#sorry to report furiosa met an untimely death due to spitting hair from her mouth and it flying into her face so she missed the guy | Explore Tumblr posts and blogs

askshivanulegacy · 8 days ago

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I just have to say that any woman character with long hair who mucks about without putting her hair up is deeply, atrociously unserious.

Goes for guys too ofc, but women are notoriously bad. Lady fighter with long, free hair in a brawl with a bunch of other people?

No she isn't. Finish the job and stick her in pink heels with painted nails already because you've already communicated that's where she should be and you've already shown she has no sense. Producers, you should be embarrassed.

#rant post #specifically this is about the Furiosa movie #she is so dumb #DUMB as BRICKS #wtf is she doing with hair that isn't tied back??? what a loser #it's also about every other movie I've seen (most of them) that have any woman doing any work whatsoever #you don't do work with your hair free #stoppit #you could be SO SEXY by showing your lady MC throwing a hair tie on before getting down to business #but you're all STUPID FAILURES. @EVERY MOVIE PRODUCER EVER #if i have one pet peeve it's this honestly #grow your hair out and go do yard work with it down #go run a couple miles with your hair down. idiot.#jfc #you can tell the little prissy princess who's never worked a day in their life #from someone who's done. literally ANY one thing ever. by whether they put their hair up.#there should be a rating scheme for shows based on how the women wear their hair. literally the only rating that matters #so far furiosa is 1/5 stars #you expect me to believe she's mucking about as a mechanic and a truck driver in Australia heat with her hair down? no she isn't.#she looks terrible #she's never refueled a vehicle in her entire life #people who think ugly hair down is sexier on women or anyone than the sweaty lil flyaways you get from hair pulled tight and back?? grow up #sorry to report furiosa met an untimely death due to spitting hair from her mouth and it flying into her face so she missed the guy #who blew her up. oops

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