#sorry thats just a major pet peeve of mine like really glad that you love to hear urself talk but THE REST OF US FUCKING DONT

[amphitritebaby]

im vodwatching sap pov and god he really does look suicidal my poor fucking baby im so fucking sad

[stayarmytinyzenmoa-l]

so i passed out last night 🤡 i'll read everything tomorrow after my engineering exam but i shall spill the tea akhbdfn

so my uni has this festival thing going on for three days similar to the rodeo? but on a smaller scale (not naming it for privacy reasons)

so obviously i was planning to go with a couple of my friends but in the last minute i find out that they're all going with their s/os which makes it more awkward for me because,, i'm the only single one... and i didn't want to third wheel the entire evening akbhdfn

but lucky for me one of the people in the group brought his friend who by the way was actually pretty cute and vv nice 👀 who had came home from his uni for the weekend so we both ended up hanging out for a majority of the time because we were the trademark singles of the group akbjdfn :D

the evening was going fine, we were enjoying all the booths and food trucks there and whatnot and we saw that there was a roller skating area so me being me decided to drag him over there because i love roller skating sm and why not do a semi adrenaline inducing event with a cute guy i mean what

so we get our roller skates and begin skating, but what i do not know is that this man has never skated in his entire life so i'm standing there trying to drag his ass across the rink while reassuring him that he won't fall over and break something lol

and it's going nice!! we're having fun!! we're holding hands because that's the only way that he's going to get across the damn rink!! we're laughing to much that our stomachs hurt and we're wheezing!!

and then shit goes down

whenever i laugh i usually throw my head back and after i did that i was laughing so hard that i was wheezing so naturally i did the hands on knees squat thing to catch my breath and when i looked up istg i saw my entire life flash in front of my eyes BECAUSE ONE OF MY FAMILY FRIENDS WAS THERE WATCHING THIS ENTIRE INTERACTION OF US HOLDING HANDS AND NOW THAT I THINK ABOUT IT IF SOMEONE SAW THAT WITH NO CONTEXT THEY WOULD HAVE THOUGHT WE WERE ON A ROMANTIC DATE AKDBJFNKM someone take me out

he fucking waved at me and smiled while raising his eyebrows and i was standing there shaking my head like a mad man because it really isn't what it looks like and i'm currently panicking because holy shit what did he see who is he going to tell-

but i know he won't snitch because he was there with his girlfriend so i have blackmail on him as well hehe

so yeah that was my evening yesterday 😭 and an update on the guy: i got his number but i don't really think we'll have anything going on because i found out he was younger than me (he's only two months younger it's legal ahkbdjf) so there goes that because younger men 🤢

in retrospect i'm glad it was that family friend that saw me over anyone else because i've know him since i was like,, five so if anything he's like my overprotective older brother akdhbj

Omg yeah don’t worry about it you focus on your exam!!! Best of luck, you’ve got this!!!

ALSO YOUR UNI HAS RODEOS DJAKFJDBEKXJS I think the closest thing at my Uni’s something called “Solstice” we have one per quarter and they’re cool djskdjwix

That’s kinda rude, ngl. Like if they were planning on going with their s/os this whole time then that’s something they should’ve made clear to you because, as much as they don’t think it would be, it’s kind of awkward being the single friend amongst people who are dating and it falls under the “inviting people who weren’t invited before/without asking” category and ugh sorry it’s a pet peeve of mine anyway-

OO- TELL ME YOU GOT HIS NUMBERRRR Also I’m gonna hold out that maybe they were thinking “oh rose is gonna be the only single lady lemme bring my single friend” which now that I type it out sounds kinda weird just ignore this-

NO I LIKE THE WAY YOURE THINKING CONTINUE

ROSE’S LEADER (Y/N) AGENDA CONTINUES

NO STOP. STOP THATS LITERALLY MY WORST FUCKING FEAR AND IT HAPPENED TO YOU ROSE IM SO SORRY SJDOAFIHDNWBSJA also hopefully Mr. Doesn’t-Know-How-to-Roller-Skate will take you out on a date but if worse comes to worse your embarrassment will take you out-

If you’re lucky he’ll just tell his friends if not write your will /hj

OOP YOU HAVE DIRT ON EACH OTHER AIQNFJXLWNDNW

HELP YOUNGER HES NOT EVEN THAT MUCH YOUNGER THAN YOU 😩😩😩😩 Strangers to friends to lovers(?)

OOOHHHHHH OKAY okay I was like “NO ROSE NOOOO” but in that case it’s better, I thought you meant like family friend being your parents’ friend cuz I’m that case your life would’ve been surely shattered, and I mean that in the nicest way possible 💀 EITHER WAY IM GLAD YOU HAD FUN CUZ IT SOUNDS LIKE YOU HAD FUN!!!!