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skyburger · 4 months

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okay you people dont get it at all. fries and chips are NOT the same. cookies and biscuits are NOT the same. (however american "biscuits" ARE just fucking scones. those are the same. theyre savory scones.)

fries vs. chips is easy to explain. fries are thinner chips are thicker & medium-width ones can go either way. some dishes you have to call them chips with (e.g. fish & chips) but some it doesnt matter which you call them (e.g. burger w/ fries & beef burger w/ chips)

^ examples of chips (left) and fries (right)

However biscuits and cookies requires nuance. you could never understand. im the one and only biscuit-cookie EXPERT. ive listed examples of each (under the cut, to spare ur guyses dashes)... hope you understand. hope my psychic mind beam waves are reaching you

COOKIES:

oreos

chocolate chip cookies

sugar cookies

snickerdoodles

black and white cookies

christmas cookies

macaroon

gingerbread men

oatmeal raisin cookies

rainbow cookie

fortune cookie

BISCUITS:

animal crackers

bourbon creams

millionaires shortbread

pocky

cadbury fingers

jaffa cakes

digestives

chocolate teacakes

custard creams

florentines

ginger snaps

jammie dodgers

ladyfingers

lebkuchen

macarons

party rings

shortbread (any kind)

spritzebäck

stroopwafel

wafers (any kind)

for the record though some of these (e.g. macarons or ladyfingers) i wouldnt really call a biscuit in conversation? like i would classify them as biscuits. But when i want biscuits i dont want those. do u get it. its like how rainbow cookies are cookies but when i want a cookie i usually dont want that)

#sorry for three unrelated posts in a row i just had a lot of thoughts at once apparently #muffin mumbles #food #food //#<- jic #i added that first tag when i started drafting this god knows how long ago (right after my last post im pretty sure.)#i had to look through the whole wikipedia list of biscuits and cookies. Did you know there r like SO many originating in the philippines #and i dont think ive had any of them!!! what the hell!!!! i need to up my bickie (biscuit cookie) game #i cant call them that tjats what my family calls our cats dry food. idont think weve called it ''kibble''(?) ever . Like those are bickies #or biccies. my mom spells it that way but i read that with italian pronounciation #iforgot what i was talking about. vinnyvinesauce twin snakes has been on in the background this whole time@and its GETTING to me now #sothats enough of that. im done. hashtag like a boss #<- saw a post about nobody saying ''like a boss'' anymore the other day

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