#sorry yall im just bombarding yall with aus

[maiko-coy]

Smiling Critters but Catnap is some sort of cryptid shapeshifter that can has a 100% capability to do harm but the others doesn't know and are trying to teach him the ways of being a friend which is sorta working--

[aezuria]

*ੈ✎ he's an all american boy!

content: american football player! jason grace x reader

╰┈▸ back cover: mortal! au; part I | part II

warnings: cursing (sorry guys), kinda random non-linear plot (but its hcs so its fine)

librarian's annotations: guys help i need a song title/lyric that fits this so it can be my title

also IM GOING FERAL I THINK THE ANGST MADE ME INSANE SO THIS IS HOW I COPE can you guys tell im projecting by the way ppl fawn over him in this

bro is actually hotshot #1

right when he walks into the school he is BOMBARDED with students like theyre papparazi

hes just

tall, handsome, buff- what more could a girl want?? (there are other criteria he meets but we'll get to that later)

the picture perfect quarterback straight from a damn movie

NOT TO MENTION HES NOT SOME COCKY JERK

at first ppl were like "omg hes so hot but im not gonna go up to him cause what if hes mean???"

and then he goes up to them and hes all shy like

"excuse me? i need to get to my locker, sorry if i interrupted your conversation." and hes scratching the back of his neck and smiling awkwardly

HEART EYES

word spreads fast in hs yall already know

so when everyone finds out hes not only tall, handsome and buff but also KIND??

head over heels

and hes not exactly oblivious to it but hes not fully aware of it either

probably like "oh yea a lot of ppl talk to me idk why tho its probably cause my friends are popular"

bby you’re the most popular out of your friends don’t even

hes such a good student too

teachers love him

hes everyones golden boy fr (especially mine teehee)

usually sits in the front of the class unless his friends make him sit with them in the back

then he pulls out his glasses that he keeps in its case, even having the lil wipe thing folded neatly

cue shocked gasps

"omg you wear glasses?"

"do you need to clean them? here have my handkerchief!" ("who even are you can't you see he has one")

"those suit you so well!"

his ears turn red at the sudden burst of attention and he laughs nervously, muttering his thanks

even the teacher wasnt mad at the disruption bc who would get mad at jason?

(he got little nudges from his friends after)

you guys know that one jock whose actually a nerd x nerd trope???

i dont even know if it exists but it sounds cute anyway

thats you and jason

he had his first conversation- if you could call it that, at the library when you guys were abt to grab the same book (ugh so cliche right)

being the gentleman he was, he let you have it

to which you tried to refute but he INSISTED

"oh, y/n it's yours. i'll just get a different one."

which got you a little intimidated bc who wouldnt be intimidated by a 6'2 jock thats the talk of the town

you thanked him profusely and scampered away

wait did he just say my name? how does he even know who i am?

that probably kept you up at night

like "oh my god did i just embarrass myself in front of THE jason grace???? did i walk away weird?"

little did you know that the jason grace was awake that same night

"did i scare her?? why did she look like that when i said her name? did my voice crack? did she think i was weird cause my hand brushed against hers? oh my god my hand brushed against hers.."

started noticing you EVERYWHERE after that

like he knew you guys were in some classes tgt

but he finds that he passes by you SO many times in the hallway

and somehow spots you at a table across the library

was that your usual spot? was this his usual spot now?

like what?? his delusional never-had-a-real-gf-because-that-one-time-he-dated-his-friend-she-turned-out-to-be-a-lesbian ass thinks its fate

very much influenced by all the books he reads (NO he does not read romance he simply finds an interesting book that HAPPENS to have romance)

(and if he did, WHAT OF IT HUH??? THEY COUNT AS BIG BOY BOOKS OKAY)

i have this headcanon that he remembers the name of everyone in his classes because he was always forgettable as a kid and no one really knew his name cause he was so quiet (or he tries really hard to remember because he has this aching feeling that in another timeline he could never remember)

so he doesnt want to make others feel that way and yea

BACK TO HOW HOT HE IS

(stealing part of this from my earlier rant)

its late, hes tired, but hes back in the library to cram for his test tomorrow

so unlike him, usually hed be on top of things, but his minds been on some... other things. persons. person.

hes still sweaty and sore from football practice, having (literally) ran straight here after changing

throws his bag down (quietly of course, he's not some brute) and takes out like three different notebooks, his worn pencil case from freshman year, and his glasses

jason slides them on, pushing it up the bridge of his nose as he gets up and searches for the textbooks he needs

he knows its more comfortable and less time-consuming to just study at home, after all he already has loaner textbooks given out at the start of the school year, but something in his heart wanted him to drag his beat ass here and work

and good thing too, because he sees a familiar hand grab a book from the other side of the bookshelf

not that he just knows what your hand looks like, that'd be weird

it reveals your beautiful eyes, ones jason would love to see closer

he smiles at you from the crack in the bookshelf, murmuring a soft "hello"

you think you just saw an angel with the way the warm light crowned his head

but when you offer to help him study??? he thinks he fell in love

you were his SAVIOR

thanked you a billion times every other sentence and fumbled over his words cause hes never talked with you for this long

his ears are bright red even though the ac in the library was always to the max

also how is he wearing just a shirt

not that you minded though, it gave you a chance to ogle at the way the fabric was fighting for its life to keep him under wraps

and daydream about fantasies that shall not be named (one involving a pink bow around his bicep)

you dont know how long you were helping and how long you spent daydreaming

you hoped you werent being too obvious (it was very, very obvious but jason was too focused to notice)

it felt like mere minutes when jason looks up, a tired but accomplished look on his face

he thanks you one last time, saying he'll make it up to you

you couldnt help but feel disappointed until the fatigue from the day hits you like a bus

he offers to take you home, saying it was too dark out, and that it wouldnt be safe

god, hes such a gentleman

you take him up on the offer as you did NOT plan on dying a virgin

walks you to your door too, can he get any better???

apparently he can because after he got his scores back for his tests, he rushes to you with a bright smile and presents them like a child with their artwork

”i got a hundred! it’s all thanks to you, you’re a really great study buddy!”

of fucking course he gives the credit to you how is he so humble??

like that was alllll him you just sat there and admired the view (so real for that)

after that he practically begs you to go to his next game, saying he'll return the favor by playing extra hard for you

(can he be extra hard for me tho)

you needed no convincing because a. hes jason grace. end of question. (and b, you know his ass would look great in his uniform GOOD GOOGLY MOOGLY)

he even said he’ll treat you if your school wins (which should be the other way around, but he again, insists)

they won, to absolutely no one’s surprise

took you to a cute lil cafe where you guys got drinks and sandwiches

then he overthinks it before bed cause he didn’t make it sound like a date but he really wanted it to be but he wasn’t sure if you felt the same and-

when you guys do start dating, everyones jealous but they cant bear to hate because you guys are just so cute together (bonus if youre short cause height difference couple !!)

he tried to keep it secret cause he didnt want to get you overwhelmed with a bunch of attention, but its obvious to everyone hes extra soft with you

he thought he was being sneaky when he slowly shifted his usual seat day by day to be closer to you so it wouldnt be obvious (spoiler: it was)

you assured him you were okay with your relationship being public if he was okay with it too

of course he is how can he NOT want you by his side forever

he sees his friends give their gfs their jersey to wear to their games and is like “i so want that” but he’s too shy to ask youu

but it’s written all over his face as you catch him staring intently at the way his friend hands over his spare jersey to his girlfriend when they think no one was looking

so, being the great girlfriend you are, took it upon yourself to ask him for it

which he gave to you a blushing, stuttering mess

the next game, he was worried

where were you? you weren’t usually this late; the game was about to start and he didn’t even get a good luck kiss yet!

he knows it’s probably nothing strange, that you’re just running late, but he can’t help but worry

the whistle blows and he sighs, getting into position, but not before sneaking one last glance at the bleachers

his sky blue eyes found you instantly, and was that-?

you were wearing his jersey, practically swimming in it as you waved your arm excitedly.

he broke into a wide smile, unfortunately hidden by his helmet, and waved back at you, forgetting all about the game for a moment until his friend whacked him upside the head

he buzzed with anticipation, wanting to just hurry and finish so he could run to you and spin you in his arms

you were his driving motive as he scored touchdown after touchdown, never letting the other team bridge the gap in their points

his team wins unsurprisingly, and the first thing he does is throw down his helmet and run to you, tackling you gently

he sweeps you off your feet and kisses you as you spin, giggles muffled by his lips

hes sweaty and sticky but you couldn’t bring yourself to care, the way his smile lights up the world is all that matters

and he knows that you’re his world, and he’d do anything to make you light up

[getlostsquidward]

no cus i MOVED when u said ure planning to make a one shot and backstory in agathas pov like i WILL BE SEATED when it comes out (im obv ecstatic and cant stress it enough 😭)

also ofc id love to read your jen barkley / eve fletcher fics 🤝 in this house we stan the hottest kathryn hahn characters (theyre all obviously hot but i have my favorites HSKSHDJS) anyways im open to any works you'd like to share with us <33 tbh it feels illegal that we read works for free like how come we deserve authors like u yall literally are the backbones that keep the fandom alive and active like ????

(also sorry for bombarding ur inbox and being annoying JHDJSHDSJ i can be rlly talkative when im hyper or smth 😭🤸‍♀️)

- :3

no worries ure fine!! it's not annoying and i actually get excited when i get asks like this 🥰

IKR?? PRECISELY WHY I STARTED WRITING LMAO it's frustrating when you're in a small fandom and there's only few contents. i live by the saying "by the fans, for the fans" 😌

this mother-in-law!agatha au really awakened something in us huh 🥵 and now she lives in our mind rent-free 25/8 just like y/n. it's precisely what she wants.

[scarabbai]

How does everyone view Kalim and Jamil’s relationship in the RR AU? Does it initially seem like they’re very close friends and people slowly realize they like each other as time goes on, or is it blatantly obvious from day one? Are there any particularly unique interpretations of their relationship from the other students? Sorry if I’m bombarding you with questions, but your AU has helped me get through a stressful week and I really enjoy it so far!

ANON IM SO GLAD MY AU BRINGS YOU JOY!!!!!!! Role reversed au makes me happy too so I’m super ;u; at the fact that it can bring other people happiness as well ;u;;; ALSO!! Please don’t worry about “bombarding” me with questions!! I LOVE questions!!! They help me think about stuff I haven’t considered yet in the au and tbh yall seriously know how to ask the REAL questions lmao

(Also as of me currently writing this, I don’t even have any other asks here aside from this one!! So if you want to send more...👀👀)

OKAY now for me to actually get to your question!!! I definitely think that upon their arrival at the school, they would have been read more as close friends and their attraction to each other would be less obvious. Not only were they both more guarded and cautious when they first got to the school (Kalim was busy getting a read on their classmates and the general school environment to sus out any potential threats or problems right off the bat while Jamil was SUPER uncomfortable and paranoid over being around so many people he didn’t know) but they also were roommates during their first year. Since it would be weird if Jamil, as a new student, somehow managed to get a large room all to himself, he went for the next best option by having Crowley assign both him and Kalim to a spacious two person dorm room (also a little weird, but a lot less suspicious than the alternative) so they wouldn’t have to deal with anyone they didn’t know. Bc of this, a lot of the stuff they said or did that came off as a little too close for them to just be friends was passed off as them being like that bc they shared a room.

Of course, anyone who paid close enough attention probably realized that Kalim and Jamil are definitely special to each other in a way no one else is. For example, even if Jamil is friends with some people at the school, he doesn’t let anyone touch him and is very big on personal space. Despite this, Kalim is always welcome to be physically affectionate without asking, and Jamil not only is content with Kalim hanging off his arm or draping himself over him but also gets touchy feely with Kalim in return. This kind of attention from Jamil is something no one else gets. On the flipside, Kalim is notably attentive to Jamil’s thoughts, feelings, and needs. Obviously he won’t share a good majority of what he knows, but it’s pretty obvious that Kalim knows practically everything about Jamil. He does a lot of little things to make him smile, and it’s not uncommon to catch Kalim staring at Jamil while he’s reading or studying. Both him and Jamil are in denial over their feelings, so they try to justify things to themselves/reason themselves out of it (Kalim tries to convince himself that he should just be carrying out his duties and nothing more, Jamil reminds himself not to read too deep into the way Kalim acts bc it could be false) but either way the trust between them is so solid it’s almost tangible. Considering these kinds of small moments of closeness would be most likely seen while they’re in the dorm, I feel like of all the people in the school, their fellow Scarabia dorm members would pick up the whole “yeah they definitely like each other but won’t admit it”/“are those two dating?” vibe from them first LMAO

I imagine a lot of their actual classmates, especially during their first year, wouldn’t care to look suuuper deeply into it and therefore may not have noticed. Out of all the students we know of, Azul would be the most likely to suspect that there’s something a bit different about their friendship than is normal, though I think the trail he’d be following would be that of their true identities rather than them liking each other. Considering Lilia is old as hell and has seen just about everything, he’d probably know more or less from day one that they like each other but decides to keep quiet about it so he can watch and see what happens. Also Rook DEFINITELY knows way before everyone else. He can just Sense It.

However, some stuff changes during second year when Jamil becomes dorm leader. By this point, Jamil has become WAY more secure and comfortable with staying at nrc, so his confidence is at an all time high and he isn’t laying low or sticking the shadows at all anymore. This makes him bolder and has him standing in the spotlight a lot more, which also means his interactions with Kalim become much more obvious. The way Jamil immediately appointed Kalim as his vice dorm leader upon getting the position is a bit telling as well. Due to their positions, they’re around each other even more than before, and they can often be seen discussing things or whispering plans to each other. Also, since they’re no longer roommates but still frequently are seen going to each other’s rooms (Kalim to Jamil’s room moreso than Jamil to Kalim’s room), that makes people looking on from the outside go 🤔 since they don’t know about Kalim’s duties and such. The end of ch4 and the rest of winter break is also SUPER awkward bc like. The feelings end up halfway out in the open but don’t get addressed and it’s just SO obvious by that point that it’s kinda ridiculous.

I feel like by the time they ACTUALLY get together after ch4, everyone in the Scarabia dorm, as well as some of Kalim and Jamil’s friends, will go “FINALLY” bc SERIOUSLY they’ve been disasters around each other for far too long 😔

[grasslandgirl]

🌟 IF WE WERE A MOVIE!!!

ok LISTEN i am a threatre gay myself, and as a theatre gay and coming from a friendgroup of Lots of theatre gays, the amount of theatre gay! sam ecklund rep is ASTOUNDING like WHERE IS IT

that being said, uhhh midsummer is one of my favorite shakespeare plays, and as i said in the notes on the actual fic, the globe theatre actually did a gay version of midsummer a few years back where they genderflipped helena and it changed my LIFE bc it was gay rep w/o being about Being Gay and they didin’t really change much of the script for it at all and it was just WONDERFUL 

uhhh i really liked the idea of peter being like “yeah theatre whatever what about MOVIES” cause i feel like that feels true to hihs character w/o sam in his life, and i really like the idea of him seeing sam in a production like Once and going “oh i Get It Now” like,, classic!

gabi and peter!! i was really galaxy brained w this like “i know sam and gabs are like bffs....... but what about gabi and PETER bein bffs too” and then like OBVIOUSLY shes setting them up bc shes the eldonado fan club president

ummm the title is based on the hit single “if we were a movie” by the forever icon hannah montana (based on a textpost by someone! about how it was an eldonado song and i lost my MIND) and then i promptly like Did Not include like any referneces to the song in it yet so like.... whoops on my part

sorry for the like lack of updates on it yall, i’ve been super blocked even though i Know where i want it to go from here, i’ve also just been like bombarded w other eldonado au ideas (rachel u know what im on about) and theyre like preventing me from writing anything bc my brains just like “idea!” and im like “thats great! can we write it?” and my brians like “no! just think! idea!” so yeah

ANYWAY feel free to send me stars/ directors cut asks from this post here

and you can read the fic im talking about here on ao3! 

[huacngs]

not me thinking of an atsuhina au where they were secretly in a relationship with only their closest (TAKE NOTE: CLOSEST!!! ) friends who knows they're boyfriends

BUT THEN!!!!

their fans went crazy when the both of them posted pictures of the same place but in different time.

flashback to when they celebrated their anniversary in milan and atsumu, being the simp he is and a kinda guy who likes to photograph memories with shoyo posted a pic of him (without showing his face ok) on his ig with a caption "all these lovely places but you stood out the most." AND OFC its their friends hyping the pic up which is kinda normal because they have always been like that with each other

BUT!!!! ofc bokuto likes to spice things up more. so he kind of swindled shoyo and laid out a plan with a title: surprising everyone abt my relationship with atsumu (without informing others) the title's kinda off (im so sorry vut thats bokuto for u okay) and so shoyo agreed because whats wrong with a surprise right???

AND SO HE DID CARRIED OUT THE PLAN THUS HIM POSTING A PIC OF THE SAME PLACE ATSUMU POSTED A WEEK AGO AND THEN CAPTIONED IT WITH "you bring out the best in me." MAN AND BOKUTO WAS ACTING LIKE THE PUSHY MAN HE IS "oh, what's with this coincidence" which he received a very unforgettable slap from his bf kiryu.

but thats not it okay. shoyo has been subtly (YES SUBTLY) dropping hints and the fans went uproar because as they said "we don't thinks its a coincidence anymore"

and so they did a little digging, trying to put the puzzle together, working hard just to connect thr dots.

but yall know it, THE DEVIL WORKS HARDER

and so, at their game against adlers, shoyo planned on surprising everyone 😎

without informing everyone, oh except meian ofc because he's the law yes.

shoyo's plan? showing off the ring atsumu-san gave him on their 4th anniv. (which is actually the same as atsumu's ring that he wears as a necklace)

ohh the game started smoothly with the jackals leading of course and the 4th set just decided who the victors are. its none other than msby yes ofc.

AND SO HERE IT GOES THE GRAND SURPRISE..

as the media was interviewing the mvp of the game which is obv shoyo, ppl wondered why he was wearing a ring on his ring finger RIGHT AFTER THE GAME. it caught their attention because first, he never wore any accessories LIKE AT ALL, and second they saw the ring to someone else's body part before. HAH ppl might've thought it was coincidence but nah atsumu had that ring customized so there is no way in hell they could find it in any shops.

and so the arena went silent for not so long before u can hear gasps from literally everyone and shoyo is just proud with his work. the media suddenly went to drag atsumu and the poor guy's just as shocked as them

"SHOYO-KUN THIS ISN'T WHAT WE PLANNED" he said

but shoyo knows better and that is to let the whole world, on live broadcast that he is happily inlove and is in a relationship with his bf atsumu.

AND OH!!! to surprise everyone more, he dod gave them a very shocking ending phrase.

"we're getting married!!" and off he goes.

the media just went after them but with no luck, they did not get any hold of them and instead bombard the news outlets with this news and the fans just can't stop from crying because finally they have admitted it.

and bokuto couldnt be any prouder with his disciple.

meian gave them a good scolding tho 🤧

#ATSUHINA #ATSUHINA MARRIED #merry christmas from atsuhina #they are married yes