mean, what if she freaks out and runs, thinks she’s been living with a couple of psychopaths?”
“We are psychopaths...this line of work... And at least we’d know. I can’t hold out much longer, man. One of these days I’m gonna open my dumb mouth and it’s just gonna come out.”
“So what are we supposed to do?”
“You should ask her.”
“Me? Why me? You’re the one with the god-awful pickup lines that surprisingly seem to work.”
”I just think she’d rather hear it from you.”
“I can’t just ask her flat out, ‘hey, wanna have a threesome’!”
“Well...one of us needs to do it or it ain’t ever gonna happen... Come on.”
“Dean, you can’t be serious...”
“As a heart attack. Let’s go, two outta three.”
“Fine.”
Sam and Dean Winchester were in love with me.
Sam and Dean Winchester were playing Rock-Paper-Scissors to decide who was going to ask if they could both fuck me.
I’d heard enough.
“You know I can hear you both,” I shouted through the door.
 Then I pushed it open.
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There they were, both sitting on the sofa in their Fed suits, hands readied for their next round of roshambo. Sam swept his head in my direction, eyebrows raising in surprise as Dean quickly came to the realization that they were both busted.
Sam cleared his throat loudly and stood up. “Hey, Y/N
 we were just...we thought you were still down by the pool and... we, uh...you still need some time to get dressed?” He was beet red, nervously running a hand through his chestnut hair.
My lips curved in a smile. “Unless I didn’t hear the two of you correctly, I don’t need to bother.”
Dean leaned back against the couch. “Y/N/N... exactly how much did you hear?”
Sam sat back down as I walked slowly toward them. Apprehension kept me from confessing everything that I’d heard them say. It felt too good to be true and I didn’t trust it yet.  
“Let’s see...something about a threesome and the best night of my life?”
For all the talking they had been doing just moments before, they seemed to be at a loss for words. I folded my arms across my chest.
“Well?” I quipped playfully.
“Y/N, we’re so sorry,” Sam stammered. “We just...we didn’t think you were here and we were
it’s not...shit...” He bent his head forward, thumb and forefinger pinching the bridge of his nose.
“Guys, I’m not mad. Not one bit.”
Dean grinned like a Cheshire cat as Sam looked back up at me with surprise.
“Really?”
I could feel myself blush as I nodded my head ‘yes’, fiddling with the tie on my robe. “So, what’s happens now?”
They both glanced at each other, speaking in that silent way that was always indiscernible to me but crystalline clear between them.
Dean patted the empty space on the cushion between him and his brother. “Why don’t you have a seat, sweetheart?”
I settled between them, my pulse pounding, straining to keep my composure and not throw myself at both of them right then and there.
Dean brushed a finger across my temple, pushing away a few strands of my hair. “So you’d really be okay with this? This is something you’d want?”
I turned to Sam, resting my hand on his knee. “It’s something I’ve wanted for a long time.”
His hand covered mine and gently squeezed. “Can I ask you a few questions?”
“Of course.”
“Have you ever done anything like this before?”
“No. But you two have?”
“A few times.”
Dean was running his hand up and down my arm, keeping uncharacteristically quiet.
“How about the things you like to watch?” Sam continued. “Being...dominated a little? Is that what you really like?”
Plush lips ghosted against my ear as the hand stroking my arm moved to my leg, still over the fabric of my bathrobe, gently massaging from my knee to the middle of my thigh.
“The thought of it, watching it... I wouldn’t mind trying it for myself. Do you like to do it?”
“To a point. But we don’t have to do that tonight- we can just keep it vanilla if-”
“Oh hell no, Winchester,” I winked, melting into Dean’s touch, “I’m all in.”
Sam grinned. “Okay. We’ll start slow. But at any time, any time at all, if you don’t like something, just say ‘no’ or ‘stop’ and we’ll move on. Is that okay?”
My eyes were fluttering shut as Dean’s caress became stronger, my head reeling at the thought of what was coming.
“Y/N, did you hear me?” Sam asked softly.
“Yeah, I heard. I say no, you stop.”
“One other thing. Dean and I, we kind of have...an arrangement when we do this. We’ll both be in this, but...well, I call the shots.”
I looked into Sam’s eyes and was met with an intensity I’d never seen before - not on a hunt, not after a kill, not from a win...it was unadulterated, predatory lust.
“Meaning?”
A wicked grin stretched across his lips. “Dean,” he said, “stop touching her.”
Immediately, Dean lifted his hand and pulled himself away.
Sam cupped my face in his hands, his thumb tracing my lower lip. “It means, Y/N, that I’m in charge and you both do what I say when I say it. Dean gets leeway, but not you. Do you understand?”
I could feel myself trembling, excitement and arousal and the thrill of exploring uncharted territory with the two men I loved coursing through every cell in my body. All I could manage was a nod.
Sam tutted with disapproval, tipping my chin upwards. “Rule one, Y/N/N, I ask you a question, you answer with your words.”
“Yes,” I whispered. “Yes Sam, I understand.”
“Rule two, you don’t get to call me Sam. You call me Sir, Daddy, or Master. Your choice. And that,” he said pointing to his brother, “is Dean. Only ‘Dean’. Understood?”
“Yes, Sir.”
“Good girl,” he hummed, burying his nose in my hair, his lips ghosting along my neck. “And besides Y/N, what should we call you?”
“I liked you calling me a good girl.”
“Okay. Is there anything else you’d like to be called?”
“Whatever you and Dean want to call me, Sir.”
“Are you sure?” Sam took my face in his hands, leaning in, barely brushing his lips against mine. His massive hand slid up the back of my neck, gripping a fistful of hair but not pulling, the buzz of his low, seductive voice vibrating against my lips. “We’ll call you a good girl, Y/N, but what if we call you a naughty little whore? What happens if I call you my slut or Dean calls you his fucktoy? Would that be okay, princess?”
“Yes Sir, all of it,” I breathed, waiting for Sam’s mouth to fully claim mine, ready for the deep, probing kiss I had only been able to dream about until now.
“All right then,” he said, pulling away. “Now how about you stand up for us?”
Biting back a huff of disappointment I complied, lifting myself off the couch. Both brothers were smirking, Sam with one foot propped up on his knee, fingers steepled against his lips. Dean leaned back and loosened his tie, legs open, displaying the impressive bulge between them.
“Dean, where should we start with her?”
“I think she should take off that robe and let us see what we’ve been missing all this time.”
“Take it off, Y/N.”
I tugged at the already loose knot, gasping as the robe opened and the cool air of the room hit my bare skin. I shrugged it completely off, letting it fall to the floor.
“Damn, sweetheart,” Dean rasped.
“Very nice Y/N. Now turn around. Let us have a good look at you.
Pivoting, I turned my back to them, craning my neck over my shoulder to see their reactions.
“You were right, Dean. She does have a perfect ass. I can’t wait until she misbehaves and I get to spank it.”
I couldn’t help the whimper that escaped my lips as wondered how the hell I was still standing.
“Christ baby girl, you’re fuckin’ beautiful.”
“Y/N,” Sam said, “Thank Dean for the nice compliment.”
“Thank you, Dean,” I purred. “And thank you, Sir.”
“Behaving so well already. Turn back around.”
I turned again to directly meet their stares. Sam leaned back, and I could see his prominent erection twitching under the fabric of his pants. Dean already had his hand on his, dragging his palm against himself.
“Y/N, I want you to sit next to Dean.”
Dean’s arm wrapped around my shoulders as I sat as close to him as possible, placing my hand on his thigh. His hand floated from between his legs to my lace-shielded breasts, his lips attaching to my neck as he kneaded and teased each one. My head fell back with a moan when his hand traveled downwards, my hips rocking back and forth in anticipation of being touched where I needed it the most.
“Hmm, someone’s eager,” he mumbled against my neck.
“Dean, please
Sir, can Dean touch me?”
“He is touching you, princess.”
“Need more,” I whimpered as Dean’s finger trailed just under the waistline of my panties.
“She does,” Dean husked, placing his warm hand against the fabric of my covered sex. “Can already feel how wet she is for us.” My body jerked with a gasp as he pressed against the wetness that was beginning to seep through my underwear.
Sam shifted his position, giving himself a better angle to watch his brother tease me. “All right. Go ahead.”
Dean finally slipped his calloused hand under my panties, dragging his finger just along my slit.
“Christ, she’s fucking soaked.”  He sunk into my entrance, pumping a few times before tracing my folds and circling my clit. I gripped his knee hard, letting out a moan.
“I want to see it,” Sam ordered, rising from the couch and seating himself on the cocktail table directly in front of Dean and me.  “Get those panties off of her and give them to me. Then Y/N, spread those legs nice and wide so I can watch Dean play with you.”
I raised my hips as Dean pulled my underwear off of me, sliding them over my feet and tossing them to his brother. Sam caught them, feeling the damp material between his fingers as Dean slipped and crooked two fingers inside me, the heel of his hand pressing against my clit, my hips rocking hard against his hand. A sudden rush of heat coursed through me, quickly igniting into a whirling blaze.
“Wow Y/N, you are excited,” Sam marveled, raising my panties to his face and taking a deep breath. “And you smell absolutely amazing...we’ll definitely have to get a taste. How does she feel?
“Fuckin’ perfect. So warm and wet...nice and tight...this sweet little pussy’s gonna take our cocks so good
”
The way they were using me and the things they were saying, the audible heaviness of Sam's breathing and Dean's touch, and the simple fact that this was actually happening crashed over me like a rogue wave.
“Dean, fuck!” I yelped, my orgasm surging through me without warning, my walls pulsing around Dean’s fingers as I slammed against his hand harder.
He worked me through it, his head nuzzled against my neck until I relaxed, closing my eyes as I caught my breath.
“Uh oh,” he chuckled.
I let my eyes flutter open to see Sam's boring into mine, his lips pursed and jaw set firm, fingers tapping against the tabletop.
“Needy little whore, coming so fast...I'll let it go just this once, since you didn't give me time to tell you the last rule.” Sam leaned forward, cupping my chin in his hand. “You tell us if you're about to come, and you ask for permission to come. You do not come unless I say you can. Even if it's Dean's fingers, tongue or cock inside you, you ask me. Is that clear?”
“Y-yes, Sir. I’m sorry Sir.”
“Don’t let it happen again. Now give him a kiss and thank him for getting you off.”
Dean reached for me and pulled me into his lap so I was straddling him. He didn’t give me time to open my mouth for anything other than the bruising kiss he delivered. Finally, finally feeling his tongue slide against mine was glorious - from the way he tasted to the way he cradled my head in his hand, how the other splayed against the small of my back, pressing me closer into him. I all but disappeared into the kiss, coherent thought an impossibility, grinding against his hard, covered cock. Dean released my lips and kissed down my jawline, under my chin, making his way to my collarbone. Flushed and panting, I tilted my head back to give his soft, perfect lips better access.
I was snapped back into reality when I felt a hot, hard smack on my ass. Then both of Sam’s large hands curled over my shoulders.
“Aren’t you forgetting something?” he rumbled.
“Thank you, Dean,” I uttered, unable to stop myself from sliding along his hard length. “Thank you for making me come.”
Dean flashed a wolfish smile. “There’s our good girl. Did you like it, sweetheart? Me making you come while Sam watched?”
Sparks of arousal were igniting through me as I continued to rock against him. “Yes, Dean.”
He replied with a grunt, jerking his hips upwards, watching my bare pussy drag against him. “Feel how fucking hard I am for you, Y/N? Oh, just wait till I get this inside you...”
“Enough,” Sam said. “We’re moving this to your room. Dean, get that bra off of her first.”
His thick fingers made quick work of unhooking the clasps and removing the white cotton from my body. In a flash, I was lifted off the couch, saddled in Dean’s arms as he followed his brother to my room. Sam stood on one side of the bed, shrugging off his suit jacket and unraveling his tie. Dean stood with me opposite him, shooting his brother a look.
“Middle of the bed,” Sam directed.
Dean set me down gently, making sure my head was propped up on the pillows before getting to work on removing his own coat and tie. Sam was unbuttoning his shirt, strolling over to the foot of the bed while his eyes raked over my naked body.
“Knees up, legs open, Y/N,” Sam commanded, completely removing his shirt. “My turn to play with that pretty pussy.”
Despite how weak they felt, I managed to lift my knees. Keeping my feet flat against the mattress, I widened the space between them as much as I could.
Anyone outside looking in may have thought I was being demeaned, objectified, employed as nothing but a sexual plaything for two men to take advantage of. But I knew it meant I truly held the authority. By doing everything they wanted, they gave me everything I needed. I wasn’t being degraded, I was being worshipped.
And I loved every single, sinful second of it.
A shaky sigh floated from my throat as I watched a shirtless Sam Winchester begin to unfasten his belt. Even the slight flex of his muscles as he made his minimal movements set my every nerve ending afire. I kneaded one of my breasts, pinching my nipple as he pulled his belt off, feeling a flood of wetness gather in my core.
Sam shook his head, folding his belt in half, the buckle clinking. “Y/N, there's no need to touch yourself. That's what we're here for, isn't it Dean?”
“Got that right,” Dean muttered, sliding next to me. He was already undressed, his thick hard cock pressing against my hip.
Sam tapped the length of leather against his palm. “Unless you're an impatient little slut who can't get enough from the two of us?”
I let my hand fall to the side, brushing right against Dean’s erection. “No, Sir.”
“There’s our girl,” Dean murmured, replacing my hand with his, rolling the stiff, pink peak of my nipple between his thumb and finger. “We’ve got you.”
His words were muffled as he took my neglected breast into his mouth, every stroke of his tongue and little nip from his teeth pumping jolts of electricity through every vein in my body. He rocked against me, the warm precome dripping from his cock slicking my skin. I took hold of him, feeling him pulse in my hand as I stroked him slowly, drawing out quiet growls that vibrated against my breast.
The bed sank as Sam crawled on, kneeling, each of his hands running over my thighs. I let out a groan as I felt my own wetness trickle between my legs.
“Just came not five minutes ago and she’s dripping wet already,” Sam hummed. “I think we have our work cut out for us, Dean.” My grip on Dean’s cock tightened as Sam licked, kissed and nipped at the skin of my inner thighs, deliberately avoiding my aching, sodden core. I writhed against the mattress, my clit throbbing, begging for attention as small, desperate sounds tumbled from my lips.
I nearly screamed when Sam finally dipped his tongue inside of me, lapping up my juices at a maddeningly slow pace. The fingers of my free hand laced through his long hair, gripping the back of his head and pushing him against me.
“Oh, fuck, Sam, yes!” I shouted, not giving a shit if the entire hotel heard me.
Sam firmly wrapped his long fingers around my wrist and pulled away.
Dean released my breast from his mouth and turned my face toward his. “Y/N, Y/N, Y/N
” he chided, low and wickedly. “You were being so good, why’d you gotta go and misbehave?”
“Dean, move. Now.” Sam commanded. This time he grasped broth of my wrists, sliding up my body until his nose was touching mine. “What did I tell you, princess? What did I say you call me?”
“Sir. I’m sorry Sir, please
” I whined, nearly languishing from the loss of Dean’s skin against mine, my body wound so tight and desperate for release that it was nearly painful. “Need you both so fucking bad
”
I was flipped over onto my stomach so fast the room spun. Sam delivered a firm slap to each cheek of my ass, the sting making my insides quiver as I let out a wanton wail.
“Do you like this, Y/N?” Sam growled, “because this is what happens to bad, greedy little whores when they forget the rules.”
“Yes, Sir...yes
” I mewled. Two more smacks and I bit my lip hard, afraid I might come any second.
“I don’t think you can control yourself. Your sweet little ass loves to be spanked, so you’ll probably keep misbehaving on purpose. Maybe tying those hands up will help you remember to be our good girl?”
“Yes, Sir.”
“Dean?”
“Got it.” Dean was grinning as he clutched one of their discarded ties. “Hands above your head, sweetheart. Better do it quick, Sammy’s got an itchy palm tonight - and he’s being gentle.”
He wrapped the sleek, cool silk around my wrists as Sam gently rubbed over my flesh that burned with the sweet bite of his strikes. Dean finished binding me with a durable knot, then grasped my shoulders right as Sam gripped my waist, both of them manhandling me into their desired position. I was laying across the bed now, Sam at my feet and Dean looming above me.
“Turn over, Y/N,” Sam ordered. I obeyed enthusiastically, rolling my body and instinctively spreading my legs. “She looks adorable like this, doesn’t she?”
“Good enough to eat,” Dean smirked, curling his thick tongue over his bottom lip.
“Don’t worry, you’ll get your chance. I’m not done with her yet.”
Dean leaned over me, looping my arms over his head and brushing his upside-down lips against mine. “Such a fucking good girl for us,” he muttered, his voice deep and sabulous. He cupped both breasts in his hands, keeping his mouth a breath away from mine, breathing in my moans and sighs as Sam’s tongue licked a solid line from my entrance and flitted against my clit.
“Christ, you taste amazing, Y/N,” Sam praised. “So fucking sweet
” His lips latched on to my clit as he easily slid two of his thick yet agile fingers inside my cunt, prodding and exploring the deepest parts of me until my entire body jolted in pleasure.
“Oh fuck yes,” I groaned, fire beginning to churn in my abdomen from the vibration of Sam’s satisfied moans against my folds, from every brush of his fingers against my g-spot.
“Sammy find your sweet spot, baby girl?” Dean asked, tugging each of my nipples. “How’s it feel?”
“God, feels so fucking good...”
“You like how my brother plays with you? Bosses you around like a little fucktoy?”
“Love it, Dean
”
The tension was gathering too quickly, raw bliss surging through me, my legs beginning to tremble.
“Do you have any idea how long we’ve wanted this, Y/N? Wanted to kiss you, touch you, take care of you the way you should be?”
The waves of my climax were swelling, threatening to crest at the next word Dean uttered or the next flick of Sam’s tongue.
“Need to come...Sir, can I come for you?”
The warmth of Sam’s mouth left me as his movements slowed to just short of a stop.
“Look who’s being such a good girl now,” he grinned, his lips and chin glazed with my juices.
“Please, Sir
” I begged, knowing I sounded strung-out and pathetic, my body tensing with every ounce of self-control I had left.
“What do you think, Dean? Should we let her?”
“Fuck yeah, wanna see her pretty legs shaking, see her face this time when she comes
”
“And I want her to lose it with her mouth full...”
Dean stood up, tapping the tip of his cock against my lips, my tongue involuntarily snaking out to lick at the salty precome that dribbled out of his slit.
Sam’s fingers began to pick up momentum. “Since you won’t be able to talk, I’ll tell you now - you can come when you need to. You have my permission.”
“Thank you, Sir.”
Dean traced the tip of his finger along my jawline. “Go ahead and take it, sweetheart.”
He was like velvet-wrapped iron, smooth and heavy against my tongue, stretching my lips with his girth. With my hands still tied, all he could do was fuck my mouth, sliding in until he hit the back of my throat. I let my tongue swirl around him as he pumped in and out, constantly moaning at the taste and feel and scent of him while Sam worked between my legs.
Dean held my head as he guided me along his cock, rewarding me with praises whenever I took him deep.
“Fuck Y/N you’re a pro at this...if your pussy’s even half as good as your mouth
”  
Sam slid in a third finger, beginning a steady, salacious attack on my g-spot. Almost instantly, I felt my walls tightening, the weight of an intense pressure threatening to shatter me from the inside out.
“Dean, she’s close. Play with her clit for me. Y/N, you keep his dick in your mouth like a good little whore.”
I screamed around Dean’s cock as the pad of his fingers pressed and circled my clit, tears prickling at the corners of my eyes as a euphoria I’d never known overtook me.
Somewhere underneath Dean’s heavy breaths and the sound of his brother’s fingers slamming into my sodden cunt I heard Sam’s insistent coaxes.
“That’s our good girl...come on, Y/N, that’s it...let it go
”
Sobbing around Dean I exploded, feeling my slick splash against Sam’s hand, soaking my thighs and the sheets beneath me. Dean pulled out of my mouth with a harsh grunt, leaving my lips free to weave a litany of incoherent curses as I rode out my high. Sam kept working, drawing out my orgasm so long it felt like it was never going to stop. He slowed his movements as I finally drifted down, sliding his fingers out of me and into his mouth.
“Dean, come clean her up. She’s fucking delicious,” he beamed, laying down next to me and pulling me into a fervent kiss; it was thorough and passionate, all-consuming, brimming with purpose. I could taste myself, mingling with cinnamon-laced flavor of his tongue.
“Thank you, Sir,” I whispered between kisses, still shuddering with aftershocks, tingles crawling up my spine from the feel of Dean’s mouth lapping up the remnants of the best orgasm of my life. My eyes fell shut as I basked in Sam’s warmth radiating beside me and the tickle of his brother’s stubble brushing against my inner thighs.
“No sleeping, Y/N,” Sam murmured against my ear. “We’re not done yet.”
Dean hooked his arms under my thighs and plunged his tongue deep inside with a hungry moan.
“Not sleeping, Sir
” I panted, my breaths becoming quicker. “I...I... oh, fuck
” Dean was sending me on a direct trajectory towards another orgasm I didn’t think I could physically handle.
“What do you want, Y/N? Tell us.”
“Want Dean to fuck me, Sir. Want his cock in my pussy and yours in my mouth.”
“I think that can be arranged,” he hummed, tracing my ear with the tip of his nose. “Would you like me to untie your hands now?”
“Yes, Sir.”
Sam rose to his feet, nimble fingers loosening the knot around my wrist.
“I still expect you to behave
”
“I will, Sir, I promise.”
“Good girl. Dean? Wanna give her what she needs?”
Dean kissed his way over my mound, up my stomach and sternum, landing on my lips for only a quick second. He knelt between my legs, grasping himself in his hand and rubbing the head of his cock teasingly between my folds.
“You want this, baby girl?” he taunted, pressing the tip right against my entrance.
“Yes, Dean. God yes, please...need you inside me
”
“Need you too, Y/N,” he sighed, steadying himself as he pushed into me inch by inch, my walls stretching and pulsing as I took him all the way in. He hissed in pleasure once he was buried to the hilt and began to move, dragging almost all the way out before sliding back in again.
“Jesus Christ, sweetheart... feel so goddamn good...”
Sam was on his knees next to me, pumping himself, ready to feed me his perfect cock.
“Sir, please let me taste you,” I said, wrapping my fingers around him and guiding him into my mouth. He was as thick and long and luscious as his brother and I greedily took in everything he had.
“Oh my god, Y/N... shit yes
” he moaned as I swallowed around him, flicking and sliding my tongue. Dean grabbed my leg and raised it against his chest, affording a new angle that allowed him to nail my sweet spot with every thrust.
“Fuck...still so tight and wet
” he grunted, his thrusts gaining momentum and force. “Not gonna last long.”
“Hear that, Y/N? Want Dean to fill you up and come inside that beautiful pussy?”
I released him from my mouth, still stroking him in my hand, my breaths coming quick and hard. “Yes, Sir...Dean, please, yes
” A cry escaped my lips as Dean’s thumb found my clit again, making my insides quake, another climax taking hold of me. “N-n-need to come again...Can I come, Sir?”
“You love all of this dick in you, don’t you?” Sam sneered. “Go ahead, little cockslut, but you let him come first.  And then, I’m going come in this pretty mouth of yours and you’re going to swallow every drop. Understood?”
Sam didn’t give me time to answer as he pushed past my lips again, his rhythm as fierce and insistent as Dean’s had become.
“Fuck, Y/N
” Dean growled. “Gonna come...gonna fucking come
”
Dean spilled into me with a shout, the wet, thick warmth triggering my own release, the vibration of my muffled scream pushing Sam to his own end. He grabbed my head in hands as he let out a carnal roar, hot spurts of his come filling my mouth.  Dean collapsed on top of me, his brother following suit but landing by my side as soon as I drank down everything he’d given me.
Dean rolled off and settled on my other side, the three of us in a sweaty, sticky tangle of weakened limbs and rapid breaths. Eventually, Sam hauled himself up and walked to the bathroom. I turned my head toward Dean, kissing him softly as we simply stared at one another, lost in the moment, the corners of our mouths curving in sleepy, gentle smiles while we traced nonsense patterns over each other’s skin.
Sam emerged with two warm washcloths, handing one to his brother. Then he kissed me tenderly, while both brothers cleaned me and themselves up as best they could. His sweet, gentle demeanor was back, his eyes now full of what I could only dare to call love.
“Did you...was that okay, Y/N?” he asked.
I giggled, lacing my fingers through his and Dean’s hands, “It was more than okay. It was fucking mind-blowing.”
Sam let out what seemed like a breath of relief, pulling me against his chest. I nestled into that curve I knew I’d fit so well in, while Dean pressed into my front. “Glad we could deliver, sweetheart.”
“Hey guys, listen... I hate to go all chick-flick on you, but -”
“You’re wondering what happens now,” Sam offered, reading my mind. “If this was just a onetime thing.”
I nodded, slightly afraid of the response I was going to get.
“Y/N,” Dean started, “When I said you had no idea how long me and Sam wanted this...I wasn’t lying. We’ve both been in love with you since the day we saved your sexy ass.”
“This life is hard,” Sam added. “It’s dangerous and bloody and we never know if the day we wake up is going to be our last. We never thought you’d go for it, but maybe it could work...I mean if you feel the same
we’d love it if you were ours.”
“Well, son of a bitch,” I laughed.
“What?” both brothers asked in unison.
“My first time to Vegas and I hit the fucking jackpot.”
~Fin
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Sweets for your troubles
A personal drabble I had in my head for a while. Just needed to write something off of me, but I will be doing the requests soon as well. So, I hope this will be enjoyable for you at least too, for now ^^;
In which Hanzo goes out of his way to get you some treats and being a socially awkward mess in the process. Enjoy!
(Put under read more because of the amount of words. Reader is female as well in this one)
“Do you need anything else? I will be going now.” Hanzo’s gruff voice roused you from your temporary slumber as you slightly shuffled beneath the comfort of your sheets, facing the stoic archer with a drowsy look. Tonight was the annual anniversary gathering of the Overwatch organization, one which you had little to no interest in attending, as many would come and prance around in their expensive outfits, sip from the finest wine, until eventually, at least half of the guests would break out into a mass of slurring, swirling, drunken, bodies. You have always despised parties like these and were much more comfortable around smaller occasions, shared with close friends inside an apartment while sipping some tea or coffee, while watching a good film. Despite the fact that some of said close friends or colleagues, would be joining, you did not feel the need to see them this night and were thankful for their understanding towards your condition.
There was just something eerie and downright too busy about a room full of people with high statuses and polished outfits. Even though you know a great deal of them by heart, you still couldn’t help the self-conscious feeling you got, whenever you were around them looking all glamoured up, while you usually kept it simple and natural. It is your own choice of course, as wearing tight skirts and dresses would have made you feel even more uncomfortable than you already are and make-up was something you never had much interest in from the beginning. So, to save yourself from any possible outsiders who would judge you on your normalcy, you decided to stay at home for another round. You were feeling a little under the weather as well, which didn’t help your mood in the slightest, however, it was nothing too serious. Just something that would pass once you eventually had your caramel, with triple chocolate and fudge, cake, which is the only thing you were contemplating on going to the party for. However, your oh-so-kind and chivalrous shining dragon in armor, beat you to it, once he looked over the condition you were in and you couldn’t help but being grateful for his ever watchful eye.
Hanzo was much like you, although he just couldn’t care less about what others were wearing and doing, much less what they thought about him. He simply found every social gathering infuriating but even he had to admit that despite the loud and obnoxious people filling the establishment, they did know how to bake a good cake. Once you had shyly asked him if he wanted to take that one special slice of cake back for you, the archer couldn’t help but smirk slightly at your childish yet endearing mannerisms. You only really asked these things of him when you wanted something in particular or were feeling rather down and needed something sweet on the spot, always elated whenever he decided to go to the evening store and bring something for you as well.
To come back to his question before leaving, you pondered for just a moment if you didn’t perhaps want something
 more as well. The archer patiently waiting for your reply as you swayed your thighs from left to right under the sheets while thinking, humming as you did so. “Maybe some chocolate peanuts if they still have them, but if not, then just the cake is fine thank you.” You answered him with a slight embarrassed quirk of your lips, thinking your request is perhaps a little too big, but Hanzo was quick to reassure you it was no trouble at all, chuckling lightly as he nods in your direction. “Cake and chocolate peanuts it is then.” He shuffled inside the pockets of his coat for a few moments, shoving the keys and what not inside, before he made his way to the front door, giving you one last glance.
“I will be back soon. Call me if there is anything.” He told you, the strong undertone of his voice reminding you of his rather overprotective nature towards you in these situations. You knew nothing would really happen, but the archer couldn’t help but feel a tinge of anxiety whenever he would leave you alone for a while, even for such simple errands. Years of being on the run and chased by mercenaries, as well as losing your family, having taken its toll on the marksman. It was getting better day by day, but nothing went overlooked by Hanzo once it came to your security, going as far as to lock the door behind him whenever he would be going out for a longer period of time and you were still sleeping, only for you to unlock it again later in the day, as you did have to get your own groceries at some point. It honestly made you laugh more than feeling creeped out, as you knew he meant no harm, it was just one of the things he simply felt was necessary to keep you guarded from any ill-mannered strangers.
“I will be fine, don’t worry. Take care” You replied, while yawning slightly and watching him with a tired smile. Hanzo gave a small smile back before going out of the doorway and into the chilly night air to get the sweets you both were craving for some time. The building was disgustingly full, as he thought and unfortunately expected, making sure to do this quick and without making any possible small talk, so he could return home as soon as possible and be by your side. He made his way through the many crowds of people rather clumsily, pushing aside a few guests here and there, not minding the hostile glances he received in turn, as he desperately searched around for the table with refreshments and beverages. Upon finally spotting the long, white sheeted tables, which were stacked full with various delicacies, Hanzo let out a brief sigh of relief as he spotted the stand with cakes not much further ahead.
To his inner turmoil however, the person in charge of the whole ordeal was none other than the cheerful Brazilian DJ LĂșcio. It was not that he hated the boy, he was just too happy for his own good as well as talkative, in a bothersome way, which the archer still couldn’t place that well. He knew he would speak to him once he would go and gather the requested sweets and try to stoke up a meaningless conversation, or so he thinks. You always wished Hanzo could try to give the other people a chance as he did with you as well, but it has proven to be difficult with some, especially the more positive and extroverted people in general. Perhaps one day, he could even find peace in them, but momentarily that situation was far from happening anytime soon. At least he was glad that most people could pick up on his distant nature rather quickly, not bothering to even try and talk to him, just as he had always liked. You being his only exception, as well as the faint but newly established bond with his brother. You always proved to be a neutral and calming presence, one who wouldn’t indulge him in frivolous activities or mindless chatter. Your conversations were interesting and mostly respectful towards his own demeanor, which he greatly appreciated back then.
Hanzo could already spot the sickening goofy smile on the boy’s face as he got closer, his own growing more bitter by the second as he sighed in frustration as to what was to come. The DJ even seemed to be bouncing to some music while he was working, totally unheard of if it were any other company. “Hmpf, how unprofessional.” The archer thought to himself. Slowly, he crept closer to the table with the assorted cakes and sweets, hoping the younger male on the other side was too preoccupied with his music to pay him any mind. Unfortunately, he laid his eyes upon Hanzo while in the middle of switching his song, the elder Shimada looking slightly caught off guard as he was in the midst of hoarding his cakes. He quickly composes himself and stares right back at the boy in front of him, eyes piercing and unemotional.
“If it isn’t the great Hanzo Shimada himself! Hehe, what a nice surprise of you to visit, I had no idea you’d be coming!” LĂșcio practically yelled at him, making the archer even more agitated as he swiftly looked around him to see if anyone was listening in on this conversation, as he did not want to be seen as closely associated with this man in any way. It was more embarrassment than actual resent, everyone knew, he was in fact, just a big moody and melodramatic person instead of the murderous outcast he viewed himself as. Hanzo was just about to correct the young Brazilian on the reason for his visit, before the DJ already started rambling on, seemingly trying to start a conversation with the reserved archer. “It’s such an honor! You know, I’m glad I finally get to talk to you. Really love that dragon power you got too, it’s awesome!” Hanzo could only do as much as roll his eyes slightly and wait for the man to finish his ramblings, which were obviously exaggerated and made to be in his favor of getting closer to him, something the archer was not very fond of. He paid it no mind in the end though, as the DJ barely knew anything of his past and was just trying to be nice, although the taken approach seemed to be far out of Hanzo’s own comfort zone and thus he made quick work of following his one goal for this evening once again, as he slowly nodded at the smiling person before him. His smile was so big, the archer thought it would damage his facial structure, as ridiculous as that sounds. “Right.” He cleared his throat before continuing, his voice clear and as sharp as usual, however, LĂșcio seemed unfazed by it in some way and kept looking expectantly at the older man before him.
“I did not come to engage in this celebration. I am simply here to pick up a few necessities.” Hanzo spoke curtly, while diligently shoving the last of the sweet goods into the plastic bag he brought with him. Slices of cake carefully dispensed inside cardboard boxes. The DJ hummed for a bit as he watched the elder Shimada fondle with the bag in his hand, before speaking up once again. “Ah, I bet it’s for your lady, huh?” LĂșcio said in a teasing tone, while wiggling his eyebrows in a shameful manner at the archer. Hanzo had to take a moment to recover from such a display, not having expected it in the slightest and could only do as much as glare at the musician in return while sighing. However, a noticeable increase in red appeared on his cheeks, much to LĂșcio’s delight. Deciding not to hold up the archer for much longer, he ceased his teasing, knowing you would probably want him to be at your side again as soon as possible as well.
He quickly waved a hand in front of himself, as to forget his previous comment ever happened and he let the marksman be on his way. “I gotcha. Send her my regards will you? Hope to see you around again and enjoy your cake!” The young man waved him off, before putting on his headphones again, as there was still a long night to go for him too. Hanzo dismissed himself with a low thank you and a small nod, hurriedly leaving the blasted building to return home again.
You had gotten out of bed to make some tea for the both of you, Hanzo having called you that he was on his way again and that the supply run had been successful. The man’s strange humor always made you giggle, as you held much the same. The both of you sharing a rather unique sense of humor compared to that of others. You sure deserved each other, and it seemed that only you could make each other truly feel at home. The click signaling the water cooker had finished went of simultaneously upon the marksman’s return through the front door, a big bag of stacked slices of various goodness balanced in his hand.
You peeked your head around the kitchen wall, trying to look into the hallway and see your boyfriend approach from the night. “I am home.” Hanzo took off his shoes and laid the bag atop the kitchen table, watching you from the corner of his eyes making tea. “I’m glad you’re back, I thought I’d make some tea.” You replied, while carefully dividing the tea leaves inside the small container for each cup. The archer came up to you to take a closer look, his nostrils being filled with an incredible smell, and he hummed in delight. “That smells delicious.” The archer then gathered two plates to use for the cake slices and helped you further with setting up the table. “So does the cake.” You smiled as you stirred the honey in both cups. “Were you able to get the chocolate peanuts as well? Again, it’s fine if you didn’t, I was just cur-“ Before you could finish excusing yourself, Hanzo swayed the small bag of chocolate treats in front of your face with a smirk, before putting them down on the counter. “I was craving them myself as well actually, so I couldn’t resist not taking them. Even though it was the last bag.” You both had to laugh at that, hoping that none of the guests would become dissatisfied at the lack of them, not that it was that much of a concern. The archer could see there was plenty of food, way too much really. Typical for such an expensive and out-of-the-context kind of gathering.
Once the both of you were comfortably settled on the couch, with each a place of cake in hand and a steaming mug of tea, you decided to talk about your day and relax, while listening to Hanzo rant about his recent encounter with the energetic DJ as well. Knowing that deep down, he does enjoy the attention in some way and you just smiled at him as he told his story through much sarcasm and light insults (which you knew were actually harmless, of course). The dragon does have some pride though, although he rarely admits it and his pride needs polishing now and then, so you made sure to thank him for the horror he had put himself through, for your treats. “Well, I really thank you for getting these for me, I was needing them and the cake tastes great. As I had assumed.” You gave the archer’s arm an affectionate squeeze as a gesture of your gratitude, putting your plate away afterwards, settling against his side. Hanzo looked down at you and hummed, one of his calloused hands finding comfort in your soft tresses and caresses them. As you snuggled closer to his neck, his lips in turn rested atop your temple softly. “It was nothing, my dearest. You do not need to worry.ïżœïżœïżœ His other hand finds one of yours that is placed on his chest and he holds it gently, the two of you sharing an intimate embrace for the time being. Neither feeling the need to get up and start on the inevitable washing of the dishes just yet.
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entergamingxp · 5 years ago
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the 20 best games for Xbox One you can play right now ‱ Eurogamer.net
The Xbox One might not sit at the very top of the console market this generation, but it’s provided one of the most incredible comeback stories these past few years. After a famously shaky start, Microsoft’s Xbox One has been transformed into a formidable ecosystem – thanks to a philosophical shift, and in Xbox One X an incredible piece of hardware. The X can safely boast of being the most powerful console available, making it the platform of choice for multiplatform games, but it’s thanks to initiatives like Game Pass as well as original exclusives such as Sea of Thieves that makes Xbox One arguably one of the best places to play games right now. Here’s our personal pick for 20 of the best Xbox One games out there for Microsoft’s console right now.
Editors Note: Eurogamer is refreshing its series of ‘best games’ features, and today we’re looking at the Xbox One. You’ll continue to see more platform lists appearing on the home page in the coming weeks – we’ve covered the best PS4 games so far – with the aim to update them several times a year as new releases supplant a given system’s existing library.
Sunset Overdrive
The thing about Sunset Overdrive was that, even before it landed, it seemed exciting. This hardware generation got off to a bit of a bad start. It was all about mega games, games as services, and yet Sunset Overdrive, with its dumb jokes, its bright colours, its explosions that spelled out the word “BOOM” in fireballs seemed like the best of the PS2 era, a knockabout action game that was emphatically not for everyone.
In the hands, Sunset Overdrive is a total delight, too, quickfire gags piling on top of one of the most beautifully empowering control systems in years as you rail-grind, bounce, and air-dash your way across a personable open-world, compact enough to be ownable, bright enough to make exploring a delight.
Want to read more? See our full Sunset Overdrive review and buy now from Amazon.
Forza Horizon 4
What started just a few years ago as a spin-off to the more conventional Xbox racing flagship, Forza Motorsport, is now arguably the best racing game series anywhere – and certainly one of the most popular. Forza Horizon, with its gorgeous open-world maps and upbeat festival gimmick, marries unimpeachable car-nerd authenticity to a joyous, adventuring spirit that widens its appeal beyond motorsport fans to anyone who likes fun video games.
For the fourth game, developer Playground brought the series home to Britain with its best map to date, made even more romantically exciting by changing seasons – while constant live updates have rendered it impossible to put down.
Want to read more? See our full Forza Horizon 4 review and buy now from Amazon.
What Remains of Edith Finch
Edith Finch offers a rambling mansion designed with the intricacy and engineering flair of a pop-up book and tells the story of a doomed family through the stories and objects they left behind. Exhilarating, romantic, funny and devastating, this is an astonishing reminder of the power of games.
Want to read more? See our full What Remains of Edith Finch review and buy now from Amazon.
Sea of Thieves
Every pirate clichĂ© stuck in a single game? It works because pirate clichĂ©s are wonderful things, and because Rare is that unusual developer that’s confident in its own silliness while humble enough to listen to feedback.
What launched as a bit of a curio – Eve Online at sea and with a sense of humour – has blossomed into a wonderfully generous open-seas swashbuckler, filled with creaking boats, clattering skeletons, and a sense of mystery that settles around some occasionally rather sparse systems. A delight.
Want to read more? See our full Sea of Thieves review and buy now from Amazon.
Outer Wilds
This is a game to set your watch by, a clockwork solar system filled with compact treasures and a genuine sense of wonder. Blast off in a rickety launcher from a wooded planet and travel between a cluster of worlds, all of which are shaped by violent forces.
There is something beautiful about the way the narrative unfolds, completely unforced, completely without combat. The fact that you can land on a comet and wander about would be enough in itself to grant this a special place in players’ hearts. But the comet is just the start, and the sense of mystery runs very deep. A total gem.
Want to read more? See our full Outer Wilds review and buy now from Amazon.
Halo: The Master Chief Collection
To be honest, if multiplayer is your thing you may be better off turning to Halo 5: Guardians – a fine, underrated package that has been assiduously updated and has a very active community. But its weak campaign pales in the face of this towering, comprehensive monument to everything that came before.
It includes two all-time-greats that are as stirring now as ever – the first Halo: Combat Evolved and Halo 3 – plus the fascinating spin-off ODST, while fan-favourite prequel Reach will be added soon. The Master Chief Collection had issues upon release, but after a lot of work it stands as one of the finest and most generous reissue compilations anywhere. An essential part of any Xbox library.
Want to read more? See our full Halo: The Master Chief Collection review and buy now from Amazon.
Cuphead
Those halcyon, creativity-kissed days of the summer of arcade that once blessed the Xbox 360 may be but a memory, but this generation Cuphead has served as an admirable reminder of the indie heart that once beat through Microsoft’s store.
It’s a fine game on its own merits too, with some interesting inspirations – Treasure’s offbeat boss-rush Alien Soldier is perhaps the most prominent – and an art style that’s to die for. Oh, and it’s also impossibly brutal – but hey, that’s just as it should be for a hard-edged 2D run-and-gunner like this.
Want to read more? See our full Cuphead review and buy now from Amazon.
Sekiro: Shadows Die Twice
Speaking of tough games
 From Software’s previous titles haven’t exactly shied away from presenting players with seemingly insurmountable challenges, but Sekiro is something else. Getting beyond the opening area is a feat almost equal to surviving Dark Souls’ Blighttown, and it only gets harder from there on out.
Good thing that the challenge is always fair, then, and that the combat system is brilliant – poised, balletic and with little flickers of brutality, all served by the strength of vision and clarity of art that has made FromSoft one of modern gaming’s greatest studios. Sekiro’s a tough game, but if you stick it out you’re in for something truly special.
Want to read more? See our full Sekiro: Shadows Die Twice review and buy now from Amazon.
Fortnite
Fortnite’s greatness isn’t that it’s the best battle royale out there but that it’s a game that offers unparalleled ways to engage with it. You can play it as a walking simulator or an exploration game as easily as a shooter. Character and animation combine to create a wonderful playground, while the incremental level design – level design by midnight elves – should change the ways that games tell their stories through their landscapes.
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Scourgebringer
Scourgebringer’s the kind of game you install and never have to delete – so compact it barely takes up any room, so vivid it’s always in rotation. Room by room rid the world of horrible pixelated foes in this kinetic and violent pocket roguelike. The world is richly detailed and the enemies are horribly memorable, but the real thrill here is in the movement. Fantastic.
Want to read more? See our full Scourgebringer impressions and buy now from the Microsoft Store.
Monster Hunter: World
The care that this game takes with its animals makes you feel a bit weird about laying into them, frankly. A huge dinosaur will rise out of the swamp where it has been hiding, and thick mud will be running over its huge back plates. Such beauty! Such a sense of a life lived beyond the game. But when all you have is a giant hammer, maybe everything looks like a giant nail? That’s only half the game, anyway, and the other half, in which you get increasingly more fabulous trousers, is just as good. Environment, animals, loot: this is both gloriously simple and dizzyingly deep. Just enjoy!
Want to read more? See our full Monster Hunter World review and buy now from Amazon.
Assassin’s Creed Odyssey
Ancient Greece seemed like a bit of a misstep at first. After the grandeur and chilly mystery of Egypt, weren’t the Greeks a bit too human with their fighty, spoiled gods and away-break coastlines? In fact, the warmth of the Greek canon is what makes this game such a delight, a sprawling, very human adventure spread across beautiful islands and glorious azure seas.
Depending on who you choose to play as it’s got one of the series’ greatest leads, too. And even if Odyssey’s magpie eye for systems sees even more of the series’ DNA being diminished, what emerges is a confident RPG with a generous heart.
Want to read more? See our full Assassin’s Creed Odyssey review and buy now from Amazon.
Resident Evil 2 Remake
For years Capcom’s struggled to find the balance between Resident Evil’s action excesses and the survival horror on which the series was founded, and often found itself flitting between the two to awkward effect. It turns out the solution was to be found in one of the series’ most cherished games, as this remake folds together all that came after it with the eerie horror of the 1998 original for what’s easily the best Resident Evil since the hallowed RE4.
Want to read more? See our full Resident Evil 2 review and buy now from Amazon.
Titanfall 2
If good directing is good writing and good casting, then Titanfall 2 suggests good game design is often a suite of empowering traversal abilities and a bunch of interesting things to do with them. Titanfall 2’s multiplayer was always going to work, its mech-battling, wall-running gauntlets refined over the course of the first game’s lifetime.
But its single-player is the surprise star here, an inventive, restless campaign that is always muddling with the basics of its premise and a storyline that proves surprisingly moving and engrossing. Titanfall 2 is one of the greatest single-player FPS games ever made, and nobody really saw that coming.
Want to read more? See our full Titanfall 2 review and buy now from Amazon.
Minecraft
The Xbox 360 was the first console you could play Minecraft on, and Xbox still feels like this game’s home-from-home – even through, after acquiring it, Microsoft declined to make it exclusive, and you can play it on pretty much anything. It remains a unique and total original, a fountain of fun and creativity for a whole generation of players, and a deceptively simple sandbox that it’s all too easy to get completely lost in.
It might surprise you, going back to its original mode, to discover that it also functions as quite an uncompromising survival game, as you shore up yourself and your creations against the onslaught of night-time terrors. Not just for kids.
Want to read more? See our full Minecraft review and buy now from Amazon.
Lonely Mountains: Downhill
The great outdoors has rarely been so beautifully invoked in this downhill racing game set amongst a handful of magnificent low-poly mountain ranges. Play for the best times or to track down hidden resting spots. Stay for the melancholy reminder that we belong in the heart of nature, and that, as the saying goes, the cure for loneliness is solitude.
Want to read more? See our full Lonely Mountains: Downhill review and buy now from the Microsoft Store.
The Witcher 3: Wild Hunt
An earthy, rural epic, at this point The Witcher 3 is a generational touchstone of design, the sheer mass of its success enough to form a kind of gravitational pull towards grittiness, grimness and scale. So many imitators have tried to capture its magic but so few have really cracked it: its brilliance comes from its humanity. It’s in the complexity of its characters, the nuance of its sometimes moral, sometimes amoral throughline, and the tangible, muddy depth of its world.
At times it still leans towards the puerile – the old staples of lust and gore are ever-present, along with the odd dose of teenage nihilism – but its generosity, its texture and its character remain unmatched. As we move towards a new generation, The Witcher 3 remains the archetypal gaming blockbuster.
Want to read more? See our full The Witcher 3 review and buy now from Amazon.
Call of Duty Modern Warfare (2019) and Warzone
The latest incarnation of Modern Warfare may not have the nuance of the original, or sleight-of-hand narrative bombast of Modern Warfare 2, but it still packs an almighty punch as a classic shooter. Its campaign is gorgeous, if a little uneven, and with the free addition of Warzone – a surprisingly interesting take on the already cluttered battle royale genre – and some all-time great multiplayer maps like Modern Warfare 2’s Rust returning, the package now is quite something. It may have needed to borrow from its ancestors to get there, but it’s still great. Big, dumb, but brilliant.
Want to read more? See our full Call of Duty: Modern Warfare review and buy now from Amazon.
Gears 5
The title’s undergone the subtlest of changes, as too has the game itself as The Coalition puts its stamp on Microsoft’s stomping cover shooter series, and for the most part it works. This is a whittling back to the things that matter, a kind of Gears jus, accompanied by some daring new ideas that branch out in new directions (don’t be put off by the inclusion of an open world section – it’s beautifully executed and lends the series an even greater degree of freedom that’s more akin to classic Halo than anything else). It’s seriously fun to play and easily the best big blockbuster exclusive available on Microsoft’s console.
Want to read more? See our full Gears 5 review and buy now from Amazon.
GTA 5
GTA’s tone might be a little wonky, but little else about it is. A massive everything-bagel of a game, it’s as much a second life simulator now as it is a place to steal cash and blow up cars. It’s Online mode, too, is almost an entirely separate game in itself, fostering huge, dedicated communities and subcultures in a way that very few other games can. GTA Online’s heists stand out above all. Enormously fun, even all these years later, they represent everything that developer Rockstar seems to be about: a somewhat folly urge to match the greats of cinema, and an uncanny ability to make a playground of action-fuelled fun.
Want to read more? See our full GTA 5 review and buy now from Amazon.
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