#source: dude bro party masacre ii

[pathetic-dreamy]

Niall, to the band: You lied to me!

Harry: I swear, we will never lie to you again.

Niall: What if it's my birthday? You take me to a quiet little bistro dinner, nothing too fancy, and then you act like you "forgot your keys". Then the lights go off! Who turned out the lights?! Then the lights go back on -- all my friends are there! And you know what it is? It's a goddamn surprise birthday party! Bring out the raspberry brown butter tort that reads "Happy 30th B-Day, Niall! Love, your friends, (the lying bastards that they are)!"

Everyone: