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Be nice to me



Summary: Enzo fucks you for your birthday. NSFW 18+, birthday sex, swearing, fem! reader, slight indications of a thicker reader. I used the prompt 'Be nice to me' from here
An: Happy belated birthday to one of my fav friends @suugarbabe!! <3 Hope you enjoy this smutty and mostly written drunk fic! loveeee you always! 1.2k beware it was drunkly proof read.
The glistening of disco balls reflects under the light, bouncing, illuminating around the room in an electrifying way. Coordinately you shine in the centre, feeling irrepressible in your dress and an ultra sparkly tiara throned on the crown of your head. The glow of your success washes over you in throwing yet another vibrant birthday party. Everyone and anyone was here, you werenât one to skim out on getting extra attention from a few extras.Â
Walking with a strut that would cower a bull, you make an advancement over towards the kitchen in dire need of a refreshment. It takes endless energy to talk about yourself for the past few hours, but youâd do it in a heartbeat. It was your birthday, after all. You thrived under attention, drawn to the spotlight like a moth to a flame, entranced with the heads that turned to watch your every move.Â
Spoiled, selfish, a little narcissistic perhaps, but that didnât concern you. In fact, it was everything the man you craved tonight liked, and right now, that was all you wanted. A present that would be worth more than anything your parents spoiled you with - getting into Lorenzoâs pants.
Lucky for you, he stood, reaching over the counter, arranging himself in his own delectable beverage. Greedy fingers grasp around your preferred liquor, an easy excuse to approach him, not that you needed one. âHey Handsome, having a good time?â
Lorenzo raises his head at the charming, flirtatious tone of your voice, his eyes taking their time, flicking down to snag another look at your birthday attire. He smirks, continuing pouring his drink, âHey gorgeous, not bad. Though I wouldn't have expected any less of a party from little miss prima donna.âÂ
You grin, not offended by his slight dig as you edge closer towards him, nestling your shoulders against his, feeling the warmth of his arm. Entranced by the way his forearms flex in his movements of finishing mixing his drink, you run a hand up his shoulder. âYouâre not being mean to me on my birthday. Are you now Enzo?â You canât help but feel his muscles tense underneath your wanton touch, trailing it up till you caress the nape of his neck.Â
Eyes lit with intent meet his dark brown ones, watching the way he shivers, releasing a deep chuckle. He shakes his head, âNever.â His throat bobs as he washes the liquor down, unable to take his eyes off you.Â
âGood, it's my special day, after all. You have to be nice to me.â A glossy grin spreads as you run your fingers into his hair.Â
He raises a brow. âOh, do I just? How nice, sweetheart?âÂ
Your eyes sparkle with mischief and brazenness to his question, grabbing his hand with impure intention. He doesnât protest, letting you drag him with a surprisingly tight grip towards the nearest bathroom.Â
Next thing you know, heâs got you pressed up against the basin, his lips meshing with yours in a heated, sultry kiss. Hands groping eagerly, sliding under your dress with little respect, groping at your ass. Large hands flex over the wide skin, squeezing, spreading before he lifts you up onto the counter.Â
Your hands thread into his hair with a roughness that entices deep groans from his sweet lips, his breath hot on yours. He shoves your dress, riding it higher up your generous thighs, yanking your #spoiled printed panties, causing a chuckle from him before he yanks them off. Itâs all moving so fast, youâre not even sure if you locked the door properly, feeling the fresh air hit your soaking cunt.Â
There's no time to worry as he pulls your legs forwards to the edge, throwing them over his shoulders, bending, he flattens his tongue licking up your slit. You struggle to watch the beauty that sits before you while Enzo laps continuously, his tongue expectedly gliding over every sensitive crevice of your clit. He peers up at you grinning satisfyingly, watching at how desperate youâre becoming for him, sliding two fingers in you.Â
âSuch a pretty pussy.â His eyes zone in on watching your hole stretch around his digits, listening to the sweet sounds of your moans. Biting his lip, his mind wandering to later at the bragging opportunity heâll get to boast about to his friends, at every desperate whine you spill.Â
He doesnât wait for you to come and ignores your small complaints, pulling you in for a kiss, testing your flexibility. His hands move quickly, unbuckling his belt before lowering your legs off him, spreading them along the basin further. âRelax sweetheart.. Imma be so nice. Let you have the privilege of cumming on this thick cock.â
Watching with hungry eyes when he showcases his cock, and he smirks at your expression, only fueling his arrogance further. âHow badly do you want me princess?â
With an arched back against the mirror, you stretch out your hands trying to grip him to come closer and frown, âI donât beg Berkshire, and definitely not on my birthday so just-â Cut off with a loud gasp as he slides himself in, instantly filling you up.Â
âFuck, course you wouldnât, princess,â He groans, his voice filled with sarcasm, his hips not waiting before they thrust, his cock gliding tightly against your warm walls. âMerlin, if Iâd known you were gonna feel this good, I wouldnât have waited this long.âÂ
All logical thoughts about whether the bathroom is soundproof or unlocked fly out the window in your pure pleasure. His hands press, widening your legs, rocking his hips smoothly in and out of your pussy. His cockâs the perfect length, it's already scraping against your g spot, causing you to become a whiney, filthy mess. The edging orgasm he left you without from oral spikes making you overwhelmed in your heighten state.Â
âEnzo-Enzo, fuck fuck, Iâm gonna cum already!âÂ
He groans. Usually this would agitate him as his hips pick up pace, his brows scrunching as the skin slapping hard together. He flickers his eyes over you, relishing in the worn out state you're displaying to him. He almost felt like it was his birthday instead. âItâs alright sweetheart, just this one time I'll let you cum earlier.â
You're too out of it to register his words about a second time, happily soaking up his permission to cum. Desperately, your hands reach out for something to grip before the coil snaps within you, succumbing to your body in bliss. With a loud moan, your head bangs against the mirror, your tiara tipping down as you fall apart, cumming over his cock.Â
He groans at the way your pussy clenches, squeezing the thick of his cock, coating it in your warm wetness. âFuck.. god I'm gonna -â His hips jut sloppily as he reaches his high as well, spilling his seed inside you.
He breathes rapidly, trying to calm his beating chest, fingers still dug into your thighs flesh. He releases his iron grip, smoothly rubbing the soft skin and takes in how spent you look. Pulling out, he fixes himself up and notices your tilted tiara. He chuckles, flashing you a smirk as he licks his lips briefly and fixes it, âDonât go losing your crown."
He gazes over at you again, enjoying how wrecked you look. He tugs your dress down, helping you off the counter his hands steadying your wobbly form. With a surprisingly sweet kiss that doesn't match his words, he whispers, "Was that nice enough?"
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sweeter than you ever knew. (pt. 1)
Series: pt 1 pt 2 pt 3 pt 4 pt 5 Pairing: Wade Wilson x Logan Howlett x Fem!Reader Rating: Explicit Word Count: 6.8k Warnings: AFAB reader (uses she/her pronouns), 1st person POV, non-mutant Reader, some blood, Wade being too flirty for his own good, vaginal fingering, bathroom sex, dirty talking, the relationship with Logan is a "slow" burn in comparison. More smut to come, I swear. Author's note: Damn...it's been a while huh? My last comic related fic was in 2018, funny enough also because of a Deadpool movie. I was already sappy in a post before so I wont subject y'all to it. But this was intended to be a short little oneshot and has absolutely ballooned out of control. I'm thinking this will end up being five chapters. I will upload the second chapter concurrently with my ao3 upload, so if you prefer to read there, feel free! Also as a little aside: I am so unbelievably sorry that the reader's job working in outreach to help Al is barely described and is probably highly inaccurate. I was desperate not to get lost in the weeds of research on the subject. I needed something that would keep the reader out of the apartment most of the time and let the relationship grow differently, so neighbors was out of the question. If you work in community outreach (absolute angel), please just avert your eyes.

I used to think my life was boring. It was the same day in, day out. I never met anyone interesting or experienced new things. That changed when I knocked on an unassuming apartment door in a dingy building.
I worked in government outreach, providing assistance to elderly blind clients. I had been assigned to work with Althea Sanderson. Her file had listed her as combative and she didnât disappoint. She absolutely hated my guts at first, grumbling about how she just needed her âdisco dustâ to keep going. She assured me that she had roommates and didnât need me âthunderingâ around her small apartment.Â
For nearly two weeks, I thought her mind had to have been slipping, because no one else would come from that apartment besides me. Imagine my shock when I walked into the place and found a hulking mass of a man, only in his boxers, in the kitchen. His brown hair, streaked with white, was wet after a shower and he was half heartedly rubbing at his shoulder with a towel covered in sparkly unicorns. âWho the hell are you?â He snapped, voice gruff. He glared at me like I had personally insulted him by my mere presence. My eyes darted all over him, the thick ropes of muscles in his arms, the harsh planes of abs, the thin sheen of dark hair on his chest, the trail disappearing into his boxers. The man yanked the fridge door open and snapped me from my drooling.Â
I had barely stumbled my name out before Al, as she insisted I call her when she realized I wasnât going anywhere, came around the corner, her hands guiding her along the wall. âLeave her alone Logan. Sheâs like herpes and I canât get rid of her.â My lips pursed at the comparison. The man, Logan, huffed with either annoyance or laughter before padding away, beer clutched in his hand. For how big he was, I was shocked at how light on his feet he was. In comparison, I really did thunder around.Â
âOh! Do we have a new roomie!?â The voice trembled in excitement. Its owner bounded around the corner, clad only in low slung sweatpants, nearly tripping over the scraggly dog at his feet. I drew back, sucking in a sharp breath. The new man was no less tall than the other, but lean in comparison, with a wide chest and firm arms. But I was far more distracted by his skin. It was a mixture of mottled pink and white, looking more like swirled bacon fat than anything else. He was completely hairless but I saw the skin of his forehead rise. âAl, you didnât say you had a hot granddaughter!âÂ
âOh Iâm not,â I said. While I was scheduled to be here for four hours, I was already contemplating how to escape the suddenly cramped apartment.Â
âDoes she look like sheâs related to me dick for brains?â Al growled at him. The man shrugged, a megawatt smile plastered on his face as he picked up the dog and let it lick at his face.Â
âShe has the same wild sexual energy you do, my sweet black Betty White.â He walked closer, carelessly dropping the dog into Alâs lap just as she lowered herself into a creaky chair. The man theatrically bowed, snagging my hand to press a too wet kiss to my knuckles. His skin was unbelievably soft as it held mine, the grip light enough that I could pull away at any moment. âWade Winston Wilson.âÂ
He was so close to me that I took a half step back. I gave him my name, just my first, and wriggled my hand free. âUm, I'm assuming your Alâs roommates?â
âRoommates is such a safe for work word, I prefer to be her personal pommel horse.â A laugh bubbles up before I can stop it. Wade grinned at the sound and shit, his face softened in such a charming way that I felt my defenses come down just a little.Â
âI donât think you understand what a pommel horse is.âÂ
âIsnât it something you ride? Get all flexable on?âÂ
After that first awkward day, all four of us fell into an easy routine. Al seemed to warm to me more, though her sharp tongue never faltered. Wade was a vibrating ball of energy whenever I came over. He bounced around the kitchen as I made Al her coffee or insisted I sit with them to watch Golden Girls . I came to realize that only his right hand was so soft, the left was scratchy and blistered, which was something I refused to think about any deeper. Logan remained standoffish and reserved but he was there when I needed a break from Wadeâs constant talking. I would occasionally find him sitting on the fire escape, smoking the cigar that seemed permanently stuck to his fingers. We often just sat in silence while Wade and Al argued about Ikea furniture.Â
I had always found their schedule strange. They would disappear for days, sometimes weeks, at a time with no rhyme or reason. I had originally thought they might be businessmen but Loganâs quick temper and Wadeâs obnoxious energy clashed with the idea. Wade often talked about going to exotic places and had brought me back a diamond that he swears up and down is not only real, but is also the tip of a womanâs finger.Â
The day I found out their real profession had started horribly. The train line to Alâs apartment had broken, so I had to take a cab there. I was flustered, hungry, and in desperate need of caffeine when I trudged up the five flights of stairs to Alâs apartment, because, of course , her elevator had broken. It was customary for me to knock twice, allowing Al to respond before I used my key to come in. Today, my knocks were much shorter. âGood morning Al,â I called, slipping into the door before turning to close and lock it. I spun and nearly screamed.Â
âOh hey,â Wade said, leaning against the wall of the kitchen, a mug clutched in his hand. I was far more distracted by three massive claw marks across his chest, blood oozing down his stomach, staining his plaid underwear.Â
âOh my god! Wade!â My keys and purse clattered to the floor as I rushed to him, bracing my hands against his chest. âWhat happened?! Holy shit, oh fuck.â I was babbling now, distracted by how sticky and hot the blood was. But his chest rumbled under my shaking hands. I glanced up and saw a smile on his face as he failed to contain his laughter. âWhat are you fucking laughing at?! Youâre dying here and you're laughing?!âÂ
âI donât think Iâve ever heard you swear. Miss good samaritan knows such nasty words.â I tried never to swear around patients but this was a worst fucking case scenario.Â
âOh fuck off! Youâre dying and you're laughing âcause I said a bad word?!â That only seemed to make him laugh harder.Â
âCalm down sweetheart,â came a rough voice behind me. Logan had started to call me that more often, but it always felt like he was insulting me with the word. It usually had a stinge of annoyance laced around it, now was no different. âHeâs fine.â I peaked over my shoulder, hands still pressed against Wadeâs firm chest, about to argue with the other man about how un fine Wade was. I nearly screamed again. A knife was embedded into Loganâs shoulder. There was blood everywhere . On his bare chest, his face, his hands and arms.Â
âLogan!â I wanted to reach for him but couldnât without leaving Wade to bleed out.Â
âNow peanut,â Wade cooed and slid out from under my touch. âI told you, baby knife is just for the bedroom.â With that, Wade yanked the knife from Loganâs shoulder. The spurt of blood made my head woozy and I gripped the counter to hold myself steady. Logan barely reacted to the five inch blade being ripped from his skin, just a small grunt.Â
âWhatâs going on?â My voice was thick with confusion. They had clearly been mauled and attacked in their own home, yet they walked around like nothing traumatizing had just happened.
âTarget practice,â Wade said, using a kitchen towel to clean baby knife. Logan turned and dropped on the worn couch, the springs screeching in protest.Â
âWhat?â I grabbed at his wrist before he could walk away. âWade, please, I hope you understand how jarring that was. Now, please explain and cut all the punny bullshit out.â Wade pressed a dramatic hand to his chest like I had insulted him.Â
âWeâre mutants.â My eyebrows knitted together as I stalked toward the living room. Logan sat there, whiskey already in hand. He seemingly hid a bottle everywhere. Wade followed behind before collapsing on top of Logan. The older man snapped his jaws like an animal and a little snarl escaped his throat. Wade grinned, tugged at his hair, before going to the other end of the couch.Â
âMutants? Like the X-Men?â The scowl Logan shot me turned my blood to ice. Some of that shock must have shown on my face because Logan glanced away, taking a hefty swig of whiskey, and Wade tugged at my bloody pinky.Â
âIgnore him, the X-men are a touchy subject for him, and never touchy in the fun way.â He scratched at his chest, some of the blood smudging. The skin wasâŠ
âYouâre healed?â I knelt before the couch, hands feeling his chest. âHoly shit I thought you were going to bleed out.â It was impossible. The wounds were deep , I could have sworn I saw bone before.Â
âGod Iâve thought about you kneeling there for so long.â Loganâs fist cracked into Wadeâs arm. My hands flinched away and I quickly stood. âHurtful peanut. You know my arms always take too long to heal.âÂ
âStop being a fucking creep,â Logan hissed. I turned to him and saw that the wound in his shoulder was also gone. Without thinking, I bent to touch the smooth skin, as if I couldnât believe it without feeling it as well. Logan went still under my touch. I knew Wade didnât mind the physical contact, he practically threw himself at me whenever I was around, but Logan was always just out of reach. I was too frazzled to think correctly anymore.Â
âSo you can heal,â I mumbled.Â
âVery fast,â Wade said. He grabbed the remote and clicked on the tv.Â
âYou can stop touching me now sweetheart.â Once again, I snatched my hands back with a mumbled sorry , a faint flush burning my cheeks.Â
âComes in real handy with our line of work.â Wade was bouncing his leg, the couch squeaking under him. Loganâs hand shot out to still him, knuckles showing white for a moment. Wade winced and I heard another snap.
âWhich isâŠ?â
Logan answered for me, âmercenaries.âÂ
âOh,â I plopped down on the rickety coffee table. The information settled like a lead weight in my stomach. My first instinct was fear. They killed people for money. Would they then turn on me now? Curiosity tugged at me as well. I couldnât explain it but there was something so magnetic about them. The edge of danger had always been there, especially with Logan. I would have never guessed it was this. Ever since I first met them, I knew I would be fascinated. I guess I had my answer as to why they were as fit as models. âHow come Iâve never seen anything? Do you guys not haveâŠguns or whatever?âÂ
âHe didnât want to scare you.â Logan jabbed his thumb Wadeâs way. I cocked my head at Wade, a tiny smile pulling at my lips. He actually looked a little bashful.Â
âIâve found that women donât always respond very positively to my intestines hanging out.â My stomach flipped and I sat a little straighter.Â
âHas that happened?âÂ
âNo, but a fortune teller told me it will happen when I least expect it.â He stood with an excited jump, moving to stand in front of a small closet. There was only a faint limp in his movement. As he walked, I became incredibly aware that both men were nearly naked, only clad in thin boxers. With every step, Wadeâs well defined back flexed and his legs tensed. I only allowed myself a moment to take him in before I drew my gaze away. He turned and flung the door open with flourish. âBehold! My batcave!â I glanced inside, and found a tall gun case, massive stacks of ammo, and two katanas balanced against a red suit. There was a yellow one tucked next to it as well. âMine is the red one, a very flattering color I assure you.âÂ
âThe yellow one is yours?â Logan just gives me a curt nod. His face is stone again, clearly done with this conversation. âDo you use any of that?â I ask, motioning to the âbatcaveâ, whatever the hell that means.Â
Snikt. Â
âWoah,â I whispered. The three blades protruding from between his knuckles were shiny and looked wicked sharp. I leaned forward and pressed the pad of my thumb against the middle blade. It immediately split the skin and a drop of blood oozed down my skin. Logan watched my warily, like I was liable to jump on the claws at any moment. âDo they hurt?â There were small beads of blood around where they had pierced through his skin. With a flex of his veiny forearm, the claws disappeared. The blades slid smoothly between the bones on the back of his hand.
âYeah, everytime.â I watch his skin knit itself together again with rapt attention. Once it finished, I ran my injured thumb over the regrown skin, our blood smearing a thick stripe across his knuckles. Loganâs hand was relaxed as I held it. Wade flopped back onto the couch, his head in Loganâs lap, baby knife clutched in his hands. Logan seemed resigned, face relaxing just a bit, and allowed Wade to rest. He withdrew his hand from mine before resting his arm across Wadeâs neck. The motion was surprisingly domestic and it made my heart warm. Behind me, the Golden Girls theme played.Â
âIsnât Al in danger with you two here? Donât you have enemies that could find her?â The briefest sad expression flashed across Wadeâs face. I stood suddenly, âoh my god where is she? Did someone already grab her and thatâs why you were fucked up?âÂ
âSheâs fine, probably wandering the streets or whatever women of her age do,â Wade made a dismissive wave of his hand.Â
âWade!â I stepped on his foot in my mad dash to my fallen purse. I needed my phone to doâŠsomething. Call someone? The phone call would sound ridiculous. Hi, I help a blind woman and her two mutant roommates are mercenaries and got her kidnapped. Yeah, totally believable. I had just snatched my bag up when the door opened and Al herself appeared.Â
âFucking Jesus,â she snapped as she ran into me. My body sagged in relief at seeing her. I gripped her shoulders, just to make sure she was actually there.Â
âOh my god Al, donât fucking scare my like that.â Her hands flew up and shook out from my touch.Â
âWell you were late!â I wasnât. âAre those two done fucking yet?â I twisted to look at the men on the couch. Logan was half way out the window to smoke. I could have sworn I saw him lick at his bloody knuckles. Wade was studying me, the hint of a challenge in his eyes, daring me to say something about their relationship. I smiled, hoping it let him know I didnât care. But that easy look might have been ruined when pieces fell together. The knife. The three slashes to Wadeâs chest. Their near nakedness.Â
Huh.
âUh yeah Al, I think I ruined the mood for them.â She scoffed and shoved a grocery bag into my hands. I dutifully turned to the kitchen and began to store away the random assortment of items. She guided herself over to the coffee maker and began to load the grounds into a filter.Â
âI think you are one of the biggest things that puts them in the mood honey.â I heard a growl float in from the window.Â
Wade and Logan stopped avoiding me after finding out their true occupation. It never got any easier seeing their bloody bodies strew around the apartment. I slipped on enough stray bullets that I learned to watch my feet. Wade was always cleaning his guns with a concentration I didnât think he was capable of. One night he forced me to sit down, offering his lap first and whimpered pitifully when I took the chair, and made me hold the gun, showing me how to cock it and flick the safety on and off. The name Chekhov was stamped across the side in shiny gold letters. âDo I really need to know this?â He leaned closer, cheek pressed to mine. His warm hands slid over my own, guiding me to a button that would pop the magazine out and helped me click it back into place. He had grown much bolder in his touching and I couldnât bring myself to stop him anymore.
âNever know when youâll need to flip the badass switch.â His bubbly finger tapped the glittering name for emphasis. I shifted in my seat to face him, my lips ghosting over his cheek. He followed my lead and our noses brushed.Â
âI didnât think I would need that with you around.â A beat passed as we looked at each other. There was something soft in his eyes that made my heart clench. âYouâre going to protect me, right?â It wouldnât take much to lean closer, to finally kiss him. I knew he was thinking the same thing and my eyelids fluttered closed in anticipation.Â
The alarm for my Alâs meds broke the moment.Â
I knew I was sliding into a sticky situation. I found myself staying later and later, well past my shift with Al had ended. It was absolutely forbidden for me to become involved with clients. The excuse that they werenât technically my clients wouldnât work on my boss. I needed to make a decision. Either stop working with Al or end any attachment to Wade, and Logan by extension.Â
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Iâm not sure how Wade and I ended up on that date. He and Logan had been away on a job for a week. It was finally peaceful in the apartment but I couldnât lie to myself, I had missed them. So I didnât fight Wade too much when he asked ânicelyâ, aka demanded , he tag along while I ran errands for Al. She was the last person I had to visit for the day so I allowed him to drag me to a bar after I dropped her meds off. Logan had a dark look in his eyes when he saw Wade clutch my hand. âThe old man is just jealous. He wishes someone would take him out, but he doesnât do well in crowds, very bitey.â I smirked and let Wade choose our destination. His hand was steady around mine, giving it occasional squeezes as we rushed across busy streets. The bar he picked was properly seedy, full to the brim with haggard men with face tattoos. Normally, I would have run screaming from a place like this. But Wade was clearly well liked. He moved through the room, smiling and waving at everyone. He tried introducing me to some people but it was hard to keep their names straight. We found an empty booth tucked behind the row of pool tables. I eased onto the sticky laminate bench as Wade headed to the bar to get our drinks. I listen to the men next to my seat argue over who was supposed to break for their next game of pool while I waited.Â
Wade returned with my drink, a neon green one for him, and two small shot glasses. I eyed them suspiciously as he passed me one of the whipped cream topped shots. âI thought it was only right to start our date with a blowjob.â I coughed on my laugh, examining the glass. He tapped his against mine before downing it and I followed his lead. It was pure sugar, nearly masking the burn of the alcohol.Â
âWhoever made this has clearly never given a blow job. Way too sweet.â Wade grinned in that mischievous way he always seemed to when he was going to be especially gross. I had no idea why I was being so forward. But I felt light, happy. All my worries from work had melted away as Wade held my hand on our way here.
âOh yeah? Iâve been told my cum is rather delicious. Itâs all the pineapple I eat.â I rolled my eyes and matched his grin, propping my elbows on the table, head cradled between my hands.Â
âI donât think Iâve ever seen you eat a single fruit. Or a vegetable honestly.â Wade copied my pose, fluttering his nonexistent eyelashes.Â
âHow about you taste mine and I taste yours?â I pretended to contemplate, eyes scrunching, head tilting from side to side. My hand inched across the table before I plucked the cherry from Wadeâs drink. He saw me, I could tell by the minute flick of his gaze, but he let me take it regardless. I yanked it from the stem with my teeth and chewed thoughtfully.Â
âHm, Iâm not sure. Donât you think Al would talk if you were moaning my name so much?â He grabbed my wrist and dragged my hand closer. My breath caught as his lips enveloped my index finger and thumb. His tongue lazed over them before he drew back, the cherry stem between his teeth.Â
âSweetie pie, I moan it enough as is.â I blushed and my stomach grew warm. The stem disappeared, his jaw moving. âI havenât been able to convince the old bastard to dress like you yet. But he lets me pretend.â I took a big gulp of my drink and glanced away. The patrons were starting to get more boisterous. Their shouts echoed off the peeling wallpapered walls as they called for more rounds or catcalled some of the working girls. I watched as a pretty blonde walked off with two men. Would Wade and Logan take turns? Or would they pin me between them, spreading me open on both of their- âJealous?â My head whorled back to him but only found a knowing glint in his eyes.Â
âShut up,â I growled and took another deep drink. Wadeâs tongue lolled out, in the center was a perfectly knotted stem. I shifted in my seat. This was not how I had intended the night to go. I wanted just a drink, conversation, and then home for a long awaited rest. But here I was, squirming at the mere sight of Wadeâs tongue. âImpressive,â I mumbled. I reached across the table and plucked the stem from him. It looked like he was going for another kiss but my hand drew back too fast.
âI know itâs impressive. Just spelling out my name gets it all twisted like that.â I rolled my eyes with a smirk.Â
âYou didn't strike me as a guy who would spell his name out. I thought you might be a little more creative.â He leaned closer, eyes just a bit too wide.Â
âOh? What were you imagining I would do? I have a lot of skills and Iâll use them all on you.â Damn it . I finished off my drink and the booze buzzed down my body as it settled inside me. A small voice in my head reminded me that I needed to pick. That if I went down this road with Wade, I needed to stop visiting Al. But fuck, I craved the feeling of his hands on me. I dreamt of him and Logan anytime I saw them. My brain became more and more depraved as the weeks went on. I could barely look at them sometimes without blushing.Â
âWade,â I sighed, twirling my straw in the slowly melting ice. âIf we do anything, I have to stop working with Al. Itâs a conflict of-â he held a scarred hand up and my voice died away.Â
âNo work talk. Itâs Friday, let me show you a good time.â I sighed again but nodded.Â
The night passed blissfully. Wade was a strangely great date, much better than any guy Iâve been with recently. He asked me a million questions, ranging from my childhood, food allergies, to my favorite Mexican food. He gave me half joke responses about his own childhood, but gave me enthusiastic answers to everything else . He bought me another drink after he finished his but I was careful to sip mine slowly. The last thing I needed was a hangover. He also brought some greasy fries and I dove into them gratefully. We played one round of pool, which he won by only a few points. Then he promptly annihilated me in darts. âSo unfair,â I groaned. âYou do this for a living, I would have never won.âÂ
âI thought you being sexy would distract me enough. Strip, then youâll win.â I had that pleasant buzz running through me so his words just made me giggle.Â
âMaybe Iâll take you up on that.â I held up my hand to cut off his next words. âNot now you horny bastard.â He pouted, lip stuck a full inch off his face. I playfully plucked at it. âPout all you want. You gotta put more effort in to get me naked.âÂ
That was perhaps the wrong choice of words because he bent down, his lips colliding with mine. I gasped but grabbed at his sweatshirt, clinging to him. He kissed like he wanted to eat me, all tongue and spit. He tasted as sweet as candy from the bright cocktails he had. It made my head swirl, skin heat. His hands moved to my hips and traced the sliver of exposed skin before they dove into my back pockets, and jerked me closer. I moaned into him as I felt the hard ridge in his pants pressed against my hip. The few whoops from our onlookers made me pause. âProbably not the best place.â Wadeâs voice was a little husky, lips still close enough to mine that they moved with his words.Â
âNo,â I mumbled. But neither of us disentangled from each other. âI should probably go home.â Wade sighed and straightened. He nodded, tucking a loose lock of hair behind my ear.Â
âFuck you look gorgeous.â His voice was barely audible under the conversations and the music. I opened my mouth to say something but he cut me off. âI gotta hit the head then Iâll take you home.â He removed my hands from his sweatshirt, but still held one as he guided me to where the bathrooms were, situated at the end of a long hallway. âWait here, donât get too many men drooling over you.â Once he disappeared into the menâs room, I let out a breath. He was overwhelming, equal parts sweet, filthy, and ridiculous. The last thing I wanted to do was be responsible. To go home and ignore all the things he made me feel. I had already gone too far, what were a couple more steps? I bit at my thumb nail and watched the bathrooms intently. I didnât see any women come or go into theirs. I scanned the bar and only found a handful of them. I knew I would have it mostly to myself.Â
Cautiously, as if I was somehow breaking a law, I walked down and into the womenâs bathroom. It was empty, mostly clean, and smelled fine. Which Iâm sure is more than I could say about the menâs. I propped myself against the wall in the hallway, waiting for Wade to emerge again. Two men passed before I saw him. âAw, I donât need an escort out of this creepy hallway.â I roughly grabbed his shirt, and backed into the still empty bathroom. âOh wow, the promised land.âÂ
I slammed him against the door, far too rough from nerves, but his face lit up nevertheless, a little excited laugh escaping him. âHow about you show me those skills you talked about, yeah? Consider this a trial period before I let you fuck my brains out.â He didnât need to be told twice. He hauled my body tight against his, lips crashing against mine again. This time, I gave into his kisses completely, his teeth tugging at my lips. There was a pinch of pain each time but it only made me claw at his neck harder. Judging by the groan he let out, I think I broke through skin. His tongue prodded its way into my mouth and I moaned loudly against him. His hands slid all over my body before they hooked behind my knees and he carried me to the counter. He lifted me like I weighed nothing. My head was beginning to grow fuzzy from our kiss but I refused to part, greedily sucking air from him instead.Â
Wade was the first to rear back, gulping down lungfuls of air. I wanted to drag him back and kiss him till I was lightheaded again. âGoddamn woman,â he mumbled. I just hummed, moving my desperate kisses to his jaw. My hands crawled up his shirt and littered his torso with scratches. He leaned closer, my head hitting the mirror behind me, as he gripped my hips and dragged me flush against him. My legs curled around his waist, craving the feeling of his hard cock against me.Â
âWade,â I whined while I ground my hips against his. I found a particularly sensitive spot just below his ear that made him rasp my name. He cupped the back of my neck, leading me back to his greedy mouth. His thumb brushed along my jaw before his fingers delicately laid across my throat. I arched my neck to give his hand better access to the column of muscle. But his hands slipped from me entirely so he could shove my shirt over my breasts. He buried his face between them, peppering the skin with long, sucking kisses. â Wade,â I moaned, hips bucking desperately against him, âI need you to fuck me.â His hand went to my jeans, pulling the button free and easing the zipper down. I yelped when his teeth captured a bit of flesh and bit down, hard . But the sting of pain only made me crave him more. Finally his hand plunged under my jeans and into my underwear.Â
âSo wet all ready,â he hummed, biting at more of my skin. He drifted over my clit in loose, but firm circles. With his free hand, he worked the cup of my bra down and captured my nipple in his mouth. I thursted against his hand in an attempt to get him to do more, to bend me over this sink and fuck me like I knew he wanted to. Instead, he traced the tip of his finger over my entrance and had the nerve to chuckle when I tried to force it inside.Â
â Jesus, Wade , stop teasing me.â My voice was airy, tinged with desire. His teeth glanced across my nipple and I nearly wailed. âWade!â My nails went to his head and dug into his scalp, heels digging into his ass in annoyance.Â
âI love the way you say my name, pretty girl.â His finger drove into me, pumping in and out quickly. He sucked one last bruise onto the top of my breast before he was kissing and licking back up my neck.Â
â More , Wade,â I panted, âyou arenât going to break me.â He laughed, the sound sending goosebumps across my feverish skin. Another finger worked its way into me and my eyes rolled back at the stretch, a sigh catching in my throat. His thumb moved into more controlled figure eights. My legs trembled around him as he crooked his fingers inside, hunting for that spongy spot inside me. âWade, oh fuck.âÂ
âGod you moan so nice for daddy Wade.â Something between a laugh and a sob of pleasure bubbled up from my chest. Heat oozed through my body, settled deep in my stomach.Â
âIâm not gonna call you that. Ah, keeping doing that, so good.âÂ
âAre you going to call Logan daddy when he makes you wiggle like this?â He found his mark and stroked the spot deep inside me with complete focus. My hips bore down on his hand, chasing for the orgasm I sensed. â Aww seems like you like the idea. Youâre sucking me in so much.â He bit more bruises on my neck, tongue lapping at the skin after to soothe the ache. âI canât wait to see you stretched on his big dick.âÂ
I whimper, the tension inside me near breaking point. âYours first.â The coil finally snapped. My eyes squeezed shut as a stream of his name and half gasps fell from my chapped lips. His free hand pinned my hip to the counter to stop its wild jerks. He scattered soft kisses across my face and cheeks as he worked me through my orgasm. It seemed to last an eternity and the waves of bliss made my body tingly.Â
Eventually, my body relaxed and slumped against the mirror, chest heaving. Wadeâs fingers remained in me, lazily plunging inside. Now that the haze had passed, I could hear just how wet I was. The lewd noises echo off the cramped bathroomâs tiles. âWade,â I mumbled, tugging weakly at his wrist. âYou should get to fucking me now.âÂ
â Ew , how about you guys donât. Do you know how dirty it is in here?â I jumped at the voice, scrambling to cover myself. Wade shifted himself to block me from view as I did. His fingers withdrew with a pop that made my face heat even more. The woman idly scrolled on her phone to give us privacy. My bra was fixed, shirt back over my chest, in record time.Â
Wade was fine to let us wait it seemed. His sticky fingers lingered on my stomach, running over the curves and stretch marks, before he buttoned up my pants. âOkay sugar bean, letâs get you home.â He helped me off the counter, my weak legs wobbling just a bit. He kept his firm arm around me for support anyways. I had half a mind to think it was just to keep touching me. I didnât mind and leaned into his side, head against his chest.Â
The night was cool, the slight bite of oncoming autumn in the crisp air, and I breathed it in. My head felt clearer with each one. I went to pull away first, to tell him that I would see him on Monday, but he kept walking. âWhere are we going?âÂ
âGonna take you home.â I blinked.Â
âHow do you know this is the way to my place?â He made a noncommittal noise and shrugged.Â
âIs some light stalking a turn off?â I knew I was crazy, absolutely insane, because all I did was beam up at him and cling closer. We made our way to my apartment in long winding segments. First the train where he pulled my legs over his and kissed at my wind whipped cheeks. Then a stop at a late night burger chain where Wade promptly drowned his in ketchup. We walked slowly to my apartment, hand in hand. Exhaustion had finally reached me and my feet dragged behind me. The night had only grown colder, breath misting in front of our faces. I was wearing a light jacket as I anticipated being home before the drop in temperature. I drew Wadeâs arm closer, pressing it against my chest, clinging to the bit of heat. âYou know, if we were both naked you would be warmer.â I rolled my eyes.Â
âThatâs absolutely not how that works. Also, my place is just around the corner.â We only had to walk a few more steps before I saw the familiar entrance to my apartment. Wade followed me to my door, leaning against the rail, waiting for me to fish my keys out of my purse. Once I had them in hand, I also tugged my phone from my pocket. âI donât have your number.â I oddly felt shy, like this was too much of a leap. It felt more official like this. When I held it out for him, he took it eagerly, fingers tapping quickly. Then he kept typing. I peered down at my phone and saw him adding information for Asshole GILF, surrounded by an assortment of hearts. Quite frankly, I didnât even know Logan had a phone, I had never seen him with it.Â
My stomach dropped when I saw Wade open a conversation with Logan and began typing. I was only able to read the words horny and get it up before I snatched my phone back. âOh my god Wade!â I rapidly deleted the text, refusing to read anymore of his nonsense sexting. âI would prefer Logan to not think Iâm trying to jump his bones.âÂ
âAw come on! Live a little. Logan loves people who come on too strong, especially on his face.â Â
âI think you are probably the exception, Wade. Logan doesnât seem to want much to do with me.â His cold palms cupped my cheeks and drew me closer.Â
âIâm gonna let you in on a little secret, just you and me, yeah?â I nod, arms encircling his waist. The warmth of his chest spread into mine. âLogan dreams about you. He growls your name. He humps me in his sleep like a teenage boy. Then he wakes up and fucks me for hours.â My face heated at his words. I could feel him getting hard against my hip. âHe wants you so bad it makes him crazy.â He pushed against me, just the slightest bit. â I want you so bad it makes me crazy.â I realized that I never repaid the favor at the bar before being interrupted.Â
âDo you want to come upstairs?â Wade smirked, kissing the apples of each cheek then my nose.Â
âNo, Iâm gonna surprise Logan. Heâll go nuts when he smells you on me.â I blinked in confusion. I didnât smell that bad, did it? âHe has enhanced senses,â he explained. âHeâll be able to smell your cum on my fingers from outside the apartment.âÂ
âOh god,â I mumbled, stuck between embarrassment and arousal. âOkay, well, donât keep Al up.âÂ
âShe has ear muffs.â I shook my head, chuckling at the absurdity. Wade pecked at my lips but didnât allow me more. âGoodnight baby girl. Make sure you text me so I know who you are. So many crazy fangirls, you wouldnât believe it.âÂ
âUh huh,â I teased, finding the key fob for my building. Wade left one lingering kiss on my forehead before giving me a nudge toward my door. The scanner beeped, door releasing with a click. I wedged the door open before it could lock again. âGoodnight, see you Monday.â I blew him a kiss before the door clicked behind me as I went to the elevator. I reached for my phone and searched for Wade in my contact list. Of course I found him listed as Bootycall . Instead of solely hearts, his name was circled by eggplants and hearts.Â
Me: you have to send me a picture for your profile. I could have missed youÂ
The elevator dinged and the door slid open. I traced my usual route to my apartment, jiggling the lock open with my key. My phone buzzed on the counter as I set it down to toe off my shoes and hang my coat up.Â
Bootycall: once Iâm done with Logan, Iâll send pictures for the both of us.Â
Bootycall: Do you have other fuckbuddies? How could you? We should be the only ones for you
I woke up late the next day to two pictures. One was blurry, but the brown hair and a pointy white tooth told me it was Logan. It seemed Wade had tried to sneak it and was caught. The picture of Wade nearly made me faint. Pearly white beads of cum were splattered across his face and dripped off his exposed tongue.Â
Me: I canât possibly make that your contact picture
Bootycall: youâre right! Make it your background!
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âThe chemist and the glitters â
Pairing: Michael Robinavitch x Doctor!Reader
Featuring: Spencer (5), Payton (16), and Y/Nâs glitter-suffering parents
Setting: Home + The Pitt
Warning: a lot of glitters, experiments gone wrong
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It started with good intentions. A classic mistake.
Spencer, future glitter chemist-slash-unlicensed hazard, had been left in the garage under the very naive supervision of her grandmother while Payton retreated to her room to read her latest fantasy doorstopper. Y/Nâs dad had taken Kojo out for a walk. Simple. Peaceful.
Then Spencer whispered the five most dangerous words in the English language:
âI saw this on YouTube.â
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The glitter volcano erupted in a glorious shimmer-bomb across the garage. It sparkled. It shimmered. It booby-trapped the floor into a deadly slip-and-slide.
Grandma went down first. Spencer, determined to help, rushed in like a pint-sized paramedicâslipped, twirled midair like a tragic ballerina, and landed right next to her, covered in a rainbow sparkle of shame.
Payton only emerged when she heard the âow!â and the âare you okay!?â followed by, disturbingly, the sparkle of guilt.
She did what any bookworm would do in crisis: she panicked with surprising efficiency. Grandpaâs phone was called. Grandma refused to dial 911 (âItâs just glitter, Payton, not a bullet wound!â), so Payton rolled her eyes so hard it nearly dislocated her soul and ordered Grandpa to take the fallen soldiers to The Pitt.
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At The Pitt
Dana spotted them first. Glitter-cloaked grandma. Pouting five-year-old. Frazzled grandpa. And Payton, emotionally detached from the circus, reading in the waiting area like a war-weary general.
She radioed in:
âUh⊠Robinavitch. Youâve got⊠sparkle casualties incoming. Family ones.â
Michael and Y/N immediately abandoned their charts.
They found Payton outside the exam room, standing beside Y/Nâs dad, still holding her book like it was shielding her from the madness.
Michael blinked. âWhat happened?â
Payton flipped the page. âGarage. Glitter bomb. Spencerâs experiment. Grandma slipped. Spencer slipped. I called Grandpa. He was walking Kojo. Grandma said not to call 911. Now weâre here.â
Y/N pinched the bridge of her nose. âWhy do I feel like youâve practiced saying that?â
âI have younger siblings. You either become a lawyer or a therapist.â
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Inside the exam room, it looked like Mardi Gras had sneezed on everyone.
Spencer was sitting on the exam table, arms crossed, sparkling like a disco ball of rebellion. Grandma, meanwhile, had glitter in her hair, glitter in her shoes, and the expression of a woman who had Seen Things.
Michael stared. âWhy is she gold.â
Spencer pouted. âIt was gonna be a volcano with lava.â
Y/N checked her mom, relieved at the minor bruises. No sprains. No fractures. Just mortification and enough glitter to qualify as a holiday ornament.
âWeâll be finding glitter in this hospital for the next week,â Y/N muttered.
Michael snorted. âGarage is gonna be worse. Thatâs my day off now.â
âI regret nothing,â Spencer declared.
âYouâre banned from experiments for a month.â
âWHAT?!â
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After patch-ups, Y/Nâs parents offered to take the girls home. But Y/N refused.
âNope. Mom needs to recover. You both need a nap and wine. The girls will stay here until weâre off. They can behave for a few hours. Hopefully.â
Grandma mumbled something about trauma and industrial glitter.
Payton remained unbothered, already back into her book, likely imagining herself in a non-sparkly realm with dragons and less drama.
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Later That Night
They got home after shift-end, drained, dragging themselves through the door like theyâd crawled out of a post-apocalyptic ER drama. Kojo greeted them by barking aggressively at Michael, clearly upset his dog walk had ended early and heâd been abandoned during The Glitter Fiasco.
âKojo,â Michael sighed, âdonât start.â
Y/N toed off her shoes. âAt least itâs over.â
Michael opened the garage to check the damage.
âOH COME ON.â
Y/N blinked. âWhat?â
He stepped back into the kitchen, deadpan. âYour car. The driverâs side. Itâs glittered. Halfway. It looks like a unicorn did a burnout on it.â
Spencer peeked around the corner. Still pouting. âI said I regret nothing.â
Payton, setting the table with Y/N, smirked. âMaybe you should pick a calmer hobby. Like reading. Or meditation. Or not glitterbombing property.â
Spencer stuck her tongue out. âReading is boring.â
âYou say that now,â Payton said, dropping plates. âWait until you glitter the wrong book and see how fast I report you to NASA.â
Michael scooped up Spencer with a sigh. âLetâs get the sparkle demon cleaned up.â
âIâm not a demon. Iâm a scientist.â
âEinstein didnât cover his grandma in glitter.â
âHe shouldâve.â
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Dinner was thankfully already cooked. Y/Nâs parents had managed it before they were sacrificed to the Sparkle Gods. Everyone sat downâtired, full of carbs, surrounded by low-grade glitter trauma.
Kojo curled up by the table with the heaviest sigh ever recorded in dog history.
Michael raised a glass of soda. âTo glitter. May we never see it again.â
Y/N clinked his glass. âYou know we will.â
Spencer grinned, cheeks full of garlic bread. âMaybe⊠with SLIME next time.â
Michaelâs face went pale.
Payton nearly choked laughing.
Y/N leaned her head on his shoulder, whispering, âYou love being a girl dad, admit it.â
He groaned. âYeah. I do. But Iâm putting a glitter ban in the marriage vows.â
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The End.
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âšDark Shades of Innocence Lost Part 2: The First Tasteâš
Club owner! Joel Miller x fem! reader

Series Masterlist Part 1
A/N: It is finally here! Sorry that has taken so long to get updated, but this turned out exactly how I wanted it to. Thank you to @mountainsandmayhem for helping me organize my mood board and for letting me chat your ear off about this series! đ©·
Chapter Summary: You decide to go back to Club Inferno, back to those smoldering brown eyes. Turns out you do want more pleasure from Joel, the club owner.
Rating: 18+ Only MDNI
Word Count: 11.7k
Chapter Tags: Oral (M/F receiving), fingering, dirty talk, pining, flirting, some fluff, pleasure dom! Joel, reader has doubts, reader has hair, no use of y/n, pleasure dom! Joel
Dividers by @saradika-graphics
You spend the next few days at work in a deep haze, your mind completely muddled at the thought of those smoldering dark eyes that haunt your dreams night after night. You canât concentrate on reorganizing books, canât focus on your own co-workers as they meander around the library keeping busy while you stand leaning up against a wooden bookshelf doing nothing but looking at the business card Joel gave you.Â
   You mindlessly turn the flashy card over and over in your palm, memorizing his phone number, etching his name into your mind as you read his name over and over and over again until the silhouette of his towering body is burned into your brain. You didnât call, didnât text him like you should have done after he made you cum on his thigh. God, you want to though. But is it a good idea? Probably not.Â
   As you shift the paper card around your fingers, you think of those lust blown eyes, that rugged panting noise he made when he was breathing hard against the shell of your ear, the way those thick fingers felt inside you, the way he called you a good girl and whispered how fucking good you tasted.Â
   You slip the card back into the pocket of your jeans and lean your head back against some hardback books in the science section. You huff out and put a hand to your sweating forehead as you fight not to get all worked up again, but it doesnât work. Youâre already wet from thinking about him, so you decide you will see him again. Friday. Youâll go back to the club Friday.Â
   You want more, need more. And so youâll have him. Friday.Â
   Your dress flows to the middle of your thighs, the sparkly midnight blue material shimmering under the dim lights of the club as soon as you walk through the front doors of Club Inferno. The bar is crowded, people scattered all around as loud music blares through the speakers. The dance floor is packed, bodies spinning under the crystal lights of the disco ball. Your heart gallops in your chest, your mouth dry as you hope heâs here. Please be here, please be here.Â
   You turn toward the lit up bar thatâs packed with alcohol lining the back mirrored wall and notice something is different, off. You scan your eyes around and try to decipher whatâs changed as you take in the aesthetics of the night club. You peel your eyes over the atmosphere carefully, and you stop in place when you notice it. Thereâs not just heated red signs around the back walls anymore. Thereâs now pink ones too, glittering under the dim lights as you furrow your eyebrows up. When did they add the pink signs? Your eyes grow wide at the realization. You mentioned pink signs and how there was too much red last time. He mustâve listened to youâŠ
   The pretty blonde bartender snaps you out of your deep thoughts as she gets your attention. âNeed a drink, hun?â she asks as she sets two big glasses of beer in front of two gentlemen in suits in front of you.Â
   âOh, no. Thanks. I was just wondering if Joel was around?â you ask nervously as you look shamefully at her. Hopefully she doesnât see your cheeks heating up or notice how sweaty your palms are at your sides.Â
   She nods her head behind you and smiles as she says, âHeâs actually right behind you.â
   You look up at the mirrored wall behind the stacked alcohol bottles and gasp when you see a pair of dark eyes flash in your reflection. You quickly turn around and nearly fall over when you see how handsome he looks tonight. A red button-up collared shirt , sleeves rolled up to the elbows to expose tanned skin with corded veins spiraling down his forearms, clean pressed jeans, and slicked back curls that are threaded with grey. Heâs so⊠gorgeous.
   His eyes flick over your body as he rakes a hand slowly through his salt-and-pepper scruff, analyzing your dress, your legs, your eyes. Youâre nearly out of breath as he glances your way. âDidnât think I was gonna hear from you again,â he smiles as he walks up in front of you and stops right where you can smell his woodsy cologne and whiskey scent. He smells so enticing, you could practically swim in the scent if you wanted to.Â
   You shrug and let a sigh out. âCouldnât keep me away, I guess.â
   âMmm, guess not.â His honey colored eyes trail over your skin again as he smirks and nods toward the bar. âYou want a drink?â
   âOkay,â you say quietly as he leads you over to some empty black barstools. You know what a drink will lead to, and it makes your skin simmer with lightning running through your veins.Â
   Joel gets the blondeâs attention, and she saunters over and smiles brightly over at him. âWhatâll it be, Joel?â
   âGlass of whiskey on the rocks and a Malibu tonic?â His eyebrow arches as he looks over at you, needing approval before he sends her off. You just nod and watch as he gives her the go ahead, letting the smooth bar top rub against your fingertips as you view him turn slowly in his barstool, bumping his knee lightly against yours.
   âYou remembered my drink of choice?â you ask with raised brows.Â
   âThought Iâd forget, hmm?â He leans forward as he puts his weight into his elbow, resting his hand on his cheek as it trails over his greying scruff. You canât believe youâre sitting here with him again, almost in the same position you were in last weekend. Itâs almost too much. His broadness, his height, the way heâs staring at you.Â
   You adjust in your seat, pulling down the fabric of your dress as you clear your throat. âI dunno. Just kind of hard to believe youâd remember something as simple as that about me.â
   He assesses you, watching you carefully as his dark eyes flick over your nervous form. âDrinks are simple, easy to remember. Itâs you thatâs hard to forget. Your face, your eyes, your scent.âÂ
   Your eyes grow wide, suffocating on your own breath as the pounding music flits through your ears, your skin forming goosebumps along your inner thighs as those dark eyes gaze into yours, his full attention on you. âMy⊠scent?â you ask all wide-eyed with your mouth slightly agape.
   âMhm. I could smell that pretty waft of vanilla when you were standing by the bar. Almost like I was breathing you in,â he murmurs, his voice all low and gruff as his thick fingers tap against the glossy bar top, his eyes melding into yours like he wants to devour you.Â
   You can feel that thick tension like smoke filling the room, hot embers filing your nostrils as you fight to compose yourself. You lean forward just a bit, enough to brush your knee against his smooth denim, stirring something low that you canât quite stop.Â
   Before he can lean in, the bartender comes back with your drinks, breaking the tension that was just close enough to drown in. âEnjoy!â She smiles as she leaves to attend to other guests.Â
   You take the straw in your hand, twirling it around the sloshing alcohol and then take a sip, letting the fruity taste wash away your growing arousal between your thighs.Â
   Joel surprises you as he asks a personal question, maybe something to break the tension as he looks up from his amber glass of whiskey. âSo, what do you do for work?âÂ
   You knit your eyebrows together and swallow another mouthful of the fruity liquid as you eye him suspiciously. He wants to know where you work? Interesting. âI work at the library. Austin Central Library. Iâm a librarian.â
   He smiles gently your way, eyes all glistening as flecks of dark brown irises crinkle up at you. Itâs a softer smile, not the menacing smirk he usually gives you. This one is different. âShouldâve guessed. A book lover whoâs also smart? Figures,â he chuckles as he takes a generous gulp of his whiskey. âSay I come in there one day. Would you assist me in helpinâ me find some books? Maybe some classics? Books that maybe others donât check out as often?â
   He raises a brow at you, a glint in his beautiful honey eyes as you laugh and play nervously with the bendy straw that sits in your almost untouched drink. âI mean, I would. Seems like you already know your way around though,â you smirk.Â
   He chuckles and shakes his head. âYeah, reckon I do.â    Â
   A loose curl falls over his eye, a strand that looks so soft to the touch. You almost push it back, so close while your hovering hand sits above your tan thigh, almost pushing the limits into other dangerous territory.Â
   You clear your head of the ridiculous notion and push yourself back, watching as he moves the curl away himself. That was a close one.Â
   You tap your long nails on the side of your glass and try your luck. âI was surprised to learn you were the owner of this club.â
   He smirks your way and laughs. âYeah?â
   âYou do this often? Pick up pretty girls at work and take them back to the dark hallway?â Your eyes narrow while he just shakes his head and laughs.Â
   âNo, canât say that I do. You just caught my attention. I jusâ had to talk to you, at least. You were just so⊠stunning. Couldnât pass you up.â
   Oh.Â
   Your cheeks burn hot, crimson tinging the skin as you take another large gulp of your alcoholic beverage. You need to calm down. Heâs just a guy. Heâs probably like the rest of them, but something deep down tells you heâs not.Â
   âHow long have you been in the business?â you ask as you swirl the straw around the melting ice cubes.Â
   âA few years. My brother, Tommy, joined the business with me. We still do contracting together on the side, but this is my main gig.â
   Contracting? He was a contractor? Fuck, can he get any hotter?Â
   âContractor, huh?â you ask curiously as your eyes light up with interest.Â
   âThatâs right. I like buildinâ things, makinâ things with my hands. Itâs sort of relaxinâ to me. The way I can jusâ put together somethinâ, imagine anything I want and jusâ build it from scratch. Itâs probably my favorite hobby, honestly.â
   You find yourself hovering over the clean bar top, leaning against your elbow as you find yourself dreamily gazing at him. You gawk at his crooked smile, stare at the indented dimple in his left cheek as you get lost in his words, in his lively expressions. His low voice is so melodious that you think you could listen to him talk about his hobbies all night long. Maybe even over dinner, at his house, curled up in his lapâŠ
   You shake yourself out of your hypnotic daze and smooth your dress out. You shouldnât get close to anyone. Not after your ex, not after that horrible, horrificâŠ
   âHey, you good?â Joel asks, stirring you out of your hazy thoughts.Â
   âWhat?â you ask confused as you come back to reality.Â
   âYou jusâ looked a little lost there for a second. You alright?â His voice is gentle, deep, and his large hand is even warmer as it glides over the top of your thigh, his touch soothing you back down from dark thoughts you shouldnât be turning to.Â
   âOh, yeah. Sorry. You were saying?â
   He looks at you hesitantly, his eyes flicking over you quickly to assess that youâre really alright, but your small smile reassures him as he continues on.Â
   Your eyes flicker over the flashy signs, the pink hue reflecting off the scarlet red ones, giving it just the right mix of a perfect combination. He sees you staring, and his lips curl up into a big grin as he raises his eyebrows. âWhatâs got your attention, hmm?â he asks as he looks over at the sparkling pink sign youâre staring at.Â
   âThe signs. Thereâs pink ones now, not just redâŠâ Your voice catches on a whisper, almost being drowned out by the blaring pop song that booms through the speakers, but he still hears you.Â
   âOh, those. Yeah, some pretty little thing complained that there was too much red. Said I should throw some pink in there. Stubborn thing, a bit moody, but glad I listened to her. It doesnât look half bad.â He winks at you, and suddenly your heart is in your throat, pumping and making you gasp as he smirks your way with a knowing look in his eyes.Â
   You take your chance to flirt, leaning forward as your fingertips hover over the top of his knee. âDidnât think youâd listen to me after I was complaining the whole time. Didnât know I was talking to the owner of the club. You couldâve just kicked me out,â you say with a curt laugh.
   He leans forward just a tad, the tops of his calloused fingers laying gently on the top of your thigh as you gasp in response to the heat of his touch. âSweetheart, now why on earth would I kick you out? You clearly had an affect on me, otherwise I wouldâve kept the signs the way they were. And besides,â he leans forward and places his mouth against the shell of your ear, his hot breath dancing across your skin, causing goosebumps to rise. âI wouldnât have gotten to make you cum on my thigh if I wouldâve done that.â
   Your breath hitches, your body coming to life as you feel the nerve endings light up against his touch, his breath, his smell. Suddenly, you want more, need more. And maybe heâll give it to you, just maybeâŠ
   âWhyâd you come back here?â he whispers in the crest of your ear, his voice falling like drops of water against your heated skin, showering you in a mist of desire. âI donât think itâs to socialize or find another guy, not even to sit back and grab a drink at the bar.â
   You feel his hand ghost over the edge of your hip, his palm hovering over the small of your back as you fight to keep yourself together. âNo,â you hum, voice lilting like a fresh rose as your fingertips dig into the denim of his thigh.Â
   His lips slide against your jawline, his whiskey breath fogging your mind as he whispers back to you in a deep, gravelly tone. âSo, whyâd you come back, angel? You want somethinâ else from me? Want me to give you more pleasure, more ecstasy?âÂ
   His gruff voice slides through your body, making the inside of your thighs press together as you feel the sticky slick drip against your lace. He hasnât even gotten his hands on you tonight, and youâre already drowning in him.Â
   You grab hold of his button-up, clinging to his silky fabric as you feel his coarse scruff drag against the edge of your cheek. You can smell him, almost taste the whiskey dripping down the back of his throat. And you want to taste it, feel it between your legs.Â
   âI⊠Joel,â you whimper as his other hand trails up your thigh, dragging those thick, calloused fingers up up up until heâs raising the hem of your dress, just enough to drag a low groan from your throat.Â
   âYeah, sâthat right?â he purrs as his lips meet the shell of your ear again.Â
   You hold in a moan as his fingertips trace circles over your heated skin, his hand sliding up to skim the inside of the crease of your thigh, eliciting tingles that start low in your stomach. You want it, want him. âJoel,â you whisper, only low enough for him to hear as you cling harder to his button-up.
   âGotta use your words, darlinâ,â he chuckles. âNow, tell me. You want me to take you to the back? Give you more than last time? âCause Iâd sure love to taste you, really taste you,â he smirks.Â
   âAre you gonna put me on your thigh again?â you ask breathlessly while his lips trace dangerously over the crest of your ear.Â
   âNo, angel. Not this time. Gonna show you somethinâ else. Gonna put my mouth between those pretty legs of yours,â he chuckles while his eyes darken with danger and temptation.Â
   A wave of slick washes over you, and youâre already dripping at the anticipation of having his tongue swallow you whole.Â
   âSo, that what you want? Want me to show you how truly good I can make you feel?â
   Youâre nearly pulling him toward you with how strong your grip on him is as you nod your head up and down like an eager puppy. âMhm. Please,â you respond with a complacent whine.Â
   He laughs and pulls you out of your seat, keeping his fingers entangled with yours as he grabs his glass of whiskey and drags you along. âCâmon then. Letâs go get ya taken care of.â
   He guides you through the dancing crowd, pushing through sweaty bodies as the bass fills your insides, the loud music mixing together with the nerves pulling down your spine as you follow him into the unknown.Â
   The glittery dark walls turn into a narrow hallway as couples making out against the crowded walls step aside when they see Joel. They gawk at him and whisper quiet slurs as you pass them by, probably wishing they were you at this very moment.Â
   He looks back at you and smirks, his grip on you tightening, the shadows making the dark brown flecks in his eyes look almost black. As black as a pantherâs fur, eyes that want to pounce and consume you whole. And that just makes your heart hammer loudly against your chest as you stare back into those dreamy pools of desire.
   He takes you to the last door at the end of the dark hallway, painted crimson red as he twists the lavish golden handle and presses through, leading you in as he quietly closes it behind him and turns the lock to where no one else can get in. You gulp and try to take a slow breath, but the nerves seem to be crushing down on your lungs. Youâre typically quite eloquent, but try as you might, you canât seem to place what it is youâre feeling. Nervous. Excited. Absolutely panicked. You want this but your mind and body seem to be at odds.
   When you turn around, your mouth parts open as you take in the massive room. A large leather couch sits in the middle, a long pool table with red smooth felt coating the top of it sits in the right hand corner. The lights are dim, a lit fireplace sits crackling next to the leather couch, the walls glisten with shimmering black wallpaper, and the feel of the room is homey, warm, private. You can still hear the pounding music and occasional chants of club goers, but itâs mostly quiet in here. The only thing you can hear is the rushing of blood through your eardrums, your heart right along with it.Â
   He lingers by the doorframe, adjusting his sleeves as he carefully rolls them up to his elbows, his smoldering eyes never leaving yours. Suddenly youâre a hot mess, fingers twisting against the hem of your blue dress, your eyes blown wide as you feel your chest tighten at the thought of being alone with him. Joel Miller. The club owner, the absolute menace who was sent to break into your closed up boundaries.Â
   âWhere do you want me?â you ask breathlessly.
   He stalks toward you, a sly smirk on his face as he starts to back you up toward the leather couch. You have no room to go around, no way to say no, your body just moves pliantly at his command as his thick fingers push gently against your hips.Â
   âOn the couch, sweetheart. Right. Here.â He gently pushes you down as you land in a heap on the plush couch. You scoot back, your legs sliding easily over the black leather as you squeeze your thighs together and dig your fingers into the edge of the new material.Â
   Youâre suddenly so nervous as sweat pools against the back of your neck, your lips trembling as you watch him take a generous gulp of his amber colored whiskey. You watch the way he moves, his bulging biceps clinging to his button-up, his slicked back curls throwing smoky grey colors under the dim lighting as he turns slowly, ending right between your legs.Â
   He slowly bends down, running his calloused fingers languidly over the curve of your thighs. Your body tenses up, fingers digging into the slick material as your breath hitches at the sight of that smug smirk he has pulling at the corners of his mouth.Â
   He tries to part your legs, but you hold back, afraid to show him what you look like bare. What if he doesnât like what he sees, what if he suddenly changes his mind, what if he tells you to leave? Suddenly, youâre overstimulated by all the unknowns, and you can barely stand to look into his dark eyes as your own gazes toward the black polished floors.Â
   As if he can sense your blinding fears and see right through your insecurities, his blown out eyes ease up, his eyebrows knitting together as he stares up at you with a look of encouragement. He cups your chin and makes you gaze up, right into the pits of his softening eyes.Â
   âHey,â he says with a gentle voice. âYou nervous?â
   You stumble over your words and just nod, letting the gut wrenching feeling slide down your closed up throat. âMhm,â you nod slowly.Â
   His lips curl up into a gentle smile, and it takes the breath out of you as his dimple caves into the middle of his cheek. One hand lingers on the top of your thigh, and the other grazes softly underneath your chin. âYou donât gotta be nervous now, sweetheart. Jusâ relax, breathe.â
   You take a deep breath and blow it out slowly, starting to relax every limb in your body as you cautiously release your fingers from the edge of the couch and lay them by the hem of your sparkly dress.Â
   âThere ya go, angel. Jusâ breathe. Can ya do that for me?â You nod your head, and he chuckles lightly. âGood. Now, wanna tell me whatâs got ya all nervous?â
   You try to look down, but he keeps his hand rested underneath your chin. You squirm a little, shuffling your hips against the squeaky leather, but he stills your body underneath him with his large palm. Your eyes shift up to his, and thereâs no escaping those soft chocolate eyes that seem to stare straight into the depths of your shaking soul.
   âI just⊠I havenât really. Iâm notâŠâ Fuck. You canât even think straight, let alone speak without making a fool of yourself. Maybe this was a bad idea. MaybeâŠ
   He presses his calloused fingers softly against your jawline and furrows his eyebrows as he assesses your stiff features. âHave you ever had anyone go down on you before?â His words are so gentle, not at all condescending which makes you unclench your jaw just a tad.Â
   âI mean, a couple of times, but it wasnât anything special. Maybe just a few seconds. They didnât actually make me feel good. I think it was just so they could slide in. It wasnât for my benefit, guess you could say. So no, I guess I really havenât,â you mutter as you pout your bottom lip out.Â
   His brows knit together in a tight line, his jaw ticking as he looks at you with a soft gaze. His fingertips leave your chin, and you feel like youâve just lost a clutch on yourself, but his fingertips land softly on your wrist instead. âWell, thatâs a real shame. They must be fuckinâ blind to pass up a girl like you. A real fuckinâ shame, but donât worry, angel, Iâm gonna make you feel so good. I can promise you that. You want that?â
   You eagerly nod your head up and down as your words tumble out of your mouth. âYes, Joel. Please.â Maybe youâre a little too eager because you wrap your fingers firmly around his wrist like you're digging your roots into the tan of skin. Â
   He chuckles lightly and smiles up at you, the dark flecks of his eyes seeming to sparkle under the dimly lit lights of the private room. âYou gonna relax for me?â
   âMhm,â you hum out.Â
   âAttagirl,â he winks. You nearly choke on your own saliva at the sound of him saying Attagirl. Itâs a simple word, but heâs telling you what a good girl youâre being, and it sends butterflies flitting through your lower belly.Â
   His fingertips start to graze up and down the tops of your thighs, his calloused thumbs dipping down to your inner thighs as he starts to massage the area tenderly. You know what heâs doing, know what heâs capable of doing as he looks up at you with hungry, dark eyes. He wants to devour you, and you sure as hell arenât going to say no to him. The hottest man youâve ever laid eyes on wants you. And you sure as hell want him, too.Â
   âNeed a little liquid courage to relax a little, hmm?â he asks as he cocks one eyebrow up, his head turning to the side as he looks at you with curious eyes.Â
   âIt wouldnât hurt,â you shrug.Â
   âAlright then, angel. Tip your head back jusâ a little. Gonna give ya a taste of my whiskey,â he says with a sultry tone.Â
   You do as he says, tipping your head back just an inch as you watch him get up from the corner of your eye. He grabs his glass of amber whiskey, swirling it around as the ice hits the edge of the clear cup, making a clinking noise that sounds a lot like how your insides feel. All tingly and alive with nerves pulling low in your gut.Â
   âTip your head a little more, thatâs it,â he approves as he places a hand under your chin and coaxes your lips open with his calloused thumb. âKeep that pretty mouth open now.â
   You watch him tip his own head back, taking a large gulp of his whiskey on the rocks. Your eyes grow wide when you see him leaning over you as his thumb pulls your mouth open wider. He lets the alcohol pool out of his mouth like a running faucet, flowing down through your own mouth as the whiskey and the taste of his saliva mix together while it slides slowly down the back of your throat.Â
   âSwallow,â he instructs as he closes your mouth, still hovering over you as he watches you down his taste. You feel the burn simmer through your stomach, taste him on the tip of your tongue as his woodsy cologne sends you into a hazy fog where all you can see is him as his dark eyes begin to grow black.Â
   âGood girl,â he praises. Your mouth gawks open as he sinks back down to the floor, situating himself between the center of your legs as he slowly begins to part them.Â
   He clicks his tongue as he sees your body sewn to the back of the couch. âNow, angel, canât reach ya all the way back there. Câmere.âÂ
   He pulls you to the edge of the leather couch, the palms of his calloused hands latching onto the backs of your thighs. And then heâs parting them, running his fingers nice and slow up the inside of your thighs until heâs hiking the bottom of your dress up over your hips.
   You canât breathe, your voice being held back by the drowned out whines and moans youâre already holding back. You know youâre going to fall apart as soon as his large tongue meets your center, and heâs going to devour you, lick you clean till you have nothing left to give because you just have this feeling that heâll work you and work you and work you till youâre fully gone. And it nearly drowns out the pulsing energy flowing through your ears.Â
   He drags his lips against your skin, sending trails of kisses up the insides of your thighs as you suck in a breath from the tingling sensations heâs sending straight to your core. He drags his lips higher, lifting your skirt flush over your thighs as he pulls you closer to him while his breath blows gently over your clothed core.
   âLook at you, already soakinâ for me,â he purrs as he drags the tip of his curved nose against your clothed folds. Fuck. You hold in a whine, bucking your hips forward as you silently beg him to keep going.Â
   He chuckles out at your response, his dark eyes smoldering as he takes the tip of his thumb and starts to slowly caress your soaked folds. He gauges your reaction, your wide eyes and panting mouth as he starts to circle your clit slowly through the dripping lace.Â
   âJoellll,â you whine out, your manicured nails digging into the leather of the couch.Â
   âYeah? Does it feel good,â he teases as he presses harder against your buzzing bundle of nerves.Â
   âMhm, need more. Need you toâŠâ
   âShhh. Iâve got ya, angel. Jusâ gettinâ ya nice and worked up. Want you drippinâ for me. Want this pretty pussy messy and sticky so I can drink you down like a bottle of sweet whiskey,â he purrs with mischief written all over those syrupy brown eyes.Â
   Before you can speak, he takes his tongue and runs it slowly over your clothed core, soaking your ruined lace as you stifle out a moan and buck your hips forward. âJoel, please,â you beg as your heels dig into the surface of the dark floor.Â
   âThatâs what I thought,â he teases as his dark eyes shift up toward you. âNow, letâs get these off ya, shall we?â He pulls your lacy panties down your legs and over your high heeled stilettos, bunching up the ruined material and shoving them deep into the pocket of his jeans.Â
   He spreads you wide, your pussy on full display as he sits back on his heels and gawks at you, sliding his palm over his silvery scruff as his eyes blow out wide. He groans, long and deep as he takes in the sight of your dripping core. You can barely breathe as you watch him take you in nice and slow, his eyes alight with fire you want to dip your fingertips into.Â
   âGoddamn. Youâre fuckinâ perfect, angel. Look at that pretty pink pussy. Drippinâ and soppinâ jusâ for me, ainât that right?â He smirks, eyes blowing out into black pits as he leans back down and starts spreading your thighs, his meaty hands holding you down while his cool breath blows over your sensitive center.Â
   You squirm underneath him, feeling sweat pool beneath your long locks as you watch him become mesmerized with your glistening, sticky core. âJoel,â you whisper, barely making a sound as you try to hold yourself back from crushing his face to your center.Â
   âMmm, yeah. Youâre such a messy girl, think I need to clean you up,â he purrs as his thumb lightly traces over your sticky folds.Â
   âPlease,âyou beg as you groan out with need. âYour mouth, Joel. I need it,â you whine.
   âYeah, ya do,â he smirks. The next thing you know, heâs leaning down and licking a thick, clean stripe all the way from your dripping hole to the tops of your curls above your glistening mound. You moan, body writhing beneath him as he takes his meaty hands and holds your hips still.Â
   âYou taste so fuckinâ sweet, angel. Jusâ hold on. Let me take care of this pretty pussy.â
   He dives back in, his thick fingers spreading your folds wide as he devours you whole. His tongue languidly slides up and down, collecting drops of slick as he works you nice and slow. Your hips cant up every time his large tongue glides over your buzzing mound, feeling the electric zaps of lightning shooting down your spine when he takes his time and drowns himself in your messy pussy.Â
   He works and works and works you over, drawing meticulous circles around your puffy clit while your eyes roll back, and you toss your head back in full elation. You can feel the energy coursing through your body, feel that aching desire being fed as he feeds on you, flicking his tongue up and down ravenously until you swear you see stars in your vision.Â
   You tangle your fingers into his greying locks, hear him groan under your hold as you fight to keep a grip on yourself. Youâre so close to spilling, so close to elated bliss as your body hums beneath your skin.Â
   âEyes on me, angel. Wanna see those beautiful eyes. Watch me, wanna see you fall apart against my tongue,â he purrs as he licks another long stripe up the center of your folds.
   When you snap your eyes open, they go wide as you look at the hungry beast of a man beneath you. He looks completely wrecked, black blown eyes searing into your gaze, his beard dripping in your glistening arousal, his rough tongue working your aching bundle of nerves while his large hands hold your thighs down, making sure you do cum beneath his tongue.Â
   Youâre a panting mess, high pitched moans drowning out the blaring music from the other side of the club while you feel yourself start to break. Another wave of slick hits his tongue, and youâre fighting everything inside you to hold on just a little longer.
   âDonât hold back, sweetheart. Wanna see you, wanna taste you. Câmon now, give it to me,â he growls. He pulls your puffy clit into his mouth and sucks, firing off every single nerve ending in your body until you canât hold on anymore. Youâre gone.Â
   âJoel - fuck,â you moan as you feel the tingling sensations run flush down your spine, igniting fireworks in your mind that make you dizzy, and then youâre spilling yourself all over him. Slick builds on his tongue, and he groans while he laps up every bit of it while he growls good girl through the pleasurable licks. He keeps you there till thereâs not a hint of slick left between your thighs, he eats you up like a ravenous dog thatâs starving for you.Â
   When heâs finished, he looks up and smirks at you with a mischievous smile. âHow was that, angel? Did I make you feel good?â
   You nod your head up and down slowly. âSo good. Iâve never felt anything quite like that,â you pant out as he chuckles up at you.Â
   âWell, thatâs good. âCause Iâm not done with you yet,â he smirks.
   âWhat?â you ask with wide eyes. Not done with you yet?Â
   âOh no, angel. That was one orgasm. Youâre gonna give me another one.â
   âAnother one? But IâŠâ
   âKnow you have more in you, sweetheart. Let me get you there, let me make you lose control.â
   He slides you forward, holding your hip down with one of his meaty hands while his other starts to play with your sensitive mound. âI can make you cum in so many ways. This time Iâll take you through with my fingers, know exactly where to get ya,â he smirks, his blown out eyes looking like black pits of desire, a pit youâll gladly follow him into.Â
   You pant out in a needy whine, watching him drag his middle and ring fingers down your folds, and then shoving them deep into your dripping hole. âOh,â you moan as he bends his fingers and reaches that spongy, soft spot that makes slick collect on his drenched knuckles.Â
   âYeah? Feel good?â he asks with a smug smirk on that handsome face, your release still sticking through his greying threads throughout his beard. The sight of it makes you drip more for him, panting out a moan when you respond.
   âMhm, Joel. Feels - so good,â you murmur as you dig your nails into the shoulder of his crimson shirt.Â
   âMmm, thatâs what I like to hear,â he responds while licking his lower lip seductively.Â
   He pushes the back of his thumb into your buzzing clit, drawing slow, meticulous circles while his other fingers pump in and out of you, drawing wet, squelching noises out of you that just seem to turn him on even more.Â
   âCâmon, angel. Tell me how good Iâm makinâ ya feel,â he purrs as he continues pulverizing your needy pussy.Â
   âSo fucking good. Oh my god, Joel,â you whine as he bathes you in pure ecstasy, coating you in desires you didnât even know you had in you. All you know is you want more, need more of him.Â
   âMmm, thatâs good, angel. Wanna make you cum again,â he growls as his dark, blown out eyes tear into your whimpering soul.Â
   âPlease, Joel. Feels so good. Your fingers, your⊠fuck,â you whine as he ruts up into you, pushing on that sweet, spongy area that makes slick drip down his huge knuckles.Â
   He chuckles, speeding up his meticulous circles of your clit and thrusting his fingers deep inside your messy hole. The wet noises of his calloused fingers brushing up into you are sinful, filling you to the brim until you can barely hold yourself back. Youâre about to cum again, but this time feels much different than the last.Â
   âCâmon now, messy girl. Spill for me, soak me,â he growls as his fingers move faster in and out of you, continuously tormenting you with how fucking good you feel beneath his touch.Â
   âJoel, Iâm gonna⊠gonnaâŠâ
   âGive it to me,â he demands with the bite of his snarl and blown out black pupils.Â
   One more hit to your spongy walls and heâs knocking the orgasm out of you. His thumb stays clenched down on your throbbing clit, and your orgasm washes through you like a raging hurricane that destroys whole cities with its powerful riptides. You spill yourself, experiencing a new sensation that almost overpowers you as it takes you on the ride of your life. You start squirting, your elated moans filling the emptiness of the room as you release hot, damp slick all over his crimson button-up.Â
   âOh fuck yeah, angel. Thatâs a good fuckinâ girl. Goddamn,â he praises as his fingers slowly massage your insides, working out your mind blowing orgasm as you fight to keep yourself upright.Â
   The arousal glistens on his salt-and-pepper scruff, slick coating the front of his soft material, while heâs knuckles deep into your dripping pussy as you take in just how fucked out he looks. He looks so hot with his messy curls falling down into his blown out eyes, his tongue licking his bottom lip seductively while he works you nice and slow with those meticulous fingers of his. Heâs a work of art, a perfect masterpiece that you donât want to stop looking at. Heâs everything you really ever wanted in a man. And he looks so wrecked.Â
   His eyes narrow playfully, black pits that swallow you whole as he hooks your tired legs over his broad shoulders and slides you to the very edge of the damp leather couch. His breath blows over your sensitive center, and you can barely tolerate anymore.Â
   âJoel,â you whine, feeling like you have nothing else to give.Â
   âSâokay, angel. One more, give me one more,â he coaxes as he melts his mouth down to your over sensitive core.Â
   You have no room to speak, nowhere to go as he melds his tongue against your folds, dipping inside you, stroking languid licks against your aching clit thatâs pulsing and so sensitive. He takes you past the edge, past all your boundaries as you dig your fingers into his mop of messy curls.Â
   âJoel, itâs too much. I canât cum again. I canâtâŠâ you whine as he pops his mouth off your puffy clit.Â
   âYou can, angel. One more. Give me one more,â he purrs as you nod your head and hold in a whine. He takes his tongue and licks a thick strip all the way up your core, collecting slick against his tongue while he works up another building orgasm that you didnât know you had left in you.Â
   His fingers curl into you, reaching your spongy walls as his tongue pulls your drenched clit into his warm mouth. He sucks and drools over you, mixing his own saliva into your slick clit as he sucks and slurps on your aching core.Â
   âJoel, I think Iâm about toâŠâ
   âThatâs it, angel. One more time, let me hear those pretty moans. Say my name. Say it,â he slurs as he pushes his nose into the curls above your mound and licks feverishly against your puffy clit.Â
   âAhhh, Joellll,â you moan as you feel your slick wash through you, coating his tongue as he generously laps you up, panting between licks as he holds your hips down to lavish in your white hot release.Â
   Your breath comes in waves, leaning your head back into the cushion of the leather couch as you watch him languidly clean all the slick from your sore, over sensitive pussy.Â
   When heâs finished cleaning you off, he wipes his mouth with the back of his hand and smirks up at you with that devilish, handsome grin you burn into the back of your buzzing brain. He pulls the skirt of your dress down and pushes himself up, collapsing into the spot next to you on the plushy couch.Â
   You both sigh, breathing heavily as he looks over at you and smiles, his blown out eyes relaxing into honey glazed eyes that burn holes through your vision. Heâs so pretty when he smiles, eyes alight and his messy curls falling into his sweaty forehead. He looks fucking wrecked, but he looks so good like that. You wonder what heâd look like with you between his large legsâŠ
   âHow was that, hmm? Did I exceed your expectations?â he smirks as he lets his head fall back into the couch, glowing eyes staring right through you.Â
   You smile, taking a deep breath as you let your aching muscles relax. âThat was the best three orgasms of my life. Youâre pretty⊠amazing,â you beam as you see the hint of a sparkle in those thick pools of honey.Â
   âGlad I could make ya feel good, angel. You deserve it, and Iâm so happy that I could be of some assistance,â he chuckles as his calloused fingers slowly trail up and down your thigh, a gentle rhythm that puts you at ease.Â
   Suddenly, you feel like you should move, get up from this couch full of comfort. You want to make him feel good. You should, after he coaxed three insane orgasms out of you, you feel as if you owe him. And you want to, need to give him the same. So you will. Right now.Â
   You slowly slide from the couch, ending on your knees as you crawl between his legs, laying your hands flat on his jeans while your fingertips dig into the meat of his thighs. You want to taste him just like he tasted you.Â
   âWhat are you doinâ down there, angel, hmm?â he asks curiously with one eyebrow raised high on his forehead.Â
   You brush your fingertips higher, hands now resting on his leather belt. âWhat does it look like Iâm doing?â You smirk up at him and watch his eyes darken with desire.Â
   He runs his tongue smoothly over his bottom teeth and gives you a crooked half grin that makes you weak in the knees. âThought you didnât like goinâ down on guys, sweetheart. Change your mind?â His jaw ticks, and he looks at you as if heâs teasing you in the best possible way.Â
   You smile sweetly up at him and say, âWell, youâre not just any guy,â you laugh as you roll your eyes. âYouâre not them, you gave me pleasure first, indescribable bliss. So let me repay the favor. I want to do this. You didnât ask, I just want to give you exactly what you gave me.â
   He leans forward, narrowing his dark eyes as he smirks devilishly your way, licking his lower lip as he gazes hungrily into your eyes. âThink you can handle it?â
   Your breath hitches, watching the way heâs teasing you, dark eyes alight with mischief written in those flecks of black charcoal. If he thinks thatâs turning you on again then heâs absolutely right. Youâre already so wet again, slick pooling in between your sticky thighs.Â
   You lean forward and undo his leather belt as you toss it to the floor in a heap, smirking smugly up at him. âOh, I can handle it.â
   He cocks a thick eyebrow up and relaxes into the slick couch, spreading his legs as he nods down to his jeans. âAlright then, sweetheart. Letâs see what you can do with that pretty mouth of yours.â
   You giggle silently and smile up at him, leisurely unzipping his zipper and tugging down his denim jeans, along with his black boxers. When his erect cock springs free, you gawk over how absolutely massive he is. His long, thick cock is leaking precum, the swollen red tip of him begging to be touched. Heâs so fucking big that you can barely form a coherent sentence, heâs absolutely sensational.Â
   âWhatâs the matter, angel?â he teases as he cocks his head to the side, a sarcastic smile tugging at his plush lips. âThink you can still handle it?â
   You watch him carefully, narrowing your eyes as you smirk up at him. Heâs challenging you, coaxing you to take a hold of him. He doesn't know yet that you canât pass up a challenge, especially when it comes to him. You may be timid most of the time, but this time you need to show him that you can handle him.Â
   You lean forward, inching your hand over his muscular thigh until youâre ghosting over his weeping cock. âOh, I can handle it. Watch me,â you smirk.Â
   He lifts his brows like heâs trying to figure you out, like he wants to crawl inside your scrambled mind until he finds exactly what he wants to know. But somehow he knows you can handle it, so he leans back into the leather and nods his head. âGo on, then. Handle it,â he challenges.Â
   You lick your glossy lips seductively as you reach your hand around the girth of his thick cock, slowly spreading the building precum up and down his shaft as you indulge in the wet sounds your hands are making working up and down him. He groans, shifting his hips forward as he relaxes his back against the leather of the couch.
   Keeping your eyes on him, you lean down and slowly lick up the thick vein on the underside of his cock, languidly taking your time and ending at the tip as you swirl your tongue in slow circles over his swollen red head.
   âChrist,â he groans, his dark pits turning carnal as he watches you take him in your mouth, hollowing your cheeks out as you start to bob your head up and down slowly, one hand at the base working the bottom of his shaft while your spit mixes with his precum.Â
   You feel him squirm underneath you, his cock spasming in your mouth as you take him deeper, feeling your drool coat his slick cock as you suck him and tease him with your tongue, your hand, the back of your throat. He tastes so good, the salty bitterness sliding down your throat as you drink him down like heâs a fresh glass of sweet lemonade on a hot summer day in Austin.
   You take a breather, pulling off of him as you wrap your hand around his large length and start spreading your drool over him, making him messy as you smile sweetly up at him.
   He looks at you with cloudy eyes, looking absolutely fucked out as he takes you in. Messy lips, lip gloss smeared over his slick cock, a bead of drool connecting from his weeping tip to your lower lip, cheeks flushed pink as you look up at him with glossy eyes. He thinks youâre fucking perfect, a vision only the gods should see. And he feels as if heâs won the lottery because youâre a goddamn treasure.Â
   âFuck, sweetheart. Didnât know you were so good with that pretty mouth of yours. Not too shy now, are ya?â he chuckles as he traces your bottom lip, catching the strand of drool that connects you to him like an intricate spider web spun around his swollen cock.Â
   âGuess not,â you say as you shake your head. The way heâs looking at you seems intimate, even through his big, blown out eyes, itâs like heâs fawning over you, the position youâre in, between his knees, hand wrapped around his shaft, drool pooling in your mouth. Itâs too much, too affectionate, youâre suddenly a blushing mess.Â
   âWell, go on, angel. Keep goinâ. Beinâ such a good girl with that pretty mouth, donât stop on my account,â he chuckles, sliding his tongue menacingly over his bottom teeth as he winks at you.Â
   You feel crimson fill your cheeks as you get back to work. You take him back in your mouth, slowly sliding down, down, down until youâre nearly choking on him. You make a muffled, gagging sound around him, and he tenses under you, groaning your name as he takes a hand and wraps it around your hair, holding it out of the way as you devour him.Â
   âAttagirl, thatâs it,â he hisses through his teeth when you go back down on him, your tongue twirling around his tip after you slide up and down the shaft of him, ending at his balls while you suck and wet them with your drool and spit.Â
   âGoddamn,â he moans, cupping the back of your neck while your hair is wrapped firmly around his hand. When you come back up to the red, angry tip, he rasps out. âThink you can take me deeper, sweetheart?â
   Your heart speeds up, pulling itself into your throat as you swallow back any hesitation. Heâs so big, itâll be hard, but youâll try. As long as he can guide you, you think you can do it.Â
   You slowly nod your head up and down, taking a nice, deep breath while you still have the chance. âMhm, yeah. I can try,â you pant out as he smiles warmly down at you.Â
   âAlright, angel. Gonna guide you, okay? Jusâ wrap your hand around my wrist if it gets too much. Donât wanna take you past your limits,â he chuckles, placing his large hand back where it was, keeping your hair wrapped around his calloused fingers.Â
   You open your mouth wide, taking him back in your mouth while he slowly guides you down against him. You hollow your cheeks, opening your throat as he takes you down down down until your nose is grazing against the coarse, dark hair at the base of him. When you come back up again, breathing fresh air through your nose, he asks if youâre okay. When you nod your head yes, he smirks and takes you back down.Â
   He speeds up his movements, guiding you back and forth down on his messy cock as he starts to fuck up into your mouth. The pacing is swift, erratic, desperate as he drives your mouth down on him over and over again. Youâre so fucking full of him that obscene, squelching noises are coming out of your throat while you mouth fuck him again and again and again. Youâre drowning in your own saliva, the drool pooling out of your throat and onto his large length while you gag and choke on his massive cock.Â
   You canât hear the thumping music out on the dance floor anymore, can only hear his stifled moans and the throat fucking noises reverberate across the dimly lit private room. Your eyes water, mascara running down your eyes while his hand tightens and pulls firmly on your hair, your own moans filling the space while you slip one hand under your dress while the other grips the end of his shirt.Â
   You circle your aching clit, feeling pleasure run through your body while he ruts his hips into your mouth and chokes on another heated moan. âLook at you, angel. Already soakinâ again, yeah? Chokinâ on this fat cock made you wet again, hmm?â he teases as he lifts your mouth up and watches the drool pool from your tired mouth.Â
   âMhm, it did,â you nod as the breath leaves your body, his salty taste still lingering in the back of your throat while your hand goes back to slowly working him up and down.Â
   You moan out in pleasure, feeling the precipice of your orgasm about to wash over you as he watches with wrecked black eyes. âGonna cum again, angel?â
   âYe- yeah,â you pant as you feel the white hot sensation start to take over, feeling your muscles collapse beneath your knees as he places a sturdy hand on your shoulder to keep you from falling over. âJoelllll,â you scream as he works you through your orgasm.
   âOh, fuck yeah, sweetheart. Such a good girl spillinâ for me again. There ya go, what an angel,â he purrs as you fight to keep your eyes open, feeling the aftershocks of a fourth orgasm in just under an hour. Youâve never cum this many times, but also youâve never met a man like Joel. A pure menace that keeps you on your toes.Â
   He keeps you upright while you lean into his meaty thighs, one hand languidly stroking him up and down while the slick and drool collects in your palm. âJoel,â you whine with a pathetic cry that whimpers from your throat.Â
   âWhat do ya need, sweetheart? Tell me what you want,â he coaxes, his thick fingers massaging the back of your shoulders gently.Â
   âWant to⊠want to finish you off. Wanna make you cum,â you groan out.Â
   He looks down at you, gentle brown eyes gazing through you as a light chuckle comes from his lips. âYou seem pretty tired, darlinâ. You sure you canâŠâ
   âYes,â you snap, eyes heating into his like a swirling fire. âLet me finish you off. Gag me, Joel. Fuck my mouth, please,â you beg.
   He chuckles out, eyes blowing back out as he smirks your way. âSuch a dirty girl, ainât ya? Alright, sweetheart. Since you asked so nicely, Iâll jusâ give ya what you want.â
   He grabs a fistful of your hair, holding you in place as he brings his weeping cock up to your mouth and thrusts in, hitting the back of your throat while you gag and swallow him whole, his massive cock hitting the back of your throat repeatedly. You sit there and take it, on your knees while your hands dig into the meat of his thighs.Â
   His thrusts speed up, snapping his hips into the air as he grunts and swallows your name on elated moans. âThatâs a good fuckinâ girl, yeah. Takinâ me so well, sweetheart. Goddamn,â he grunts as he thrusts harder into the back of your throat.Â
   Heâs so close, you can feel it by the winded breaths and breathy moans, his body coming to life every time he ruts up into you. Itâs like heâs everywhere all at once, his salty cum sliding down your hot throat as you feel him about to burst.Â
   âFuck, Iâm not gonna last any longer, angel. Iâm gonna⊠gonna cum,â he huffs as he tightens his fist through your messy curls. You inhale his musk, the smell of sweat and sex consuming you while he mouth fucks you nice and hard.Â
   Just when you feel like youâre about to run out of breath, he thrusts deep inside your throat, your nose gliding against the base of his coarse hairs when you feel his cock spasm around the back of your throat. Before you know it, hot ropes of white cum are filling you, shooting down your closed up throat as you drink his salty release down.Â
   âChrist,â he groans as he releases the last of his cum, filling you nice and full with the white spurts of him.Â
   He releases his grip in your hair, pushing you back as he slowly slides out of your drool encased throat. When you finally take a breather, you cough a few times, choking on nothing until youâre panting out in raspy breaths.Â
   You see him tuck himself back into his boxers, sliding his jeans up his hips as he zips himself back up and reaches down, cupping your chin as he takes a good look at the absolute wreck he made you.Â
   âLook at you,â he laughs, gazing into your tear soaked eyes while his thumb gently grazes against your drool covered mouth, lip gloss covering half your chin. âReally did a number on ya, huh?â he teases.Â
   âLooks like it,â you smile.Â
   He smiles back, and itâs so warm that you have to stop and take a long, deep breath. Heâs positively radiating right now, and it makes something tug hard inside your core. âLetâs get you cleaned up, yeah?â he asks.Â
   He unbuttons the red collared button-up quickly, throwing his pristine white t-shirt over his head. And you canât help but gawk at his tanned, glowing skin and the ripped muscles he has against his broad chest. Heâs fucking gorgeous, he almost doesnât even look real.Â
   âCâmere,â he chuckles as he takes the soft t-shirt and cleans you off, running the cotton material against your messy mouth, your rainy eyes, your clumpy mascara, your sweat covered forehead. Heâs so gentle with his large hands, almost delicate as he traces every inch of your face until youâre all cleaned up. You canât help but stare at him the entire time he takes care of you. Youâve never had this, never known this.Â
   Why was he doing this for you? Surely heâd just leave you to clean up after yourself, but he doesnât. He does it for you.Â
   âThere ya go, all better,â he smiles gently, his caramel eyes a lighter brown as he stares back at you, something warm and admirable in his flecked starry eyes. Itâs nothing like youâve seen before. Itâs new, uncharted territory. âFeel better?â
   âYeah,â you say in a daze, still on your sore knees while you stare up at him, eyelashes batting slowly.Â
   âGood, thatâs good,â he nods slowly, thumb still trailing along your jawline smoothly. Itâs like youâre in a fog, your mind racing at whatever this is. Heâs a menace, but heâs also so, so⊠caring. You almost canât say the word.Â
   He throws on his silky shirt again, butting the small buttons as he covers his tanned, hairy chest. You almost mourn the loss of his sweaty, glistening chest.Â
   âWhat are you still doinâ on the floor?â he laughs as he scoots over to the edge of the couch, leaving the left side open for you.Â
   âOh, I donât know. Guess I got stuck,â you giggle as you shake your head, but honestly youâre just so tired, and you canât stop looking at his mess of curls and honey colored eyes that you want to slip into.Â
   âWell, câmon now. Letâs get you up. Câmere.â He lifts you up off the hard floor, turning you around to where youâre facing the opposite way. He leans back into the armrest of the chair, parting his legs as he scoops you up into his lap and pulls his arms around your waist while one hand gently slides up and down your bare right arm, his fingertips trailing against smooth skin.Â
   Your body is so confused, muscles tensing with every stroke of his thumb. You shouldnât stiffen up, shouldnât shy away from him because he feels so warm, but yet your body doesnât even know whatâs happening. Why is he being so soft, so gentle? Your mind must be playing tricks on you. This isnât normal. At least not normal for youâŠ
   Joel immediately notices your tight, strained muscles and carefully grips your shoulder. âHey, why are you so tense? Hmm?â he asks with knit together brows, looking down at you with concern lathered all in those syrupy eyes.Â
   You shrug, giving him your best perplexed look at you flutter your long lashes up at him. âI donât know, guess Iâm just known to be a little tense,â you whisper out, your eyes still staring up into those pools of warmth.Â
   He smiles at you, chuckling out as he rubs the back of your neck, his thick fingers feeling like magic as they gradually dance over your smooth skin. âRelax,â he coaxes as he slides you up further on his lap, resting one arm lazily over your hip and the other drawing gentle circles in the crease of your arm.Â
   Relax. The word slips through you, pulling every tense muscle out of its binds, releasing you slowly from any worries or anxiety in your buzzing mind. Youâre here with Joel, you can relax. You donât have to always go into fight or flight mode after being physical. This is a safe space. He is a safe space.Â
   You nuzzle into the middle of his chest, resting your hand on the warm button-up as your hand brushes right over his beating heart. You can feel it beat a million miles an hour, the galloping hooves pumping in his veins. You also feel your own heart, steady and pacing wildly, and they start to mix together slowly.Â
   Thump, thump, thump. Itâs like your beats almost match his. A swift race of only two bodies colliding into the other, both running toward the other until you mesh into one. Two falling stars predestined to fall together. Binary stars.
   You nestle your cheek into the cotton of his button-up, your hand slipping under his shirt as you feel hot, sticky skin and the flex of strong muscles. He flexes his arm across your back and languidly strokes up and down your spine, calming you of any tension and putting your tired muscles at rest.Â
   He smells so good, woodsy pine scents sticking to his flannel, sweet whiskey collecting on his tongue, and maybe the hint of some kind of tobacco in his hair from the wild crowd outside this roomâs door. You get so lost in his scent that you just now realize heâs stroking the back of your head, fingers combing through your locks of hair as he caresses your lower back with his other hand.Â
   You close your eyes, breathing him deep as you relax into his soothing touch, feeling every brush of his calloused fingertips as he rubs the back of your head gently. Your eyes flash open when you realize just what this is. Aftercare.Â
   Aftercare? Joel was giving you⊠aftercare? But why? No one had ever given you that. Why would he want to give you that?Â
   He rips you out of your distant thoughts, his deep, gravelly voice blowing gently through your ear. âYou okay?â he asks as he trails his index finger up and down your wrist. You wish heâd never stop.Â
   âMhm,â you hum as you nuzzle into his arm, wrapping yourself around it as you hear him chuckle lightly above you while his head comes to rest on the top of your head.Â
   âYou thirsty?â
   âYeah, actually,â you murmur against the cotton material rubbing softly against your cheek.Â
   âAlright, let me jusâ go grab some water for you, sweetheart.â He shifts his weight carefully, sliding out from underneath you as he positions you against the soft cushion of the couch. âYou gonna be alright if Iâm gone for a few minutes?â
   You flick your eyes up to his and nod sleepily. âMhm.â
   âOkay, angel. Be right back.âÂ
   Before he goes, he softly caresses your cheek with the back of his hand and then makes his way toward the door. He tugs it open, allowing the flow of carrying music to enter the room until he closes it gently, making the loud music suddenly go silent.Â
   You breathe out a sigh, relaxing into the black leather as you place your fingers against the seat of the cushion. You still smell him, that whiskey and woodsy scent you could get drunk off. It engulfs you, makes you drunk with need. And then you feel that low tug when you think of those smoldering dark eyes and that lazy, crooked smile that seems to send your heart into a full on race.Â
   Youâre getting attached to him. You shouldnât, you donât need another shattered heart. But maybe Joel would be different, he is different. So maybe you need to let your concrete walls down again. Maybe for him you wouldâŠ
   You close your eyes, concentrate on soothing the growing ache in between your legs, breathing in his cologne thatâs left lathered in the leather on the couch. Itâs soothing, almost like a bedtime melody that can hum you to sleep. Youâre so close to fading off, drifting into a calm sleep until you hear the rustling noise of a door being opened and the sound of party goers float through the dimly lit room.Â
   Once you push yourself to a sitting position, Joel joins you next to you on the couch, skimming his denim jeans against your bare leg. âSorry I took so long. Thought you might be hungry, too.â
   Before you can ask what he means, he brings a basket of golden chicken fingers around his side and hands it to you, while his big brown gaze smiles back at you. Your mouth drops open, and you gawk at him. Chicken? He remembered what you said.
   Blinking once, twice, three times in shock, you finally reach out and grab the red basket while your fingertips brush against his. âChicken fingers? I didnât think you had any food here? I thought you saidâŠâ
   He laughs and places his hand on your thigh softly. âWell, if I remember correctly, some random girl just waltzed in here last weekend and started complaining âbout there not beinâ any food. Specifically chicken.âÂ
   He raises his brows and smirks your way, continuing his conversation. âShe got me thinkinâ maybe I could use a private menu, somethinâ not open to the public jusâ yet. Maybe she wants to try it out first, hmm?â
   You narrow your eyes playfully, grabbing a piece of a fried chicken finger and breaking off half. âYeah? Maybe she does want to try,â you say flirtatiously. When you take a bite of the delicious goodness, you canât help but groan at the taste of it. âHoly shit, this is really good,â you reply with a little bounce in your seat.Â
   He chuckles and smiles, grabbing the other half from your hand and bites into it. âYeah? That good?â he laughs as he folds himself back into the cushion of the couch.Â
   âYeah,â you reply with a smile wide on your face.Â
   He changed the signs for you, made chicken for you, made you feel pleasure like youâve never known before in your life, gave you aftercare. Joel was⊠something out of a dream. So charming, handsome, dominant but yet so soft. You really needed to be careful with this one.Â
   The red embers in the fire crackle in the corner while you and Joel talk about books, hobbies, music, your likes and dislikes. And itâs so easy as you fall back into laughter with him, flirting and smiling to each other while the both of you sip on iced waters and finish off the crispy chicken.Â
   âWhyâd you do it?â you ask quietly, after the chicken is finished off and you sit with your legs sprawled across his lap, his calloused fingers running slowly up and down your smooth skin.
   âDo what?â he asks, cocking his head to the side as those pools of honey flood your mind.Â
   âThe pink signs, the chicken, and whatever else you changed that I didnât notice.â
   He looks at you a minute, his honey eyes glazing over yours while his greying scruff catches the dimly lit lighting of the glowing room. And it looks like heâs contemplating if he wants to say anything or not. He slightly shrugs and smiles over at you. âGuess it jusâ took a special girl to open my eyes.â
   âOh,â you gulp.Â
   Special girl? He thinks youâre special? Oh.Â
   His eyes never leave yours, those smoldering brown eyes you canât get enough of. And youâre afraid youâre already falling hard.Â
   You nod to his pocket that he stuffed your panties in and raise an eyebrow at him. âYou gonna give me those back, Mr. Club Owner?â you tease as he smirks over at you with a devilish glint to his dark eyes.Â
   âI donât think so, angel. Think I might jusâ keep âem. Besides, they look better off you,â he winks as your cheeks flush red.Â
   You shake your head and laugh. âYouâre a menace, Joel. You know that?â
   He throws his head back and chuckles loudly as his laugh carries around the large room. You love it, the sound of his deep, infectious laugh. Youâre in big trouble, and you know that now. But thereâs no going back now, itâs too late for that. Heâs already had a taste of you, and you want more.
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the snow ball
teacher!Steve Harrington x teacher!ReaderÂ
Word Count: 1.7k
Summary: My second fic for @littlexdeaths The Twelve Days of Promptmas takes us back to 1996. At the annual Snow Ball Dance, Girl Power is supreme and the English teacher is standing very close to Mr HâŠÂ
Content: The tension is high. 90âs nostalgia, teacher puns and passing notes. Redefinition of the word nemesis, now to be read as âthat one colleague you have a lethal crush onâ (the girls who get it, get it)
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December 1996
The opening bars of Wannabe are cut by the sound of thirty-odd teenage girls squealing with excitement as they crowd onto the dancefloor in threes and fours. The too-cool-to-dance girls bop and bounce their heads, the popular girls perform like they are at home in their bedroom mirrors or the Superbowl Half-Time Show. Geeky and quiet girls sparkle joyfully under the disco ball, any lack of confidence forgotten by utter glee. Girl Power reigns supreme over Meadow Hill Middle School as the world-ending pettiness and hormonal squabbles of thirteen and fourteen-year-olds are soothed and solved by the bouncy vocals and practiced choreography.Â
You watch the boys stand and stare from the sidelines, buoying each other up as they whisper about who they might ask to dance with later and playing down their nerves. You have seen first love and first heartbreak tonight, watching Andi Cooper sway with Brian W to Always Be My Baby as Danny D looked on with tears in his eyes. Poor kid.Â
âDâyou think theyâll riot if Just A Girl comes on next?â
Your head tilts back against the streamer-covered wall behind you and you canât help a little smirk at the thought of Female Revolution fuelled by Gwen Stefani and the Spice Girls.Â
âMm, imagine the headlines. Ballroom Blitz - Meadow Hill reduced to ruins by festive female rage.â
He laughs and places a cup of punch into your hand, keeping an appropriate distance between your bodies as you survey the Snow Ball in full swing.Â
âAnd thatâs why youâre the English teacher. Such a way with words.âÂ
âMm, nice use of sarcasm, Mr Harrington. Gold star.âÂ
The punch is not spiked, but your words sound a little barbed to the unfamiliar ear. All part of the fun.Â
Speaking of the punch, thereâs a hipflask in his jacket, full of some strong spirit that he will share with you once the kids have been picked up, while the DJ is packing away his kit.Â
âThanks, youâve taught me well...âÂ
You look up, meeting his cocoa-coloured eyes, caught staring. His tone is less barbed, more sincere, and when he says your name - your teacher name - you feel fizzy and warm all over.Â
Steve feels it too, a swirling spiralling drag low in his gut.Â
Itâs fleeting, too quick and far too much for where you are. Too heavy for a gym that smells like sweat masked by Tommy Girl & Victoria's Secret body spray, and looks like an explosion of blue and silver and glitter, festooned with polystyrene snowflakes.
Youâre the first to look away, breaking his stare to make sure that revolution is not in fact being stirred up by girls in sparkly dresses and frosted lipgloss.Â
Across the dancefloor, you watch Coach Farrell mouthing along the words as he keeps an eye on the aforementioned untainted punch. A perfect distraction from that moment of too much.
âLook at Farrell. Be subtle.â
Steve can just about hear your voice over the scream-singing and chances a glance at the veteran of Physical Education.
âMaybe heâs mellowing.â Thereâs the sarcasm again. He sips his punch and murmurs, âAsshole.âÂ
Your shoulders shake with laughter as Wannabe reaches its peak. You are more tickled by Steveâs candour than the spectacle of it all. So hereâs the story from A to Z⊠Neither of you is immune to its catchiness as you watch your students create core memories.
If you wanna be my loverâŠ
You catch each otherâs eye again as the proclamation of Girl Power bleeds out. Your face feels hot, the fluttering feeling returns.Â
Steve is the one to break it this time, sipping his punch to cool down what is threatening to boil over.Â
Itâs not just tonight, not simply because he looks hot in his navy blazer and slacks with his stupidly perfect hair. Not only because he helped you re-stick the streamers that had started to sag and fall before the night even began. Not because you caught him looking at the way navy velvet hugged your body, or because he told you looked âa million bucksâ.Â
This has been simmering for two years since he walked into the teacherâs lounge full of confidence and charm, sent searching for you by the administrator who promised the new History teacher that you would show him around. Two years of teaching next door to each other, pretending to be competitive about how your homeroom performed in the Readathon, using the playful rivalry to feature ânemesisâ as your word of the week with a picture of Mr H pinned to the board.Â
Two years of sharing gossip and frustrations about the district and asshole parents over teacherâs lounge coffee and ungraded papers. Coming in early and staying late to help each other decorate your classrooms for the holidays, just because. Two years of pretending you were not stoking the fire of a crush bigger than the sun, and brushing off teasing questions from students and teachers alike.Â
You were just friends, but it stung when you overheard he had a date planned for the weekend. You were just friends, but when you saw his arm around a pretty blonde at a bar one Friday night, you headed home early and hoped he had not seen you. You were just friends but you understood again why teens and poets were so dramatic about matters of the heart.Â
You tried to close yourself off, became spiky and quiet to protect yourself from inevitable heartbreak. But Steve was persistent. When you stood him up for coffee for the third time, he delivered it to your desk with a homemade maple pecan muffin with âDrink Meâ and âEat Meâ tags as a nod to your seventh graders' reading assignment for the term.Â
You let your friends set you up on dates with colleagues and cousins and made yourself unavailable. You found it harder and harder to pretend not to want to spend your shared-free periods shooting the shit with him. To see him looking a little bit lost without his work bestie for company, even when he fit in just fine with the other teachers.
So you gave in.Â
You had seen first-hand how crushes ruin friendships; you saw it every day in your classroom and the hallways. You were too old for that and felt like a fraud standing at the top of your classroom teaching kids how to identify themes and literary devices and formulate an objective summary of a text while you were stuck on how Steve's hair looked today and the way he smiled at you in the parking lot.
You could get over yourself, choke down your feelings and mask the bitterness with his baked treats and teacherâs lounge coffee.
The olive branch came in the form of a mug festooned with the face of Abraham Lincoln and the words âThatâs so four score and seven years agoâ. There was also a whole box of peanut butter chocolate chip cookies to sweeten the deal.Â
His smile was brighter than the sun and his laugh echoed around the empty classroom. Friends again.
Things went back to normal but your crush could not be overcome. It only got worse as Steve became more charming, opened more doors for you and opened up a little more when you graded papers together. You found it easy to open up to him too. The simmering of something more than friends was threatening to bubble up and boil over.
This afternoon, you found a gift on your desk. Beneath blue and white snowflake patterned paper was a mug.Â
âThough she be but little she is fierce.âÂ
Inside the mug was a note in Steveâs handwriting.Â
Will you dance with me at the Snow Ball tonight? Yes / No.Â
The note feels like it is burning your skin, tucked beneath your bra strap. He has been playing it supremely cool all night - you would expect nothing less from Mr Harrington - but you have caught him staring all evening, fleeting glances that the kids are too excited and distracted to see.
Wannabe is followed by the Macarena. You both watch on as the boys standing around the edges of the gym are herded onto the floor by Mrs Willis, who has hogged the mic and insists that âeveryone knows this one!â
Shared laughter is smothered and hidden by cups of untainted punch, and itâs only a matter of time before both of you are pulled onto the dancefloor to join in.Â
Over the music and Mrs Willisâs encouragement, you hear him mutter âNot what I had in mind,â as you fall in step with the student body who are totally mortified that their teachers are dancing.
You both endure almost four minutes of in-sync choreography before the DJ pulls the plug and transitions into All I Want For Christmas and you are free to shuffle to the sidelines again, side by side against the streamers.
The myrrh and amber notes of Steveâs cologne tickle your nose as you stand close.Â
You have to do it now.Â
Before you can chicken out, you quickly slide the note from its hiding place and into the pocket of his blazer and pray that no one saw.Â
âI love the mug. Thank you.â
His eyes light up with more than the reflections of the silver streamers and his fingers wrap around the body-warm slip of paper.Â
âYeah? Youâre welcome, I thought it suited you. And, yâknow. Shakespeare.â
Steveâs back to playing cool, but beneath the surface the bubbles fizz and rise and the butterflies flap their wings. You can see it, feel it too.Â
âAnd,â he continues, âIâve seen you in action at those district meetings so âfierceâ felt appropriate. And Iâm taller than you soâŠâÂ
His lips curve into a smile as you roll your eyes.Â
âYeah yeah, big guy. I can still change my answer on that noteâŠâÂ
Mirth and mischief are replaced by relief, pure joy and a little hint of a scowl.Â
âIâll play nice. Promise.â
Thereâs an unspoken, âWill you?â
âIâll play nice too. Just donât step on my tiny girl-feet.â
Another look that is both too much and just right is held between you for just a few moments.Â
âFind me later, Mr. Harrington.âÂ
Steve watches you swish away, swathed in deep blue velvet and your dancing shoes.Â
Later on, when the hall is clear of students and chaperones, when the hipflask has been opened and shared, he will spin you under his arm and watch you glitter beneath the disco ball.
If you made it to the end, thank you for reading - I hope you enjoyed!! Comments, reblogs and likes are loved, adored and stored in my heart!
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đđ Sweet, Silly Coquette Moments w/ William Afton - đđđ, đđđ đđđđđđđđ đđđđđ đđđđđđđ, đđđđđ đŸđđđđđđâđ đđđ đđ đđđđđđ
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(aka: Him = your goth rabbit test subject husband)
đ Lipstick Tester Chroniclesâą
You own like⊠56 lipsticks. Every shade of pink, cherry red, coral, and even sparkly lavender.
William has now become your official lipstick test dummy.
âStay still, darling. Iâm testing the kiss-resistance of this one.â
You kiss his cheek, lean back dramatically⊠âHmph. Not good enough. Youâre stained. Again!â
Now his neck and jaw are permanently bruised with kiss marks in various shades. He acts annoyed.
âYouâre using me like parchment paper.â
But does he move away? No.
Does he wear a scarf to hide the marks? Also no.
He lowkey likes it. It's your signature on him.
So naturally, you grab William by the collar while he's heading into a meeting with Henry.
You: "Hold still, loveâneed to make sure this one doesnât smudge when I kiss you stupid." đđ
You plant a glittery red kiss on his cheek. He stares at you, deadpan. Then walks into the office anyway.
Henry: â...Will.â William: âDonât say it.â Henry: âIs that a lip mark on your forehead?â William: â...Iâm being hunted.â
đž You Glitterbomb Him Before Important Meetings
âWilly,â you whisper, eyes gleaming, âI think your cheekbones need more sparkle.â
Before he can escape, you swipe glitter highlighter all over his face.
When he goes to meetings with Henry or anyone else, heâs just:
Stone-cold serial killer face... with pink shimmer on his nose and cupid's bow.
The animatronics can sense the glitter. Even Freddy blinks twice.
He pretends not to care, but the moment he gets back to you, he leans down and mutters: âYou... absolute menace. I looked like a disco ball.â You kiss his nose. âThe cutest disco ball.â
đš Full Coquette Makeover Ambushes
Sometimes you just tackle him onto the fainting couch with makeup brushes in hand.
âYour undereyes are criminal, sweetheart. Sit down. Let mama fix that.â
You give him blush, fake lashes, glitter eyelinerâand sometimes tie a bow around his ponytail.
He looks like a villain in drag and mutters under his breath the whole time.
âIf the kids see this, I will never recover.â
âOh hush, you look divine. A little Victorian boy who tells lies.â
đ Embarrassing Him in Front of His Kids and Animatronicsâą
You love calling him pet names like âHoneybun,â âStarlight,â or âMy Sparkly Bun-Bunâ in front of the Afton kids or animatronics.
Elizabeth is like: â...Dad. Did she just call you Bun-Bun?â
William: âNo. Youâre hallucinating.â
Sometimes you leave glittery kiss marks on his cheek on purpose before he enters the dining area.
Freddy: âMr. Afton, you are⊠sparkly today.â
He turns to you with a flat expression and mutters: âTheyâre planning a coup. I can see it in their eyes.â
đ° His animatronics are suspicious
Freddy: âSir, you are displaying romantic residue. Shall I initiate cleanup protocol?â
Bonnie: âHeyyy Mr. A, you got some sugar on your collarâwink winkââ
Chica: âAww, is it your anniversary???â
William: âI am surrounded by traitors.â
If you ever sneak up behind him while heâs in front of employees and tug his coat, whispering:
âBun-Bun, you forgot your kiss~â
Heâll literally freeze like a haunted Victorian ghost, then growl under his breath:
"You're lucky I love you, you glitter-cursed minx."
And you? Smug, swinging your fox tail, bells jingling with mischief.
đ You leave pink notes in his files
When his employees go through the safe room logs, there's a note between pages:
âReminder: Tell William heâs a sparkly little bun-bun and I love him. Also, he looks kissable when heâs mad. xoxo ~Celeste/[Your Name] âĄâ
He reads it mid-meeting and just closes the file slowly while his cheeks are burning. Henryâs watching him with suspicious side-eye. âYou good?â âNo.â
đ§” You Custom-Make Him Embroidered Coquette Clothing
You sew him delicate lace-trimmed gloves that match your aesthetic.
Theyâre black with little embroidered rabbits, roses, and stitched âW x _â initials.
He acts like itâs overly sentimental nonsense, but he wears them to work.
You once gave him a handmade pink satin bowtie with tiny skulls on it.
âFor formal murder occasions,â you told him.
He genuinely choked laughing.
đ âBunny, Hold Still While I Glue Rhinestones on Youâ
You treat him like your âšbedazzle Barbieâš.
âYour springlock suit is cute, but it could use... rhinestone teardrops. And a few pearls.â
âYouâre not turning me into a coquette show pony.â
âToo late.â
Sometimes you stick little gems under his eyes before a private show/performance night.
He acts grumpy, but backstage? He smirks. âYou missed a spot, sweetheart.â
You also insisted on âadding a little flairâ to his springlock suit. By the time you were done:
It had ruffled cuffs.
A glittery pocket square.
A little stitched label on the inside that read: âProperty of [Your Name] đ Touch and perish.â
đž You bedazzle his tools
You find his toolbox one day and decide it needs a little pizzazz. Now everything is covered in pastel rhinestones, pink lace, and heart stickers.
The screwdriver is now âMr. Pointy Love.â
The wrench? Covered in butterfly decals.
His springlock maintenance gloves? đ âKiss the technicianâ embroidered on the back.
He doesnât realize until Henry calls from backstage:
Henry: âWill. Why is your crowbar sparkling.â William: "...Ask my beloved demon."
đ§ Mid-performance interruptions
Youâre in your Celeste suit, doing your little puppet show for the kids, being all sugar-sweet and cuteâ Then William walks by.
You completely break character, lean toward the mic, and go:
âThereâs my darling sparkle daddy~ Donât forget date night tonight! If youâre late, Iâm smothering you in glitter hugs and kissing you in front of Henry again!â
Cue every employee pausing. William doesnât even stop walking. Just raises a hand and mutters, "I married chaos."
â You Two in Full Vintage Aesthetic Being Weirdly Romantic
You bake pastries in a frilly vintage apron while he reads on the couch, looking like a noir villain.
Then you plop into his lap, covered in flour, and kiss his temple.
He pretends to scowl but hums contentedly under his breath.
Later, you hand-feed him strawberries from porcelain plates while still wearing a heart-shaped apron.
âYour sugarâs showing,â he mumbles as you peck his lips.
âSoâs yours,â you reply, smearing a little pink frosting on his nose.
đ Bonus Scenario: Caught Daydreaming
One day you catch him sketching a version of himself and you in full fursona suits, wearing matching bows and kissing under a heart-shaped arch.
You sneak up behind him.
âWILLIAM AFTON. Are you drawing romantic animatronic fanfiction of us?â
He slams the notebook shut, face flushed like a rose macaron. âNO. ITâS FOR SCIENCE.â
You hold him from behind, giggling. âMy little blushing bunnyâŠâ
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Disco Party



The mansion is turned into a disco party!
professor logan howlett x professor fem!reader - married couple, cute, fluff, banter, no y/n used, no reader description, your an english professor, logan is a history professor
read on ao3 or find more parts for the series: here
divider credit: @enchanthings
âA disco party?â Logan repeated, his tone caught somewhere between disbelief and outright disdain. His scowl deepened as he leaned back on the bed, watching you fuss over two sequined jumpsuits in front of the mirror. âYouâre jokinâ, right? Who the hell thought this was a good idea?â
You grinned, holding the jumpsuits up against your body and tilting your head as you examined your reflection. âIt was Ororoâs idea, obviously. And for the record, I think itâs genius. Itâs fun, itâs retro, and câmon⊠you lived through the disco era! You should be excited about this.â
Logan let out a low groan, dragging a hand down his face. âSweetheart, trust meâlivinâ through it once was enough. The disco era wasnât all glitter and bell bottoms, you know. It was chaos.â
You turned to face him, ignoring his grumbling. âOkay, Mr. Grumpypants, focus. Which jumpsuitâgold or silver?â
His gaze flicked over you, and even though he tried to maintain his gruff expression, the way his eyes lingered on you betrayed him. He pointed to the gold one with a faint smirk. âThe gold makes your ass look good. And itâs more accurate to the time period if you care about that sorta thing.â
You rolled your eyes, but your lips twitched into a smile. âYou really know how to sweet-talk a girl.â
Logan shrugged, leaning back on his elbows. âJust statinâ facts.â
âAnd what about you?â you asked, holding the gold jumpsuit up to your body for one last look. âWhat are you wearing to this fabulous disco extravaganza?â
âHell no,â he muttered, shaking his head. âIâm not dressinâ up.â
You narrowed your eyes at him, setting the jumpsuit down and crossing your arms. âOh, yes you are.â
âDarlinâ, thereâs not a chance in hell youâre gettinâ me into one of those ridiculous getups.â
âOh, really?â you challenged, raising an eyebrow. âLogan, youâve survived wars, mutant battles, and teaching hormonal teenagers. And youâre telling me youâre scared of a little polyester and sequins?â
His jaw tightened, and you could see him waver. He hated being called out, and you knew exactly how to push his buttons.
âYou donât even have to try that hard,â you added, softening your tone and stepping closer to him. âJust wear a pair of flared pants, an open shirt, and maybe a chain or two. Youâll look amazing. Trust me.â
Logan sighed, pinching the bridge of his nose like he was already regretting this. âFine,â he grumbled. âBut if anyone takes a picture of me, Iâm leavinâ early.â
Later that evening, the mansion was transformed into a glittering time machine. The large ballroom was strung with colorful lights, a disco ball casting shimmering patterns across the walls and floor. Abba blasted from the speakers, and nearly everyone was dressed to the nines in retro-themed outfitsâbell bottoms, platform shoes, bright colors, and sparkly jumpsuits.
You walked into the room with Logan by your side, beaming as you took in the scene. Logan, however, looked less than thrilled in his flared black pants, white shirt left unbuttoned halfway down, and a gold chain you had somehow convinced him to wear.
âYou look amazing,â you said, threading your arm through his.
âFeel like an idiot,â he muttered, though the faint blush creeping up his neck betrayed him.
âYouâre my idiot,â you teased, leaning up to kiss his cheek before dragging him further into the room.
The energy in the ballroom was infectious. Everyone was dancing, laughing, and singing along to the music. You couldnât stop smiling as you twirled in your gold jumpsuit, the sequins catching the light.
When âGimme! Gimme! Gimme!â started blasting through the speakers, you turned to Logan with a mischievous grin.
âOh, no,â Logan said immediately, holding up his hands. âDonât even think about it.â
âCome on, Logan!â you said, grabbing his arm. âItâs Abba! You canât not dance to Abba!â
âWatch me,â he deadpanned.
But you werenât having it. With a firm tug, you pulled him onto the dance floor, laughing as he let out a resigned groan.
âAlright, fine,â he muttered, standing awkwardly in the middle of the dance floor while you began to move to the music.
âLoosen up!â you said, grinning as you spun around him. âJust follow my lead!â
He grumbled something under his breath, but the sight of youâbright-eyed, laughing, and completely carefreeâwas impossible to resist. Slowly, he started to sway, his movements stiff at first but gradually more natural as you took his hands and guided him.
âThatâs it!â you encouraged, laughing as you sang along to the lyrics. âGimme, gimme, gimme a man after midnightâŠâ
Logan rolled his eyes but couldnât stop the small smile tugging at his lips as he watched you dance, your joy lighting up the entire room. âYouâre somethinâ else, sweetheart,â he said, his voice low and warm.
âAnd donât you forget it,â you teased, spinning around and pulling him closer.
To your surprise, Logan started to move with you, his hands resting on your hips as he let the music take over. His movements were a little clumsy, but there was something endearing about seeing him let his guard down.
âSee?â you said, beaming up at him. âYouâre a natural!â
âDonât push it,â he muttered, though the smirk on his face betrayed his amusement.
As the song reached its chorus, you leaned up and kissed his cheek, your lips brushing against his stubble. âYouâre officially my favorite dance partner.â
âYeah?â he said, his hazel eyes softening as he looked down at you. âWell, youâre the only reason Iâm even out here.â
For the rest of the song, you stayed close, swaying together as the disco ball spun above you. And though Logan would never admit it, he didnât mind the ridiculous outfit or the cheesy musicânot when it meant moments like this, where everything else melted away and it was just the two of you.
As the song ended, Logan leaned down, brushing his lips against your ear. âNext time, weâre pickinâ a decade without sequins.â
You laughed, resting your head against his chest. âDeal. But you have to admit, you had fun.â
He chuckled, pressing a kiss to the top of your head. âYeah, maybe a little.â
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⥠âThe Prom She Deservedâ ⥠(A Leorio x Jolie fanfic)

â Fluff, Romance, Hurt/Comfort, Wholesome, Comedy,
â Hunter x Hunter Fanfic, Leorio x Oc, Leorio x Self insert
â 4.1k Words
Rain streaked gently down the windows of their cozy little apartment, matching the soft background hum of the TV. Jolie and Leorio were curled up on the couch under a fluffy blanket. The TV screen flickered with pastel lights and dramatic violin music as a teen movie prom scene unfoldedâslow dancing, glitter falling from the ceiling, people crying because someone confessed their love near a balloon arch. The works.
Jolie stared at it blankly, eating a handful of dry cereal straight from the box.
Leorio glanced down at her. âYouâve been quiet.â
Jolie blinked, then snorted. âIâm always quiet when people are experiencing things I didnât get to.â
Leorio paused. ââŠLike prom?â
She shrugged, playing it coolâbut her voice wobbled a little. âYeah. I didnât go. Never did the dances. Or field trips. Or theme days. I didnât even get to do spirit week because I was scared Iâd get shoved in a locker for wearing mismatched socks.â
She let out a half laugh and sat up, hugging the cereal box to her chest. âI got bullied a lot, Lele. Like, âdonât eat in the cafeteria unless you want mashed potatoes in your hairâ levels of bad. Nobody wanted me around. I stopped going to school events because every time I tried, I felt like I was crashing a party I wasnât invited to.â
Leorioâs heart sank. âJolieâŠâ
âI used to sneak into the auditorium after hours just to pretend I was part of something. Iâd hum the slow songs I never got to hear in real life. Once, I danced with a mop just to feel like I wasnât completely alone.â She sniffed, then immediately added with a smirk, âHis name was Gregory and he was a great dancer, thank you very much.â
Leorio gave a tight, loving smile, brushing her hair behind her ear. âYou deserved more than that, my little firecracker.â
She shrugged again. âItâs okay. Iâm okay now. I mean, Iâve got you, donât I?â She leaned into his shoulder. âEven if we never had a prom night, Iâve got couch snuggles and cereal dinners. Thatâs enough.â
But Leorioâs mind was already racing. Because it wasnât enough. Not for her.
ââââââââââââââââââââââââ-
Three Days LaterâŠ
The door burst open with a dramatic crash, and Jolie exploded inside like a glitter bomb with legs.
She had four snack bags in her arms, a fuzzy blanket knotted around her neck like a cape, and the crazed gleam of a woman on the edge.
âLELE, I HAVE ACQUIRED THE HOLY GRAILâJALAPEĂO PUFFS AND THE BARELY-LEGAL ENERGY DRINK THAT MAKES ME SEE SOUNDSââ
She skidded to a halt mid rant.
Her eyes widened.
The lights were dim, casting everything in a dreamy pink and purple haze. Fairy lights sparkled like stars lazily winking down from the ceiling. Glittery streamers swayed across the walls, and scattered across the floor were flower petals, confetti, and tiny disco ball keychains. In the very center of it all was a handmade banner in sparkly gold letters that read:
PROM NIGHT â CLASS OF JOLIE
And standing beneath itâstraightening his tie, looking somewhere between nervously smug and totally enchantedâwas Leorio.
He wore a dark navy suit with a rose-pink tie that almost matched the flush in his cheeks. In one hand, he held a corsage of her favorite wildflowers. Slung over his shoulder was a garment bag.
The snack bags fell to the floor.
So did her jaw.
âLeorioâŠâ Her voice wobbled. âIs that a murder weapon⊠or a prom dress?â
He smiled, a little sheepish but undeniably proud. âYou once said if you ever got to go to prom, youâd wear something pink, fluffy, and capable of blinding satellites.â
Her eyes went round. âYou remembered that?â
âI remember everything about you,â he said gently. âNow open it.â
Hands trembling, Jolie lunged forward like a raccoon faced with a golden trash can. She yanked down the zipper and let out a strangled squeal.
Inside was the most gloriously ridiculous dress she had ever seen. It was cotton candy pink, covered in star shaped glitter and ruffles that flounced just from looking at them. Tulle poofed dramatically like it had been threatened. It sparkled under the lights like it was forged in a fairyâs fever dream.
Her lips quivered. âYou menace. You chaotic, romantic maniac. You got me a fairy tale dress.â
He grinned. âI also got you glittery heels⊠and a backup pair of bunny slippers for when those inevitably betray you.â
She didnât say anything at first. She just stood there, staring at the dress, then at him.
Then her eyes filled with tears.
âYouâŠâ she whispered, voice cracking. âYou actually did all this for me.â
âI wanted you to have the prom you deserved,â Leorio said, stepping closer. âAnd I wanted to be your date. For real this time.â
With a broken laugh and a soft sob, Jolie launched herself into his arms, nearly knocking him over as she wrapped herself around him like an overdramatic boa constrictor.
âYouâre the best boyfriend ever,â she cried into his chest. âLike, ever ever. You remembered the thing I said a year ago while I was high on expired chocolate pudding. Who does that?!â
Leorio chuckled and rubbed her back, holding her tight. âA guy whoâs stupidly in love with his little firecracker.â
She sniffled and pulled back just enough to look up at him, eyes glassy but sparkling. âI look like a trash goblin right now, but I swear to god, Iâm gonna put that dress on and look like the glitter demon queen I was born to be.â
He wiped away one of her tears with a knuckle, then kissed her forehead. âGo get âem, Your Majesty.â
She gave him one last squeeze, grabbed the dress like it was a sacred relic, and bolted down the hallway yelling, âNOBODY FOLLOW ME! IâM GONNA DO A SLOW-MO WALKOUT AND YOUâRE ALL GONNA WEEP!â
Leorio watched her go, smiling so hard his face hurt.
ââââââââââââââââââââââââ
Ten Minutes LaterâŠ
The lights dimmed a little more. The music changed to something softly retro, dreamy and slow. And thenâ
From the hallway emerged Jolie.
Noâexploded.
She turned the corner like a final boss in a magical girl anime, arms extended dramatically, her fluffy pink prom dress swishing with every gloriously extra step. The tulle bounced like it had its own personality. Glitter caught in the fairy lights and shimmered in a soft halo around her. Her sparkly heels clicked across the floor, and atop her head sat a tiara, tilted slightly to the side like she knew she was trouble.
âBEHOLD,â she announced, twirling once like a storm in a candy store. âIT IS I, THE GLITTER QUEEN OF CHAOS HIGH.â
Leorio stood in the middle of the room, jaw slack.
He was holding the corsage again, though this time he nearly dropped it from sheer awe.
âMiss Jolie,â he said with an exaggerated, slightly wobbly gentlemanâs bow, âwould you do me the honor of being my date tonight?â
She blinked rapidly, eyes glossy with emotion but smile still ridiculous. âLeleâŠâ
âIâve got fairy lights. Iâve got slow songs. Iâve got a punch bowl that is⊠probably illegal,â he added with a grimace. âAnd most importantlyââ He wiggled his fingers with flair. âIâve got two left feet, both labeled âdanger.ââ
Jolie gave him the most dramatic curtsy she could muster. âYou had me at âprobably illegal.ââ
He stepped forward and gently slipped the corsage around her wrist. Then, very softly, he lifted her hand and kissed her knuckles like a prince in a storybook.
She promptly squeaked like a microwave full of marshmallows.
They began to sway under the warm twinkle of the fairy lights, moving with a rhythm that was more heart than coordination. Jolie leaned her head against his chest, one heel slightly lifting as they slowly spun in a circle.
âI never thought Iâd get this,â she murmured, voice barely louder than the music. âNot the lights, or the dress, or you in a suit looking like you walked out of a teen drama to ruin my academic concentration.â
âIf I was in your class,â Leorio whispered, âyouâd have made me fail biology on purpose.â
âOh, I definitely wouldâve passed you love notes in the shape of paper planes. Probably folded in the middle of math class with aggressive hearts drawn in red ink.â
He chuckled. âI wouldâve kept them all. And Iâd make you sit next to me in every group project, just to hear you rant about how boring the mitochondria is.â
âIt is boring,â she muttered. âUnless you set it on fire.â
Leorio laughed, then grew a bit softer. âIf I had known you back then, Jolie⊠I wouldâve walked you to class every day. Iâd have carried your bag, punched every jerk who made you feel small, and held your hand in the halls so no one could pretend you werenât worth everything.â
Her eyes filled again. She stopped moving.
âI used to sit by myself at lunch,â she admitted, looking down. âIâd read books and pretend I was somewhere else. I didnât go to prom because⊠no one asked. And I didnât wanna go alone. It just felt like⊠if I went, it would prove how unwelcome I really was.â
Leorio reached up, cupping her cheek gently.
âWell,â he said, voice rough, âyouâre not alone now. Not anymore. And Iâm here to make sure you never feel like that again.â
She threw her arms around him, hugging him tight, eyes wet. âYouâre literally the best boyfriend ever, you know that? Like, award winning. Iâd let you sign my yearbook and everything.â
He kissed the top of her head. âYouâd have drawn glittery hearts around my name and asked me to beat up half the school, wouldnât you?â
âYouâd do it too,â she sniffled, pulling back with a grin. âYouâd be like: âWho bullied her? Square up.ââ
âDamn right I would. Iâd be the angry nerd with brass knuckles and a soft spot.â
They swayed again, arms locked, noses nearly touching.
And thenâ
âOW!â Jolie suddenly yelped.
Leorio froze, mortified. âI stepped on your toe, didnât I?â
âYOU ABSOLUTE TREE OF A MAN!â she accused, hopping on one foot. âMY TOES ARE FRAGILE AND TINY!â
âI blame you! Youâre too short! You keep moving underneath me like a hyperactive squirrel made of glitter!â
âThat is short person slander!â
âThat is short person fact! Youâre like⊠sparkly ankle height danger!â
She narrowed her eyes. âYou better buy me snacks later to make up for this.â
âDone. Unlimited. Name your price.â
They collapsed into giggles as they continued dancing in chaotic slow circles, bumping into the furniture and each other, mock-insulting between kisses and laughter. The music played softly on, and for that one ridiculous, glitter soaked night, Jolie finally got her prom.
And she got it with the boy who never wouldâve let her sit alone.
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Meanwhile⊠at the Punch Bowl of Doom:
Jolie tip tapped her way across the living room floor in sparkly heels, holding what appeared to be a lumpy wad of plastic wrap like it was a sacred relic. Her eyes were glittering with pure, unfiltered menace. She glanced left. She glanced right. Then, with the ceremony of a wizard performing a forbidden ritual, she plopped a suspiciously chunky brownie into the punch bowl.
A soft plunk echoed in the room. The punch rippled.
Killua blinked from across the room. âDid you just spike the punch with⊠dessert?â
Jolie turned slowly, grinning like a mad scientist. âOh, sweet naive snow haired assassin⊠We donât just spike the punch at this prom. We obliterate it.â
She dropped in two more brownies like bombs.
Then, with zero explanation, she peeled back the plastic wrap to reveal a fist sized wad of Leorioâs hair. Not even a few strandsâa wad. Like sheâd either mugged his hairbrush or harvested it during one of his naps.
Killuaâs face contorted in horror. âWHATâJOLIE. THAT IS NOT FOOD SAFE.â
âDonât worry,â she said, delicately sprinkling the hair clump into the bowl like seasoning. âItâs for ambiance.â
âTHATâS NOT WHAT AMBIANCE MEANSââ
But it was too late. The damage was done. The punch was now a cursed relic of sugar, follicle, and danger.
Never one to be outdone, Killua reached into the inner pocket of his jacket and pulled out a menacing little glass bottle with a cartoon skull on it. âGhost pepper hot sauce,â he said, wiggling his eyebrows. âLimited edition. Two drops is enough to kill a small adult.â
Then he unscrewed the cap⊠and poured the whole thing in.
The punch bowl hissed. HISSED. Like it was alive. Like it was angry.
Gon bounced in at the exact moment the punch tried to steam. âHey guys! I brought worms!â
Jolie leaned in to inspect. âAre those⊠alive?â
Gon hesitated. âI caught them in the yard!â
âPERFECT,â she declared, and chucked a whole handful into the bowl.
The worms wriggled. The punch gurgled. The surface shimmered with chocolate oil slicks, spicy bubbles, and suspicious hair strands dancing like seaweed in a Lovecraftian brew.
Kurapika walked into the kitchen, blinking. âWhat⊠in Godâs name⊠is going on over here?â
They all turned to him like synchronized cultists.
âKurapika,â Gon said with a radiant smile, âdrink the punch.â
âNo,â he said immediately.
âKurapika,â Killua added with a smirk, âdo it for the memories. Of prom. Of youth.â
âI was homeschooled,â he snapped.
âDRINK IT,â Jolie chanted, thrusting a ladle full of swirling horror juice into his hands.
Kurapika stared at them. Then the punch. Then back at them. And, with the resigned sigh of someone who had clearly lost control of his life somewhere back in Yorknew, he raised the cup to his lips⊠and sipped.
Immediately, his spine straightened like heâd been struck by lightning.
He fell to his knees.
âIâI think my stomach is burning through my spine,â he gasped, clutching his side.
Jolie patted his back solemnly. âItâs the taste of memory. And sin.â
The rest of them, like moths to a spicy, disgusting flameâtook a sip too.
Killua coughed. Gon shrieked. Melody dry heaved from another room without even drinking it. Leorio, who had no idea what had happened to his hair, casually took a sip and muttered, âTastes like betrayal and cinnamon.â
Within seconds, the entire group was sprinting to the sink, gagging and howling and slapping each other on the back. Even the worms were trying to escape.
Jolie, of course, watched it all with a satisfied nod.
ââŠProm achieved.â
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Everyone was still reeling, Kurapika foaming slightly at the mouth on the couch, Killua dunking his entire head in the sink, and Gon trying to tame one of the worms with friendship when Leorio stood up on a folding chair and cupped his hands around his mouth.
âATTENTION ALL CHAOS PARTICIPANTS,â he bellowed. âIt is time to crown our Prom Royalty!â
Jolie, currently trying to draw a mustache on Kurapika with glitter glue, blinked. âWait, for real? I thought we abolished the monarchy five snacks ago.â
âNope,â Killua said, eyes still watering from the ghost pepper punch. âYouâre getting crowned whether you like it or not, Sparkle Tyrant.â
Leorio dramatically whipped out a crumpled paper crown. âAll in favor of Jolie as Prom Queen, raise your hand.â
Every hand in the room shot up. Even Kurapika, in a barely conscious daze, whispered, âSend⊠helpâŠâ and raised one trembling finger.
Jolie gasped. âYou fools. You absolute enablers. You have given me power.â
Gon cheered. âQueen Jolie! Queen Jolie!â
Leorio strode over and gently, reverently placed the crooked crown atop her glittery mess of hair. âLong may she sparkle.â
Immediately, Jolie climbed on top of the coffee table in one smooth, deranged motion and raised both arms. âPEASANTS! LISTEN TO YOUR QUEEN.â
She lets out a loud over exaggerated cough. âI speak now not only as your ruler, but as your messenger of truth. You think this is just a prom. You think this is just a party. BUT NO. This entire night⊠is being watched.â
Everyone stared.
ââŠBy ALIENS.â
Gon tilted his head. âLike⊠the fun kind? Or the kind that disintegrate cows?â
âThe sexy kind, Gon!â she cried. âThe ones who put glitter in your shampoo and control your thoughts through microwave burritos!â
Killua buried his face in his hands. âWhy am I still here.â
âOpen your minds! Take off your shoes! Theyâre tracking us through shoelaces! THIS DANCE IS A DISTRACTION!â
Kurapika blinked concerningly âPlease. Someone stop her.â
And then without warning Jolie pulled out a suspiciously large glitter cannon from somewhere, cranked it like a maniac, and yelled âLONG LIVE THE SPARKLE MONARCHY!â
BOOM.
A blinding explosion of rainbow glitter filled the room. Everyone screamed. The air turned into shimmering chaos. Gon was now covered head to toe in fuchsia sparkles. Killua inhaled and choked on silver stars. Leorioâs entire suit looked bedazzled by an angry unicorn. Even Kurapika, barely conscious, got a direct blast to the face and looked like a disco ghost.
And Jolie? Jolie just stood there on the table, surrounded by a storm of glitter, crown askew, looking completely unhinged and completely glorious.
Then without a word, she dove into a worm, wriggling across the floor in her prom dress, screaming âTHE TRUTH IS OUT THERE AND IT HAS JAZZ HANDS!â
The room descended into unfiltered, feral chaos. Gon wheezed from laughter. Killua clapped despite himself. Leorio just watched, stunned and starry eyed.
âMy girlfriend,â he whispered, brushing glitter out of his hair, âjust launched a glitter bomb mid alien rant while doing the worm. I am so in love.â
Jolie flopped onto her back in victory, glitter stuck to every inch of her. She raised a fist one last time.
âTRUST NO ONE. GLITTER IS POWER. PROM IS AN INSIDE JOB.â
Everyone was quiet for a moment.
Then, slowly⊠they all clapped.
Because somehow, somehow, Jolie had earned that crown.
Prom Queen. Alien truther. Glitter warlord. Worm champion.
She was unstoppable.
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Later That NightâŠ
After the crowning, the punch related war crimes, and a group photo where Kurapika looked 100% done with life, Leorio tugged Jolie outside with a mischievous glint in his eye.
âProm tradition,â he said seriously, tossing her a pack of toilet paper like it was a sacred artifact. âSenior prank. Itâs time.â
Jolie gasped, clutching it to her chest. âYou mean⊠weâre gonna defile someoneâs property together?â
He grinned. âWeâre going to TP Biscuit Kruegerâs house.â
Moments later, Jolie stood dramatically atop Killuaâs shoulders like a tiny general surveying her battlefield. The moonlight glinted off her sparkly prom dress, making her look like a very glamorous warlord.
âAlright, team!â she bellowed, striking a power pose with a roll of toilet paper in each hand. âYou all know the mission. Operation: Wrath of the Roll is a go!â
âWhy her house again?â Kurapika asked, holding exactly one roll like he wanted to go home.
âShe made me do eighty squats as emotional punishment once,â Jolie said. âItâs personal.â
Gon launched the first roll. âIâm contributing to justice!â
Killua leapt into a tree like a hyperactive ninja, unrolling a toilet paper streamer that fluttered through the branches like snowy chaos. Leorio was trying to throw but kept hitting himself in the face. Jolie tripped in her sparkly heels and had to TP from the ground like a groundhog.
Kurapika just sighed and gently placed a roll on a shrub.
âDo it with rage!â Jolie screeched. âBisky deserves DESTRUCTION!â
They were in the middle of spelling âTOILET YOU VERY MUCHâ across the roof when the porch light snapped on.
Everyone froze.
Thenâ
âWHAT THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOUâRE DOING?!â
Bisky stomped out in fuzzy slippers and an anti aging sheet mask, wielding a dumbbell like a medieval weapon. Toilet paper streamed off her porch and stuck to her hair as her glittery rage intensified by the second.
âRUN!â Jolie screamed, grabbing her heels and booking it barefoot down the street.
Leorio scooped her up bridal style. âWeâre gonna dieâthis is how we die!â
Killua backflipped off the roof. âBest. Prom. Ever!â
Gon waved at Bisky mid sprint. âWe love you!â
Kurapika sighed. âI told you this would happen.â
âYOUâRE CLEANING THIS UP TOMORROW, YOU LITTLE MENACES!â Bisky shrieked after them, hurling a roll of Charmin like a javelin.
They disappeared into the night, laughter echoing, hearts pounding, arms full of leftover TP.
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They lay on the grassy hill, panting from laughter, exhaustion, and a very real fear of being turned into protein powder by Bisky.
Jolie, still dressed like a sparkly pink cupcake, sprawled on top of Leorio with zero grace, a crushed roll of toilet paper as her pillow.
âOperation: Wrath of the Roll,â she declared, chest heaving dramatically, âwas a glittery, chaotic, perfect success.â
Killua was face down in the grass. âTen out of ten, would get chased again.â
âI think I pulled something laughing,â Gon said proudly, still holding a roll of TP like a sacred artifact.
Kurapika lay off to the side like a ghost in a tuxedo, muttering about ânever againâ and âshouldâve stayed home.â
Leorio tightened his arm around Jolie, his prom tie half untied, his heart still thumping from the adrenalineâand maybe a little from her. âYou happy now, firecracker?â
She looked up at him, eyes sparkly, cheeks flushed. âHappier than a raccoon in a vending machine.â
ââŠThatâs⊠weirdly vivid.â
âThank you.â
Then she turned her gaze to the stars, letting out a soft, dreamy sigh. âHey, LeleâŠâ
âYeah?â
âYou see that group of stars up there?â
He followed her finger. âUh-huh.â
âThey look like an AK-47.â
Leorio paused. âIâm sorry. What?â
She nodded with deep sincerity. âYou see the long part? Thatâs the barrel. And the little curveâthatâs the magazine. I think that oneâs the buttstock. Itâs majestic.â
He blinked at her. âJolie. Thatâs not what people usually see in constellations.â
âI donât care. Let me have this.â She snuggled in closer. âThatâs my gun star. His name is Blammo.â
Leorio just stared at the sky for a beat. âWhat the hell.â
She giggled, then leaned up and kissed his cheek. âYou love it.â
He blushed, smiling helplessly. âYeah⊠yeah, I do.â
And then she kissed himâsoft and sweet under the stars, with glitter in her hair and toilet paper stuck to one of her heels.
As they pulled apart, still grinning like fools, she whispered, âBest prom ever.â
He nodded. âAnd somehow, weâre not in jail. Yet.â
The night air buzzed with laughter, leftover adrenaline, and the distant echo of Bisky still shouting into the void.
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The front door creaked open just past midnight as Leorio and Jolie stepped insideâexhausted, glitter dusted, and slightly bruised from their chaotic escape down a grassy hill after angering Bisky.
Jolieâs tiara sat crooked on her head, her once elegant dress now rumpled with a patch of grass stains along the back. Leorio was missing his suit jacket entirely, his shirt hal -untucked and tie hanging loose. Together, they looked like the remnants of a beautiful messâtired but glowing, like two people who had lived through something wild and unforgettable.
Neither said a word.
Jolie kicked off one heel. Then the other. Then collapsed face first onto the couch like a dramatic starfish. âI canât feel my shins,â she mumbled into a cushion.
Leorio chuckled tiredly, locking the door behind them. âYou used them to scale a drainpipe and swan dive off Biskyâs shed. Iâm not surprised.â
âI have no regrets,â she said into the upholstery.
Eventually, they dragged themselves to the bedroom like broken dolls, Jolie still in her sparkly prom dress, Leorio still in his half suited, half wrecked glory.
She flopped onto the bed and rolled dramatically toward him, her eyes still glittery and a little sleepy. âDonât make me take it off. I want to sleep in this. Let me feel like a fancy cake just a little longer.â
Leorio smirked and gently joined her, wrapping an arm around her waist. âYouâre the prettiest cake Iâve ever seen.â
She sighed happily, curling into his chest. âYouâre the best boyfriend ever, you know that?â
âYeah,â he murmured into her hair, pulling the blanket over them both. âI know.â
She smiled, eyes fluttering shut as she burrowed closer.
The room was still, the chaos of the night faded into soft breaths and steady heartbeats. Wrapped in each otherâs arms, dressed in their wrinkled prom clothes, they lay tangled beneath the coversâwarm, safe, and full of something that felt a lot like forever.
And as they drifted off to sleep, the world outside didnât matter.
They had each other.
And that was more than enough.
#leolie#self ship#selfship#yume ship#leorio x self insert#selfshipping#hxh leorio#leorio self ship#leorio x oc#leorio x reader#leorio fanfic#leorio hunter x hunter#hunter x hunter oc#I never went to prom irl so I wanted to write this for myself#I just really needed this mentally because I missed out on something Iâve wanted for so long#and yes my reasons were similar to jolie đ„č#but hey i feel better knowing leorio would be my prom date
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Dear Jack (Series)

Chapter Seven: All the Wrong Moves
Summary: Jerry ditches the crew to dance with someone better. But, when his new friends turn out to just be using him, the Wasabi's are there to pick him back up and cheer him on.
Word Count: 2.6K words
Warnings: Canon-typical violence
There is one line in Spanish. Translation: Ah, what are these people doing?
Y/N sat between Milton and Kim at the lunch table. They were locked into a discussion with Milton about whether or not The Flash and Quicksilver would get along.
"Mil, it depends on which Quicksilver we're talking about!" Y/N insisted, "If we're talking X-Men then absolutely not! Barry would hate Peter! If we're talking Avengers then maybe!"
Jerry ran in before Milton could rebuttal.
"Guy! I got us the opportunity of a lifetime!" Jerry panted, "We're gonna be rich!"
"For the last time, your mom's car has a leak. There's no oil under your house!" Milton huffed
Y/N turned to Jerry, "Ignore him, he's all grumpy because I was winning our argument. What's that?"
Y/N pointed at the flyer in Jerry's hand.
"I signed us up for The Battle of the Dance Crews competition at the mall!" Jerry explained, "Check it!" He held up the flyer proudly. Jack, Kim, and Eddie leaned in to read it.
"Woah! First prize wins $1,000!" Kim pointed out
"It's not just about the money!" Jerry countered, "I've always loved dancing. I used to try to teach Y/N until they tripped and broke their ankle once. You know, when I was a baby my mom hung a disco ball over my crib!"
"I have pictures of that!" Y/N giggled
Jack chuckled as he stood, "Did it ever fall on your head?"
Jerry quirked an eyebrow and scanned the table, confused.
"Did what ever fall on my head?"
"Jerry, that sounds great." Eddie said, "But, we're not a dance crew."
"I have the skills, and I'll teach you the moves!" Jerry reassured,"And if we work hard we can win this together! Now what do you say?"
"Sounds like a great idea to me, Jer." Y/N agreed
"I'm in," Jack answered
The others agreed too.
"Okay, jerry, you've got yourself a crew!" Jack smiled
"Wasabi?" Jerry asked
They stood.
"Wasabi!" The group affirmed
After school, Y/N sat in a booth at Falafel Phil's with Jerry and Jack. Grabbing a bite to eat before they went to learn their dance for the competition.
"Is it just me or are these falafel balls greasier than usual?" Jack asked
He picked one up and squeezed it in his hand, wringing it out of the excess grease. Which was far too much for Y/N's comfort.
"Oh, ew, disgusting!" Y/N gagged
Jack smiled, "Oh, really?"
He reached toward Y/N with his grease covered hand. "Gross, Jack!" Y/N laughed, "Get your gross falafel hand away from me!" Jack pulled away, "Okay, okay, you win."
Jerry shrugged, "That looks about right to me."
A guy walked into the restaurant.
"Woah, check it out," Jerry informed, "That's Dan Brennan. He's the best dancer at our school. They call him Smooth."
Y/N scrunched up their nose, "That's a weird nickname." "Is it because he's got great dance moves?" Jack asked, turning to look at the guy
Jerry nodded, " And his skin's crazy soft. Yo, we're talking velvet."
Smooth approached the table. Giving a sparkly smile to Y/N, which they hesitantly returned.
"Hey, Jerry," Smooth greeted, he looked at Jack
"Jack,"He informed
"Eh," Smooth scoffed
Y/N scowled at that. Jack shook his head in an effort to talk them down from going off on Smooth for being rude.
"I heard you karate clowns signed up for the dance contest. You know my crew The Step Brotherz win every year."
"Yeah, I know. Just 'cause you win every year doesn't mean other people shouldn't try," Jerry countered
Smooth scoffed, "Yeah, it kind of does! See, I suggest you leave the dancing to sand stay in your little karate club."
Smooth turned and started to leave. Jack smirked at Y/N and turned in his seat to look at Smooth.
"You know, we're not just a karate club," Jack called out, "We also offer free counseling to people with bad nicknames. You should come by and see us, Smooth."
Y/N snorted out a laugh, trying to cover it with a cough. Smooth came back to their table.
"You guys are just gonna embarrass yourselves," He belittled, "You might have some moves. But, can you move...like Smooth?"
He hit a couple dance moves, sliding down into the splits, and then scoffed at them.
"I don't know?" Y/N chirped, "Can you not dance in the middle of a restaurant like a loser?"
Smooth scoffed and left.
Jerry huffed, "Yo, I can move like Smooth. It's just a split! I can do a split, check it."
Y/N and Jack twisted in their seats to watch him. Jerry swiped under his nose like Smooth did, then turned and dropped into the splits. A loud ripping sound happening as he did.
Y/N tried so hard not to laugh. But, Jack chuckled, which made Y/N burst into a fit of giggles at her friends predicament.
"I think your pants just ripped," Jack laughed, looking at Y/N
Jerry leaned up to make eye contact, " That wasn't my pants." Jack and Y/N stopped laughing and looked at each other. Then they moved to help Jerry up.
"Okay, let's get you to the dojo," Y/N said, struggling to hold Jerry up
Jack slid his shoulder under Jerry's other armpit, helping to carry him across the food court.
Once they got there, Y/N and Jack set Jerry down on a bench. Y/N patted his head.
"I'll go get you some Tylenol." They offered
Jerry nodded in appreciation, and Y/N left to get what he needed. Jack sat next to Jerry.
"So, how are things between you two?" Jerry asked
Jack shrugged, "Like they were before the fight about Truman."
"You haven't said anything to them?"
"I tried to, but Y/N just wants things back how they were and I don't want them to get upset with me."
Jerry nodded contemplatively. But before he could say much more to Jack, the others arrived for their first dance rehearsal. And Y/N came back with the painkillers for Jerry.
Once everyone was together, Jerry taught them all a little choreography. Y/N felt like they were getting the hang of it pretty well.
After a while, they decided to take a break and Kim hauled them off to the changing room to get into their 'dance gear'. Kim had brought a set of matching dance clothes for the two of them. Complete with a head band and leg warmers.
Kim skipped out excitedly to get back to work, with Y/N trudging along behind her. Trying to not let their distaste for the outfit be known.
"Okay! Let's do this!" Kim tittered,
The boys all stared, Jack looked confused, Milton and Eddie looked scared, and Jerry looked downright disgusted.
"What? This is how dancers dress!" Kim insisted
"Maybe in the 80's in Poland."Milton rebutted
Y/N smiled, "Just call us ABBA , then."
"I'm pretty sure that's Sweden." Jack corrected
Jerry groaned, "Come on, guys. We've got a lot of work to do. Are you ready?"
They all said some variation of yes.
"I can't hear you!"
Milton quirked an eyebrow, "Really? Because that was pretty loud."
He walked to Jerry and shouted in his ear.
"I think you might have some hearing loss!"
Y/N laughed, "Well, he certainly does now!"
Jerry rolled his eyes, "Alright. Here we go, whoo!"
They all ran to their opening spots as Jerry went to start the music. Jerry was jamming, feeling the music in his bones but when he turned to see the rest of the group... it was a hot mess. No one was doing the same move, and somehow everyone was off beat.
"Ah, esta gente que esta haciendo?" Jerry groaned, running to turn the music off, "Woah, woah, woah! Cut! Stop!"
They all slowly came to a stop.
"Okay, I taught you this." Jerry showed how it was supposed to be done, "You guys are doing this!"
Jerry proceeded to flail about for a moment.
"Come on, guys," Jerry pleaded, "Don't you have any dancing experience at all?"
Jack stepped forward, "Well, uh... I have my own victory dance I do every time I win a match."
Y/N glanced at Kim and the two folded their arms as they watched. Jack started jerking his neck like he was a chicken. Kim stifled a snort, and smacked Y/N when she giggled a little too loud. Jerry watched with a look of disgust on his face.
"If that's your victory dance, I'm gonna start rooting against you." Jerry said
"It's been a while since I danced onstage," Kim started, " But I think I'm just as good now as I was then."
Jerry sighed, "Milton, tell me there's a dancer hiding in there somewhere."
"Oh, believe you me, I have busted many a move." Milton confirmed
"Losing your shoe while Irish dancing doesn't count, Mil;." Y/N chided
"Eddie," Jerry begged, "Please give me some good news here."
"Well, I did go to Mrs.King's Dance Academy."
Jerry rolled his eyes, "Y/N?"
"I try very hard." Y/N offered
"This isn't working,"Jerry groaned, "Come on, guys, this is important to me. You gotta start trying."
"Woah, we're trying," Jack argued
The rest of them agreed.
"Maybe we should just take a break." Eddie suggested
The group got up to leave.
"Fine," Jerry snapped, "But before you go, think about this. When you dance, you gotta totally feel it. When I dance, I'm not thinking about anything. My head is absolutely empty."
"Right,"Kim sassed, "Like right before an algebra test."
They all hurried out of the dojo. Jerry calling after them.
"Hey, you guys better be ready to work when you get back!"
"Will do, Jer!" Y/N shouted back giving him a thumbs up
Eddie, Milton, Jack, Kim, and Y/N grabbed a table in the food court and sat. Eating their various snacks. Eddie and Milton went to Pirate Pete's, Kim went to the taco shop, and Jack and Y/N got Falafel Phil's.
They only took about ten minutes to eat, throw their things away, and go back, but when they got to the dojo Jerry wasn't there. Y/N went to the door.
"Guys, is that him at Falafel Phils?" Y/N asked
Jack came up beside her, "Huh, yeah, he must've slipped past when we were throwing our stuff away."
Jack headed out the door toward Jerry, the rest of them trailing after him.
"Jerry, what are you doing here?" Jack asked, "We were waiting for you back at the dojo."
"A little change of plans," Smooth answered, "Jerry's a part of my crew now. He wants to dance with the best. "
"What?" Jack said incredulously, "Jerry, is that true?"
"Yeah, it is true." Jerry confirmed confidently, "Hey, Smooth's a great dancer. And he's my only real shot to be a part of a winning crew."
Y/N stepped forward, hurt evident in their eyes, "You're kidding, right?"
"So, you would rather win than be with your friends?" Kim demanded
"Look, it's not about winning, okay?" Jerry backpedaled, "This guy also makes his own cocoa butter."
Smooth moved the Wasabi's out of the way and left with Jerry. Y/N felt tears prick their vision. Kim turned to them and engulfed them in a hug.
The next day, they went to Falafel Phil's before practice and found Jerry sipping on a drink alone. Y/N's eyes were red and puffy like they had been crying non stop.
"Well, if it's isn't Eggs Benedict." Eddie accused
"You mean Benedict Arnold?" Milton corrected
"No, I don't think I do."
Jack crossed his arms and turned his attention back to Jerry.
"Shouldn't you be practicing with your new Smooth dance friends?"
"They're not my friends," Jerry confessed, " Smooth just used me to steal my move."
"They stole the Jerry?" Kim asked
"Yeah, and it's not called the Jerry anymore. Now, it's called the Smooth. He just named it after himself. Ah, zero imagination."
"Jerry, you got us all excited about this dance thing. You said we were gonna do it together and then you bailed on us." Jack reprimanded, "Y/N only just stopped crying."
The group agreed, and Milton placed his around Y/N's shoulders and led them to the counter to order.
"Look, I'm never gonna be great at karate or a great school person." Jerry started
"Student." Milton chimed
"Whatever." Jerry dismissed, "Dancing's the one thing I'm really good at. And I just wanted everyone to see that. But you guys are my friends, and I shouldn't have walked out on you. So, I'm sorry."
Jerry started to leave, but Jack stopped him.
"Jerry, wait. If you still want to be in the contest, we'll be your crew." "Really?" Jerry asked, "Yes! The kid is back in the game! You guys are awesome!"
Milton chuckled, "Not at dancing. We still stink."
A woman stormed by with a blow-up man, "Would you excuse me, please I'm on a date!"
The blow-up man smack Jack in the face and Y/N burst into a fit of laughter. He reached over and smacked their shoulder playfully.
They spent all night rehearsing, doing everything they could to make Jerry look good. The next day, they stood in their decked out Gi dance outfits. Watching as Smooth performed his stolen move and the Step-Brothers blew everyone away.
"Wow! How 'bout that!" The MC praised, "Come on, guys, let's give it up for the Step-Brotherz! Did you see that last move? That was crazy! How do you come up with something like that?"
"Steal it," Y/N mumbled into Jack's ear, causing him to crack a smile
"By stealing it!" Jerry shouted
The dojo all yelled in support. Smooth's smile dropped for a moment before him and his crew hurried off the stage.
"Now, let's give it up for the last act of the competition..." The MC introduced, " The Wasabi Warriors!"
The group ran onstage, happily hyping themselves up. Y/N watched Jerry have a hushed conversation with Smooth until Jack went to get him. Once the two got into their positions, Jack reached over and squeezed Y/N's hand in reassurance.
The dance went off without a hitch, and they ended it with a loud:
"Wasabi!"
Jack picked up Y/N in a hug, causing them to squeal.
"I have the judges results!" The MC announced, "And this years winner are: The Step Brothers!"
Jerry shrugged and wrapped his arms around the group, "I thought you guys did awesome!" The MC came back to the stage.
"This year the judges also decided to give out a best individual dancer award, and it goes to:" Y/N watched Smooth walk toward the MC to preemptively collect it, "Jerry Martinez!"
Y/N clapped and hollered when Jerry's name was called
"Yes! Jerry you totally deserve it!" Y/N praised
"What? Jerry!" Smooth protested, "He's not that great! I could do what he did! Watch this!"
Smooth tried and failed to do Jerry's new move and went flying into the judges table. Y/N leaned into Jack's ear and whispered.
"Karma."
Jerry traipsed over to the edge of the stage Smooth had just fallen from.
"Not very smooth, Smooth! Whoo!" Jerry shouted, "Yeah, that's right! I'm taking my 'Whoo' back!"
Smooth sneered and stomped off. Jerry went back to the MC to give his acceptance speech.
"UH, yeah, I'd like to thank my mom, my dad, Rudy, my crew... couldn't have done it without you guys! Oh, and uh, one last thing I'd like to say is, five, six, seven, eight, and-"
Music started playing allowing for Jerry and Jack to do Jack's victory dance as Y/N and Kim twirled around together.
#jack brewer#jack brewer x reader#eddie jones#jerry martinez#kim crawford#kickin it#kickin it x reader#rudy gillespie
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Hey guys! I'm putting out a call for my commissions again for two big reasons: One, Emergencies have caused me to be low on funds when I wasn't expecting it, and that kind of sucks actually. Two, I have a project that I've been dreaming about for years but have actually been able to start working towards in the last couple of months, but to finish it I need to not be living paycheck to paycheck for like a month at the very least, which brings me back to point one :(. I will talk more about the big project under the cut, bc I think it's something you all might really enjoy!
But for now, I will link my commission sheet: Here (It's also my pinned post)
And my new Ko-fi!: Here for if you just want to donate, which would be literally incredible and I would owe you my soul actually.
Ok now for big Project Time!!!
I am in the process of editing and revising my first Youtube video! This has been an on and off dream of mine for like 7 years at this point, but I've finally taken the plunge and gotten to work on a channel. I wanna talk about all sorts of fandoms (including the riordanverse ofc) With videos ranging from plot and character analysis, to trends in fandom culture in general, to fun little ranking videos and speedpaints. All around, I just want the channel to be a fandom hive, where everyone can find something they enjoy.
I already have PNG's created of my sona to use as assets (And I have a sparkly new sona, the one in the pic above!) and I have two finished scripts, with the first one being fully recorded as well! One for my first video, which will be a retrospective on Gravity Falls, and one for a video about the Percy Jackson TV show, the inherent differences between TV and books as mediums, how I think the TV show could improve, and the things I think it got perfectly. I also have a bunch more ideas, such as:
BIG Trials of Apollo video essay, with a focus on how the books and the fandom have effected me over the years.
Ranking all of my favorite characters from all of the media I've been a fan of over the years (This would be over 70 characters)
Explaining the Iliad, but make it funny (with a side of Troy apologia)
Reading Lore Olympus and pointing out how it deviates from myth (the things I'm willing to do for you people /j)
Canon vs. Fanon, where I compare a characters canon characterization with their fanon counterpart and try to figure out how things turned out the way they did.
And more, but I don't want this post to be 5000 words long.
Now here's the big question. As I said in the part above, I'm struggling a bit now money-wise. And I really wanna make this project work, but there's also, you know. Tuition. Rent. Food. Stupid other adult stuff. So if anyone is amenable (and this is totally up to demand, I don't wanna pressure anyone into doing anything!) I was also thinking of maybe making a Patreon. Now, I'd have to do research for this, bc I wanna make sure anyone who signed up would get the right rewards and really get the bang for their buck. I'm pretty sure there's not gonna be much interest in this rn, cuz like, I'm not that big of a blog oof. But if anyone is interested! Here are some of the perks I would definitely be implementing! (sry it's another list)
Early access to videos, and behind the scenes looks at art assets and video creation
the ability to request topics for videos
Patrons names being shown in the videos. And higher tiered patrons getting custom chibis that will be shown in videos as well (and given to the patrons obv)
This ones a bit complicated, but I want to create a cover of a song that has to do with each video to play during their outros. So like, for the gravity falls video, I'm gonna record a quick cover of the Disco Girl song from the show. Only a small section of the song would be in each video, but patrons would get access to the full covers, and be able to request songs to be covered.
Discounts on commissions
A monthly speedpaint that would be exclusive to patreon. Patrons would be able to vote on what the drawing would be.
All of these ideas I'm 100% sure I want to add to a patreon if I make one, but obv there could be more that comes up later. I'm just gauging interest on this idea rn, so let me know if that's something you'd be down to sign up for! Maybe I'm jumping the gun here but I'm just really excited to create and give back to the community and aaahhhhh
Now, no matter what, I'm gonna have this first video out by mid-September at the latest. Because stupid money troubles are not gonna stop me from making this a thing dangit. So look out for that, I'll link the vid here when it releases! But I am just really stressed rn and any support would go a long way towards making this dream come true. And on that note, one more sappy real talk if I am allowed it?
If you've read this far, from the bottom of my heart, thank you. This community and fandom is truly incredible. My blog is about to reach 5 years old, and I've never seen a group of people so accepting and creative and just fun to be around. You guys have truly changed my life, and I wouldn't have the courage to try for this if I didn't have the support you've given me. I know this is super dramatic for just trying to make a youtube channel, but making a place where I could just talk about all the nerdy and overly specific things I care about and share them with the world is something I've wanted for my whole life. You guys gave me that with this blog, and if this channel works out, it'll be thanks to you, so you'll have given it to me twice. I don't have the words to express how much I love this community and all the incredible people in it. So even if you can't support, just know that being here for however long you have been, whether it's the whole five years or the last two days, has done more than you'll ever know. You guys are the best, thank you for everything <3
#sunny speaks#apollart#long post#commissions#trials of apollo#toa apollo#lester papadopoulos#sry for the tags I just want to reach everybody in the audience#writing this got me so in my feels oml#shut up sunny#also I hope you guys like the new sona I wanted to change it up a bit#I got a mask now >:)#I always feel weird about posting about commissions and stuff bc I feel like i'm begging#Like I know I'm providing a service it's just ughhhh#But! Big plans mean big things to give to you guys to enjoy! And that's what I'm excited about!
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âË à±šà§ Ë â.. little!jackie burkhart headcanons Ë áĄŁđ© âč àŁȘ ౚৠËâ
warnings: agere au, everyone in the group acting as her cg at different times cause I say so ! , bad parenting on her parents part but good parenting on kitty & redâs part, flip kelso & fez
little ! jackie who loves to play dress up and makes everyone in the group play it - and yes hydeâs included though his dress up clothes are usually limited to a plastic tiara on his head or a fluffy boa around his neck
little ! jackie who plays with flip ! kelso for hours and hours until someone has to remind them both to take a break and that they can go back to it later
little ! jackie who gets piggy back rides from donna, hyde, & kelso, whenever she can because walking is tiring for a little girl like her ! and she usually isnât in the most comfortable of shoes when she slips unexpectedly
cg ! kitty & cg ! donna noticing that jackie has no little clothes to wear and take her on a biggggg shopping trip to get things for her - she gets shoes that velcro & are sparkly pink ! (kelso is jealous and eventually donna takes him to get his own blue pair) and lots of cute t-shirts & shorts that are a cheaper material than what jackie is used to so sheâs free to get them as dirty as she pleases
cg ! red who listens to jackie ramble as she sits on the formanâs living room and colors while red pretends to be reading the newspaper and not fully entranced in the story jackieâs telling (he most definitely is)
little ! jackie who lovesssss to cuddle and will find any reason to be in someoneâs lap or with her head on their shoulder - surprisingly, eric is one of her favorites to sit on the couch with and cuddle up to & unsurprisingly, hyde is her other favorite to sit with
little ! jackie who can get very emotional when she drops to a more baby-ish range and requires a lot of patience and cannot be left alone when sheâs like this - her parents had a habit of leaving her to deal with her own emotions growing up and simply buying her something to fix the issue later and she now gets very anxious when alone
little ! jackie who finds school work very difficult to do when small and goes to eric or donna for help - reading is her biggest struggle so usually sheâll just need the question read aloud to her and sheâll be able to get the answer down herself !
little ! jackie & flip ! fez going to the roller rink together and having lots of fun making up disco routines on skates - donna has many many pictures of them and always makes sure to put them in a scrape book so jackie & fez can flip through them together
cg ! red & little ! jackie spending hours in the garage talking about cars and fixing the formanâs cars even if they donât need much done just because jackie loves learning about cars so much and red jumps to teach her (ref to s1ep18)
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Steggy Fic: Teach My Feet to Fly, Chapter 13/14
Summary:Â Peggy Carter, a world class ice hockey player learning to figure skate as part of a Canadian reality show, has an iron-clad rule about never, ever dating a teammate. Which means that sheâll simply have to get over the ridiculous attraction she has to her new figure skating partner, Steve Rogers.
Note:Â This story is complete, and has 14 chapters in total. New chapters are posted weekly on Fridays.
Itâs also a very long-delayed thank you gift fic for the lovely @teaandatale!
Rating:Â PG
Read Chapter 13
Read from the beginning
Excerpt:
Toronto, Canada Battle of the Blades, Week 9Â Fifth Week of Competition (Tuesday) Finale
Peggy had been skeptical that even Steve could make a spangly leisure suit look attractive, but when she actually saw him emerging from the men's dressing room the evening of the finale, she realized sheâd been very, very wrong.
Her jaw actually dropped a little. The arms, legs, and back of his sparkly red, white, and blue outfit were fairly standard, as far as figure skating costumes went, but the part that truly evoked the disco era was the very deep V that exposed not only his entire chest, but a rather generous portion of his abs as well. Without thinking, Peggy reached out to touch his chest, then pulled her hand back almost as quickly as sheâd reached out, her mouth still hanging open. Good God. She wasnât entirely certain whether to bless or curse Darcy Lewis.
Steve, in turn, looked like he couldnât decide if he should be gratified or embarrassed, and had settled for a little of both. âHow do I look?â
âIn very good shape,â Peggy said faintly, then cleared her throat. âIs that costume actually - legal for competition?â There was an unobtrusive, loose mesh holding the V together, but it wasnât hiding much. Somewhere in the back of her mind she thanked her lucky stars that the fabric her own costume was held together with was somewhat sturdier, and considerably more opaque.Â
Behind her, she heard Natasha snicker.
âIâm not actually sure it would be legal for international competition,â said Angie, sounding a bit awe-struck. âBut, apparently itâs legal for Battle of the Blades.â She stepped forward a bit to get in on the ogling of Steve. âAnd might I just say, God bless America. And also whichever producer okayed this.â
Beside her, Sam was also eyeing Steve's muscles a bit incredulously. âWhat do you bench press, man? Elephants?â
âGee, thanks a lot,â said Natasha, dryly.
Read the rest of the chapter on A03
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You watch a lot shows. Is snowfall one you would highly recommend?
I donât watch a lot of shows or movies but Iâm kind of feeling like picking one up, but I want it to be a good one.
okay this comes with a hugeass disclaimer: I am extremely biased towards this show, because my all-time favourite hyper-specific trope is vampires Done Right - i.e. with a healthy dose of longing and yearning, angst and pain, and inner conflict
and snowfall delivers that âš exquisitely âš
so yes, it's one of the best shows of all time that I've watched, never mind the 7.9 rating on mdl (am I salty? yes I'm salty. some people don't have taste.), never mind how the plot is actually pretty simple. secondhand embarrassment-inducing cgi aside, I've actually come to terms with how it ended especially after having read the novel, and I'd say I'm actually pretty satisfied even with the show ending
in any case, it's not a long show (another thing I'm also very salty about) and it's very easy to binge
more reasons why you should totally watch it:
A++++ cinematography
republican era aesthetics
everyone looks like they've walked out from a runway (in this house we do not talk about the ninja knights in sparkly disco pants)
the most unexpected humour
hints of yaoi (I'm not kidding)
a soundtrack that is small but really hits
brilliant acting
gao weiguang
gao weiguang with long hair
gao weiguang with long hair in republican era clothes
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âšJaviâs Playgroundâš

A/N: Ahhh Iâve been wanting to write a Javi one shot for a while, and I finally got the inspiration after listening to âSex & Candyâ by Marcy Playground. Thank you to @mountainsandmayhem for helping me come up with a name and beta read so I didnât chicken out and not post đ This is my first time writing Javi, so Iâd like as much feedback as I can get đ„° I tried my best with the Spanish translations.
Summary: Javi decides to blow off some steam at the strip club, but he doesnât intend to attempt to take one of the dancers home with him.
Pairing: Javier Pena x fem! reader
Word Count: 3.2k
Rating: Explicit (18+ MDNI)
Tags: smut, flirting, Javi goes to a strip club, alcohol, smoking, unprotected p in v, oral, Narcos era, reader is a stripper, reader has long hair, switching POVs, some Spanish (translations at bottom of doc)
Dividers by @saradika-graphics
The glow of the amber lights swirl above his head as a crystal disco ball spins slowly, throwing its sparkly essence into the crowded strip club. This isnât his normal place, Paradise Cove. Itâs only a distraction, a secret alcove to let go of any thoughts of drug lords, innocent bloodshed, Pablo Escobar, or any traces of misery heâs been holding on to over the past treacherous year. This was a place for forgetting, relaxing the mind, indulging in mere fantasies he could only wish to grasp his torn hands around. So heâd drink, smoke, and indulge in beautiful women in peace on this lonely Friday evening.Â
   The red walls are smeared with flecks of sparkles, and the atmosphere is bursting with energy and dim lighting. The cool glass of amber whiskey sits in his hand as he gulps down another swig, letting the burn coat his insides as he flicks the small lighter and lights up another Marlboro cigarette. He lets the smoke surround him, fogging his vision as he inhales the nicotine and lets it sit there dwindling around him in a blur. Just for a couple of seconds, just enough to take the edge off of his growing migraine.Â
   He throws his head back and exhales, blowing the smoke out as the music changes over to a tune he knows. âSex & Candyâ by Marcy Playground starts to play from the blaring speakers, the song slowly slipping through his ears as he sits up just a little straighter in the black leather chair.Â
   The crowd hollers when the next girl takes the stage, low whistles reverberating off the side mahogany tables as the volume of the music picks up. He doesnât realize what theyâre all making a fuss about until he looks up and sees you. The most beautiful girl heâs ever seen. Esplendida.Â
   Youâre so radiant, the way you strut across the stage in your crystal clear stiletto high heels as you spin in slow motion, running your fingers through your thick, long curls as you look over your shoulder and flirt with the crowd. Your legs are so long, the curve of your thighs begging to be touched as you sway your hips side to side and get lost in the song.
   And then there she was, in platform double suede. Yeah, there she was. Like disco lemonade.
   He canât help but grip the damp glass in his hands a little too tight as he spreads his legs wide and relaxes into the plush leather, his eyes glued to you as you slide down the pole gracefully. He wets his lips as his tongue glides across his bottom lip, his cigarette burning his flared nostrils as he oogles the way you please the crowd with every single move you make across the reflective stage.Â
   He watches the way you push the swell of your breasts up with your delicate hands, eyes the tiny black lingerie set that barely covers your porcelain skin, assesses the way the lacy thong skims across the curve of your hips, and nearly drowns on his sip of bubbling whiskey as you bend down and show off the thick globes of your ass.Â
   Javi sets the half empty glass of alcohol down beside him on the little sturdy table and grabs his denim clad knee as he sinks his nails into the fabric, trying to hold himself together as he listens to the track play through the massive club, watching the way you keep turning and finding his searing gaze.Â
   I smell sex and candy here. Whoâs that lounging in my chair? Whoâs that casting devious stares in my direction? Mama, this surely is a dream.Â
   His brown eyes blow wide every time you turn and wink his way, casually flirting as you flip your hair and bite your lower lip, sending him spiraling as he feels the blood rush to his cock in his tight jeans, feeling just how hard he is now as his thick cock presses into the metal of the zipper. Itâs like you know what youâre doing, sparkling eyes penetrating his gaze as you flirtatiously bat your long mascara coated eyelashes and eye fuck him from the glowing stage, making sure heâs getting exactly what he came her for. To feel good, to indulge in his fantasies, to make him think you want him. But customers donât get to take strippers home. Thatâs not how this business works, not how itâs supposed to run, unlessâŠÂ
   You slide slowly down the metal pole, ending up on the floor of the lit up stage as you spread your legs wide and tease him just a little as you play with the straps of your panties and press your heels into the floor, giving him a view that just about takes him out. He leans his elbows against his knees, rakes a hand through his thick mustache as he groans into the palm of his hand while sweat sticks to his tanned forehead.Â
   He loves the view thatâs on display, loves the outline of your pussy as he swears he can see wetness pooling there in between your legs while you sit there and tease him with the biggest smirk on your face heâs ever seen in his life. Those red, plump lips, those glistening thighs that deserve to be kissed, that pulsing core that begs to be lapped up. He can see it now, you splayed out on his bed while he fucks you deep, bottoming out as you scream his name, claw at his tanned skin as you beg for more. Heâd take care of you. God he would. And fuck does he want to. Desesperadamente.Â
   He can feel the precum sliding against his thick length, can feel just how badly he wants to palm himself through his tight denim as he watches you fall apart on the stage before him. At this point he has no restraint, can barely sit here and watch as you start to crawl on your hands and knees toward him, hypnotizing eyes that lock on his as he leans forward and unfastens the black tie that clings to his button-up white collared shirt.Â
   His eyebrows furrow, lips parting unbelievably as you curl your finger and beckon him to come to the side of the stage, your gaze flicking over his figure as he prays you donât see the erection thatâs begging for some kind of release thatâd involve hands, or maybe a mouth, a warm tongueâŠ
   He takes another drag of the sweet nicotine and pushes himself out of the leather chair, slowly trudging up to you as he lets his eyes trail generously over your perfect body. When he finally makes it over to the end of the glossy stage, he sees just how beautiful your eyes really are, eyes that were just eye fucking him seconds ago, eyes heâd love to gaze into while he cants his hips against yours roughly. Eyes he could lost in, swim in.
   You smirk his way, letting your hands run through your tousled curls as you flutter thick eyelashes up at him. He digs into the pit of his denim pocket and pulls out a crisp twenty dollar bill as he cautiously slides it inside the lace of your push-up bra, his fingertips grazing the edge of one of your perky breasts as he groans in response. Your skin is so soft, he thinks what you have underneath the lace will be even softer, divine, delicious.Â
   You bite your bottom lip flirtatiously and play with the end of his loose tie, letting the silk slip through your fingertips as he watches in a blissed out daze. You couldâve chosen anyone to target, couldâve had attention from any of the sleazy men in this nightclub, but you chose him. The one with the flecks of honey eyes, the one that couldnât keep his eyes off you for one second, the handsome stranger who mustâve been new to this place.Â
   âYou new here?â you ask curiously as you eye his stance, watching the way his eyes seem to light with burning fire every time he even dares to look your way.Â
   âBeen here once or twice before, but this is the first time Iâm seeing you, hermosa.â He lets his dark eyes slide down your body, a smirk curling across his plush lips as he leans in closer, until you can smell the tinge of nicotine lacing through his taste buds. âYou sure look good up on that stage, amar. Prettiest thing Iâve seen in a city like San Francisco.â
   âOh? You like what you see?â you blush as you hang your legs off the end of the stage, just enough to brush his thighs as you feel how strong they are.Â
   âOh, I like what I see alright. Jodidamente perfecta.â
   You feel your cheeks burn bright red, feel your thighs clench up as you see how thick his fingers are, how dark and ravenous his eyes look, how hard he is underneath the fabric of his tight jeans. You donât ever get this wound up about customers, but something about well dressed, smoldering men makes you want to lose all dignity and throw yourself at him. He must be so good in bed. With the way heâs staring at you, all hot and bothered, he may as well just carry you out of this club. Even if itâs technically against the rules.Â
   âWhatâs your name, handsome?â you ask as you brush your heels against the side of his ankles and watch him tense up under your touch.Â
   âJavier. Just call me Javi for short, though. And yours, hermosa?â You tell him your name, your real name, not your stripper name, even if thatâs against the rules, too. You clearly donât care about any fucking rules at this point.Â
   âAhh, thatâs a gorgeous name. Telling me your real name, yeah? Arenât you a little rule breaker,â he teases as he cocks up a thick eyebrow and slides his thumb over his lips as he brushes against his thick mustache. You wonder what itâd feel like with his mouth covering your core, his mustache brushing over your swollen clit as he licks and licks until you come apart on his large tongue.Â
   You pull yourself out of ridiculous wet fantasies and watch the smoke fall off his tongue. âI live to break rules,â you tease as you pull him closer, catching the end of his black tie as heâs so close now that you can see the embers of brown flecks scatter across his dark eyes. Heâs so handsome, you think you want to go home with him.Â
   âThat right, hermosa?â he asks as he takes another long drag of his cigarette and blows the smoke away from your face as that smug smirk still encases his playful teasing.Â
   âThatâs right,â you giggle as you gently curl your fingers over the wrist that holds the burning cigarette.Â
   He watches you carefully, eyes full of trouble as he puffs out a breath and fills your nostrils with the stench of whiskey and nicotine. âWhat do you say, hermosa? Wanna take a tour of my bedroom tonight?â
   You carefully snag his lit cigarette from his outstretched hand and slide it in between your crimson lips, taking a slow drag of the cigarette as he watches you with dark, wide eyes and parted lips that shine with the gleam of amber colored whiskey. You gently blow out the smoke in his face and lean forward as you wrap your manicured fingers around his loosened tie. âYou can give me money, yes, but what else? I have plenty of money. What is it that you want, handsome?â
   He grabs the cigarette from your open hand and takes a whiff of the nicotine, letting it blow right back into your face as you smell whiskey, smoke, and trouble fill your lungs.
   âTe deseoâŠâ He says it slowly, meticulously like itâs the most sensual thing heâs ever said to a woman before. You donât know what it means, but it damn sure sounds like you need to say yes.Â
   Your eyebrows raise as you smile wide his way. âI donât speak Spanish, handsome. But I think I want to say yes. Wanna indulge me in what exactly it is you want?â
   He takes another slow drag of his cigarette as he smirks your way. âI want you, hermosa. In my bed, underneath my body, so I can fuck you fast and hard. Wanna rip off that lace and devour your sweet pussy until I have you coming apart on my tongue. Wanna make love to the beauty that stole my heart away tonight.â
   Your breath hitches as you gasp out of breath, not realizing you clutched onto his leather belt and clenched your sticky thighs together as slick pools warmly in your lace. You shouldâve known he was a handsome menace the first moment you saw him sitting there with his glass of cold whiskey and lit up cigarette. You shouldâve fucking guessed.Â
   His body is now too close to yours, chest pressed against yours as you stand shakily off the stage and feel just how bad he wants you through the fabric of his tight jeans. You can see that way his dark eyes flick over yours, feel the heavy breaths coming from his broad chest, smell the stench of trouble and nicotine lacing around your wrists as he slowly grabs a strand of hair and whispers your name into the shell of your ear.Â
   Itâs almost too much, almost enough to get you fired right on the spot until the music suddenly changes to a Rhianna song, signaling it was time for the next dancer to come out. You abruptly pull away from him as you feel the tension sit thick in the air, almost like a fog takes over and you canât see anything clearly anymore.Â
   Itâs your time to go, to mingle with other clients, and he knows that, you can see it in the understanding of those big chocolate eyes that stare adamantly at you. You give him a flirtatious wave and brush up against his large arm as you whisper up to him, âI get off in an hour. Meet me in the back.â
   He watches you saunter off, half smiling as he realizes he got the girl. He never misses, almost never gets turned down, but this one he might want to see again. He can already tell heâll want you to stick around, maybe even make you his. Maybe he wonât have to walk this lonely, overbearing life alone anymore. MaybeâŠ. just maybe youâll stay. Maybe heâll let you stay. Maybe for a night, a month, a year, forever.Â
   The smell of sweat covered bodies, vanilla scents of sensual movements and whiskey clad tongues fill the room as you move at a slow, passionate pace. His meaty hands and smooth tongue are everywhere, sliding down your neck, pulling your pebbled nipples into his warm mouth, and lapping thoroughly at the slick between your sticky thighs.Â
   Your moans come in sync. Elated, deafening, ravenous every time he licks a thick stripe over your dripping core. He groans each time you rake your fingers through his mess of dark locks, your pleasurable moans filling the room every time he pulls your puffy clit into his mouth as his thick fingers curl up into the spongy walls that make you see blinding stars in your vision. He doesnât stop even after the first time you come for him, spilling all your pent up slick as he laps up every single drop between your thighs.Â
   He pulls out another mind blowing orgasm with his experienced tongue alone, and he doesnât even give you a minute to breathe before heâs splitting you in two with the slick cock that fills you to the brim, bottoming out in you time and time again until you feel him everywhere in your system, like the nicotine and whiskey that fill his lungs night after lonely night. He licks into your mouth, his smooth tongue dancing along with yours until you canât taste anything but the tang of neat whiskey and toxic nicotine that bleed into your bloodstream, tasting like sweet addiction and danger, a lover in disguise.Â
   Youâre already close again, almost spilling yourself around his thick cock as he bends your knees back and folds you like an acrobatic so you can feel him deep, rough every single time he snaps his hips against yours and buries his face into your neck with furrowed eyebrows as he sucks and bites against the base of your neck.Â
   âCome for me again, hermosa. There you go, such a good fucking girl. Let me feel you again. Squeezing so tight around my fucking cock,â he growls as he guides his thumb down to your clit and starts to circle nice and slow, the pressure building in your spine as you start to let go.Â
   âJavi,â you moan as you scratch your long nails down his bare back, clawing at his tanned skin every time he guides his slick cocks inside you, reaching that spongy spot that makes you plead and moan with every thrust of his hips.Â
   âAttagirl, hermosa. Tan encantadora,â he pants as sweat covers his glistening forehead. Once, twice, three more tight circles on your bundle of nerves and youâre squeezing his cock, spilling yourself all over him as you moan loudly into his ear as he comes seconds after, throwing his head back as he groans with pleasure as thick ropes of white come paint your insides.Â
   He topples over next to you in the damp, twisted sheets and pulls you against his broad chest while his free hand lights a cigarette up while he gets lost in the thick cloud of nicotine and musty sex. While he sucks on the addictive stick of nicotine, his dark eyes wade over you as his lips graze warmly over your sweat covered forehead.Â
   âDid so good for me, hermosa. You wanna stay the night? I can get you all cleaned up in the morning, and we can go for breakfast. Maybe eat you out on the kitchen counter while I make you coffee. What do you say, hermosa?â
   You shift closer against his side, sliding your fingers over his glistening chest as his deep breaths fill the void in the spacious room. You flick your eyes up to him and study him, watching the way he inhales smoke and stares warmly down your way, like heâs in a lucid dream just watching the girl of his dreams. âYou mean like⊠you want to keep seeing me? This wasnât a one time thing?â
   His jaw goes slack as his lips parts open, putting the burning cigarette out on the pale blue ash tray on the edge of his mahogany nightstand. âThatâs right, hermosa. A sweet, beautiful, gorgeous girl like you deserves more, and I want to give you that. If youâll let me.â
   You take in his offer, your fingers threading through his as you crawl over him and graze your swollen red lips against his. âOkay then, Javi. Show me your world.â
   He cups the back of your neck and brings you down to his lips as he slots his tongue between your lipstick smeared lips, pulling you deep into him as you taste every shade of red he can paint you, coating you in desire youâve only ever dreamed of.Â
   He tasted like sex and candy, and you were just getting started.Â
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Spanish Translations:
Hermosa - beautiful
Esplendida - gorgeous
desesperadamente - desperately
jodidamente perfecta - fucking perfect
Tan Encantadora - so lovely
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Début De Soirée-La Vie La Nuit (1988) (song) stimboard!
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