#sparky’s kennel: jules

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I animal crossing’d my pokemon ocs [NOT CLICKBAIT] [GONE WRONG]

I might do my canon muses next idk fuck you

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HI YEAH sorry i was in the sludge dimension by the time we finished this collab so now it’s all out of order isnt that fun. Anyway pov youre jjust a little hater

POV: You're just a little hater but you ARE the hater

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I think theyd be buddies and work together in jules’ garage. Their friendship only works coz screwis likes having a gullible prank victim immediately available and jules is too forgiving to realize this guy’s a bit of an asshole. Also you guys ive been working on a new evil magic spell to shrink my penis cause its so big and impressive that it gets in the way sometimes, wish me luck

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deflated

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Bundle o’ sketches. I promise im working on new stuff too

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Hihihi so I am half awake so liiiiiike for the emoji asks

Jules: 🌨️ ☕️🧠

Screwis: 👁❗️🦷

AND FOR MY WILD CARD, RUFUS: 💝✨️🐰

And uuuuuh lemme toss in a random one that you can answer for anyone: 🧁

I am so overtired it's almost 11 goodnight ily k bye <3

YIPPEE thanx for the free Ramble Out To The Void About Your OCs ticket baby, love you (👉 ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)👉

Jules:

🌨️ - If this oc had a day free from all their responsibilities, how would they spend it?

His first impulse would be going around pestering others to entertain himself lmao he’s a social creature through and through, BUT he could easily get lost in a project and spend the whole day tinkering by himself with spare parts. He has yet to actually invent anything that works but it’s only a matter of time before that changes, right?

☕ - What is their preferred beverage(s)?

A beverage is like, any *non-water* drink, right? My man’s got a fierce sweet tooth, he could get down with just about any tongue-stingingly sugary drink indiscriminately, but i think he’s best out of all my ocs about staying hydrated. He’s got one of those water bottles marathon runners use. Yknow the ones with a mist feature that he constantly sprays himself with by accident. Also enjoys sparkling water cos IT TASTES LIKE 1,200 VOLTS!!!

🧠 - What is their stress response: fight, flight, freeze, or fawn?

Always defaults to fawn, he hates conflict terribly and doesn’t want anyone to come away from a situation with hurt feelings. He’s not a doormat, just wants to be fair to all parties and (foolishly) assumes the best of everyone. If pushed, though, or if someone he cares about is put on the spot, he’ll fight. Would prefer not to tho, and he’d be pretty sad it got to that point

Screwis:

👁️ - How do other people perceive this oc? How close do their first assumptions come to the truth?

At first blush he’s got that distinct ~tall dark and handsome badboy~ vibe that isn’t entirely a mischaracterization, but also doesnt even begin to cover it. People start off drawn to his charm and rebellious nature only to realize he’s a juvenile clown who uses the ol hand buzzer gag when he gets to second base. Hes genuinely unhinged in the unsexiest way, just wait til he gets old n’ ugly like the rest of us

❗- What are the highest priorities to this oc (at a point in their life of your choosing)?

In his own words, gettin’ tail and having a good laugh. Im pretty sure he justifies every major life decision with “wouldnt it be funny?” Terrorized his local community for the lulz, squandered all career opportunities for a cheap joke, moved regions for a fresh start and fucked it all up with more clownery, joined a band for the spectacle, etc etc. He basically functions as a personal horror story of compulsive self-sabotage

🦷 - Would this oc ever bite someone?

Oh yeah

Rufus:

💝 - How much effort do they put into appearances? Do they have a favorite article of clothing?

She assembles outfits with purpose, but also doesn’t like to spend more than 20ish minutes on prettying up. Usually I’ll give ocs piercings cos body mods are super important to me but rufus is the exception since those are a bad idea for fighting. He favors practicality over fashion, but can appreciate when there’s an overlap. For example he loves spikes, and patches up tears in his clothes with grey and light blue fabrics (his favorite colors)

✨ - Tell something that makes this oc feel happy!

Getting punched in the mouth, because that means she gets to retaliate. She’s far from a righteous plucky shounen protag but insists she’s the good guy, so she’ll reference having this undefined Warrior Code Of Honor that constantly adapts to whatever makes her the hero of a given scenario. He also loves catching low-gliding whimsicott out of the air and making wishes :3

🐰 - How huggable is this oc?

Depends on what youve done to “earn” a hug. She’ll squeeze you like a pinsir’s vise grip, feels pretty good if you need your back cracked. He always hugs two and half a seconds longer than youd expect him to. Pros: feels warm, embraces fully and firmly, not opposed to lifting you if desired. Cons: skin feels a little rough, rigid and stiff hold, 50% chance she’ll whisper something threatening in your ear before letting go

Jacqui:

🧁 - When is their birthday? How do they celebrate it, if at all?

Her birthday is March 8, making her a pisces if that means anything to you :} When she was still active as a performance poet she’d have an annual reading of obituaries for people who died on the same day, followed by an artsy grim and shocking “event” like serving individual spoiled ingredients instead of a birthday cake or tearing a cocktail dress off of herself to reveal an sfx suit of fake guts n gore underneath. Her niche fanbase really misses it

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*sends all of the oc ask game asks* jk jk I'm not THAT evil.

BUUUT 🎹 🥊💎 for Jules!

And just to be funny also 🌺

ZZZAP its the jules-clusive post

🍀 - What originally inspired the OC?

Meat Loaf in rocky horror picture show, The Scorpion from the devils carnival (the hairstyle in particular), team yell’s Fat Boy Swag™, and the overall fashion and attitude of the psychobilly scene. One of my favorite things about pokemon is the gimmick characters with pun names, I thought it’d be funny to make an electric-type specialist named after joule units. Geddit? Greased lightning?

🎹 - Do they have any hobbies?

Outside of being a big stinkin gearhead? I think he very casually styles his pokemon from time to time! Doesnt think much of it, he just enjoys hanging out with his lil buddies and often finds himself spiffying em up by default. It’s one of those hidden talents that’s so hidden even he isn’t aware of it

🥊 - What do they love to do? What do they hate to do?

I can’t think of very much Jules hates, he’s not the sort of guy who vocally dislikes much at all. The only thing i can imagine him saying fuck no to is desk work lmao. He’s a mechanic because he loves keeping busy, he needs the noise and sparks and excitement. Ask him to calmly sit still and focus on papers and watch him lose his mind just from imagining how boring that’d be

💎 - Do you ever see yourself killing off the OC?

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Honestly my first impulse is to say yes, absolutely. I can picture his last words being “LADS WATCH THIS”. At the same time tho, i feel like hes too dumb to die. Hes always in the right place at the wrong time

🌺 - Do they have any love interests?

Don’t ask questions you already know the answer to, stinker

🎓- How long have you had the OC?

FUCK okay so jules is TECHNICALLY my oldest oc of the bunch, i just changed him up to fit a new fandom. Believe it or not my man used to be a steven universe fangem i made as a sweaty 15 year old, then he went through a whole bunch of revisions before I settled on what he’s become now. Unfortunately (but also thank fuck) i dont have the first scribblings id ever done of him, but here are some early design concepts i bounced between while figuring out how he fits into the pokemon fandom:

(Again, i do NOT take very good care of my sketchbooks)

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Old “art” that im not super happy with (and by old i mean About A Week Ago) but since im starting fresh on a hot new virgin blog i wanna try to keep my ocs organized with tags and shit, we’ll see how well that works out ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

This is my team yell oc Jules, he’s a noisy jolly lad but also a public nuisance who owes thousands in property damage. He means well, just a tauros in a china shop a lot of the time. I’d like to kick him behind the knee. He slicks his hair back because the static from his electric team makes it stand up and frizz when it isn’t greased lmao. The look in this “art” here is 🤏un poquito🤏 outdated, but i’ll post the more accurate stuff i’ve drawn since figuring his design out later, maybe

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THEYRE SO IN LOVE IT MAKES THEM LOOK STUPID

"Hey, can I come over and fall asleep on your chest and drool on you a little?"

(OC x OC ship of all time ft. @galar-abortion-clinic's OC Jules)

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My name’s Sparky :} uhh im 22, any pronouns (he/him preferred tho). Ambiguously sapphic but im only attracted to cartoons and my girlfriend. Proud owner of an evil sceptre imbued with illegal dark magic

Im a freelance crime scene chalk outline model and recovering human flesh addict. I also draw ugly cartoons, lopsided comics and partake in a bit of DIY fashion. Im extremely autistic about pokemon so that’s the majority of what i post. Occasional nsfw jokes and innuendos may appear, as well as some kink stuff. Itll be marked and tagged clearly so you dont run into it by accident (block tag: #extra thick slop) but just in case, being 18+ is recommended for new patients

Usual dni criteria applies: no racists, no ableists, no repetition, no TERFs or exclusionaries or transphobes, no misogynists, no repetition, no repetition, no minor x adult or incest shippers, no noncery, and absolutely NO REPETITION !!!

Personal tag menagerie:

#sparky’s kennel: jules - electric-type team yell oc

#sparky’s kennel: mauly - water-type kalos punk girl oc

#sparky’s kennel: rory - dragon-type team yell oc

#sparky’s kennel: screwis - steel-type kalos punk guy oc

#sparky’s kennel: pissface - swordfish fursona

#sparky’s kennel: plookas - chupacabra fursona

#vermin!sycamore - it started as a joke but now im having way too much fun

#sewageposting - all-encompassing sparky art tag

FAQ

“Haven’t I seen this blog before?”

Yeah. I got scared and deactivated the original but im a big boy now i can handle it. I think

“Will the Piers ask blog make a return, too?”

The Obstagoon’s paw curls. @Obstagoonery

“Can I DM you?”

Yeah, if youre able to :} I have messages restricted to people I follow since ive met some peculiar characters (NOT in the sexy way) in the past, but i like making friends. I spook easy sometimes so be patient with me. I dont bite but i do spray a little

“Do you still RP?”

Uh-huh, but I’m pretty selective about it. We’ll have to chat for a while before I’m willing

“Do you do commissions/art trades/requests?”

Yeah sure sometimes! No harm in asking, just know im not always down for it. As far as commission prices go, pay what you want. No less than $5 USD no more than $30, ive got paypal venmo and cashapp. Trades and requests usually limited to close friends since i like to occasionally surprise my buddies with gift art anyway, but if i really love the design or idea i’ll hear anyone out

“Your style reminds me of…”

Good eye! I draw lots of influence from danny antonucci, jamie hewlett, big daddy roth, the punk ass weasel who created ren and stimpy, david feiss, and jhonen vasquez. Yes im aware of hotdiggedydemon i think hes a punk ass weasel too

“Can I draw fanart?”

Why? But yeah totally, always appreciated :}

“I see you like Piers. Can I send you pictures of his asshole?”

No thanks! (This has happened. Four times)

“Have you seen my son?”

*burp*