#sorry to be a nerd…. i love yttd….

[winwintea]

I’m literally in a chokehold right now LIKE CHITTAPON WHAT THE HELL YOU MEAN BY “it wasn’t an accident anyways let’s go on the double date!” STOP BEING MYSTERIOUS AND SUS JUST SAY THE TRUTH DAMN

poor ten can’t help it… it’s in his nature to be sus, he’s infj ! 💀💀 /hj (i love u infj’s don’t take this seriously…)

TODAY MY FRIEND COMPARED HIM TO KAI SATOU FROM YOUR TURN TO DIE AND I THINK THATS SO ACCURATE 😭😭

literally ten guys ☝️

[jademint2581]

Kai Satou (YTTD) bedroom headcanons:

WARNING seggs benedicc recipe ahead. spicy. +18.

Can be applied to any pairing that includes Kai Satou (f/m, m/m, gn/m, as well as "/Reader" or "/OC")

some keywords: edging, dry humping/clothed, petplay (mild), praise, oral, bedtalk, romantic focus

Kai is the type of guy to want to completely please his partner, and I mean, completely. He's very sincere and serious about it. He's dedicated and he'll even say as much, even if he might blush and slightly stammer.

Kai is the type of dude to completely nerd out over sex. He will actually research the anatomy of his partner. We're not just talking erotic images and stories, but full on wikipickia articles and science publications, books and articles about it too.

And when it comes to studying erotica, he'll actually specifically look for the kind he thinks his partner may like. He'll be conducting his research specifically with his partner in mind.

He will try to get the potentially useful techniques down beforehand, so that he can give his partner the pleasure he 100% thinks they deserve.

He definitely overthinks it beforehand and while it's for selfless research purposes, of course he'll get incredibly horny over the thoughts. He's definitely not made of stone.

And even if he can matter of factly research the entirety of the phenomenon that is known as sex, it's not like he can just bluntly talk about it as is. It's an intensely intimate matter. He'll have to take a couple of breaths in between words if he's talking about sex using more direct language.

Fucking,,,, Thesaurus makes an appearance as well, because this is Kai.

Sex is just very important and intimate to Kai ok. He could not treat it lightly. He definitely fantasizes about sex when nobody's around...or when nobody can tell. What he lacks in real life experience, he definitely makes up in how much he actually daydreams about sex.

And alright, maybe his idea of sex is a tad idealistic, which ties to his high standards of his own ability to please.

Just...sex nerd Kai. Kai has a neutral to positive overall attitude towards sex and expressions of sexuality. It's just that he's private about it.

While Kai may shy away from speaking out loud, he sure doesn't shy away from the actual act once he drops his guard and gains momentum. He's the type of guy to go full in and actually apply his theoretical knowledge of sex he's gathered beforehand. He will completely lose himself in the act.

He will listen to his partner's noises and feel their movements, which totally egg (badumtss) him on. That's how he connects with his partner. He feels it with them, as he makes love to them.

To Kai, sex is definitely about connection to the other. Which is why he wants to execute the practical parts of it to perfection.

Kai is the type of guy to say "thank you for the meal" after providing oral. His sense of humour doesn't leave him. He might not say the dreaded p-word very easily, but he'll definitely thank for the meal and say that his partner is beautiful and tasty down there.

Kai swallows.

Eye contact.

Kai just talks very beautifully in bed. He gets even more turned on by it too because it's such a sensual thing to do. Guy waxes poetry in bed. He'll please with his words as well.

Kai is just very sensitive and sensual like that ok?

He's so sensitive in fact that he's the easiest ever to tease to the point where he can barely even move right.

He can be a total trembling mess once all his circulation goes down there. Even before getting rid of any of his clothing.

His mind and eyes as well as hands realllly work overtime when it comes to sex.

Apron tent. (I'm sorry Mr. Chidouin.)

He has a thing for edging kind of. He'll resist the temptation and control himself just to prolong the high of being incredibly aroused and seduced by his partner. Eventually he'll pounce their ass, but he likes to really put himself to the test first.

Kai is the type to withhold moans until they forcibly tear their way out of his chest. Maintaining the stoic facade, even if it's going poorly, is part of the desperation game he loves playing.

Kai will deny his own orgasm by any means necessary until it's too much. He really wants to hold onto it before letting it explode spectacularly.

Kai is a dedicated dry humping practitioner.

His prick gets scary hard. Like diamond hard. Literally hard enough to smash concrete. Potent. Nobody knows why. Maybe it's impeccable circulation? Satou genes? Chronic lack of release? Who the fuck knows. It just gets that way.

Kai loves being tempted and teased, he'll go like "Ah, why must you tempt me so..." and "Oh, I can't resist...!"

His hips get these little involuntary movements and he'll try to apologize for not being able to "control himself."

He especially loves cute nicknames to go with the teasing. It just really makes him feel loved.

STUFF LIKE "Good kitty Kai" WORKS WONDERS.

Yes, Kai will act like a kitty if his partner is up for it.

Possible praise kink.

Kai likes an intimate setting where both parties have full clearance to act cute and all vulnerable-like.

Kai loves his body being played with both front and back, if you catch my drift. He won't demand anything specific, but boy will he be happy to get the full treatment package if his partner is into doing that.

As he starts losing himself he's vocal about it, no more able to use words but instead just moaning, whimpering and keening.

Before the sex commences, he requires his partner to instruct where they want him to finish. Because that's exactly where he'll finish, no matter how lost he is in his own climax.

If he gets any of his own fluids on his clothing he gets so embarrassed about it. But it's not like he completely hates it though(?)

After sex he gets emotional and definitely wants to cuddle.

Kai may or may not start crying after sex.

After most of the afterglow has worn off, he'll cook something nice while smiling to himself about what just happened.

Naked post-sex Kai with apron. AND NOOOOOoo he won't use the sacred red apron for that but a spare one!!!!! MIND OUT OF THE GUTTER FOLKS!!!!!!!!!!!!

That might just be about it then folks. Enjoy your seggs benedicc.

[chil2de]

in reply to the ask before like the one where i was asking if you got it :0 (idk if that made sense)

no you’re the sexy one (๑ > ᴗ < ๑) have you seen your blog and the way you speak ??? it’s so fucking hot hshshjshdjandvsjbdgajdvhsb <33

you wanna know abt my favourite characters ? hmmmmm well my favourite ones ever are sayori from ddlc, maka from soul eater, childe, xiao, benny and thoma from genshin ( ˘ ³˘)♥︎

im actually like a HUGE fan of video games (specifically horror ones cough cough). my favourite ones are ddlc, yttd and genshin :]

i’m also super interested in science and physics don’t call me a nerd i will cry ଘ(*. .)

HSHAHGDJAGSJAH IM SORRY THIS IS SUPER LONG

u should tell me abt you toooooooo

okay bye :))))))) mwahhh

-🦕 <3

rip the world I guess. to no one’s surprise we’re both perfect and hot. actual news flash, though? we pretty much like the same characters <3 really heavy on childe and xiao but... pulled albedo yesterday and he’s. huh. pretty hot actually LMFAO. think it’s the fact how i built him to be lowkey strong and he’s so small and tiny. pretty baby. they did do his model dirty tho :/ i love thoma dearly but i don’t really play him much. he’s my secondary support after noelle cause i just use her shield n switch out to thoma whenever it runs out. do have to keep him in my rotation though because his dialogue just.. fuck. makes me wanna sob and vomit he’s so cute. straight up offers you his coat when it’s raining. love him. such an amazing malewife

the way that you’re a proud stem woman and play video games like ddlc and yttd make you a certified hottie. like we all knew already, sheesh, but this just confirms it. and soul eater? a woman of culture, i see. the op to that is an absolute banger and i can just remember the total heart eyes i had for death the kid... but we won’t talk about that. his character design was pleasing to look at rather than anything else LMFAOO

i rlly luv shit that’s like.. psychological horror? it messes w u mentally rather than straight up gore and all. funnily enough i’m simultaneously very paranoid so i haven’t gotten far in playing any games like that. tbh... been a proud gamer girl since i was really young but i mainly play strat games? don’t starve is one of my favs have around 200 hours stacked up on that. ++ animal crossing in general but i restarted right before the new update and i just can’t be fucked to pick it up again. genshin’s taking up sm of my spare time recently. don’t think i’ve ever looked into ddlc or yttd but ur lowkey abt to convince me. deadass not joking

anyways. i’d like to think i don’t suck ass at genshin given that i’m ar35 but i started playing two weeks ago. hot girl shit cause i don’t think i’m gonna ascend anytime soon. lowkey bow users are so fuckin sexy so yeah. let me snipe a whole hilichurl from a mile away and get a clean shot😍 definitely aimed at sir tartaglia i’m still very salty that i missed his banner by a slim margin. not amber, tho. everything abt her build and kit infuriates me

how are you finding the genshin event, by the way? planning on pulling any characters or are you saving for the next few banners?