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lil-moni-x3 · 7 years ago

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easybakec0ven · 8 years ago

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Meal replacements are on the long list of things that are fascinating in theory but dull in practice*. The one above has been on my mind for years because of the following qualities: 1. It is produced by a Japanese pharmaceutical company. 2. Its primary ingredients are wheat flour, margarine, sugar, and a thousand vitamins. 3. Packaging. 4. The simplicity of the flavors (Cheese, Chocolate, Fruit, Maple, Plain) 5. The promise of reducing my daily ledger of decisions and thus my daily commitment of bad decisions. Turns out they sell Calorie Mate at Sunrise Mart, which is 0.2 miles from my office. Great! I’ve waited years for this. I bought three boxes and took them back to the office. (Team-building activity: “Let’s pretend to be science-fiction prisoners.”) We divided up our nutrition blocks and nibbled them. As the ingredients would suggest, they tasted like cookies. “Wouldn’t it be fun to open your pantry and see nothing but boxes upon boxes of this?” someone said, and then choked on a brown particle that turned out to be orange rind. We were unable to finish our blocks. Better in theory than in practice. But you know what’s not disappointing? The roster of products produced by Otsuka Pharmaceutical, which is the company that manufactures Calorie Mate. In addition to our lunchtime supplements, Otsuka makes an antipsychotic named Abilify (great name), a cannabinoid mouth spray, a “fiber soda”, and a drink called SOYSH, which is a combination of “soy” (the drink’s main ingredient) and SH, the sound made when you open a carbonated beverage. They also own Crystal Geyser. *Key example being, of course, Soylent. The Reddit threads? Fascinating! The product? Fine! The experience? Boring! The results? Indistinct!

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