#sorry to my mutuals who know nothing/don’t care about TF2

[anotherscrappile]

TF2 mercenaries & their families

The comics give us Demoman’s & Sniper’s full families. Both are only children as far as I can tell.

Heavy’s family is mostly shown. The only unknown is his father, who died many years ago. The newest member into Heavy’s family would be Soldier, who becomes engaged to Zhanna. As for Solider’s background (or even his real name), that is entirely unknown.

Scout’s family consists of him, his mother, & his seven older brothers. We don’t know who is the father of these brothers, or if they even share one father. It is heavily implied that Spy is Scout’s dad, but, like Soldier, we know nothing about Spy himself. Who are his parents? Does he have any other lovers or children? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Basically all that is known for sure about Engineer is who his paternal grandfather is. There is a picture of what is thought to be Engineer’s father, but that is not certain.

Medic & Pyro also fall into the “we know nothing” category. At least Medic has a name, but I’m unsure whether it is a first or last name.

Now, do I have a reason for bringing all this up? Absolutely. Look at all of those empty shapes with question marks. There are so many family members whose names, appearances, & histories are unknown. Pyro could be any one of them.

Edit: response about Fred/TFC Engineer

Edit: response about Mick as Sniper’s first name

[akalegos]

Could you tell us a little about your characters?

Y E S !

but due to me having at least over a thousand characters I’ll just give a quick summary of the 25 I manage to dig up over 3 sketchbooks.

Y’all can pick and choose which of them interest yall or who you wanna hear more about!

Also because I’m extra, I made sketch icons for the 25 characters, info under the cut

I’ll talk a bit more about my actual Original Characters first, starting with

Aiko! Otherwise known as Echo

- A marked individual in a steampunk world that gets mixed with magic, because I like both of those things

- Echo runs an underground lab that does helps the underground world with replacing body parts, illegal surgeries etc etc

- Even though she marked, which puts a bounty on her head already, she is well respected by the community for not cheating for your money, stealing your cash, or shanking/killing you mid-surgery

- however, Echo does long for adventure and sometimes do get bored in the lab

oh yeah,, Echo like stealing eyeballs, so if you’re low on cash and wouldn’t mind losing an eye, you know who to call!!

Bonus:

Here’s Echo’s boring, undeveloped sidekick!! I don’t like her and I don’t know how to make her better. Yes, she doesn’t have a name.

here’s my god playboy that left “heaven” due to having an early mid-life crisis, I call him God boi cause;

- He goes by many names! 

tbh, he’s probably the closest character I have to being genderfluid/-neutral? I’m not sure,,

- The god has many powers, from lightning to shapeshifting

- The shapeshifting part allows him to change every part of himself, allowing him to change depending on his situation.

- God boyo, or originally Aristide, is obsessed with the idea of perfection. A god should be perfect, if a god is out of line, he is no god. 

- Same goes for him, which means whenever something is wrong with him, it affects him, extremely

However, leaving the land of gods to live among humans aren’t all perks

- Aris isn’t immune to diseases or injuries. In fact, he actually fell down and died on impact when he came to earth, being reborn into another child immediately.

- He doesn’t gain his memories back automatically tho!! He has to have a major shock to the brain in order for him to remember his previous lives

- Sometimes the shock isn’t enough either, when you have a thousand over lives, you won’t remember every single one of them. So forgotten lovers coming back to haunt because your brain hates you? That’s everyday for him!

i just,, i like playing with the concepts of god,,

Up next we got Ayeka Himura! A japanese student going to a neighborhood, but still a pretty good, school living close to poverty due to her father’s constant spending habits and obsession with art supplies. With the household lacking a mother due to wacky shenanigans, Ayeka takes care of her two younger siblings and the house, all while maintaining a very well-paid job and slowly loosing interest in actually studying for a good, honest job.

also she likes birds!!

Yes her design is heavily “based” off Toga but I love her current design too much to change it, h e l p

So like,, I suck at chinese and I made ocs that exclusively spoke in chinese to help with that but I’m still stuck at 40~marks

I forgot his scar but remembered his earring i hate myself

my og chinese kiddo! he was was first to come and I love his design ever since

he radiates fuck you energy except the girl below. He’s neighbors with her and they acknowledge each other existence ever since. he has a dumb cliche crush on her and is a bit protective of her because nothing says having issues than latching onto someone that makes you happy

Only this girl got named!! even tho she was the second character.

Li Shen, yes she doesnt have a surname, is apparently main ho now, according to my old oc chart of my “main” ocs

She’s the group’s resident sweetheart and really does not want you to do stupid shit, stop doing stupid shit. She tutors my son up there ^^ even though he’s actually smart and just refuses to do his work properly. But she still deeply cares for him.

As well as the girl below shdifhd

the last girl of the ching chong trio and the reason I had to switch up my son’s design is this girly over here! Her design was too business-y and formal so I enrolled all of them into college. A rich girl who doesn’t know how to deal with her g a y thoughts. Tried sending Li Shen some flowers once. She didn’t realize attaching her name would be a good idea and son got a good laugh.

i like paranormal stuff so they apparently look into that shit in their spare time. They’re all actually really fun characters to do prompts with I swear!! send some in and I’ll write them

I had a previous concept for son and Li Shen before last girl came and if yall want me to talk about it,,, i found my sketchbook with the old ideas,,

NEXT UP IS MY OLD GIRL ELORA!!

Elora herself used to be a fan character but I pulled her out and wow\

cant fucking believe she used to be straight for Vylad

shes the outgoing, fun adventure type! bit of mommy issues here and there tho,, I don’t want to say too much since I have an entire for her +

her now upgraded bro, Vincent

i really like the name vincent,,

also now he has mommy issues

Ead, the knight who used to have armor

I hate drawing armor 

he also have issues

AND IRIS MY SWEET GIRL IM SO SORRY

she doesnt have that much issues tho

basically I made elora and her bro have mommy issues, I’m sorry in advance if that spoils anything

I, sometimes, post about these 4 over on @eloradiesismydocsname​ and its a gay ol’ time

not that gay tho because uhh,, medieval times,, but I need prompts for a modern au of them and I am happy to talk about their personalities and even go semi in-depth for any of them!!

here we have ghoster.png,, which is her file name cause I didn’t name her,,

A horror enthusiast + film student that goes to a supposedly haunted shack to film her upcoming project with the boys. wacky shenanigans occur and the boys left leaving ghoster here to starve and eventually fall to her death. But because it’s my oc i get to bring her back from the dead, now hungry as ever and will fucking eat you, its not a kink thing, shes just that hungry and angry

tax fraud.png

a robo girl that i created during social studies cause they were talking about taxes and i just went, “what if,, a robo runs on taxes,,, and like,, she haunts you down for not paying your taxes,,” thus she was born! I don’t know what to name her but she is set in the future so-

Time to go future-apocalypse style because I love that setting too and was upset that I didn’t have any ocs in that style. So I created Alex A. ! A cybrog filled with memories of the previous generations as a sad attempt to preserve human life.

He’s accompanied by his sister/cousin idr i didn’t draw an icon for her, didnt like her design. they go on a hunt for food and to return with nothing. She gets to meet this other dude who has a plant arm im pretty sure i based him off someone’s elses oc but i cant remember. The 3 are forgotten. Kinda want to bring them back tho.

Neon! A character set in the future utopia of lazy people, where gamers rise up. its the best I can describe her story without getting too deep. She the new hacker on the block, joining the underground gang of elite hackers. She’s another one of those wacky characters that just has fun. I mean, when you know your way around codes and the world you live in is full of it, would you not take advantage of that?

as for fan characters,, uhh,, i have em

STARTING WITH MY WIFE!

Alexzandra Zara oh my god i forgot to draw her necklace and shirt

anyways,, Alexzandra is one of the more older ocs I have that didnt get a big revamp. Only an au I develop to the point I forgot the actual shows and the original cast are a little different from the source haha what? She’s the emotionally unstable german war veteran, yes the wife thing isn’t mutual, and haha shes only 27~. I cling onto her so much?? She’s hits a lot of “edgy” points but I still love her cause idk,, the story I made for her is something I hold dear cause Alexzandra was one of my first ACTUALLY DEVELOPED CHARACTER. Is it wrong to say I hold her really close to my heart? Is that weird? probably a little cringy sorry haha. I probably project a little into her which might have strengthened my love for her ack. Her story delves more into the depression very unstable needs to talk to someone side and i get scared talking about my wife’s story online so uhh, idk ask me specific questions about her, I’ll be more inclined to talk.

Dr Watts! The spoiled ass dick that stole dst Wilson’s house and yes this is a dst oc, yes im slightly sorry.

He’s just fun?? almost ran a blog with him and a friend’s oc. He’s your typical uptight old science gramps that took advantage of the fact that no one knows his real name that he calls himself a doc. He’s not. I put everything about him up to a 9-10? He’s one of those wacky characters and I love him for it! His story is really wonky tho so might need help solidifying that part 

and from the angry old man to my sweet man that will adopt you even if you’re noisy or call him ginger. Pilot here is a TF2 OC I made to interact with other tf2 OCs cause some of them are fun and i wanna join in :((

He’s the Canadian stereotype, and yes, he adopted scout, that was one of my character notes. 

Like the actual cast of tf2, there’s barely any real story to him. I only gave him a vague I don’t know my past but hey, i fly really really well. He participated in war unlike certain men but he’s still really nice and will only kill you if you hurt his family. Which he doesn’t know so he just considers the cast his family. He keeps mentioning a wife though, pretty sure he doesn’t have one but you do what makes you happy son.

Ai! an oc I HEAVILY revamped oh my god i hate her old vers. So if yall remember my random shouting of missing my og son, Aru. Here’s his bff. cause he barely has any actual friends that give a shit. And I just cant have that. but here’s your yandere revamped into a last minute addition. I actually feel like I did Ai a lot of justice. I don’t want to delve too deep cause I will start making charts. I’ll do that in a separate post if yall are keen

Isamu Aena! a mp100 oc I made by accident cause idk,, I was thinking about lolita fashion and all of a sudden, the actual oc I was going to make turned into a mob psycho oc. She’s one of my few ocs where her sexuality matters (she’s gay yeah) cause it plays a role in her storyline. She went from being “manipulated”/used to Mob’s wingwomen. She spots out things that can help him in the romantic department cause she’s into romance. A student of the school Mob infiltrated and a fantastic tailor, not to mention a pretty decent pyschic. wait where do models get their lolita stuff from,,

im gonna ignore that and move onto Lillian Yi! Who, i swear i did not meant for it, is very close to lloyd. I mean,, none of the ninjas were with him after s3, who you think he’d meet. Lillian is a survivor from the Great Devourour and yes I’m still pissed LEGO stole my backstory for Lillian to use for Harumi. FUCK YOU LEGO, i still love both of em tho,, The event did leave a big scar and it made Lillian job jumping for a bit, ending at Chen’s Noodles in S6~, where ya know,, stuff got better. She was a medalist for gymnastics and continue the activity, even after her parents’ death, to please others. She was already lost at the time so staying in the sport would help, right? Needless to say, after being rejected at a cop academy for youths, or something similar, she gave up for a while but got back into the idea of saving people by using her skills she already had. It helped with the weight and feelings and meeting the green ninja was a very big bonus. Also Lloyd dubbed her the “mysterious stranger” when she refused to speak in fear of her identity, slight shame, and maybe a bit of being star struck. It helped Lloyd too in a sense where he had something to distract him from Zane’s passing.

 Their relationship was eventually formed, strong and almost unbreakable, except for harumi but uhh thats a different story. Throughout the seasons, they stayed close and lloyd was always comforted by Lillian went times get ruff.

Also Lillian is my most light-hearted characters and I think that says a lot

Then there’s Nite “I don’t want to be your dad”. A character that is supposed to be in the ninjago world but barely interacts with the main story and only stays in his self contained plot. He was supposed to get a bf but uhhh idk. He’s the master of shifting and streams that online, taking out small crimes, and is actually really shy and doesn’t like interacting with people.

also haha fortnite

Nora Akino, the sin of despair! its an ad thing, I think. She speaks only in a foreign language that only Odin understands and is either big gay for Ava or Maggi, she can’t pick. And yes she did drink the vial, when TITAN attacks your planet and you accidentally die, how else can you meet your family again? also my grandpa walked in and said she looks like royalty. cool-

she wouldn’t leave my hand for like,, 3 days or something

Petri, a fellow troublemaker at camp campbell’s music camp. She managed to pick the camp because apparently a parent who doesn’t acknowledge your hard work don’t read the fine print! Please let David adopt her,,

LASTLY! Yukimaru Atsuko, hero name; Gummie. She goes by Yuki and is a big dick. She’s a studious student but gets more thrills on the actual battlefield. Living with her uptight grandma and her big bottom energy bro, she has the dom energy thing going. and apparently folks on G+, or the people who comment about her, thinks she’s really pretty, which was oddly a thing back before UA. She’s the dick you can like, not like Bakugou but she will definitely want to fight Bakugou. 

A gum-related quirk is not full of perks when its only your hands. I’d dive more into her like her insecurities and stuff but I’ve been here for probably 3hrs. Sorry anon.

Also I’m so sorry to anyone who reads this all the way through.

[phoenixfire-thewizardgoddess]

TF2 Headcanon

>Concept: Scout tries to get Heavy & Medic to Realise(TM) they like each other, and it backfires spectacularly... well. 

Title: Playing Cupid

Demoman's advice to speak to Spy about his little problem rang through Heavy's mind. Perhaps... he could help.

"Hey, you listenin' to me, big guy?" interjects the sound of his opposite on teh team, and catching the Russian off-guard for once. He pauses in the corridor to glance behind, finding the animated runner suddenly there.

"Uh... da, of course." he says, automatically, and Scout makes a face.

"Nah ya weren't but dat's okay... thing is, I heard Demo tell ya to ask Spy about how to woo the freaky Doc and his birds... but like, brother you do not wanna do that. Everything's sixteen spoons and seducing dummies with that guy..."

To that, Heavy had no response.

"See, 'cause when we had the bread situation... I kind asked him for help with Miss P -'fore I realised she wasn't just inta me, but like, she wasn't a fan of guys in general... and it didn't go so great. At all. And I can;t get the way he shouted, "Seduce Me!" outta my head, it's horrifying... also he slaps ya with the dummy a lot, not fun.

And ta be honest, I don't think birdlord-whackadoodle is going to fall for that stuff neither..."

Heavy holds up a hand to stop the Scout. The onslaught of english was pretty hard to take at the best of times, but Heavy also had to address the name-calling...

"Doctor is wonderful man, has eccentricities yes, but is not crazy."

There was a loud maniacal laugh from the direction of the infirmary as the lights flickered on and off; and a loud, "It's ALIVE!", that didn't help Heavy's case.

Scout was making an 'are you serious?' expression at the other. "Ignoring Exhibit A over there, ya gotta admit Doc's a bit weird..."

"So are you, tiny one..." Heavy counters, grabbing the runner and lifting him with one hand. "See? Is unusual for men to be so spindly... must get it from Spy."

"HE AIN'T MY DAD!" Scout yells, flailing dangerously. "PUT ME DOWN!"

Heavy sets the runner back on the floor and watches the younger man huff in embarrassed frustration. Scout was sensitive about not being the most muscular amongst them, yes... but he was not the weakest; Heavy had seen the runner kill the BLU heavy with nothing but that tiny little bat...

"fuckin' try ta help ya ungrateful fatso how wouldja like it if i picked you up like that... forget it who freaking cares anymore fuckin'..."

Heavy puts a hand on the other's shoulder. "Scout, you must not call Medic such names... but Heavy did not mean to offend you. You are small, but that does not mean you are not strong... just different. Heavy's sisters are all very different in size, very strong, and talented in torture; am very proud of them."

"Aw thanks ma-... wait, ya see me as a sister?" Scout squints at him.

To which, Heavy let out a loud bellow of laughter. "Oho, no... of course not."

Scout seemed to settle down, "Alright then, okay... well, if ya done tellin' me ya think of me like ya buff-ass sisters... we can try and fix your Medic problem..."

Now this was intriguing, "And how does little Scout propose to do that...?"

"Easy, like this..." Scout says, taking three steps down the hall, flinging open the Infirmary doors and shouting, "HEY DOC HEAVY THINKS YA CUTE AND HAVE A NICE ASS AND HE DOESN'T THINK YA BIRDS ARE WEIRD, MAYBE KISS HIM OR SOMETHING?"

A loud metallic clang from inside signified Medic had dropped something in surprise. Heavy was standing in the corridor, mouth agape and horrified...

"SCOUT YOU LOUD LITTLE JUNGE, VHAT ARE YOU YELLING ABOU-... vait, vhat? He does?" Medic's angry tone drops as he catches up to the situation.

"You bet he does, come out and say something. Wait, hold on..." Scout disappears into the room and a minor struggle ensues. HEavy is tempted to look... but he can't move. "Alright, there ya go. Now get out there... there's like a mountain of Russian man out there who thinks ya hot as hell..."

There's a pause, then the sound of someone being shoved across a floor.

"C-c'mon doc, out ya go..." grunts the Scout, finally getting the Medic into the corridor. He wipes the sweat from his brow with a bandaged wrist, "Whhew, you're almost as stubborn as Heavy is, you two are great for one another. Good luck with that..."

Medic laughs, "Oh, I'M stubborn, am I? Have you met yourself, hase?"

"Aw shuddup..." Scout grumbles, playfully shoving the Medic, but somehow his antics were dissolving the awkward tension that the air seemed to be made of right at the moment.

Heavy felt himself melt a little, an unusual sensation, when Medic pinched the runner's cheek and laughed. "Be silent yourself, hase, you know it's true..."

In fact, the whole situation was nice, yet... insular. It felt as if Heavy was watching a scene from afar, on a show or play. Two people enjoying themselves, playfully mocking one another; he found himself unconsciously comparing them against one another. The contrast of age and youth, size and shape, the different musculature and attire... the expressions and how they emoted them.

Medic was not overtly a hand-talker or toucher unless highly engaged in conversation or very familiar. Scout used every inch of his being to express his thoughts and emotions... most likely why he always lost at Poker night.

So different... yet very similar, when he thought on it. Heavy saw the same animation, that spirit in their eyes that he found admirable; made them the person to get up and try once more, when everything had gone to hell in the battle. And, in their own ways... attractive.

Medic was... Heavy had never had a singular word in any language for Medic. The man was... indescribable, and yet everything Heavy could ever wish for.

And the Scout... well, he was something altogether different. Human lightning, if anything.

So caught in these strange comparisons, Heavy didn't notice that Scout had sensed something amiss. "Hey big fella, you okay over there?"

"Hmmm, da. Was just... thinking." Heavy said.

"Aw c'mon man, you have to at least talk to the guy first before ya start ogling him like that in public..." Scout whines, mock-offended and flinging his hands skyward as if outraged by this lack of decorum.

Medic starts to laugh, as Heavy feels his cheeks flush. How did one even respond to such an accusation? Outright denial was considered affirmation, after all; especially using Scout-logic, which made no sense to anyone else on the team, either.

Scout rounds on the Medic, all mock-outrage. "And YOU! Shamelessly showing off that..." he gestures to all of Medic. "No wonder he's having such freakin' nasty thoughts... I mean, you even walked about without ya lab coat on yesterday and I thought he might just die from the sight of ya freakin' nice ass parading around..."

Medic was turning pink, wheezing breaths between laughter, tears forming in his eyes as the Scout continued, like an offended Great-Aunt at her teenage niece. Heavy was starting to get concerned the man might collapse from oxygen deprivation at this point.

"Which brings me back ta the whole reason I went and kicked in ya door," Scout suddenly dropped the act in a heartbeat, and went back to his regular self. Heavy just about had whiplash from the transition. "This big dumb idiot has been mooning after ya from afar for so damn long, like he didn't know he liked ya or something, and he almost went ta freakin' SPY for advice on how to tell ya..."

Medic was peering at Heavy now; curious, calculating, admiring. It was equal parts flattering and concerning; Heavy could not gauge the depth of the German's thoughts.

"Is it true?" Medic finally says.

"...da, is true." Heavy admits, letting the confession fill the space between them all.

Both parties try not to notice the awkwardly fidgeting Scout taking up space between them. Clearly unsure if he was supposed to go or stay until someone had confessed their undying love... Spy would know, but the runner would throw himself off a cliff before he asked that guy anything else.

"Well... it appears we are of similar minds about zhe situation." Medic smiles, diffusing the sick fear spreading through Heavy's mountainous frame with every passing second of silence.

"You...?"  he begins to question, but Medic nods.

And then the peaceful moment is utterly shattered by a loud, "Thank FUCKING finally!"

Both mercenaries turned to stare at the runner, raising eyebrows and trading intrigued smirks. Scout looked exhausted, like he'd personally been willing them to hurry the hell up and say it... it was almost ridiculous, really.

"I'm sorry, vas our mutual realisation of romantic attraction towards one another not expedient enough for your schedule, Herr Scout?" queried Medic, tone amused as he moved closer to Heavy.

"Are ya fuckin' kidding me? Pal you two are the WORST at recognising ya like someone... do you know how long I've had ta watch Heavy pining after ya like some lovesick puppy? Or how painful it was to have Dr Birdlord over there going outta his way to show off his tight  features in the hopes that Heavy'd notice? Ya fucking circled, and circled and circled each other and it just made me dizzy... dunno how you two feel about it..."

"So vhat I hear him saying, Heavy, is zhat... as ve vere admiring one another... he vas vatching us both, ja?" Medic grins, teasing.

Heavy nods back, "Certainly sounds correct, da. Does leetle Scout have something he wishes to share with us, hmmm?"

Scout's mouth had dropped open, expression twisted between instinctive urge to deny things and some confusion. As if it hadn't occurred to him at all.   Eventually, he sort of slumps and asks, "...what?"

"Oh dear, is as clueless as Doctor was..." laughs Heavy, suddenly delighted to have the situation turned around for some good-natured revenge.

"Hush Heavy, you vere also in zhe dark until moments ago vhen Scout... vell, vhen Scout pointed out you had indeed been admiring my physique and self from afar." Medic responds, tapping the larger on the arm playfully.

"Wait... are you implyin' I like ya?" Scout questions, clearly not in the loop here despite being the subject of discussion.

"...did you not know?" Heavy asks, tone oddly gentle, uncertain if they were stepping into new territory with the Scout or not. Ones the runner wasn't even aware of himself...

"Uh... well I mean, not... really?" Scout runs a bandaged hand through his hair, perturbed.

"Are you aware you referred to my person, specifically my behind, favourably multiple times in the last few minutes?" Medic asks, easing into it.

Scout looks like someone just told him that baseball, as a sport, had just been cancelled. "...fuck. I'll uh, be going..."

Except, of course, that the runner failed to notice he was basically sandwiched between the two in a narrow corridor so there was no escape.

"...fuck."

Heavy was too busy laughing to admonish the runner for his language. It died in his throat when the runner gave in and just flopped forwards, resting his forehead against Heavy's chest; Medic patted Scout on the back reassuringly.

"...okay, so this is fuckin' weird." Scout eventually adds to the conversation. "I just wanted to make you two stop making with the lovey-dovey faces every time the other's back was turned, and when I heard Demo tell the big guy ta speak to Spook..."

"Vell, on zhe upside... to know oneself is power, Scout." consoles Medic.

"Yeah but now I went and ruined it... fuckin' undid all my hardwork by makin' the whole thing about me..." the edge of anxiety to the tone was new, and unwanted.

"Revelations rarely happen when wanted, Scout. Sometimes, at worst times... and we do not mind." Heavy provides, patting the runner on the head in a way that got an endearing wiggle-and-whine response.

"Don't do that big guy... feel like a stupid kid enough right now..." he grumbles.

"Vell, you are." adds Medic, unhelpfully. Then, seeing the expression Heavy shoots him, elaborates. "You are young and many things are new, even when you are old things surprise you... how do you think I felt when you so suddenly announced Heavy reciprocated my interest?"

"Heh, you nearly threw that tray of surgical shit through the ceiling..." Scout snorts, turning his head to look at Medic.

"He did?" Heavy inquires, grinning and looking at Medic for confirmation. The other man refused to look at him, which generally meant yes.

"Yeah man, you shoulda seen it!" Scout enthused, perking up enough to stand up straight and look at the Russian. "Flung them right up into the air, this wide-eyed look of surprise or whatever, as the birds went crazy... and there was a second he looked like snow white in that one scene with all the animals... then suddenly he starts yelling at me..."

"...did you just compare me to a Disney princess, Scout?" Medic queried, trying not to laugh as the runner flushed. "Who knew you could be so adorable... and so oblivious?"

"Hey, I thought I was only into Miss P and chicks like her ten minutes ago..." Scout defends, changing topic.

"Und now you can add persons like myself and Heavy to zhe list, I assume?" Medic teases.

"Yea-... wait, both ain't weird?" frowns the runner.

The older two share a look, of the kind one can only get from lived experience and continuous exposure to new ideas about ancient concepts no one wanted written in textbooks.

"Da, is entirely normal. Would have thought with Spy as father that you would know about-..." Heavy pauses at the sour look the statement gets. "Nevermind. Is normal to like both... the people who think so are those who cling to strange ideas."

"Oh, cool... but I still did kinda steal ya big romantic moment back there, so... if you wanna do a take two, I can shuffle 'round ya and leave you two to it..." Scout said, relieved, but looking for  a way to fix the situation he'd inadvertently had a minor existential crisis in.

"I think," Medic says carefully, putting an arm around Scout's torso from behind, ready to let go at the slightest hesitation. "that perhaps, little hase, you has best allow yourself to be caught a moment..."

Heavy places a hand on each mercenary, thumb caressing Medic's cheek and gently clasping Scout's shoulder. "Da, but only if you wish... leetle Scout..."

"...you're sure that's... okay?" Scout asks, visibly considering it, but hesitating.

"Of course it is... you have watched us in hopeful longing as much as we observed you back just zhe same. Und zhere is no harm in zhe attempt... in seeing vhere zhis goes." Medic adds. Looking to both of them, consideringly. "Mein men, if you vill have me... stoic, gentle Heavy und our speedy little hase, so bright and youthful."

"And you are our Doktor, brilliant and beautiful... I love this Doktor..." Heavy adds, looking right into the German's eyes. They seemed to be magnetic, as both men unconsciously moved closer together...

"Uh, hey, not that it ain't cute or hot or whatever ya supposed to call the two dudes ya like kissing... but uh... I don't wanna die." Scout squirmed, caught in the middle of the two.

Heavy and Medic broke apart, laughing, as Scout melodramatically gasped for air; though he'd only been slightly squished for a moment or two at most.  

"I zhink he is jealous, Heavy..." Medic says, mischievously.  

"Da..." Heavy grins back, as the twitchy runner between them tries to watch them both at once, uncertain what was about to happen. "Must learn to share..."

"Wait, whatr're you gonna-... oh my god, you dorks!" Scout giggles as he's suddenly peppered by small kisses on his face and neck. It's nice, stirred something inside that felt warm and safe; but mostly he's a bit ticklish and can't stop laughing.

Medic puts a hand to the runner's face, ending the little game. "Is zhis  alright, hase?"

"It's... yeah." Scout smiles cheesily in response, leaning in as the Doctor kisses him. When they break apart, he eyes Heavy, "Guess to be fair you hafta come down here and get a piece of me too... good thing there's enough to go round..."

Heavy rolls his eyes, but acquiesces; leaving the Scout marvelling at the fact that he's gone from kissing zero men, to two, all in the stretch of a few minutes. Both so different, yet... good.

"Oh dear... vhat have ve unleashed?" sighs Medic, jokingly, moving around Scout to lean on Heavy. The other man put his arms around them both; kissing Medic properly this time, with no distractions.

"Something good, I think... my Doktor." Heavy replies. Fondness and relief written all over his features now that the truth was out there, and the situation was resolved positively.  

"Well I didn't expect any'a this... but I'm kinda happy it did." Scout hums, content  to stay in the huddle for as long as the others were willing.

"As are we, hase..." Medic replies, with a soft smile at Heavy. "As are we."

- - - The End. - - -

Additional/Alternate ending:

"Mmmm, good, 'cause when someone tells Spy I'm dating you two he's gonna be pissed..." Scout adds.

Medic and Heavy look to one another with fear.