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Title: All Cats are Grey in the Dark

Author: mayatheyellowbee

Artist: cheermione

Rating: Explicit

Warnings: Crossover - The Witcher, Canon-Typical Violence, Smut, Mental Instability, Referenced Child Abuse, Enemies to Lovers

Word Count: 28K

Posting Date: 1st of February

Summary: Peter is a Witcher, hired to kill Deadpool, another monster hunter gone rogue. But when he meets his target, he realizes there is more behind Deadpool’s recent killing spree than what he’s been led to believe. Despite their divergence of opinions on the subject of murder, they have to put their differences aside to face a monster far worse - and more human - than any they’ve ever fought before.

Teaser Excerpt:

“There was another like you here this morning, said you’d be here before the storm. Paid for your room,” the innkeeper explains when Peter frowns. “Left you a message, too.”

Peter takes the stained piece of paper the ruddy man holds out to him. Unfolding it, it takes him a few seconds to decipher the scribbled words, but rage and frustration bubbles in his stomach when he does.

‘Enjoy the bed. You’ll need the rest if you want to catch up one day’

The handwriting is messy, and a little stick figure has been badly drawn in the corner of the page, but he recognizes the Wolf School medallion around its neck. It’s a childish rendition of Peter, riding a snail in lieu of a horse.

“When was he here?” he asks the innkeeper between clenched teeth, fury bottled up so as not to scare the poor man and the young barmaid swiping the sticky floor in a corner.

“Told you, this morning. He didn’t even sleep ‘ere, just came around when I was feeding the chickens, said he wanted me to give that to the next Witcher I’d see. Didn’t expect him to be right, we don’t see much of your type around ‘ere.”

“Did you see where he was heading?���

“He followed the river west to the Ribbon. A weird fella too. Wore a mask the whole time we were talking.”

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Title: Behind Closed Doors

Author: crookedswingset

 Artist: babyshawk 

Rating: Mature

Warnings: Graphic Violence, (Very Brief) Major Character Death, OC Death(s), Explicit Language, Some Sexual Content

Word Count: 95,000

Posting Date: February 23rd, 2020

Summary:

When the Benefactor arranges a successful hit against a cop in a fake Spider-Man suit, Peter Parker has one chance to go undercover, infiltrate the new criminal’s operations, and shut them down for good. But to do that, he needs to let everyone think he’s really dead. Even Wade. 

Teaser Excerpt:

“…We’ve already lost,” Yuri realized out loud. And it was true. Every plan she had made. Every resource she had gathered. Every contingency she had thwarted. It was all for nothing.

With zero humor, she let out a dry, soft laugh. “I had four people I trusted—only four—and three of them are now dead. This case is finished. The Benefactor… he really is going to get away with this, isn’t he?“ And it was only a matter of time before the noose closed around her own neck. She looked at the photos they’d left for her. They knew where she lived. They knew where her parents lived. They’d followed her every footstep—for months. They were circling in on her, mocking her with their surveillance as she tried to assume some false sense of control over this situation. But Spider-Man didn’t seem as convinced of their defeat. “Does it have to be, though?” He had that annoying, telling lilt to his voice that said he was about to play devil’s advocate. “I mean, it seems like you went through a lot of trouble to plan an undercover mission. Who says Henderson is the only one who can see it through?” It was obvious. Annoyed, Yuri threw the stalking photos at his feet. “They know my face, Spider-Man.” “Yeah,” he agreed, looking down at them. He reached behind his head, pulling off his mask. Yuri was met with the resolute gaze of a stranger. “But they don’t know mine.”

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Title: On a Genderbender

Author(s): Devral 

Artist: thelazyartist

Rating: Explicit

Warnings: none

Word Count: 40k

Posting Date: February 19th, 2020

Summary: While checking out one of Doc Ock’s warehouses to try to figure out what Doc is up to, Wade and Peter accidentally activate a machine that changes someone’s gender. Peter is the unlucky recipient of the change. Wade does his best to take care of Peter by stuffing as much food into him as possible and sneaking in some leg ogling while Peter works to get himself back to normal!

Teaser Excerpt (under the cut): 

Crashes sound through the room as Wade stumbles back from the machine he had knocked into. It’s glowing and vibrating ominously. “We should probably get out of here, Spidey.”

Spider-man moves swiftly and gracefully through the room, easily navigating the hodgepodge of machines and various half-built electronics that litter the floor. Leaning in, he reaches out to examine the knee height machine. “Did you hit some kind of bu-”

He doesn’t get the chance to finish his question. As soon as he touches the thing, he’s bathed in light from head to toe, emanating from the side of the now heavily vibrating machine. He jerks his hand away with a cry, shaking it sharply. 

The light brightens, and Wade can now see Spider-man clearly as his edges seem to blur and he shrinks down, his shape subtly curving out. Another cry sounds, and Wade jerks forward just in time to catch the man as he falls. Swinging the limp form up, he stares down at his armful in shock.

“What the fuck was that, Webs?”

Spider-man doesn’t answer. He’s too busy being unconscious from what Wade supposes was probably a very painful event. The other man… doesn’t appear to be a man anymore. The blurring that Wade had seen seems to have actually changed Spider-man’s shape. He’s much shorter and lighter than the last time Wade had been forced to carry his unconscious form, and the soft curves pressed against Wade’s chest lend even more evidence to what Wade is starting to think was a freaking sex change machine. 

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Title: Parker’s Monster

Author(s): Rainbow820

Artist: Alfie  

Rating: Teen

Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply

Word Count: 30k+

Posting Date: February 13, 2020

Summary: In the early twentieth century, world tension is at an all time high. A young university student in New York, Peter Parker, meets Wade Wilson, a military officer from Canada on a chance encounter as Wade looks to find his professor Doctor Connors. 

America needs Doctor Connor’s work and Wade needs him, and Peter Parker wants to protect his professor. Wade finds something captivating in the student who feels the need to save everyone around him. 

War rips through Europe and Wade has to leave with Doctor Connors, but Peter is not one to be left behind. Falling in love at the worst of times Peter will do anything to keep Wade with him, anything.

Teaser Excerpt (under the cut):

Wade slams into a shorter man and reaches to help him up. “My apologies sir.” He’s mumbling and holding his briefcase closer to his body. 

“No harm done! Sorry for knocking you over there. My name is Wade Wilson.” He introduces and the man looks up. Wade is met with chocolate brown doe eyes with impression of sleepless nights below them. He has a porcelain face of a doll but his skin is yellowed by poorly concealed bruises.

His round pink lips dry and cracked he is thirsty and used to the cold of the city. His tufts of brown hair are wild, he takes no care of himself beyond what is needed and that seems to be barely. 

Wade knows he has come across a man killing himself slowly, and likely without noticing. Those cracked lips break into a smile and a long thin hand is held out to him. He grasps it, and is a bit baffled at how strong of a grip this guy has for his size. 

“Peter Parker, are you in the military. You look like you are in the military” Peter wonders and his voice is soft demure like he is used to being told what to do and listening, yet the lift in his tone inquisitive he’s curious. 

“I am.” Wade nods and Peter nods. 

“Well I–” Peter begins but someone interrupts. 

“Peter!” A blonde woman shouts across the street before crossing. “Oh there you are. I called upon you but Harry said you had set out to see Doctor Connors! I am so very glad to have caught you first.” She smiles softly bright blue eyes glancing up at Peter. 

Wade raises an eyebrow when she mentions Doctor Connors, how fortuitous he is looking for that man. 

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Title: Rooftops

Author: thisbitchheartbroken

Artist: AiralySwirls

Rating: Mature

Warnings: Wade-typical temporary death

Word Count: 12k

Posting Date: February 7th, 2020

Summary: Spider-man is a mercenary. He’s not proud of it, but a job is a job and he’s good at it. Things get more complicated when he does a job one night with a loud-mouthed and sharp-shooting Deadpool, and even more complicated when the two grow close. When Wade introduces some demons from his past into Peter’s life, things fall apart.

Teaser Excerpt (under the cut):

“What the fuck was that, Wade?”

Wade turned to face him slowly, and Peter saw that there were tears on his face, glistening on his scars. He didn’t answer him.

“Fine, I’ll tell you then.” Peter couldn’t help himself. It was one of the many problems in his life, being unable to hold back his bitter anger when he was hurt. He had ruined many relationships, from Uncle Ben to his partners, because of it. “It was fucking murder, Deadpool. There was no threat, Wade, absolutely none. There is no one here, he had no weapon, no backup, and you just shot him in the head. There’s a difference between doing a damn job and killing an innocent-“

“Don’t say that,” Wade suddenly spoke up, with more anger than Peter had anticipated. “Don’t call him innocent, you don’t know-“

“Don’t know what he did? What did he do, Wade? You’ve told me the stories before, how someone steals a purse from some old lady, so you hunt them down and blow their damn brains out. Is that what this is? Payback for some petty crime?”

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Title: Peter Parker and the Very Bad No Good Mercenary Fleet

Author: ChibisUnleashed

Artist: Ask-Spideypool-42069

Rating: M (For language and violence)

Warnings: Graphic Violence, Temporary Character Death

Word Count: ~23k

Posting Date: February 4th, 2020

Summary:

So what if Peter’s an enhanced human being? His everyday, average, utterly normal human being powers of very good lab work and drive to innovate have been far more useful to the universe. Peter Parker, owner and founder of Parker Tech, has been leading the cosmos in medical technology for years. Ever since he founded it, in fact.

Peter can’t leave a person in need without aid. It’s just not in him. So when he finds out a mercenary blockade has prevented the transport of vital medical supplies to a planet just outside of the United Front’s jurisdiction, he decides to go there and fix the situation by force (Because it’s mercenaries. Force will be necessary.)

Wade doesn’t really care either way, but if a hottie in a tight suit offered you a ridiculous amount of money to lend them a hand, would you say no?

Teaser Excerpt (under the cut):

“So,” Peter continued, “I guess we’re just walking right up and knocking on the door.”

“Sounds exciting,” and Peter could hear the smile in his voice.

“But we don’t actually know where the soldiers are stationed, so we should keep an eye out on the way there.”

“Got it,” Wade sounded distracted now, but so far that wasn’t unusual. 

“They probably don’t have enough personnel, after the welcoming party at the dock, to be walking the halls, but maybe they’re only keeping one guy in the control room. You never know.”

“Always best to be sure.”

The utter nonsense of that reply encouraged Peter to glance briefly over his shoulder.

“You know,” he attempted to keep a casual tone, but even he could hear the tension that seeped in, “I know that my ass is a godly work of art, but you’re supposed to be watching for enemies, instead.”

Wade scoffed behind him, “If you wanted me to pay attention to anything else, you shouldn’t have worn such a delicious bodysuit. I can hardly be blamed for this.”

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Title: The Bias of Judge, Jury, and Executioner 

Author: IAmAllYetNotAtAll

Artist: Luce-xoxo

Rating: General Audiences

Warnings: N/A

Word Count: 13K

Posting Date: February 1st, 2020

Summary: Shield has tasked the Avengers with capturing and sending Deadpool to the Ice Box after a visiting diplomat is murdered. Peter has to disprove the allegations despite the substantial evidence against him, save his best friend, and also figure out why the thought of losing Wade terrifies him.

Teaser Excerpt:

 When Tony looks at Wade in the suit meant to cover the havoc Weapon X had done to his skin, he can only see what’s trailing after him.

Dishonorable discharge. Deaths, countless deaths. Pointless deaths. Gunshots and swords and grenades and bloody footprints. Bloody hands that can never be clean. Mental instability; chaos in human form.

And standing by his side, defending his current actions while forgiving the past is Peter. Innocent, sweet, kind. Too innocent. Too sweet. Too kind. Naive, perhaps, is the better word for it. Peter, who looked Tony Stark in the eyes and told him he chose to risk his teenaged life to protect the world because it was the right thing to do. Peter, who went to an entirely foreign country to fight by his side and to this day will defend his decision even if it holds heavy on Tony’s shoulders. Peter, who can look a villain in the eyes and offer forgiveness time and time again. Peter, who stared down the Avengers and said, “Deadpool stays.”

Tony stands down because he won’t fight Peter on this decision. He sits back in his tower and watches and waits.

For Peter to figure out the truth for himself, or for Wade to show his true colours.

And, as predicted, one day it happens.

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Title: Through Dangers Untold and Hardships Unnumbered

Author(s): Born To Be Wilde 

Artist: ginogollum

Rating: Teen audiences and up

Warnings: kidnapping, drinking, swearing, mild violence, weaponry, bugging, mild gore, vomit.

Word Count: 20-25k

Posting Date: will be posted at a later date 

Summary: 

“Spiderman kidnapped a child?”

“I know right! Well technically he took her into super protective custody because there’s this drug lord trying to kill her to get to me so Spidey nabbed her from my apartment and hid her away and then he’s going to put her with a new family. It’s all very complicated and grey area and a bit like that David Bowie movie.”

Actually it’s exactly like that David Bowie movie. TDUAHU is the first instalment in a three book series, How Are You Enjoying My Labyrinth? All spideypool, all labyrinth. This first story has Wade having to traverse New York through problems and pitfalls all to bring Ellie home. But will Peter, who of course is sure he is doing the right thing, be able to keep Wade away for the full 13 hours? And will everyone be able to keep their feelings in check?

Teaser Excerpt (under the cut): 

“So let me get this straight…”

“Bit beyond my abilities but I can give it my best shot.”

“You and me both, Red. So your daughter has been kidnapped?”

“Yep.”

“By Spiderman?”

“Yep.”

“And you want me to help you get her back?”

“That’s the long and short of it.”

“Sounds like a suicide mission. Tweet me if you get back with enough fingers to type.”

In all honesty Domino, as she had introduced herself as, had a point. Even if they did resemble a plucky D&D group with a lenient dungeon master that didn’t make what they were doing sound sane, or even very possible. And considering how successful they had been so far, with time rapidly running out, it was probably wise for the woman to want to be as far away from the trio as possible. But Wade hadn’t gotten this far in the evening by letting minor setbacks actually set him back. Including ones that weren’t that minor. Putting on his best little orphan Annie impression Wade dropped to his knees and began to beg his “new friend” to join them. Suffice to say Cable and Weasel would have been glad for a new unknown plague to kill them where they sat rather than watch the whole thing. But life is perpetually unfair.

“Please my most fair and wonderful and excellent warrior! Surely you must have some code that you live by!”

“Luck.”

Ah yes, their mutant power. It sounded utterly ridiculous to even Wade when it was first said to them. But after seeing three beer bottles narrowly miss her face, six coin flips fall in her favour and hers being the only drink not to have a dead bug floating in it people were inclined to believe.

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Title: Healing Invisible scars

Author(s): @hey-im-amber @enocca

Artist: @amazing-spiderling

Rating: mature

Warnings: implied rape, drugging. abuse and homelessness

Word Count: 5,900

Posting Date: February 22 2019

Summary: Wade is an omega who’s escaped his past alpha who has done everything he could to break him. Homeless, a kind stranger invites him home and tries to help the omega as well.as he can. But with Wade hiding his past, how long can good things stay good? Peter tries to help but he refuses to think this kindness comes without a price.

Excerpt (under the cut):

He woke up sore but clear headed. As he pulled the dildo out he hissed as the plastic knot caught on his rim. After taking a long shower and putting his sheets in the wash he got dressed and cleaned the whole place. Glancing at the clock he saw it was almost noon and remembered Peter’s promise of food. He walked the two steps next door and knocked. Peter just yelled

“Come in.” and he walked out of his room and smiled “hey, hope you’re feeling better, not

That is a burden.”

“You’re still the oddest alpha I’ve ever met”

“No-just a civil one. There are a few of us.”

“I’m sorry called you Nathan. just.. I smelled alpha and…”

“I get it. Sorry, my scent did that to you. If you told me where to find that dick I would destroy him.”

“You don’t even know what he did. Why would you want to hurt him?” Wade asked sitting on the couch.

Peter growled

“Because you won’t tell me what he did. And because you broke the bond, I’m not a moron I know how hard it is on you. I’m a light sleeper I know you still wake up with nightmares and sometimes you throw up. Whenever you are being cornered like this or half to ask for something, you cover your bite mark “ at that Wade slowly pulled his hand from his throat.

“I’m sorry. He just… he never wanted to mate me. I just wanted the pain to stop so when he came and offered to help i accepted…"

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Title: This Title Makes Me Jurassic

Author(s):  @milkshake-sprinkels

Artist: TBD

Rating: Teen and Up

Warnings: None

Word Count: 15k+

Posting Date: February 20, 2019

Summary: As the COO of Oscorp Industries, Peter Benjamin Parker is in charge of the biggest project yet, the Indominous Rex. When things start going array, Peter must call upon his old flame and renowned dinosaur handler, Wade Wilson. With Peter’s niece and nephew, and Wade’s Daughter, they must save the park from annihilation.

Teaser Excerpt (under the cut): 

Peter Parker put the book down, groaning. His ex-mentor had written an entire new book about what happened on Isla Nublar 25 years ago when the news broke of Oscorp reopening Jurassic Park. Peter was there 25 years ago, but that hadn’t changed his view on the park. It just made him think about better ways to keep people safe around these giant bird-lizards. Peter got up when he felt his watch buzz, he had an important meeting with some investors to get to.

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Title: Don’t find no one but me

Author(s): @Garsloup

Artist: @Aredesification

Rating: Mature

Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply

Word Count: 30K+

Posting Date: February 19, 2019

Summary:

Norman Osborn is an asshat. Peter knew that much, but he didn’t expect the man to jeopardize a viable research just because Peter is the best and  – in his opinion – the only viable option to be in charge of his own project. But the CEO seems to be out for blood, and if Peter wants to pursue his project he has to mate with an omega. This looks like a terrible idea, the worst to be honest. Until it doesn’t.

Teaser Excerpt (under the cut):

  At first, Wade’s scent hadn’t been too pleasing. The chemicals he could smell on him burned his nose with how toxic they was. Not scent blocker, Peter was sure of it. That’s when he’d understood the man was an omega, it was the smell of heavy suppressants. The kind that fucked you up real bad. Wade’s face was covered in scars, and when he had come closer, Peter had seen they were running under his collar. They were probably covering his whole body, and that hadn’t disgusted him. Quite the contrary, Peter had felt a profound admiration for the man.

  Even if the scent was so aggressive his eyes burned, he had been stubborn enough to go beyond that, search for Wade’s raw scent. It hadn’t been easy, the distance between them hadn’t helped at all, but even for the sake of curiosity, Peter couldn’t have just put his nose up the man’s collar. But Peter could be pretty stubborn and he hadn’t been disappointed. Wade smelled of a winter morning and hot chocolate.

  It had been the same scent he had smelled years ago at the last gala he had attended.

  This time, Gwen hadn’t been there to ground him. He had tried not to give in, he had promised himself so many years ago not to give in. But he hadn’t been able to get Ned’s voice out of his head, and Wade’s scent out of his system.

  If you meet someone and it feels right, don’t fuck up, Ned had said. And come on, he was his best friend, he should know already it was impossible for Peter to not fuck it up.

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Title: What you need

Author: Neonbat

Artist: Chez

Rating: Explicit

Warnings: None apply

Word Count: 18,158

Posting Date: February 15th 2019

Summary: Peter Parker, for lack of a better description, is having a shit time. An incident at school leads him to rash decisions and when he finds himself in the middle of New york alone and at night, he knows he’s in trouble. A mysterious man rescues him in a tight spot and despite Wade being kind of terrifying in his own right, he turns out to be the friend Peter needs, and in the end, the one Wade needs as well.

Teaser Excerpt (under the cut):

Peter managed to skid to an awkward halt right before he crashed into a man loitering in the middle of the alley, squeaking an abrupt, “Sorry!” Before wheeling around him. Peter couldn’t make out much about the weird guy in the middle of a dark alley, but he made out a beat up leather jacket and a hood-shrouded head, and that was enough for Peter to high-tail it out of there. He didn’t need anyone else trying to punch his ticket tonight.

He’d just cleared the alley when he heard the sound of impact and a strangled shout. There were angered tones of two of the boys got a few words off before the sounds of a scuffle cut them off, and two more heavy thuds. The whole thing took about eight seconds before the only sounds were distant honking and coughing from an open window of an apartment above.

Every instinct within him was telling him to take the win and keep running until he got his butt back to where he belonged, especially when a delighted tittering echoed from the dark, garbage-strewn pass.

Peter took a cautious step in, squinting into the lamplight to see the crumpled figures of the three boys groaning at the alley-man’s feet. The man was laughing, hands planted triumphantly against his hips.

“Holy shit, I hope you didn’t steal drugs or something from them or something kid. Actually, no wait, I do, so then you can share.” The man stepped towards him, and Peter back-pedaled a few steps. “Chill squirrely, I took care of it, now you’re all safe and sound…So about those drugs —”

“I didn’t steal from them, “ Peter quickly interjected. “They just started chasing me.”

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Title: The Hearts in your Eyes

Author: BloodthirstyMerc

Artist: Cynspidey

Rating: E (explicit)

Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings

Word Count: 72k+

Posting Date: February 13, 2019

Summary: 

The day Peter meets Deadpool is the worst day of his life.

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After trying so hard to forget his presumably long-lost heartmate, Peter finally gives into the feelings he’s acquired for Wade, the one person who’s unintentionally helped him mend his broken heart.

Miscommunications lead to Peter thinking that Wade had found his heartmate while they were together, resulting in him spiralling into a self-destructive depression.

Teaser Excerpt (under the cut): 

“…You’re beautiful, Spidey.” Wade whispers. Peter chews his bottom lip as a blush creeps over his cheeks. Peter’s mouth falls open but before he can even make a noise, Wade’s palm is closing over his mouth. “Don’t- Don’t tell me your name.”

“What? Why-” Peter mumbles against Wade’s palm.

“Just don’t. Please.” Wade’s voice shakes a little and he drops his gaze. “People that get close to me… they always get hurt. Don’t tell me your name, Spidey.”

Peter sighs and pulls Wade’s hand away from his mouth. “People get hurt when they’re close to me too.”

Wade swallows and shakes his head again. Peter sighs but nods. They’re silent for a long time. Wade doesn’t stop staring. Peter doesn’t mind. His face ends up framed between both of Wade’s hands and the merc steps closer to him as he looks down at Peter.

“Your eye…” Wade mumbles lowly. Peter smiles sadly.

“Yeah…” Peter drops his gaze.

“That night we beat up baddies together… the depression, that’s what it was?” Wade asks. Peter gives a small nod. “I’m sorry.”

“No… don’t be. It happens. You… you helped. I’ve never really thanked you properly.” Peter lifts his hand to cover Wade’s.

“You sort of did.” Wade shrugs. No, Peter had helped Wade when he’d found him dead on the streets. That was different. Peter doesn’t want to point it out.

“Right before I messed everything up,” Peter mutters as he sucks his bottom lip into his mouth.

“It happens.” Wade shrugs. Peter scoffs. He pulls one of Wade’s hands away from his face and a little cautiously links their fingers together. Wade swallows thickly and gives Peter’s hand a squeeze.

“I’m really sorry Wade. I’m sorry I avoided you, I’m sorry I… sorry I did what I did. I should have just… been honest.”

“I don’t blame you.” Wade shrugs again. Peter fights off the negative thoughts in his head as he closes the space between them, pushing himself up onto his toes to close the height difference between them enough for him to tilt his head up and press a chaste kiss to the corner of Wade’s mouth. Wade’s body tenses, Peter can feel the shift. Peter stares up into Wade’s eyes.

“I’m not embarrassed Wade. I was scared with the idea of liking you, because… I didn’t know how to handle those feelings.” Peter drops his gaze to Wade’s lips. He licks his own as he swallows again. “I wasn’t scared because it was you.” He tilts his head again.

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Title: Petey, we did it, we outran the Blob

Author: @joaas

Artist: @onthestraightandnarrowpath

Rating: Teen

Warnings: No archive warnings apply

Word Count: 35k

Posting Date: February 10, 2019

Summary: Deadpool just wants to find and kill the guy who turned his face into the biological version of a Jackson Pollock painting. Is that too much to ask for? Apparently it is, because the Avengers just won’t let him be and get his revenge in peace. Also, Spidey keeps showing up and calling him Wade like they’re best buds now or something, what’s up with that?

Teaser Excerpt (under the cut):

What the fuck had Weasel been trying to get a hold of Deadpool for? Clearly, he thought as anger flared up bright in his gut, he’d missed something crucial, some critical event that’d happened in the last few months since the last time he’d contacted Weasel, because it sounded like Weasel had sold Deadpool out or something. He was probably in league with Francis, that fucker. He’d probably helped Francis feed Deadpool that false information about the minion in the shitty apartment building — it’d be just like Weasel, scurrying to save his own ass and fill his own greedy paws without any consideration for Deadpool. Christ, and here he’d thought they’d been friends or some shit, but clearly that was only worth as much as clear, unblemished skin.

What have I been telling you? You can’t trust him.

Didn’t you learn anything from Peter Pettigrew? Tsk tsk tsk, never trust the rodents.

“Point,” Deadpool conceded, and made his way down the street, away from St. Margaret’s. Well, Weasel could go fuck himself, anyway. Deadpool didn’t need that rat’s help to find Francis. He’d gotten this far on his own, he could get the rest of the way on his own too. Come out come out wherever you are, Francis darling, the merc with a mouth was on his way to—

“Wade!”

His head snapped up straightaway as he looked about wildly for wherever that voice had come from. Too smooth to be Weasel, too high to be Biceps, but familiar, who else in the city did Deadpool know who knew his real name—?

Spidey.

Spidey!

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Title: I Need to Tell You Something

Author: Pineau-noir

Artist: Ahumokio

Rating: Explicit

Warnings: No archive warnings apply

Word Count: 22k

Posting Date: February 7th 2019

Summary: 

Coming to screens worldwide this February. When Peter Parker was 15 he was bitten by a spider on a school trip. The next day he woke up a little… changed. His whole world was turned upside down. Both figuratively and literally. As in, he was upside down, hanging off the bed, clinging to his now ruined bedposts. With his brand spankin-new tentacles. Eight of them to be exact. Yes, apparently in Peter’s universe, the evil scientists at Oscorp spliced an octopus’ DNA with a spider. A spider who decided to snack on Peter. To try and have what passes for normal, he moved in with the Avengers. But almost five years of living with the Hulk, Captain America, and Iron Man are definitely not the norm for most people. Add in a flirty leather-clad mercenary, who keeps trying to feed him, and he knows his life has veered severely off-course. He thought he knew how to handle the strange things in his life, but he never expected Deadpool.

Starring Peter Parker as Spider-Man and Wade Wilson as Deadpool, with music by Carly Rae Jepsen.

Teaser Excerpt (under the cut):

Peter was having a pity-party on one of the soft beanbags when he heard a timid knock. He let out a sigh.

“What,” he asked, exasperated.

“Peter, it’s me Wade. Wade Wilson, but you probably know me as Deadpool?” came the reply.

Peter rolled his eyes. “Wade—” he groaned—”you literally told me your name the first time we met.”

“Oh yeah! Cool! So I just wanted to say I’m sorry that I accidentally saw your face and lower appendages.”

Peter sighed again. “It’s…well, it’s not fine but I’m not mad.” He heard Wade’s head thunk against the door.

“Great! Hey, did you know that I’m pretty gnarly under my leather suit? Like, whatever insecurities you may have, I’ll bet you the farm that mine are worse. And before you start—I know it’s not a contest. But baby boy, you’re not the only one who feels weird in their body.”

Peter slumped down further into the beanbag. He took a moment and then rolled over. “You can come in, ya know.” He heard a scuffle behind the door.

“I mean, I don’t need an invitation to enter somewhere, I’m not Dracula (that guy’s a douche bee-tee-dubs), but like, I’m not a dick either so I wanted to wait for permission. Had a big talk about that with your American-Themed-Dad just a few minutes ago.”

Peter watched as the door slowly opened Deadpool walked in, his head hanging, his line of sight at the floor. “Wade, you don’t—you don’t have to—” he started.

Wade grunted. “Don’t wanna get your dads mad at me. Tony I can probably take, but I’ve got too much respect for Cap’s body to harm him, and quite frankly I’m a little scared of the Hulk.“