#souji tendou

[offhandway]

i love making these

[t-u-i-t-c]

"I'll make you something delicious to eat."

[kamenridergaysex]

NEXT LEVEL

[badass-queer-couples-battle]

Sword gays showdown - preliminaries

Propaganda:

For Tendou Souji:

he loves making fun of Kagami and also fighting Worms alongside him. he got his sword by quoting grandma and saying "i'm awesome" in a forest and a sword fell from the sky

For Kendal:

Named himself after his sword, which he inherited from a god after he became the second occupant of said god’s incarnated body. The sword summons blue starfire given enough power and kinda maybe has an eye in it sometimes. Kendal is also canonically ace!

He's the current occupant of the incarnation of the body of Vash (A city god) He did not have a name originally, so he named himself Kendal, which means sword in his region of the Aurora world. He primarily fights using the sword of Vash (god), which is made of a magic metal found beneath Vash (City) As for the LGBTQ+ part, he's asexual. (This hasn't been mentioned in comic, but the creator has said that she has explicitly written him as ace, and has drawn heavily of her own experiences)

[starry-beetle]

i love....the tendo siblings....so much

[brie-draws]

My grandmother said this.... [ Tendou Souji - Kamen Rider Kabuto ]

[sunlightfeeling]

Kamen Rider Kabuto: Episode 2 (2006)

[stingyslegslookweird]

EDIT: i’ve sort of abandoned this project for the foreseeable future. if you’d like to continue it on your own, go right ahead, but for the time being, i don’t have the time nor the attention span necessary.

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need some suggestions for eccentric, unhinged, or otherwise insane toku characters. i’m gonna make a bunch of them in the sims and force them to live together.

the list so far:

dan kuroto

momoi taro

utsumi (from build)

tendou souji

george karizaki

otoya kurenai

kitou haruka

ankh

woz (from zi-o)

jugglus juggler (bruh what even is that name)

amatsu gai

kaidou naoya

noel takao

asakura (from ryuki)

beroba (the pink jyamato supporter girl from geats)

isaac/izaak (aka master logos aka kamen rider solomon)

sonoza (subject to change based on a poll i posted but based on the votes at the time i’m editing this, the 22nd of april, he’s probably gonna get his own separate house)

[christine-ye]

Yui Nagomi is what happens when you combine Kirby and Soji Tendo into a magical girl

[ask-cloverfield]

[zerorock41]

If you're willing to read subtitles and commit to about 48 episodes, may I recommend Kamen Rider Kabuto? Most of the show is a dark and creepy "invasion of the body snatchers" story, and the main character is a comedy protagonist who can do whatever he wants, makes Shakespearean soliloquies about people, and basically turns everyone as crazy as him.

I think it's always supremely funny when something has a character who's distinctly more Genre than everyone else in the setting - like everyone else is living in the kind of "everyone shits themselves when they die" kind of miserably drab Game of Thrones kind of low fantasy setting but there's just this one fucking guy on an epic high fantasy quest because he saw a bird do something weird and This Was An Omen That He Must Embark On This Journey, while everyone else is like "dude why do you talk like that."

Even better if it isn't even the same genre as everyone else. Just living in their own world that's clearly internally consistent but incomprehensible to anyone else. Funnier yet, when once it has been firmly established that this dude just lives like this, it's dramatically revealed that there's two of them, literally just one other person who's exactly like this, too.

Like the story is just some normal family slice of life comedy, except one of the dads is just Like That. And then some completely bat shit insane weirdo shows up out of nowhere trying to fight this guy, and the dad just responds in the exact same style of dramatic right back, with no hesitation. Nobody but his wife has any idea what the hell is going on, and she wishes it was not going on. Their kids ask their dad what the hell that was about, who is this guy.

And he just goes "Forgive me for keeping this from you. I can see now that my attempts to keep the shadows of my past a secret from you, in order to protect you, have been foolish. I should have prepared you for this day. The consequences of the failures of my youth. You see, I was not always the man that you know now as your father."

(His wife chimes in from the other room, saying "don't listen to him, kids. He's literally always been like that.")

And this other weird guy barges in like "Brace yourself, villain! I have come for my vengeance! For years I have sought you, tracked you like a beast as you have fled like an animal, but now I have cornered you here. You, traitor who were once my brother, who robbed me of the life that should have been rightfully mine!"

And without skipping a beat the dad turns to him like "You fool! Still you are blinded by your own insolent pride! It was not I who schemed or sought your downfall, but it was your own arrogance that brought you down!" And their battle continues while this guy's family calmly watches from the side.

And the mom explains that yeah, they used to know each other in college. Both of them were already like that when they met, and they were best buds at the time, almost all the way through. No, they didn't start fighting over her. Nobody else but them even knows what this beef is about. And all the while this background story is being explained, they're watching two middle-aged dudes engaged in combat with shitty mall katanas in a grocery store parking lot.

[offhandway]

tendou to kagami : do you think i can befriend a commoner like you?

[t-u-i-t-c]

"I owe you one."

+ bonuses

[bertbrainrot]

guess who's watching kabuto ... heh...

[asanjou]

so, you're an interesting fellow after all

[starry-beetle]

people who hate Tendou clearly cannot appreciate his greatest charm: he is the cutest big bro in the world