#sorry to hynes enjoyers but actually no im not

[losersroom]

Can I ask your option on ships with like coaches I know there were a lot with Evason

the dean ships i'm familiar with are with hartzy and kirill so i'll just talk about those, if you've got a different one (freddy???? idk who else), whoops.

first of all. i miss deano So Much. his crazy eyes. his habit of punching darby constantly. his HAIR. i'm not smart enough to evaluate how good a coach he was but i do know that hynes makes so many decisions that infuriate me on the regular that i feel like even if he wins us a cup i'll still be like. okay go off but fire him immediately. john hynes has no personality and the personality he Does have is boring and bad. i want to study his brain in a laboratory so i can figure out why he thinks it's a good idea to constantly shuffle every line and defensive partnership except the ones that arent working. what's going on in that bald head.

sorry this was not an ask about john hynes i'll get back on track now

i'm gonna be real i don't pay a lot of attention to coaches in a like. fandom sense. to me the vibe of a coach is like, this is a guy who's here to support the team but isn't really part of it in the same way, you know. the guys have a different inherent dynamic with a coach than they do with each other even though the bond can also be very strong. like with dean/hartzy there's the thing of, say, ryan being grateful that the team and this coach took a chance on him and have faith in him in a way that no one did before, and that sense of mutual loyalty is compelling, for sure for sure. but it's just kind of a different energy than what usually gets to me personally about Team Sports rpf. on the other hand, coach ships probably are very good for daddy kink! which sure is a sentence i couldnt have imagined myself typing in all seriousness a year ago

i do also have a quiet fondness in my heart for dean/kirill (once again: everyone can fuck kirill) based on how thrilled dean seemed to be to have a real superstar to work with. the thing of like. meeting kirill at the airport and immediately offering to let him drive his car. dude he doesnt even have an american license yet calm DOWN