#soulmates in a OH I have GOT to start an argument with this rando RIGHT NOW kind of way

[tossawary]

With Han Solo running spice for Jabba, it's easy to fabricate a Canon Divergence AU in which he meets Luke Skywalker a little earlier. Luke Skywalker is ship-watching at a local spaceport with Biggs and some other pilot buddies, and Luke accidentally says, "What a piece of junk!" just a little too loudly when he first sees the Falcon docked somewhere, and that's how Han nearly throws hands with an 18yo farmboy.

It also works if you do a twin swap to get Leia Skywalker and Luke Organa. Han Solo nearly gets his ass caught by bounty hunters a couple times because he can't stop flying back to Tatooine to go "AND ANOTHER THING-!" at the teenage farmgirl whom he met in a bar that one time. Leia was dropping off some of her aunt's blue milk cheeses at a cantina and some real creep got a little too pushy, which was fine because she had her blaster rifle as always, but then some SCRUFFY-LOOKING NERFHERDER butted in and keeps claiming that HE shot FIRST-?!