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cable-salamdr · 21 days ago

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I’m reblogging this again because I keep seeing people trying to figure out which one of these is “canon” and folks. That’s not the point. The point is that this is trying to say “Oh with all this wokeness recently it will turn out all the characters are actually THIS now” through excessive bigotry.

We’re over here on the tumblr are laughing at them because a lot of the stuff listed are actual headcanons of people, even if they are not rooted in canon. Also it’s just ridiculous because yeah. they are all trans and gay for some, if not most, of us (except for Wu and Kai ig they get a pass, though I’m sure “drag queen” and “faggot” means the same thing for these people). Trying to figure out whether that is canon compliant (because. Yeah. It often won’t be) or not is honestly just kind of silly.

BAHAHAHA IM LAUGHING SO HARD RN THESE BROS ON TWITTER R SO UNSERIOUS 😭😭😭😭

#why have i seen like two seperate people doing this i’m gonna cry #like it’s *fine* if you want to figure out whether a hc is canon compliant #but have you considered that that’s why its a *HEAD*CANON.#but if you have a fun time doing that go off i guess?#uhh but anyways yeah garmadon and vinny falson gay you heard it confirmed here folks #sorry to one of the other people who went on a rant abt garm having a wife and son. nope #his wife’s a lesbian with gayle gossip and his child is actually nb #you’re all wrong!! sincerely cable #ninjago #cable’s txts #rb #f slur #t slur #uhhhh what else #idk i’m honestly too tired to tag this too much of anything again

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