#sorry this took me SO LONG

[teaableu]

AA Thank you for the flowers!! Don't mind the twins <3 this reminded me of how much Two loves plants :)

[lacm-ac]

Somebody managed to get to Freyr's "medicinal herb" stash.

I wonder if the Herbs worked!

[unda-pressure]

*While traveling through the Blacksite, Sam notices a side room hidden behind a locker*

-@walldwellereater

Sam stopped by it, this wasn't unusual. There were plenty of rooms behind lockers, but this felt different.

[juukai]

trick or treat! the chibis Sunnie and Moonie have come to visit! they can’t eat, but they’d love non-food treats like stickers or toys or stationary!!

they had to wait a bit but a sticky hand toy for Moonie and a kazoo for Sunnie (that hopefully he can play) :)

[strink-family]

I just had to redraw That Photo™

[xx-the-phoenix-witch-xx]

(It's on its knees, gasping for breath and clutching its chest. Tears stream down his face and there's mostly dried blood down his chin and on his shirt, some of it still dripping to the ground)

I- I didn't want to die! I didn't want to!! ... I was supposed to be safe....

-??

*the witch get's down on one knee (as much as a supernatural being who floats around and is semi immaterial can do such a thing) and wipes the blood off its face*

Hello... They call me the Witch, do you know where you are?

[stunie]

random question: what do the wind breaker boys prefer? thighs, ass or boobs? 👀

here is my random answer after a gentle disclaimer that every wb boy would love all of u ofc !! but here’s what their hands r on the most:

umemiya - likes to carry you around and so his hands are usually on thighs. also likes the feeling on them on his lap, esp when ur straddling him. also likes when you’re squeezing them around his face

kaji - is done for as soon as you wear thigh high socks. his hoodie + thigh high socks.

suo - its not one of the three but.. it’s very odd how many times his fingers seem to accidentally brush against your hips throughout the day. also .. wear a mini dress / skirt and he’s immediately wrapping an arm around your waist to pull you onto his lap.

endo - ass and thighs. it’s game over as soon as he catches you you bending down to pick something up. also, when u lay in bed with those shorts and u have a leg propped up, he’ll surprise you by pulling them to the side and eating you out like that.

sakura & nirei - i can see them being so weak for boobs. combust when you 1st jokingly ask them if they could adjust your bra strap for you, but once they get more accustomed to seeing them .. their hands are always on them. always.

hiragi - part 2 on thigh highs. except now it’s that position where ur laying on your back and he’s nestled between your thighs, head on your lower stomach and arms wrapped loosely around your waist.

tsugeura - thighs. especially when you workout with him & ur sweating a bit. god

suzuri - boobs. is very gentle when he touches them. sometimes falls asleep being the big spoon with his hand loosely over them.

togame: uses ur ass a pillow

[tei-to-tei]

December 17 & 18 - Anniversary (Inside & Out)

1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15

16 | 17 & 18 | ...

Technically Chapter Art, Link below cut:

[bluemallow-log]

Tales From The Ackerman Estate

Chapter 31: Heavy Heart

“I lift my heavy heart up solemnly, As once Electra her sepulchral urn, And, looking in thine eyes, I overturn The ashes at thy feet. Behold and see” — Elizabeth Barrett Browning

Link: AO3 (10k words)

Notes: *clothes tattered and covered in blood* H…hi guys *cough* I’m… *crawling on the ground* I’m backk….

Click here if you want to read from the first chapter: AO3

Synopsis: A young governess, Hange Zoe, is hired to teach Mikasa Ackerman, the young cousin and ward of the owner of the great Ackerman Estate in Trost, Levi Ackerman. Their bad impressions of each other alongside the polar opposite of their personalities shall make it impossible for mutual affection, and yet they inevitably find themselves to be dangerously intertwined with each other. [Levihan Victorian Era AU]

[sunflowerxthoughts]

Okay hear me out but like the line “and I remember that fight 2:30 am when everything was slipping right out of our hands I ran out crying and you followed me out in to the street brace my self for the goodbye because that’s all i’ve ever known and you took me by surprise and said i’ll never leave you alone” with Eddie. Idk why but I just can like picture it with him.

I have a long ass list of Taylor songs that are Eddie coded but!!!! This has been on my inbox for a while now and ugh this is A CONCEPT!!!!

Eddie who is used to running away when things get bad because he is a fighter but he’d rather run away than get hurt yet again. He has issues okay it is canon that his dad was a piece of shit.

So when you have your first fight Eddie thinks it is over. Two months of bliss gone to absolute nothingness. I can absolutely see that the fight could be about him not letting you in, and as much as you want to help him and give him space, it takes a toll. You feel like a stranger sometimes.

So when Eddie goes back to the trailer after being put for a couple of hours and you are still there his eyes water all over again.

“You’re here? I thought we broke up?”

“What? Eddie no, everyone fights. This doesn’t mean we are breaking up, it just means we have to talk through it and fix things.”

“So you won’t leave?” You can’t hear the tremble of his voice over the sound of your heart breaking at the hopeless boy in front of him.

“Oh honey, I could never leave you. I love you Eddie. And that’s not going to change as long as we both put in the work to make this work, okay?” You take his face in your hands so he’ll focus only on you. “I know you don’t want to let me in because you think I’m going to leave. But don’t deprive yourself of being understood for something we can’t control, Eds. I don’t want to leave, I want to help you. I want to hold you when you are sad and laugh with you when you are happy. We just have to put in the work, and talk to each other, okay?”

“I’m sorry. I- I get scared because I want to be with you forever and forever it’s never been for me. The only constant thing for me has been Wayne. And I really want you to be it. It’s not and excuse and I know it. But I’ll be better for you.”

“It’s not about being better Eddie. I’m happy as long as we give it as much as we can. I want you to get better. Not be. You already are great as you are.”

“Even when I snore?”

“When you snore, when you are grumpy and when you are so tired you can’t even open your eyes. I’m in it for all of it.”

“I love you too.”

“I know you do, because one of the great things about you, Eddie Munson, is that you show your love through everything you do, in the little things and also in the grand gestures. You are the best thing that’s ever been mine.”

[lavenderskye29]

Imagine someone insulting SWK's and Mac's wife. How would that turn out?

For example:

Random Demon: *Insults Peaches*

Mac: You just signed your death warrant...

SWK: AND IF YOU EVER COME IN HERE AGAIN, WITH A BUDDHA D*** OPINION, I WILL SHOVE IT SO FAR UP YOUR A**, YOU WILL NEVER SEE THE LIGHT OF DAY AGAIN!

Just as you think: with that demon dead.

No one insults the demon lords' wife and gets away with it! There must be recompense for their crimes and that is their life.

They do shoo Peaches out of the room though... unless she's into that.

[boobpancakes]

Oh, oh, oh if you're open to sim dumps can I ask for the absolutely stunning redhead cowgirl with the two braids? I've loved her since you posted her but never had the guts to ask. I'd be honoured to buy her a ranch in a few weeks ahah

CLARE WILKINS - COUNTRY CARETAKER

jealous, mean, animal enthusiast

now available for download: here (sfs)

[daboyau]

Two options!

“You were my brother. Now I don’t think we’re even friends.”

“Of course I love you! I always have, always will. There’s a lot to love.”

So funny enough I actually wrote almost 1000 words of angst for that second one, decided I didn’t like it, scrapped it, and then came up with a different idea I haven’t written out yet. I will finish and post that one at a later date. Here, have a silly one instead of an angsty one.

@boots-with-the-fur-club

The living room is in shambles. The couch had been overturned at some point, and pillows and blankets dot the room like bodies scattered across a battlefield. Leo kneels amongst the carnage, head hanging low, fists trembling as he braces himself against the cold concrete floor. His breath hitches as he hears Mikey laugh, low and cruel and full of the satisfaction of victory. Leo shakes his head, throat tight as he forces himself to face the betrayal that will shatter him. 

Mikey’s eyes shine bright in the flickering, artificial light. His smile stretches too wide, flashing teeth flecked with red. Leo shudders, breath catching in his throat. 

“Mikey…why?” he breathes, limbs trembling as he forces himself to stand, rising slowly to his full height. Mikey seems unconcerned, head tipping back to keep his eyes trained unerringly on Leo’s own. Meeting the stunned, hurt gaze with a smug expression of his own. For one terrible, heart wrenching second, Leo wonders if he ever knew his baby brother at all. Though it hurts, he forces himself to say, “You were my brother. Now, I don’t think we’re even friends.” 

Mikey barks a laugh, sharp and cruel. He shakes his head, though those bright eyes never leave Leo’s face. His voice is low and serious as he says, “Bonds mean nothing in the face of survival.”

Leo makes a small, hurt noise. For the briefest second, he sees a flash of the brother he once knew. Someone kind. Generous. Sweet. Someone he had trusted. 

“Leo,” Mikey begins, cracking first, just like he knew he would. That single brief flicker of uncertainty is all it takes for him to lower his guard. Leo strikes out, moving lightning quick, snatching the box of takeout from Mikey’s hands before darting backwards out of arms’ reach. Mikey squawks, hands reaching uselessly out to try to catch him, but he’s no match for a slider’s speed! Leo crows his triumph, rushing to crouch behind the flipped sofa, shoveling as much orange chicken into his mouth as he can manage in the scant seconds before Mikey is on him again and the fight for food begins all over. 

Mikey is halfway through destroying Leo’s temporary cover when a sound stops them cold, both boys freezing in place in abject horror. Leo’s cheeks bulge, but the looming threat of doom keeps him from swallowing. Mikey’s arms tremble from the strain of keeping the sofa hoisted above his head, but he dares not move, stuck like a rabbit hoping that if he freezes then the hawk will not descend to pluck him up into its terrible talons. All they can do is pray that their misdeeds will go unnoticed.

There is no god smiling down upon them today. 

“Boys!” Splinter roars as he takes in the state of the living room he had left only long enough to get a snack from the kitchen. “Which of you moved my chair and movie projector?!”

“He did!” they chorus as one, and without waiting for a response, they both run from the impending dressing down that is sure to follow. Splinter watches their retreating shells and chuckles to himself, grabbing the abandoned leftovers and settling into his chair to enjoy his meal. 

[madame-mongoose]

Share story for Mariaverse?

YEAH ABSOLUTELY DUDE!!!!

So rq I'm gonna give a teeeensy background on martian stuff. So on Mars, they have a sort of biological caste system, similar to ants. Maria and Marvin are a part of the brand new subclass of workers, called scouts. Martians have just recently achieved easy interplanetary travel. Due to this, scouts have become a new caste role to broaden the Martian horizons and find a new planet to live due to Mars being a dying planet

Maria is a ditz. Everyone knows this. Despite that, they are desperate for scouts as most Martians are very weary of the role and it's dangers. So she is assigned a non mission, to keep out of the way of actual discovery. Her assigned celestial body to study? Earth's moon. As it turns out, Marvin has also taken residence on the moon, assigned to study Earth. So she quickly becomes a thorn in his side as she gets in the way of his research

At some point Marvin decides to make a landing on earth to do more thorough research on the planet and it's inhabitants. Unluckily Maria is a stowaway on his tiny ship and causes them to crash. They become stranded on Earth, needing to find a way to repair the ship and get back home

Thank you for asking!!! They appreciate it :D

[tsisisail]

oh the way i'd kill for drawtectives x reader headcanons im so curious sahfjkasfj

YESSS YESS I’VE BEEN WAITING FOR AN EXCUSE TO DO THIS!

Okay, first and foremost, Rosé!

Rosé, is, of course, incredibly awkward. She flirts via method of tripping over herself to offer you compliments and cheesy pickup lines she doesn’t actually remember that well.

If you have social media she is going to force you to have matching profile photos with her daily rotating otps. Her love language is comparing you to her anime husband/wife of the week.

Rosé is big on compliments, both giving and receiving them. She’s a person who requires a lot of reassurance, and it means a lot to hear she’s loved. At the same time, if she cares about someone as much as she does you, she’s got to tell you every single second of every day. She thinks you’re the hottest thing on Earth and is not going to go a second without reminding you.

She’s a pretty conflict adverse person when it comes to interpersonal relationships, which might cause issues in your relationship. If something makes her unhappy she’ll just kind of bottle it up for fear of upsetting you.

Rosé pretends to think that she thinks romantic gestures are stupid, but in truth if you were to get one of those silly heart chocolate boxes for her she’d melt on the spot. As much as she doesn’t want to admit it, she’s a romantic at heart.

When she inevitably introduces you to her best friends, they’re rather skeptical of you considering Rosé has a history of having really bad taste. It takes a while for the Drawtectives to stop giving you side glances, but once Grendan gives your their stamp of approval, York is on board since she’s the best judge of character our of anyone in the group.

Who knows, if things go particularly well, you might have two new boyfriends.

She doesn’t strike me as the type of person who’d use a lot of pet names unless she was trying to be affectionate, in which case she’s only using the most absurd cheesy things. You’re her precious honey angel now, sorry, she doesn’t make the rules. She likes being your girlfriend, and she’ll call you whatever you want her too, but she does default to “partner” regardless of gender.

York is actually aromatic, so any relationship with him will be a bit unconventional. We’ll say for the sake of argument that York is romance neutral.

Immediately: If you do not work out, the chances of York initiating the relationship with you himself is slim to none. But if you do… Ho-boy, you cannot physically stop this man from flirting with you (AKA, pestering you about your arm wrestling prowess.)

You’re gonna have to be very clear with your expectations with him, because he isn’t really going into this with the mindset of exclusivity. Additionally, he is going to introduce you to his best friends immediately and if they don’t like you it’s pretty much over for you. This shouldn’t be something you have to worry about though- any friend of York is a friend of theirs.

York is very nonchalant about the entire experience. He basically treats you identical to the drawtectives except he’ll kiss you sometimes if you ask him to (which isn’t something he’d really be opposed to offering his friends either, you’re pretty much one of them now. Congrats!)

He doesn’t quite get a lot of romantic gestures, relegating things like flowers, weddings, and valentines day as being stupid. In the Northern Tribes you’d just defeat your lover’s worst enemy in combat to earn their favor and that’d be that.

He does, however, love the exchanging of sweets and the physical affection that come with a romantic relationship.

As for labels, York doesn’t really care what you call him or what he calls you. He’s your boyfriend? Cool. He’s your partner? Yeah okay. Your lover? Sure why not. He doesn’t really do pet names, but he will give you a nickname, and it will be a shortened version of your own name.

Grenda is probably going to have the most conventional relationship with you. Out of the bunch she has the most solid grasp on flirting and what healthy romantic relationships look like, so it’s pretty much smooth sailing ahead. (Not specific to romance but Grenda is also the best at giving hugs.)

His love language is definitely quality time, more than anything she just loves being with you. Whether it’s cooking or walking dogs, walking a movie or just sitting next to you in comfortable silence, being around you is just comforting for them.

If there’d be any issue in their relationship, Gma does have the tendency to put her own emotions aside in favor of helping other people in times of difficulty. You sometimes have to remind them that, hey, he doesn’t have to be everyone’s therapist all of the time.

For pet names, I think Grendan would honestly just call you by your name. I can maybe see “honey” or “babe”. If you call her a pet name though they’ll get really sweetly bashful, blushing and going “dawwwww….!” while swatting the air, the whole shebang. Once you start calling him a pet name though there’s no going back, they’ll get sad if you don’t call her that.

.. Okay so I know this was supposed to be Drawtectives headcanons, and Eugene is not a drawtective… But I love him and he’s my fictional husband so we’re doing him anyway!

Eugene, being rather shy and also absurdly wealthy, strikes me as the secret admirer sort. He’d anonymously mail you flowers and such, and then coincidentally go to talk to you the next day to see what you think.

If you reciprocate his feelings, he’s definitely not gonna catch on. Eugene is dense as a brick. You could go up to him and go “yo, let’s date!” and he’d just be like “haha wow you’re so funny!” and them go back to wishing you loved him back. You’re gonna have to be very explicit with his intentions if you want to woo him.

Eugene is very easily flustered, and so he tends to default to gift giving and acts of service as his love language. He’s pretty bad at flirting on purpose, he’ll just turn into a mumbling mess before he gets through the first sentence. Thing is, the emphasis is on the “on purpose.”

Eugene will say the sweetest, flirtiest things.. but he can only do it on accident. If he thinks about what he just said for more than one second he’ll turn bright red and stop talking immediately.

He’s also pretty shy with physical affection of any sort, but does enjoy it if he works up the courage.

Eugene would be pretty shy about pet names, mostly sticking to “my love”, maybe throwing in something like “darling” or “starlight” if he isn’t really thinking about it.

This head canon is only really applicable to Eugene, but if you were dating him since before the Celestial Spear, then you get to have a dramatic reunion scene accompanied by a dramatic reunion kiss. I like to imagine that “pick up and spin you around” thing.

[yanderepuck]

Charles Route Release Campaign Masterlist

Day 7: Wearing his clothes

Wearing his clothes-yanderepuck

Wearing his clothes-Faust-bite(art)

Kiss me one last time-lumierexfics

Day 6: Wedding planning

Wedding planning-yanderepuck

My love will fall with grace-lumierexfics

Day 5: Confessing your feelings

Confessing your feelings-yanderepuck

Don't you say those sweet things to me-lumierexfics

Day 4: "Are you . . . jealous?"

"Are you... jealous?"-yanderepuck

Day 3: Don't forget Louis

Don't forget Louis-yanderepuck

All that spinning 'round and everything you loved!-lumierexfics

Don't forget Louis-kbius6(art)

All that spinning ‘round and everything you loved!

Day 2: First time sleeping together

First time sleeping together-yanderepuck

Do you want me for my mind or my body?-lumierexfics

Day 1: Sick day

Sick day-yanderepuck

Release Day: Free prompt~

Under the stars-yanderepuck

More time with you- Fang-and-feather