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The Group Chat

Al: I JUST REALIZED WE DON’T EVEN KNOW WHAT DINOSAURS SOUND LIKE! THEY COULD’VE BEEN SPEAKING FLUENT GERMAN FOR ALL WE KNOW


Sam: It’s too early for this.


Al: GUTEN MORGEN HERR PTERODACTYL


Joelle: WIE GEHTS HERR MASTADON


Reggie: Oh my god neither of those are dinosaurs and there’s 145 million years separating them both, this conversation is a palaeontological disaster