#source: nerdymixedpan

[hawklanstargazer]

Roman: Alright, everyone, settle down. We’re about to have a meeting. Now as you recently saw, I had to give Neo 20 bucks. The reason for this is because Little Red is, in fact, autistic. And since I have this information, we’re going to make a few changes.

Xiong Henchman: Like what, exactly?

Roman: Well, first and foremost, your uniforms are made of testable fabric that is going to set off her sensory issues. So we’re going to switch to a nice cashmere.

Xiong Henchman: Shouldn’t we be using her sensory issues to our advantage?

Roman:

Roman: Kevin, I am many things; An egomaniacal maniac, a homegrown terrorist, complete grade A sadist. But if there’s one thing I’m not, it’s ableist. And if I’m going to take down that little snot-nosed hero wannabe, it’s not going to be through the use of her autism! Now, we are getting cashmere coats!

[virgil-at-hot-topic]

The lgbt+ cook out

(This will includes all au's take all the different characters from different au's and smash them into one. So like De from a/b/o and Link from Fantasy)

De(twink) and Link(high fem): Are plotting world domination

Ed(bear) and Ruby(butch): Are trying to stop them.

Dami(bi) and Alastair(pan): playing uno at a table.

Ace(Asexual) and Lupin(Aromantic, not official): Are underneath the table and Aro keeps stealing unto cards. Ace is trying to stop them.

Xavier(trans): Is in a corner for some reason

Delta(non binary): Some how got in a tree (queue Keith trying to get them down)

Alastair(horny ghost au)(demisexual): Is outside the house wondering if they are aloud in.

Lu(poly): Got fucking lost on the way there. They don't know where the fuck they are but they're just gonna have their own picnic at some park.

De(Genderfluid Horny ghost au, De is genderfluid in every au though): Is just doing fucking cartwheels in the backyard.